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you people should stop calling them slayqueens these ones are simply ashawos and by ashawos, i mean local oloshos
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i'm lonely and i need a friend preferably one who's a virgin mizk!!! |
WORDWORLD:dude you losing your touch or something ![]() you used to drop long albeit educative comments written in near impeccable english words but now, i've noticed your comments are less educative, informative, less long and filled with grammatical blunders ![]() you let some nl lady mess with your head or something?
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demulepaul:exactly! |
wetin you want make we use this information do now? and how e take concern us? ![]()
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these are the kind of girls we pray never to meet in life ![]() you have been masturbating three times day (for God knows how long....................i cant even imagine the objects you must have used the whole time) and prolly fucking 3 times a week later if i ask you out, you'll now tell me "no sex before marriage" because you want to keep your already defiled body (and expanded pussy) "holy" may thunder and lightening strike any lady that will come to me with a wide pussy (after fucking numerous guys and masturbating 3times daily for God knows when) and still tell me no sex before marriage!! meanwhile op congrats o i know it's not easy to break out from masturbation (i"m not talking from experience o cos i never have, dont and will never masturbate)........
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biacan:was i created to feed "hungry women" y'all ladies should drop this entitlement mentality o it will lead you no where |
village people dey do night shift for this one head ![]() frankly though, i think it's the supersttion in you messing up with your brain not that i'm encouraging you to carry on masturbating though in the end, i'm sure you know what to do |
ibkayee:
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Mcy56: ![]() Mcy - Mcy ![]() how do you like your yam anyways........................fried rigid with thick white egg or boiled with red sauce?
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biacan:
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ibkayee:when you don't know if shes being serious or just joking
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biacan:what would you want to eat for "3 days" then?
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Mcy56: ![]() how many types of "yam" do you know?
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Ishilove:
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biacan:I dont know who you are but i'll find you and kiss you ![]() |
Mcy56:
i dont know what kinda "fun" obut how about the "fun" the lady went to "lagos" for? |
DonPiiko:
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Mcy56:IKR ![]() had the same reaction when i first saw it anyways you ever gone from one state to another for fun? ![]()
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ibkayee:
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i only have one question to ask you; is she a benin lady? cos if na benin woman, my guy just forget am cos your life don finish be that benin ashawos and juju be like nigeria and corruption but you get mind sha o wey you go carry ashawo life savings con later run leave am d
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MISEDUCATIONS:cos the "lagos" turned out to be ogun staue |
chisos!!. what is this world turning into girls no get shame again you travelled from abuja all the way to ondo "to have fun" abi ![]() oya continue having fun na................or the fun don tire you na wah for all the women and men wey dey always travel from one land to another because of fun o
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this is another one of 'em dumb girls with entitlement mentality she for use biro draw the butterfly for her stretch mark and craw-craw infested buttocks na she thinks she can comman use stretch mark to file the guy's machine mtcheew
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Mariinee:YOu really dont know how hungry some ladies are especially students oh wait, you should know cos you are a student too ![]()
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kimbraa:honestly, i'm not surprised you think this is all some bogus tale ![]() like you dont know how una (uniben girls) are MTCHEEEW
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before we passed by the shop, she already mentioned she was hungry and though i knew she was indirectly asking i do something about that, i ignored again and simply told her not to worry as we were already close to her hostel. just when we got to mallam's store, she stopped and said she was really hungry and didn't have anything to eat in her room and then asked i buy her indomie and egg. in my mind, i was like "really nigga?........we just met and you billing me already ""i'm not fûcking entitled to feeding you or epaying your bills" anyways, i just stared at her smiled and took her to the store.........ordered that 3 indomies be prepared for her, paid and gave it to her she thanked me and i could see her eyes twitching like she's happy cos she thinks she just caught a maga what she doesnt know is that i've got my own plans for her and mind you, they are totally harmless ![]() b-guys in d howse, share your own experiences with them ladies with entitlement mentality |
i know the topic says "stories" but i'm only gonna tell a story-my story. i'm hoping other guys would add theirs ![]() it was exactly 3:45pm today and i had just walked out of the school library where i went to do some research for my final year project. i had just walked down to basement when i saw this beautiful well dressed black lady standing by the road side close to the tall almond trees. being a sucker for black beauty, i decided to walk up to her. after doing my thing, i got her digits and offered to walk her down to her hostel (hall 2) which was opposite the direction i was headed (things we do for women or should i say the pussy). while we were walking (and talking), she said with a smile "now that you have my no. hope you'll send me airtime so we can chat later cos i'm out of sub" i laffed and brushed it aside telling her "sure i will" just a minute later, we passed by a store where a mallam prepares & sells cooked indomie on order typing....................g |
Shugavee:yea..............there's no difference, but you should at least get your facts right instead of repeatedly typing what you dont know, didnt read or havent confirmed ![]() anybody reading your post now, would think she bought the eggs with her money ![]() [ot] |
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