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Zacksnow:
I have never met her in person she was my 2go friend back then iwas still in secondary we been friends from 2go to Facebook she help me get admission into my state university with her father connection



She secretly collect an apartment for in school cus she don't like the of me staying in boys hostile the I resume she called and ask me to go meet somebody that person gave me the key to the apartment behold everything is there that's was the best suprise ever I could'nt say anything for some minute she has been the best ever and will always be

So where is she now

umarshehu58:
Lies

I am very sure I wasn't the only person that perceived the smell of this lie from a far

As in ehn...

I could perceive this piece was a well embellished lie

I thought I was the only one having this feeling

oglalasioux:
Good one. But always try to acknowledge your source which in this case you lifted verbatim from Quora.

Mad oh

Can someone please help me out

I registered for LH about 9days ago(June 13th),tomorrow will make it the tenth day. I was expecting them to get back to me within 10 working days(not on the tenth day) but haven't gotten response from them.

Meanwhile during the course of the registration, I was entirely truthful,didn't lie that I was a graduate(I'm in my penultimate year in uni). Though I was later having a thought that I would have put entirely different thing maybe say I was a graduate of a STEM related discipline

I don't know if that my honesty would mean my disqualification. If I don't get a response by tomorrow and I want to re-register,can I still use the same phone number and email address?

Can we call this Yahoo plus(female version)?


The repercussions will be strong oh

Throwback:
You are a confused self hating African.

If only you knew that Trump's paternal grandfather and grandmother were immigrants from Germany.

His Mother was an immigrant from Scotland.

His current wife, Melania is an immigrant from Slovenia who was working illegally with her visit visa before applying for a work visa she was barely entitled to since she was merely a nude model but obtained since she was then dating an influential and rich Trump.

His same wife used the opportunity of her marriage to Trump an American, to bring her parents over from Slovenia to have permanent residency in USA.

She is not more righteous or holy than the Mexicans and Africans who also visit America and abuse the immigration laws of that country, so they can have the life that Melania Trump exploited the system to achieve for herself and her parents.

Face your heavenly race and stop hating on your own self. The angels in heaven are not White Americans, so no need for an overkill of ass-licking.

Guy you be conam throwback

I honestly don't know what to say

I've improved on my Savaging skills. All thanks to nairaland

Congrats

Wishing you a HML

But guy you shoot your shot and date wisely. As in minimal expenses and cost for the wedding.

Abeg use the money wey remain for the wedding plan your marriage well,no forget to tell us when your shot finally enter post oh

Ugaboy:
Solution: tell her to flee from fornication

GBAM!!!

The stories here are fun but I'm still hoping to read one that eventually led to marriage. Lemme even relate mine,very funny and weird. Happend two years ago (during world cup)

There was this lady,she's older than me with about 3-4years(if I'm not mistaken sha,don't know her age,just a rough estimate from her looks). She had a friend that resided in one of my customer's compound.

So there was this evening I went to buy some stuffs from this customer of mine, that was the first time of me meeting this said girl. She was the one that attended to me,very jovial and cheerful. As a cheerful guy I am also,I was smiling and paroled well with her, we talked a bit sha. I never knew that would be the beginning of my misery

After our first encounter, this said lady would always call me her husband openly and there was no way I could avoid her because I must pass that compound to school. She was always there waiting for me

There was nothing she did not do,so tey she asked if she could bring food for me in my house, bring food ké. Me that came to school in Ibadan, what would I tell my people if something unpleasant happens to mebesides I had like 3 room mates living in my flat

I could have being friends with her if she was mature enough to do it the right way and not by her calling me her husband and some other yeye romantic names openly,stalking me every time and walking with me down the street anytime she sighted me. She would even leave what she was doing at that moment, and all these were becoming glaring to people in that street. I was just so uncomfortable and embarrassed by her actions, I don't know whether she was blind to see all of these

It even got to a point that I had to start boarding bikes to school so as to avoid her,making me spend unnecessary money anyhow.
I was just totally uninterested in her jare,her actions really pissed me off and my sixth sense was telling me that the girl no be am,make I no even try enter her matter if I love myself

I couldn't take it any more,I had to tell the landlady(who was my customer) to call that girl to order. Ever since then she avoided me like shit,and me self didn't mind

Heistman:
Lol...it's obvious she dumped u.....the breakup really pepper this bros

As in ehn

Bobotic:
What about Zlatan, Speedy Darlington & Naira Marley?

Zlatan is preparing for his Masters(Msc)

Speed Darlington wants to venture into farming

As for Naira Marley I honestly don't know what he's doing at the moment

OgogoroFreak:
Expecially Davido. That guy would soon be kicked out of the industry.

You're the one that did the kicking out abi

Chrisbeks:
Gradually they are sidelining Davido and Wizkid. It's now the time of Burna and the new kids on the block.

Do you even know what's going on in the music world sef

What if you told her and she said she wants to get married in two years time,what will you do

Just maintain it at a friendly level for now,with time you can do the right thing

Set your life straight first

calebonuja:
I don't think someone who earn such will be here. No disrespect though

Mad oh
See finishing

How often do you watch porn and fantasize about what you watch(or in other words masturbate)

You people(needanswer and minixie) should continue this chat privately,this is a forum for seun's sake

I kind of agree with this stuff

I have a southy babe like that that told me she doesn't want to have children, that she's not in for having kids and I'm like wtf

I think I get the whole thing now

enshi:
I was in my first year in school .. I just got into the campus.
She met me and helped me join the Igbo student's association.

She invited me to dinner one day and the food was so delicious. I ate and ate until it was late she begged me to stay the night.

Mid night she started touching me and we did it.
We continued this way till she graduated ( a year later)
While she was on her project, one dey she was in the bathroom and I decided to go through her pics in the drawer. Low and behold I saw both trad and white wedding pics of her.
She told me it was her twin. I was shocked she never told me about her being a twin..
Since then I decided to make my findings.. She was married ... Four months before I met her

This is a very good movie script

I think Kunle afolayan would really bring life into this script of yours

sheyitokz:
The weirdest act i think have shown to a lady was when i dated a lady back then in campus and jilted her the fifth day we both saw our pants

Mad oh

ProfDview1:
Oh Thank God for this kind of thread.

Guys, I am learning it myself Tru videos... I have learnt html, css but not perfectly....

1st question; when can I proceed to Javascript coz I started learning mid month of May.... When can I proceed to Javascript even when I am not still perfect on html/css

2nd question: What does it take to be a web developer??

Front end, if yes... Pls name what is required to be learnt


Back end, what is required to be learnt


Full stack, what is required to. Be learnt



Pls web expert shud help me out...... Thanks

Check out this blog>>>
learntocodewith.me

It would be very helpful on guiding you through with what you have to learn for both front end and back end

ProfDview1:
Oh Thank God for this kind of thread.

Guys, I am learning it myself Tru videos... I have learnt html, css but not perfectly....

1st question; when can I proceed to Javascript coz I started learning mid month of May.... When can I proceed to Javascript even when I am not still perfect on html/css

2nd question: What does it take to be a web developer??

Front end, if yes... Pls name what is required to be learnt


Back end, what is required to be learnt


Full stack, what is required to. Be learnt



Pls web expert shud help me out...... Thanks

Check out this blog>>>
learntocodewith.me

Onyi22:
I knew very well that we have a lot of broke ass guys on this forum...
See how they have start confessing,
Tufiakwa!!!!
I will not settle with a guy that starts from small oooo, My man must be born with a silver spoon

While you were born with wooden spoon

As you want to surprise your babe on her birthday like this,I just hope her father will not surprise you with beating that day

Make your egungun no go enter express jam trailer oh

SpecialAdviser:
I think its high time I explained the word "VANITY" to nairalanders so they will understand better.

To start with, wealth is good. Good wealth is from God. Wealth explains and brings out God's blessings upon our life. So never think when we say vanity, we mean wealth is bad. Poverty also is not a sign of being cursed. It is not a sign of not getting God'd blessings. Major prophets in the bible were all poor. They were highly blessed despite the fact that they were poor. Majority of all saints lived a poor life just to please others.

So what do we mean when we say vanity?

Have you ever paused to think of how you admired those in secondary school while you were in primary school?
When you now became a secondary school student did you feel the same? Same way you felt for university students right? Even NYSC people.
Same way you admire car owners because you don't have it. When you now have it its not same feeling. It looks nothing.

So what do you partake in just to get rich? Fraud? Stealing? Yahoo? Rituals? Looting? Stealing people tithe? or your good efforts?

If you do evil to get rich, you are on your way to VANITY issue. This is because when you build ten houses, you live only in one.
You have ten beds, you lie in one. You have twenty cars, you only drive one. In fact, you will discover that you will still worry to get more.
You start thinking of being richer than Dangote. You will continue in an infinity wants till you die. Problem is that after you death comes judgement.
A judgement that if it goes a wrong way, you would wish you never tasted money.

So why do evil just to get rich This is what VANITY is all about. Hope u understand?

You be real special adviser

Fine boy that cannot compose meaningful and well punctuated sentence.
This post of yours got me wondering if you've ever heard of comma before

EgusiSoup:
So the people that this Fulani men has been killing does not matter?

Nigerians are so mediocre and hypocritical and imagine if Goodluck Jonathan was still president that guy wouldn’t has die in America cos he was a president for all.

By 2023 we will collect this mistake we have make and make Goodluck Jonathan to come back as president in PDP.

I does not knows why sensible people will still be shouting APC APC like we cannot think for ourselves.

The battle life have being draw

The ability to comprehend simple English and write one correctly is really a gift

Jonn01:
Goodmorning nlanders I
I have an issue at hand, growing up I never really considered relationships as one important aspect of life. I remember during my secondary school days while my mates are into relationships, I was the only one left out. They usually make fun of me but I don't really care. Fast forward to my university days, I still remember a day I was sick, at the health center the doctor asked me about my relationship life, the man was shocked at my reply and was like'are you a pastor'.
In my final year, I had my first gf, with all sincerity this girl was the best type of girl any man could possibly ask for. She was so sweet, caring and loving. She is very independent and has this entrepreneurial spirit, not all this I need money or I want girls. I don't like going out with her because if we do, she would insist on paying or we split the bill. If I get angry at her for that, she would probably go the least expensive thing there.
She is really caring and I can remember a lot of wired sacrifice she was willing to make for me. Let me also add, she has no secrets, she gave me all passwords for her phone, banking details, infact anything that has to do with password. If she steps out and a guy ask for her number she gives them mine and tells me about it. She tell me everything about her daily and can call me 5 times a day just to find out how I'm doing.
To cut the long story, she she broke up with me four months ago, ever since then I can't get her off my mind. I tried a lot of things like My self engaged in meaningful things but it hasn't helped.
We still talk once in a while, sometimes she just text me sometimes just to find out I'm doing but If I call her myself she could take ages to reply.
I tried reconciling with her but she keeps telling me I pushed her to it because I took her for granted, she said she has another guy but she can't deny the fact she still thinks about me , she said her bf fought her many times because she mistakinly call my name instead of his own. I often get absent minded nowadays.

If this story of yours is real,then go get her

She is the one with your missing rib

She seems to be the ideal girl any guy can ever pray for

what caused the fall out between the both of you??

Is she a boy??