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EXLOVER:
I broke up last week.

I met are on the road, toast her collect her number, we do Whatsapp for 10pm reach 4am that night, i sweet talk sleep comot her eyes that night, she was enjoying my vibes.

But after my break up, I promise myself i won't do road side relationship again, my next relationship must be through friendship. Me and my ex don't really have things in common, she just fine, and get better shape, and sweet for fvck, nothing special, no sense of discussion.

Fvck kept us together.

No more road side relationship for me again.

Mad oh

SultanOfAbia:
I meet her on Marinebook
Marinebook is like Facebook, but only for Marine kingdom.

It was a long distance relationship as she was deep in the Atlantic ocean and I was on land here in Nigeria.
She occasionally visited at night via my dreams and we will talk,eat,drink and have sex.
Marinebook has lots of the finest girls ever.lots of fishes in the ocean to choose from.

You normal so?

Lightangel64:
You don't have sense at all

Do you have big ass

With all these,all I can say is that "You are a simp bro"


Everything you thought existed with this said girl was nothing but a "Mirage". It never existed

Pick up yourself bro and move on with your life,some things aren't worth killing ourselves for

Idleness is real

Sierusvirus:
These tells you the evil women / mothers do at home, telling their children bad things about their father in-order to win them over.

I still have to blame the men for believing that things will get better or change and allowing this happen by getting married to
1. a broke girl who finds it very difficult to have a days meal.
2. a prostitute (red light, causal or corporate) and fighting to make her stop.
3. an irresponsible brat and trying to make her responsible.
4. a LovePeddler that sleeps and satisfies 15 guys a day to quench her sexual orgy and claiming she is doing that because of the money.
5. a stingy and lazy scum believing the husband is to take care of the family then die off fast so she can regularize her cheating partner.

Men, if you really want to change things to benefit you.
1. Never marry a jobless girl
2. Once she’s working, assign / divide the house responsibilities and give her 35% or 40% even more so she won’t have extra cash to cheat on you.
3. Talk less at home.
4. Never in your life trust any woman but never let her know, so your eyes will be on her illicit act anytime any day.
5. Never you eat alone, call her to eat with you. Greater percentage of woman poison their husbands food to destroy the mans body system gradually till you die and nobody will suspect her at all.
6. Never you payback or give back any money your wife spents at home, it’s part of building the family unless she will give you back all you have spent on her.

Thanks me later

We should thank you for what

In your mind now, you've spoken something sensible abi

Nooil:
All I know is my mum was a lucky woman. It's because of her I believe it's only God that can give you a man not all these she-males around.

Mad oh

Nooil:
All I know is my mum was a lucky woman. It's because of her I believe it's only God that can give you a man not all these she-males around.

Mad oh

phr0nesis:
Appearance: No
Character: Absolute YES

Note: Mum is good looking and looks a lot younger than her age but mehn she is shooooort

Must you put several O's in the short

Ladycewhy:
I always pray for God never to give me a man like my dad ,I would rather remain unmarried than marry a man like my dad!.


A wicked philanderer,a toxic misogynist,a typical traditional man still stuck in the 1800s

Na Wa oh

[quote author=Ladycewhy post=90047323]I always pray for God never to give me a man like my dad ,I would rather remain unmarried than marry a man like my dad!.


A wicked philanderer,a toxic misogynist,a typical traditional man still stuck in the 1800s

danielconstant:
audio tactics.... Lagos mainland dirty state is fast taking over ABA...

As in ehn...

You sure say you go school so??

HMarshal:
I met a cute female friend Tru a female friend during my youth days,fresh & cute.we got talking & if found out she smokes(kush)

I was staying in a self-con in one estate in ibadan then,alone,.she was a student @UI & stayed in Queens hall.she hit me up to get some smoke that she was coming to kush @my place.

I did,& she came over,we sat in my compound & smoked in silence for about 1hour.
She was very high,I noticed,stood up,walked towards my room window facing where we were smoking & suddenly stoped.

Peering Tru my curtains & listening,then silently called me.i came over & she hushed me & listened again.them asked "who r those bathing & talking inside ur room",

I took it as higness side effect & was smiling @her,but she kept her cute face very serious & told me with tinted dimned eye "there r two men in ur room chanting incanations" I looked inside & saw nothing(you suld see a pretty gal high on smoke & in a trance like state it's fckn scary!)

We slept in the house that night Sha,after more smoking ,but the speed I used to pack out of the house ehn,

Even my neighbor (single mom with 2grown kids& cousins) confirmed some "irregularities" in the Ambience of the compound since she moved in.we moved out 1day after each other.

We then understood y many houses in that particular estate was mostly inhabitated.owners are mostly out of the country.thanks to her

Queens hall,the painter's hall

Weren't we in lockdown then

Abeg who get pics of those Ghanaian pallbearers

Though I feel this story is just one of these cooked up nairaland stories

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Dominicane:
I once dated a fellow corper in my nysc days and this gal rubbished me. Took my concern for granted till we passed out of service.


Luckily enough I got recruited into the Nigerian Navy, and posted it on Facebook.
The pic was lit, uniform was starched and ironed.
Mehn....even gals I don't know started messaging me.

I logged in WhatsApp and saw this Gal's message. A gal dat hasn't messaged me for 6months after service. As a military guy, I ignored her. She kept messaging me and told me that
"I forgot her abi."... I was like " u and who?"...
Minutes later I uploaded my fiancee's pic and she immediately blocked me.

Bottom line is that gals don't value a man, that loves them, until that man blows. That's why I don't take ladies serious these days

"that's why I don't take ladies serious these days"

Including your fiancée??

Na wa oh

2020 and bad news ehn

Hinokami:
I'm at this stage too.. Currently I just scour freelance sites, register with them and see what sort of jobs available that matches your skills to an extent.. Customise your profile to fit those jobs and apply for them.. I'm registered only on upwork tho and so far no jobs yet but mainly because I am not that serious. I hope this helps

Thanks...

It really did help

sketchlyrics:
rubbish...see her head like gorilla own.. spits

That head of hers that looks like gorilla (from what you said) is housing a brain more useful than anyone in your household.

Oniranu

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye.


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention.

You are something else

Anyway,I love your style of writing

You really got it with the pen

sheggsliveth:
Its true Bro.Same story as a friend i met when working in Abuja told me, he was sold at Mediterranean Sea where he spent almost a year working for his master...He told me he later enter Italy and got deported.[color=#990000][/color]

Mad oh

Lemme just book space

Flora2Sweet:
a girl was coming to visit for the fist time , and she had the gods to bring her friend.. as I see them , I jus block them for gate tell them say I wan drive out go pick something for God is good ... na so I take discharge them...

Bro,it's guts not gods

Op which church do you attend??

Vikynas:
Liars nothing is happening in Kano

Where did they pick you from??

Ejiod:
This week has been very busy for me.
Thanks for peeps response on my mentions. It was true to the point..

After a long day today I Had to go out and get some fresh fruits. This period we have to take more fruits to boost our immune system. No time..
My regular vendor on sighting me was very happy. She already knew what I wanted... she packed Apples,Tangerines,Bananna. I then added watermelon..

In continuation to the previous post.

While doing my web stuff...., I started going through those tutorials... it was painful then because I had to use my bed time to study.
I did this for nearly 3 months non stop.
After getting my feet wet on python and machine learning model I started applying to firms.
While applying I went on to learn fundamentals of excel, then to advanced level. Even towards using VB on excel.After Excel I went to SQL..
Truth be told here: I’m sure I submitted my cv more than 50 times before I could even get an interview.. It was damn frustrating. There was one period I fumbled... Interviewer was telling me..: I can’t distinguish between plural and singular..
What did I say?? I was referring to data cleansing and in the middle mentioned datas instead of data. ..

The frustration was terrible but I kept on pushing till I got my first offer.

Very encouraging...

By the way,is solid knowledge on SQL, tableau and excel sufficient enough for one to get a (remote/freelance) job?

greenskittles:
I don't think Nigerian government officials are fully aware of how dangerous this disease is.

Oya tell us

EzzyCarter:
Risky gamble. Hopefully, the guys above me praising him won't be the first to blame him should things go sour( I pray it doesn't).



God help us all...

So what should he have done instead

Kamani8:
But why do nigerians doubt the covid cases in nigeria?

Is it that the masses don't trust their govt?

Are you a Nigerian?

Fiction jare