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Ofemmanu1:
Money yab man o..


Imagine me using My Honda DC as a collateral?!
And the lender go put 100k mileage before three months?!

God forbid.

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hbemigho:
Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.

Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?

I now added, he is my first son actually.

Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?

Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.

This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!

Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �

Omo!

One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.

But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.

That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.

I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.

Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.

Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.

Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?

Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?

Lovethaa:
So I felt like eating spaghetti and sent out someone to buy me spaghetti with 2 eggs ,spice with sardine and I gave her 1k

, she came back saying just spaghetti alone is 600 .

I had to follow her back to confirm


Wahala for salary earners tho

lilvicky68:
Na mamagee make you write this epistle?? Just WOW.. wow..

ClixMaster:
Whatever you do, I take God beg you, AVOID Mass communication like a plague. E get why

Basalt:
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening to all my fellow Nigerians.
It's me Basalt, the guy that doesn't mince words, and today I will be talking about the ways foreign students who study in Europe (especially in Germany) can still save millions of naira even before finishing their studies. Believe me it is not really easy but most of our lifestyles are making it even more difficult.

1. Stay in the student hostel. The number one thing eating deep in our pocket is accommodation. I know of a friend that pays over €500 every month in accommodation alone.
Student hostels are usually subsidized for students, and you save more money when you pay less for rent.

2. Stay away from public health insurance if you are above 30yrs and you are not working a full-time job unless you have medical issues. If you are working full-time in Germany, public health insurance is compulsory. Your firm pays half and you will pay half, that is understandable but in a situation where you are not working full-time, you will pay almost €200 alone as insurance for someone who is above 30yrs old.
If you minus such a big amount, minus your rent. Wetin Remain?

3. Avoid girls that are too demanding, if you were single before coming to Germany, then date only girls that are here with you in Germany, most girls in Germany work and make their own money. So they will never be a pest to you and you will have a physical companion, not a phone companion that always calls to demand money.
What most girls will do is this.
First of all, they try to establish a relationship with you for months by chatting and asking you how you are and showing concern, then they move into the phase of milking you dry with numerous financial problems. Avoid such girls like plagues. Once they start demanding, start ignoring.

4. Stop sending money home unless for an important project or for an emergency. You can always use the excuse of being a student or Corona virus to prevent some unnecessary begging. Don't give shishi unless saving of life is involved or you are sending money to buy land , build a house etc.
If you keep sending money to everyone that demands, you will always go broke.

5. Never stay too long without working. Europe is not a place to live without working. If the semester is on, you will probably be too busy with studies to work full time, get a part-time job or a mini job to support yourself, and pay bills otherwise you will have no option than to spend the ones you saved before.

6. Stop buying expensive gadgets on loan. Buying properties on loan gives you a false illusion that you have arrived when you don't have anything.
You buy the latest iPhone on credit, you buy E-bicycle on credit, you buy big plasma TV on credit, you buy Macbook on credit, you buy a screen touch laptop on credit, some even buy a car on credit as a foreign student (though mostly not Nigerian students) .
When you buy all these things on credit, you will live a life of debt, and hardly will you make savings because you are practically working for your debts.

7. Avoid unnecessary parties and celebrations. When you organize parties for almost everything, you spend money you should have saved. Remember you are just a student, you don't have a professional job yet, you can still be kicked back to Nigeria when you fail to get a job within 18 months of graduation (God forbid).

8. Stop posting exortic pictures on facebook. People in Nigeria have that mindset that whoever goes on vacation is rich, they have the mindset that whoever enter aeroplane or even eat chicken is rich. So when you post such mouth watery pictures on facebook with nice environment coupled with your abroad induced freshness, you will create an illusion that you have arrived and you will only attract known and strange people begging in your dm. So you can avoid such disturbance by staying on a low key online.

Ojoro12:
Dear nairalanders I need your advice on how to fund my business either with interest free loan or little interest. I will really appreciate your candid support on this.

Harness12:
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mecussey:
Some of us have ideas but can't execute due to capital and keeping these ideas to yourself is of no use. Therefore, if you are an entrepreneur and looking for where to invest some money, you may consider these ideas. I will be sharing mine, if you also have good ideas, share yours...

1) Crypto mining.

We all know China is the hub of mega crypto miners but recently, China banned mining crypto in China for whatever reason. Therefore, a lot of used mining machines showed up in Alibaba thereby crashing the price of mining machines from $500 to $50 for an S9. Therefore, if I have $1000, I will buy 20 or more, rent a shop where there is electricity and connect to slushpool. You will be sleeping and money will be dropping in your wallet. I was opportuned to mine with two S7s (4.7TH) I bought for $250 in the past at my work place when BTC was $1300. BTC shoot to $4000 and I was making $100 weekly before lightning came and killed the machine. Before, i could order again, BTC shot to $8000 and cost of machine sky rocketed. Now, BTC is 35k, $50 for an S9 (14TH) is a good buy and the guys in US are rushing it. Even Bitmain the producers had to hurt production because of crash in price. If you have spare money, join this business, however do your own research as well. For every business, there is a risk, custom price, DoD machine, lightning etc. Another way to make money from this is to dropship the machine to US and other countries. Note that these machines are SHA256, there are other crypto you can mine with it, not only bitcoin. For more details, you can chat me on whatsapp down below.

2) Broadband Distribution - To be continued stay tuned

alongetayo:
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We are a Haulages/Logistics Registered Company located in Ilesha, Osun State,
We are an accredited vendor/transporter with international breweries, Ilesa, (Makers of Trophy, Budweiser, BetaMalt, Hero, etc)
We are one of the few transporters authorized to transport there there products from factory to all over Nigeria.
All you need to be part of the business is owing a 20ft or 40ft curtain sided or flat bed truck, we also advice intending investors to go for either of these brands of trucks - DAF, IVECO, MAC, VOLVO. Because of availability of parts here and also easily worked on by mechanics.
We also deal in Foreign used trucks trucks of any brand at very good prices.
When you invest with us by placing your existing truck or newly bought truck NPCL, You're are guaranteed a ROI OF 600K-800K monthly , and also your returns on investment depends on the number of trips your covers in a month. It is a very transparent process.
You're in charge of your drivers salary/allowances and also handle your truck maintenance.
Call us to book an appointment for a meeting at our office: Lawrence Omole Way, Opposite International breweries, Beside Sambeat Hotels, Omi Asoro, Ilesa, Osun State.
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Sebastine1994:
I doubt I am the father of my baby, I find it really hard. Neither my wife nor I are fair complexioned, but where did my baby get this fair skin. I have called my wife aside to ask her some really deep questions, which she would give me some insult as reply. she would accuse me of drinking too much.

The baby does not resemble her dad but a neighbor in our old compound. I have always suspected that man.

I am depressed, i would save up for DNA test, if the girl is not my child, I may do something stupid. .

I have done my research, there is no history of fair skin in either my family nor my wife. even her mother is shocked.

what should I do, I need advice, lalasticlala mynd44 seun Dominique.


should I call a family meeting between between both families to table this matter.

honeymix3112:
I need a loan of about 2 million and I've gone to bank but I'm declined. I'm willing to pay back 3 million within a year if I can get one.
Contact: 08028715711
Email: honeymix3112@gmail.com

Tosinluv01:
The place he called head office at ikeja is just a small shop. All the asset in the shop is not upto 150000naira.

colorsofrainbow:
Something ipob must have paid back to them since last 4 years

ALTERNATEID:
Na suit Rabiu wear abi coat?

But wait OP, what kind of divisive headline is this? A Nigerian is a Nigerian. Twisting the original headline to this one is simply to promote bigotry and nothing else. We need to stop all these divisive slants.

Batman2412:
Take it easy. Their CEO is Dr Chinedu Marksman Ijiomah. Search him online. Hope you are aware of their restaurants in dubai, Singapore etc. Hope you have seen their transport arm, food service, logistics, real Estate. I'm not a staff but I encourage people to invest with them. I've gone through their reviews and they are 98% positive. You can email me for more information

agrowell:
Hello Nairalanders,

This is another business as lucrative as oil mining but many are ignorant of it.
In the next few weeks, I shall be talking on different areas of this business.
Thanks

festacman:
As young boy scout, we used to sing: "A Scout is a friend to all and brother to every other scout, no matter to what country, class or creed the others may belong."

I believe the same principle applies even more strongly to professional police personnel. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu/IPOB should have known that killing police in Nigeria breaks the hearts of police officer anywhere in the world. It was a matter of time before INTERPOL, in espirit de corps, tracked and arrested him.

Alusiizizi:
Yet another retard that believed the fake news. Nigeria is full of idiots.

Akudaisi:
very bad Photoshop ,only a senseless zombies will believe Nigeria can arrest a Uk citizen and extract him to Nigeria awon odeh brain

deluckiest:
He should take it to God spiritually.

They will eventually withdraw the case and apologize to him.

paulolee:
no lies bro but he still gat a record to break n maybe Portugal fa should fix a friendly game with weak countries like cambodia, gilbrata or san marino before the start of season so dt Portugal can win 10 nil n cr7 scores 7 goals bcoz he must be kept happy..
Baba dey vex badly like dis oo...

tugrow:
gotten now ?