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DEHVEHLOP:
Messi Lionel is a millionaire in dollars





Lionel Messi is a billionaire in Naira (you can see that he's richer than all Igbos DEVELOPERS home or abroad, just like Kwara state is bigger than the the whole Biafraland!)




Lionel Anifowose Messi is the only centillionaire in the whole Franco fone nations in West Africa.





I don't even know what to write about Nnamdi Kanu and Evans....





Anyway, we still have some things good about the ipobians, their soups are second to none in Nigeria

Just try and read what you just wrote

Does it make sense to you??

ZIINI:
He be like say that girl senior him small O Abi na for my eye...

She's actually older than him,with about 6 years

If you know you didn't read this epistle,let's gather here for fellowship

sinkhole:
Just imagine what you're saying

What is she saying

Righteousness89:
What gives you Joy and Satisfaction?

If it is Vanity , you need to be Careful because when Vanity becomes your Pirioty, you follow after Vanity and when you Follow after vanity, you become Vain...

Pastor it's Priority and not pirioty

KingTom:
Apart from Datz how Stars do, the rest are not worthy of being called comeback songs... E get some of us wey never even hear some of these songs wey you mention lowo lowo ko Nowo nowo ni

I'm telling you.Datz how stars do is the only song I've heard there

I was not aware that May D has even sang with Davido sef
Even Mr Nack you apako Master Terry G don sing song this year and me sef no even know

Oladdesigng:
Pako biscuits

That biscuit then na die

hahn:
Chai. Friend zone don hold this one for kidney

Are you sensible at all

MikeMicheal:
SARS is not as bad as it is painted.
WE STAND WITH SARS!

Your Father!!!

dynicks:
Wait oo! No be mr slawormir aka damn NIGGAAAAAAAR! be this!!?

Niggar don port from Edo to lasgidi!!...

The guy really must be a real street tycoon!!...Awon damnnn nigarrrrr!!

hot ON hot niggarrr!! Make dem feel the heat!!

What of that pregnant woman wey dey back of the guy nkó

Durentt:
Children, the last thing I'll ever want in this life

That's your personal problem

Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrr ....

Isoright...friends go always loose guard us...but that nor mean say we nor go keep friends because say one or two friends don first loose guard us before...

Me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
God run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now

What will we call this one bayi

Make you no go allow devil play free kick at the pinnacle of your success.This one don go chop last supper with him village people

southernbelle:
In saner climes, investigations are carried out before any arrests are made and even then, the courts are usually involved; here, SARS do as they please.

These complaints have been going on for a while now, these officers need to be called to order. It's annoying that young people keep complaining about the menace and nothing serious is ever done. That Minister of Youth & Sports is not a very pro-active person.

Guy thank God you said in saner climes...

You think Nigeria is normal before

Burgerlomo:

Abeg pass me one chair chief

Ebuka78:
If only you had given that watch to your mum...

The kind of blessing that would be following you ehh plus tears of joy from mum.


Forget GF for now and focus on making money. They are just a distraction. At the end, you will not marry her, neither can she wait for you.



So, who is the fool here?

Who is the loser here?

Use your brain.

You deserve a chilled bottle of Heineken

Bonatheripper:
They're not the first

Let them Bleep another one to life

Must you come and show case your family's stupidity here

Jirehz:
I’ve met a few weird people

1. Sec school days. I dey stay for boarding school. We were three in a room. One junior student later join us. This boy go stand up for night start to dey talk to people wey person no dey see! For the first few weeks see run!
The boy dey do crazy things for night aswear! His eyeballs go pop out, e go dey sweat. But in the morning, e no go fit remember anything.

We later found out that it runs in their family. Even the boy beautiful sister dey do the same thing.
They sleep walk!
That shit wasn’t funny oo.
Their father gave them one traditional concoction wey dem dey drink before dem go sleep. Any night they miss am, that thing go happen.


2. One Igbo man wey dey buy food from my aunty shop way back.
The man go do 30 minutes prayer on top food, then end the prayer with “ God of Biafra fight for me amen”.
Lol

3. One Hausa man wey mix beans inside draw soup, use chop fufu. And nah very nice man. E say e go slap me if I laugh!
People dey oo

Dem plenty abeg

God of Biafra ké

lacruz12:
This is what happens when you give your all and expect your partner to do same. You were the drive behind the relationship and she was just a passenger hoping to alight when due, you gladly pick her up whenever she loses interest regardless of her sins.

You gotta move on bro, she doesn't deserve your love one bit. You know quite well you are never gonna be 'perfect' even if she comes back to you, so kill the feelings and see the light in your new girl.

Stop stalking her, start steering your life in the right direction. There's more to life than meets the eye, you are wasting precious time. Invest your energy and time into improving yourself. What's wrong with you is just inferiority complex.... Thinking you ain't gonna find another like her. My guy na lie

Build your self esteem and confidence, think about the lies and cheating and tell yourself you don't deserve a filth like her. No better revenge than being successful, give her reasons to see she lost a gem

Your last sentence hits the nail on the head

DelTel:
Seriously !!! Luxemburg shithole with poor people !

A primary school pupil will not spew this rubbish!

No mind the idiot

He has already internalized the poverty and suffer head state of this yeye country and sees the present situation of things in this country as normal

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

What people fail to understand is athat fter graduation you should forget your certificate in one cupboard in the village and enter street to hustle like a mad man. No free job for anyone in this country even if you graduated with First class in unn or uni ibadan.
I graduated with a very good 2.1 but i dropped my certificate for bunk enter HK for cotonou go learn work now everybody dey call me German bugger for ogbe.
Every night steady bombing as if i dey work with isis!

Only music and bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

Is this an advice or what

Then why did you create this thread if you have nothing to say Mr op

randomShek:
Starting with mine

1. Spent about 10 minutes seriously looking for my glasses. I finally found them when I started sweating.

It was on my head...


2. I was using my phone flashlight to read before my guy came around. After he left, I started looking for my phone.

I even used the same flashlight to find phone o. My head no pick till I told my neighbor to call my line and I saw flashlight was vibrating inside room.


3. I stay around iyana ipaja and I wanted to unlock my phone at ikeja. Called my connect to set up the meet. He said come with sim and flash drive.

Okay...

I took bike from house to bus stop. Realized I forgot the sim I wanted to use. Thank God for good memory... Took bike back.

All good...

Finally got to ikeja. Met up with my connect and he was like “my guy, where is the usb to flash the phone?”

Naso body weak me instantly

Had to go back home again to get it so that the time, energy and money spent won’t be in vain

Your case no be here oh

Oga e be like say you just dey pour water for inside basket.

In other words,you're just chasing after the wind

Think seriously about what you're doing and getting yourself into

May God help you bro

I absolutely have nothing to say other than these too shall pass of you don't give up

Don't start looking at it from the spiritual angle oh,these are some of the many challenges that will become part of your stories when success comes knocking your door

It is well bro

The next thing you'll hear soon is that this man is planning on entering politics

HyAccent:
Forget confidence and dressing well. Just pray you Dont meet those guys on the road on a day, they are out for blood.

If you are well dressed (even if its shirt and trouser with jacket). You are a criminal.

You use a good phone, (it does not even have to be an I phone). You are a criminal.

You are driving a clean car. You are a criminal.
In my case I was wearing a shirt, trousers with my Jacket visibly hanged behind my chair, driving a 13 year old car, with my work I.d., the office laptop, and guess what? 2 buildings away from my office. let's just say its the worst evening of my life. My saving grace is that my bosses' friend who happens to be a top politician drove past, decided to stop and intervene by calling someone that called someone that called someone that got through to them before they let me go.

If you sound bold, intelligent, can speak good English and can defend yourself that's even a double crime.

Its advisable to always dress well but what do you wear on a Sunday evening when you just want to hang out with your guys?

Lol

Everything is a crime in Nigeria

KingAzubuike:
What most Nigerian youths don't know is these SARS people dey look face. They won't harass you if you're properly dressed and look responsible. Also the way you talk plays a major role. Don't fidget or panic , don't stammer, talk with confidence . They'll tell you to go.

Seconded.

What you just said is the truth.

With confidence, you can handle 85% of your problems successfully. There's no need panicking when faced with these uniform robbers called SARS as long as there is/are no skeleton(s) in your cupboard or anything to be afraid of

They usually capitalize on fear and panick to intimidate innocent guys.They will often retrace their step when they encounter someone that's well groomed,maintains a high level of confidence, speaks well and look them eyeball to eyeball.

You don't have to fear or panick when faced with SARS,These guys just drove themselves to their death for nothing

There's something this guy isn't telling us,your story ain't complete

You didn't even post screenshot of the transfer here or even request how you should go about posting your experience on Twitter

We read here sometime ago on how one guy here was harassed and how he went about reporting the case.He even had a picture evidence, and eventually everything was resolved but it just seems you just want the case to rest like that.

You're a graduate and a corper man.You fall my hand

The only advice here is for you to postpone any marriage plans you have for now or put it on a hold at least till you're sure of what you guys are doing

From your side,were you also faithful

If that wasn't the only sexual relationship she had while you guys were away,then be careful, you might be heading the wrong direction

By the way,I would recommend nairaland guys who often post relationship problems to go and listen to passenger's song titled wrong direction. That song really empathizes with the feeling of many jilted lover boys

How are you sure the proprietor of the school doesn't mess around with students and even teachers

If the environment is unhealthy for her,she knows what to do