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Veeque:
Hmm.
Very good list. There are other skills tho out there.

Digital marketing has been my thing for some time now. Got certified for it. I've had lectures, read and practiced it. Though, it's really broad, some of its components (especially SEO, Content marketing) can be mastered.

Delved into Programming/Coding and it's absolutely wonderful. Graphics is also good..

This lockdown was a blessing

But animation is something I'm aiming to conquer before next year.

Use your time wisely. No skill is useless. The world is evolving into a tech-world. Everyone needs to be tech-savvy. No time to waste.

You just wan try every every

You be Da Vinci

UndauntedYOCA:
Haha, yes and that's because almost all Queens did same that day otherwise I'd never have done it in my entire life.
Lol, I know girls who did it back then sha.
Lol, Queens? I think the hall just has this class thing attached to it sha. There certainly were and still are girls from rich homes in Queens and of course, the ones who had to work, sell and school in Queens (the class to which I belonged) lol.
So you gatecrashed abi? You're still in school or done?

I've gatecrashed wella,though I'm beginning to stop it sha...

I'm in my penultimate

Send me a pm

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, Trenchard Hall and parties ehn. There's always an event there every Saturday and I trust Mellanbites, Tedderites, Kutites and Bellites to gate crash, lol. How you wan take do party for our school and our boys no go chao? Lol
Well, in 100 level back then in the prestigious Queen Elizabeth II hall (University of Ibadan ), I was jejely in my room that Saturday morning doing what I can't remember when I heard Queens saying there was an ongoing party in that mini hall (I can't believe I can't remember the name of that place where elections and events do hold in Queen's hall again, chai!), well, girls said they had to go have their share of the sumptuous meals that were being shared, lo and behold, my roomies, floor mates, block mates and other queens had started going with various dishes, bowls and coolers to get meals that rightfully belonged to them as per landladies na, lol, hmph (I'm an ambivert by nature and the introverted side of me supersedes the other side of me so I would actually never do such) but guess what, I jejely took my own deep dish with cover and majestically strutted to that place to go get ounje omo onile not because I was hungry but because if I didn't experience gatecrashing that day then I'd never experience it, plus I wasn't about to miss party amala ( not like I was going to be the only Queen there, duh .( ), and with the type of appetite I have, most times I only eat because it's necessary for my existence and that'd probably be my brunchd (breakfast, lunch and dinner maybe). Remembering this makes me laugh hysterically now though. Well, I got my wonderful amala (as the proper Yoruba girl wey I be) with I think some drinks , (we weren't about to let the drinks waste na pliks) and majestically strutted back to my room (H21) with my friends. Oh, what a day! I remember the food was sumptuous
Amala, ewedu soup and MEATS
That's my only gatecrashing experience.
Oh, I remember now, my friends would sometimes drag me to go felicitate with graduands during convocation every November. Omg, what friends I have! And to think I didn't go for my own convocation . Convocation parties in UI dey always be like owambe weddings. Chai!

So that was your only gatecrashing experience you had in UI

You never went on food hunting at all?

Well most girls don't really do such stuffs in UI talk more of a queenite,the predominantly ajebo hall

mayklef:
Trump My Niqa, if only we haf a active n open presido lyk u.....instead our presido is more concerned abt d well being of his cows in daura

Guy we no get president oh...

Na class captain we get

Ishilove:
Never gate crashed. I'm too dignified and proud for such. Besides my parents discouraged us from attending parties and I've grown up with that mindset.

Òmó mummy

Beta hunger never catch you before

pDudd:
Back then in UI, I was tall and I had a chunky friend I used to call Big Dog. Big dog was a dark skinned Yoruba guy who had body and had Yoruba swag.

Now if you went to UI, you will know Sultan Bello Hall and it's dome called "Bello Dome." Lots of people used to do wedding receptions in Bello Dome and it was often a thing of repute to be a student in Bello Hall and be able to sneak into one of those wedding receptions.

One Saturday, they were holding one of those receptions and from the arrangement and decorations happening in the morning that day, it was like that reception was going to rock. And that period, kobo not dey anybody pocket and all boys were hungry. That's how I contacted Big Dog all the way in Zik Hall and told him to show, because we must enter that party. We used our last kobo to go and barb hair and ironed our whitest agbada and decided to enter.

Normally those parties require IV card to enter inside because they knew that students may want to fall inside and enjoy free food. But me and Big Dog looked like dignitaries. Infact, Big Dog resembled an Otunba and I resembled his boy. That's how both of us entered and got to the place where they are checking IV. Big Dog just talked one jagajaga alaye Yoruba talk and next thing they opened way for us because they thought he was a big man . They led us to one nice table that was already decorated with small chops.

Chai, see enjoyment. Small time they will bring juice, after a few minutes, they will bring wine, then malt, then bottle water, then peppersoup, etc. Small time they will check on us to know if we are having a good time. Me I dey form yankee ajebutter and Big Dog dey form Chief Otunba Big Dog. Omo! We chop every every. They kept bringing different types of food to our table and asking us if we are ok. Hahahahahahaha. That's how broke boys chop life that day.

Big Dog, if you're reading this, I miss you bro.

Greatest Uites!!!...

We know how the food hunting dey go

I'm also a Uite,a katangite

But a bastard katangite though

DrayZee:
Burna has done very very well for himself in the space of just 2 years. A small window of opportunity open and he used it to fire himself to the top.

Big ups to Wizkid and Davido too...they held the industry down for years.

Which two years

Burna boy that has been in the game for long

NaijaOlosho:
Why cant you invite me lets travel together

i can risk my life for my dream tour with a cut guy

Broke Nairaland guys, get lost

Says a broke girl that doesn't even know the difference between cut and cute

If nairaland was a market place,it would be filled with lot of pirated and fake movies

What would be the name that would be given to 2020 if it was a movie


The name of the movie would be in form of a question


I will call it "What can we call this"?

austine4real:
Think deep B4 u leave oo





Abroad no be beans .



If u going make sure u have saved enough just incase .....




Bros I need job oo


I don't mind if it's 50k per month

How you take known say abroad no be beans


Have you being there

What would be the name of this movie like this

Clarence Peter no fit shoot this one oh

Na Kunle afolayan and omoni oboli go shoot this movie

OmarEl:
Sub from the 300k na���

It's not fair nau
See savage reply
Even me sef never reach this level of savaging

CAPSLOCKED:
FROM JANUARY UP TILL DECEMBER, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE DUMBEST THREAD OF 2020.

Not just 2020 even 2021 sef

Someone said iLegend is the hushpuppi of nairaland

MrConstantine:
Kemi the warrior

And what makes you think you're not mad also?

Was I the only one that went straight to check out her pics

Casalinda you fine sha

If you like catch a mountain of feelings for seun,e no go still work

I would better advice you express that feelings to someone like lefulefu or possibly volunteer to become Airforce1 second baby mama

I expecting a missile of insult from you after this but if you don't then we're really meant to be together

Come lemme ravagely salvage you with unending love

englishmart:
Which Alexander? I know of one Alexander at Gwarinpa who for days now have been flexing us main main. He once spoke about Keffi, or Keffe, kaffi as his relative. Sadly, he left this morning

You are trying to be funny huh

DontBullshitMe:
UI is a stressful school.
Countless TDB's. . .
No tangible regret though.

UI isn't just stressful, it's a very boring school my brother

SocialJustice:
South Africa has the prettiest women in Africa outside North Africa and Ethiopia. They are truly as you have described. If not for their useless men, I'll really love to chill with them. Take a look at Dbanj's wife.

Wait oh

Is dbanj's wife a South African

Yes my landlady's heart

She served me rice and chicken that was well decorated with some kind meat like that

After consuming the food that day which was her daughter's engagement day,I mistakenly but deliberately broke the glass plate. The glass plate was one of her best,only brings it out once a year

That broken plate really pained her ehn.But me no send

How can my number one crush just slip into someone else's hand like that

Hypnotise:
Congratulations.
This young lady is smarter than most adults on Nairaland

Including Seun?

President Buhari

Ramos16:
You have not brains, your obsessions on how to control women is the sole reason for this article, it is rettarded and dumb

Oga just keep quiet

Sense is a kilometer away from your brain

You had better master the difference between "no" and "not" before you come here and be insulting yourself

KingZaddy:
The last thing I want to do is go abroad and represent the stupid nation...



I'd rather represent Iran and Iraq

Mad oh

Ramos16:
god damn, what is the purpose of this article for the love of God.

Like, what were you thinking when you wrote it, what does all this even mean.

This is just f^ckn ridiculous.

Just keep quiet and move on to another post

Must you comment

osamz007:
AS FOR TALL GUYS I'M PROUDLY HERE

Is that the only thing you have to offer

colestephan86:
Dooms days fast approaching! Was at Ibadan 3 days ago, I saw first hand total disregard for the COVID-19 safety protocol, 6 persons in those small taxi cabs including the driver.

I'm not sure you've been to Lagos

Rebuke:
Confused lots.

Yhu want everywhere to open but you don't want schools to open.

Most of yhu go out without face mask nor use hand sanitizer and yhu return home to yhur kids; dumbos, that's also putting yhur kids and family at risk.


Yhu don't want schools to resume, but yhu want the government to open everywhere.

What sort of people are yhu guys?


Look, go to ogunpa market, iyana oja, Gbagi and other popular markets in Ibdan and see how exposed these people go about their usual business and nothing like strange death anywhere around there.

Who are those people in those markets? Aliens?

Don't they get back home to their kids and family?

How have they being doing it without any fear or worries of contacting the virus?

Dumb citizens of a country governed by dumb and brainless leaders.

Yhu people should leave Makinde alone. He's one governor I've seen with sense.

Others are just follow follow without any meaningful contribution or solution to the so called virus.

Don't mind them.

They are afraid of paying school fees and not the virus

Hey guys pls help a fella

I just came across the domain trading thread created by iykepromotions 4years ago(2016),I can say that he really tried in dishing out valuable info there.

So I'm thinking of trying the domain trading business out but I'll love to hear suggestions from individuals who have (deep) knowledge about it.

Is domain flipping still worth doing in this period? I know it's not a get-rich quick scheme, just an avenue to earning passively but I want to be sure if it would really be worth trying out in 2020(I just don't want to strike my blows aimlessly)

I would also appreciate suggestions and hints if it's something that's worth doing. I'm a newbie to the business

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