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RomanceRe: Another Slay Queen Storm Benin Night Club In Braless Outfit - Fans React (pics) by samysmoothfresh: 8:32pm On Jul 22, 2018
you people should stop calling them slayqueens

these ones are simply ashawos

and by ashawos, i mean local oloshos

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 6:25pm On Jul 22, 2018
i'm lonely and i need a friend

preferably one who's a virgin

mizk!!!
RomanceRe: Pleasures And Pains Of Being Beautiful. by samysmoothfresh: 7:44am On Jul 22, 2018
WORDWORLD:
True beauty is lies WITHIN and that's why the wise Old days say "BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP".
dude you losing your touch or something undecided


you used to drop long albeit educative comments written in near impeccable english words but now, i've noticed your comments are less educative, informative, less long and filled with grammatical blunders undecided


you let some nl lady mess with your head or something?

RomanceRe: 13 Days No Masturbation Or Sex. I Couldn't Feel Better by samysmoothfresh: 3:56am On Jul 22, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
Let's wait for Pocohontas pocohantas and Co. to arrive. Make I book space self. Mimimile, .... We day wait.
RomanceRe: 13 Days No Masturbation Or Sex. I Couldn't Feel Better by samysmoothfresh: 3:53am On Jul 22, 2018
demulepaul:
True talk. wayward Lack of respect girls every where. Any Guy that want to get married should shine his eyes avoid getting married to a public toilet hoes.
exactly!
RomanceRe: Who Really Is The Musicgod In Nigeria? by samysmoothfresh: 10:42pm On Jul 21, 2018
wetin you want make we use this information do now?

and how e take concern us?undecided

RomanceRe: 13 Days No Masturbation Or Sex. I Couldn't Feel Better by samysmoothfresh: 10:33pm On Jul 21, 2018
these are the kind of girls we pray never to meet in life undecided


you have been masturbating three times day (for God knows how long....................i cant even imagine the objects you must have used the whole time) and prolly fucking 3 times a week


later if i ask you out, you'll now tell me "no sex before marriage" because you want to keep your already defiled body (and expanded pussy) "holy"


may thunder and lightening strike any lady that will come to me with a wide pussy (after fucking numerous guys and masturbating 3times daily for God knows when) and still tell me no sex before marriage!!



meanwhile op congrats o


i know it's not easy to break out from masturbation (i"m not talking from experience o cos i never have, dont and will never masturbate)........

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2018
biacan:
You're No different from the guy undecided leaving women with hunger sad
was i created to feed "hungry women"


y'all ladies should drop this entitlement mentality o


it will lead you no where
RomanceRe: Masturbation And Luck! by samysmoothfresh: 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2018
village people dey do night shift for this one head cheesy

frankly though, i think it's the supersttion in you messing up with your brain

not that i'm encouraging you to carry on masturbating though

in the end, i'm sure you know what to do
RomanceRe: Ladies Don't Be Afraid To Toast Us by samysmoothfresh: 9:23pm On Jul 21, 2018

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 9:19pm On Jul 21, 2018
Mcy56:
grin grin
E don tey wey i do Agric Science last. tongue
cheesy
Mcy - Mcy cheesy


how do you like your yam anyways........................fried rigid with thick white egg or boiled with red sauce?

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 9:13pm On Jul 21, 2018
biacan:
Diamonds undecided

RomanceRe: I Need A Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2018
ibkayee:
Thought you were waiting for me, wow
when you don't know if shes being serious or just joking

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 9:01pm On Jul 21, 2018
biacan:
Save the kiss biko I don't want to end up eating yam for three days sad
what would you want to eat for "3 days" then?

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 8:58pm On Jul 21, 2018
Mcy56:
She didnt explain what it's all about now? Na so so eating of yam i dey read na, I no come understand the particular yam she dey talk about. cheesy
cheesy
how many types of "yam" do you know?

RomanceRe: I Need A Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 8:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Go out there and toast woman. Stop hiding behind the Internet to do what our fathers did with ease

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 8:31pm On Jul 21, 2018
biacan:
This is the guy she is talking about here cheesy
I dont know who you are but i'll find you and kiss you angry
RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 8:29pm On Jul 21, 2018
Mcy56:
What fun? huh Night of a thousand laugh? tongue
cheesy i dont know what kinda "fun" o


but how about the "fun" the lady went to "lagos" for?
RomanceRe: I Need A Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 8:18pm On Jul 21, 2018
DonPiiko:
If you are beautiful and really young, don't be shy, send a PM, I have too much love to give out. Abuja based preferably smiley

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2018
Mcy56:
Samy, it's that your meme and few other ones that got me rotfl grin cheesy grin
IKR cheesy


had the same reaction when i first saw it


anyways you ever gone from one state to another for fun? grin

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 7:56pm On Jul 21, 2018
millionboi:
You bliv is fun......if I hear

She think say na dangote disguise dey toast her
RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 7:56pm On Jul 21, 2018
millionboi:
You bliv is fun......if I hear

She think say na dangote disguise dey toast her

RomanceRe: Ladies Don't Be Afraid To Toast Us by samysmoothfresh: 11:50am On Jul 21, 2018
ibkayee:
If my green lights aren't getting through, I'm willing to risk losing him than toasting him myself lol it would hurt obviously cry cry grin

RomanceRe: I Dumped Her. Now I'm A Drunkard And A Sadist! Could She Be Responsible? by samysmoothfresh:
i only have one question to ask you;


is she a benin lady?


cos if na benin woman, my guy just forget am cos your life don finish be that


benin ashawos and juju be like nigeria and corruption


but you get mind sha o wey you go carry ashawo life savings con later run leave am undecided d

RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 11:35am On Jul 21, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
why is your Lagos in quotation marks?
cos the "lagos" turned out to be ogun staue
RomanceRe: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by samysmoothfresh: 11:27am On Jul 21, 2018
chisos!!.


what is this world turning into shocked


girls no get shame again


you travelled from abuja all the way to ondo "to have fun" abi undecided


oya continue having fun na................or the fun don tire you


na wah for all the women and men wey dey always travel from one land to another because of fun o

RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Bizzyaski Over Bumbum Tattoo by samysmoothfresh: 10:58am On Jul 21, 2018
this is another one of 'em dumb girls with entitlement mentality


she for use biro draw the butterfly for her stretch mark and craw-craw infested buttocks na



she thinks she can comman use stretch mark to file the guy's machine

mtcheew

RomanceRe: Stories That Show Most Ladies Have The Entitlement Mentality......mine Included by samysmoothfresh(op): 10:03am On Jul 21, 2018
Mariinee:
This isn't even possible. Who does that on a first meeting? Haba. undecided
YOu really dont know how hungry some ladies are


especially students


oh wait, you should know cos you are a student too undecided

RomanceRe: Stories That Show Most Ladies Have The Entitlement Mentality......mine Included by samysmoothfresh(op): 10:00am On Jul 21, 2018
kimbraa:
Lie small small. grin
honestly, i'm not surprised you think this is all some bogus tale undecided

like you dont know how una (uniben girls) are

MTCHEEEW

RomanceRe: Stories That Show Most Ladies Have The Entitlement Mentality......mine Included by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:22pm On Jul 20, 2018
before we passed by the shop, she already mentioned she was hungry and though i knew she was indirectly asking i do something about that, i ignored again and simply told her not to worry as we were already close to her hostel.


just when we got to mallam's store, she stopped and said she was really hungry and didn't have anything to eat in her room and then asked i buy her indomie and egg.


in my mind, i was like "really nigga?........we just met and you billing me already undecided"
"i'm not fûcking entitled to feeding you or epaying your bills"


anyways, i just stared at her smiled and took her to the store.........ordered that 3 indomies be prepared for her, paid and gave it to her


she thanked me and i could see her eyes twitching like she's happy cos she thinks she just caught a maga


what she doesnt know is that i've got my own plans for her and mind you, they are totally harmless grin


b-guys in d howse, share your own experiences with them ladies with entitlement mentality
RomanceStories That Show Most Ladies Have The Entitlement Mentality......mine Included by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:20pm On Jul 20, 2018
i know the topic says "stories" but i'm only gonna tell a story-my story.


i'm hoping other guys would add theirs grin



it was exactly 3:45pm today and i had just walked out of the school library where i went to do some research for my final year project.


i had just walked down to basement when i saw this beautiful well dressed black lady standing by the road side close to the tall almond trees.


being a sucker for black beauty, i decided to walk up to her.


after doing my thing, i got her digits and offered to walk her down to her hostel (hall 2) which was opposite the direction i was headed (things we do for women or should i say the pussy).


while we were walking (and talking), she said with a smile
"now that you have my no. hope you'll send me airtime so we can chat later cos i'm out of sub"


i laffed and brushed it aside telling her "sure i will"


just a minute later, we passed by a store where a mallam prepares & sells cooked indomie on order


typing....................g
RomanceRe: Egg Saga: Why She Really Got Slapped by samysmoothfresh: 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
Shugavee:
Oh please like there is a difference..
yea..............there's no difference, but you should at least get your facts right instead of repeatedly typing what you dont know, didnt read or havent confirmed undecided


anybody reading your post now, would think she bought the eggs with her money undecided


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