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Baby Jinx:
Of course third wives are okay, it’s the second and fourth ones that are bad. It is that their yeye even number trait. You know what that is right. . . I’m talking about the “2nd wife trait” you were expecting in the 3rd wife. The most devilish of them wives is the 16th wife because she is even number 3 times over. . . ya know 8, 4 and 2. Me, I advice men everywhere to stay away from 16th wife, if you can skip to 17 wife, do so without batting an eye.

[size=3pt]Rotflmao, Osirisiri on NL. What is 2nd wife trait? Are you born with it or is it nurtured?[/size]

This was funny as hell! They should stay away from the 2, 4,6, 8, 10 only marry odd numbered wives. They can do it I believe in them
I can't believe this is being discussed. Second and third wives still exist in Naija? When will men learn, one is not enough they want 2, 3, 4, 5 trouble.

I have funny story about Essien, so I went to Ghana this past summer and in the group I went with one of the girls supposedly looked like Nadia. So we acted on it and had Essien's friend call him and pretend Nadia was trying to surprise him. We stayed at La Palm. Blah blah blah he had soccer practice a meeting and so he didn't show up. The next day we find in the Newspaper that he was in a love triangle. Anyways it turns out it was good he hadn't shown up seeing all the mess he was in because I get the feeling he might have not seen what we were doing as a joke.

Kobojunkie:
Well . . .@Elo, the very person who opened up this thread t[b]ook it upon himself to ATTACK my person[/b] from the start. So I understand your wanting peace but in this case, the very poster is the one who kind of threw your argument out the window here. I am indeed disappointed that an adult would stoop so low in a forum, but then again, I have seen thousands like him who throw tantrums and are willing to stab others in the back when they do not get their way or are confronted with situations they are not mature enough to handle.

But hey!! it is a free forum and be sure to expect nincompoops as well.

Here we go again with "attacking your person." Didn't someone already tell you that if you keep acting like an idiot your idiotic person will continue to be attacked. Everything about blackness repulses you yet you come on a majority black forum to attack the persons of different black people and against people to ignore you. Well the "freedom" you claim that everyone should get is what we the "black persons" are exercising.

How much do you sweat with your ill confirmed claims and then when you realize everyone knows your talking crap as usual you claim "attacking my person." Stupid. Yes am attacking your person stupid Kobojunkie hating Nigeria and Nigerians will not change anything so get over your self and go to a KKK forum.

Jakumo:
That amazing intelligence will no doubt be a great virtue for this man when fellow prisoners gang rape him in the federal pen while he serves that 10 to 20 with hard labor, down there where the sun don't shine.

Let us all bow in awestruck reverence for our Nigerian Einstein as he gets hauled off to his new penthouse in leg irons.

No matter how cynical we want to be it is no doubt intelligence. $44 Million U.S dollars and some was stolen from a Federal judge. Hahaha, baffles me when people claim blacks are not intelligent. Am sorry if am not on the lynch mob, yes I know what he did is evil but so was what happened when Emmitt Till's life. There have been other horrible things that have happened to people that does not make front news. I just have to laugh

EloSela:
If this bugger was so 'intelligent' then they wouldn't have been on to his a$$ now. Real intelligent criminals don't get caught or they usually only get caught after years upon years of crime after having spent their young years enjoying a lavish lifestyle. This idiot only entered the US in 2000 and yet he is already the most wanted man in America. He should just turn himself in and be prepared to spend at least 60 years in prison without parole playing wifey to big Bubba and em. lol! It is either that or wait for the trigger happy FBI to catch up with him and shoot him dead; The FBI in turn will claim that they had no other option because he was trying to run away.

O.K if 8 yrs of stealling $44 million is not enough then try and do better. Do you think America is backwards Nigeria where people steal in broad daylight and are left to walk around. He served the same criminal term as Obasanjo, stole as much (if OB didn't steal more) and the hunt is out for him cause he is in the U.S while the EFCC is pretended to not know OB is a living crook, HAh. He is supposedly not intelligent yet he has not been caught. Realize they have a man haunt for him. He is on the wanted list just under Bin Ladin (who they don't want to catch). Now the advice you give is questionable. He should turn himself in and be raped in prison rather than go down by firing squad. He might take the latter, but who knows. This whole thing just cracks me up!!!

iukpe:
Do Nigerians really do all these?

RACING
MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
WALK AT THE PARK
BOAT RIDE
PICNIC


abeg where?
Anyway in Port Harcourt, certail things are not possible.

RACING- you will end up killing an okada man or be thrown off the road when you ram into the next pot-hole.

MOUNTAIN CLIMBING- simple, No mountains!

WALK AT THE PARK- You most likely will end up loosing you phone in the process or all personal belongings on you, kidnapping is possible.

BOATRIDE - You will definitely be over run by sea pirates or be caught in cross fire between JTF and militants if not taken for a militant yourself.

PICNIC - You will be kidnapped. So make the ransom money available to family members before you proceed on the picnic.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha . That was so funny I wish there was a way I could laugh loud enough for people on Nairaland to here.

JosBoy4Lif:
Wow the blame stops at Northern Nigeria, that's what I am able to decipher from your ill advised post.
[b]It is funny that an "illiterate" people have dominated a countries politics. You think that the so called "superiority" of Eastern Nigeria would find a way to [/b]seize power . let me ask you a question, are northern leaders also illiterate?

Probably because they are too busy robbing the country blind to want to share the power with anyone else.
I mean the intelligence of the government have to be question if the only legacy they are willing to leave behind is crime rather than something memorable.
Abe Lincoln and George Washington left legacies whilst the Nigerian government members after leaving office are chased around by the numbnutts in the EFCC.

Hahaha and the thief James Watson claimed black people are not smart.

Well here is intelligence at its finest. What people have to realize that some of the most intelligent people on earth tend to fuel the intelligence and energy to what might be considered a crime. Yes what he did is a crime and a brilliant one at that but. . . Yes there is a but because colonizing other people's country is also a crime but not one punishable by a jail sentence.

On a tangent to hollywoodizing this, it won't and if it is the main character will not be African. The movie about college kids that scammed a casino big time actually happened with some Asian kids but the roles were played by white. So the person trying to say there is no racism involved should probably open his or her eyes (also Angelina Jolie played an Arabic woman who her husband was married) hmm.

Also the comment about Igbo, funny to Nairalanders he is Igbo now but to Americans he is still Nigerian too bad!!

His intelligence still amazes me. Probably why he got a student visa. He is smart as hell. That is intelligence, he probably couldn't make it with other things so he turned to what works.

namun:
@plus queen, i must think u have a problem and a serious ona ta [/b]that. first, i didnt attack ibo i just made a general statement and secondly, if u[b] k ow dere's nothing 2 argue about u don't ve 2 continue barking like a dog. secondly, as long as i get betta attention dan u in d shrine, i got nuthin 2 worry about. at least i command a higher price
idiot

What what in the butt?
I thought this thread was English based?

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=187145.msg2991370#msg2991370 date=1224907349]Look at another idiot creeping in .
This shrine reject !
blockhead
You better get back to night school and learn how to construct simple sentences before disgracing yourself here.[/quote]oh my gosh, I am in the library cracking up. The human race is a hot mess. We are all quiet entertaining. All these stereotypes are amazing.
My friend (American) is taking a cultural anthropology class and I showed her this to do a class discussion for her project. I really want to know how it will turn out. I will report to you all momentarily how her professor and class reacted.

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=187145.msg2989357#msg2989357 date=1224876084][size=21pt]I have no problem with Yoruba people.
What I have a problem with is the constant Igbo bashings by several Yorubas on Nairaland
And whenever it happens be rest assured that I will respond to set the records straight if I care.

[/size][/quote]Tell

that joke was off the hook

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=187145.msg2985180#msg2985180 date=1224817933]Of course that was Karma's favorite line.
Igbos "drink bathwater" until yesterday when she had to peel her face off the floor when she also saw Yorubas did same then claimed she knew that already.
If she knew it why would it be her ready attack on Igbos even in unrelated threads using her nollywood knowledge on the issue.

The same way she claimed that the criminals in that famed TV show "How to rob a bank" were all Igbos until I posted the transcript  and we say that most of the criminals mentioned in that program were Yorubas



Then she's quick to tell us Igbo men kill their wives when all the stories we've seen here about women cutting off their lover's genitals have been Yoruba women.
Does that mean only Yoruba women do such a thing.

Some other idiot said Igbos are the drug pushers in Nigeria when history has it that the first and perhaps only men to be executed for drug offences in Nigeria are Yorubas.

We have also heard that Igbos give Naija a bad image meanwhile there's a thread on the 18  FBI most wanted Nigerian criminals and 98% of them are Yorubas.

As long as you folks keep on with this finger pointing,your claims will continually be debunked one after another.
I've asked any of you to name one crime IGbos commit that Yorubas don't and I'm still waiting for a response.

I[b] hate to go down this route but to set the records straight since this is the internet,I needed to correct that erroneous impression some folks choose to stick with pretending not to know the truth.[/b]

Bad people commit crime and they come in all tribes including the 248 others in Nigeria.

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DavidDylan:
Kobojunkie talking about "issues"?

what's next? Sarah Palin talking about supreme court cases?

, Right!!

All of a sudden someone mentioning the government disregarding people is not apart of the issue. Haha what a laugh.

Surprised that she is not still ranting that blacks voting for Obama seeing as Obama is black and all. "We" should make sure "We" don't do to others what "We" have been complaining for years of them doing to "We."
sounds alot like some white or Kimbo bullshit.

JosBoy4Lif:
Wow Kobo sometimes I wonder

Obama is a much better candidate for the American people that is why we should support him.
The fact that people like you do not support Obama perpetrates this same notion that black on black crime is rampant.
For Christ-sake their is a group called redknecks for Obama, that his how right Obama is for president, and How wrong McCain is

And trust me their is no greater injustice than to hate your kind! Period, you wonder why Africa has remand a desolate land.
The self-destruction that black people commit in their communities around the world is atrocious! at least the racism that for instance the Germans have still allows them to build a great nation, but as for the black man he cannot get along with another black man. And unfortunately since no man is Island we have un-optimezed, in-effective, Africa Kobo I remember you once said that we don't need unity in Africa,how the he ll than do we ever get on the same page?

Why waste your time with Koboidiot. She is most likely not black, the only things she supports on this forum is anything denouncing blacks. SHe has no real reason why people should not vote Obama so has only resorted to claiming that blacks are voting Obama because he is black.

Majority of blacks have always voted the Democratic party by default but according to Koboidiot blacks should switch so as not to vote for Obama because he is black.
Are all the whites voting for McIdiot racist (well most of them are)? If say Koboidiot is black which I highly doubt then she is definitely is suffering from the Uncle Tom's syndrome.
If she dares come back to circle in her confused rants she will say something about "insulting her idiot" person.

Solutions:
1.) provide the opportunities in Lagos in other cities and then people will go there, thus efflux.
2.) Railway, cheaper and reduces traffic.
3.) Get over it .
4.) Get rid of alot of bad politicians and scare the others in good behavior.

Solution 4 might not be as quick as the other. But a ripple effect into getting solution 2 is 4. Get rid some and then others will realize that demands are real. Look at the French revolution, that sure scared them aristocrats didn't it.

There are blacks that support McCain, the guy that was at his Campaign and said he has got his ass whopped for supported McCain and McCain told him his blessing is in heaven.

jimmyjam:
lol your attempt to extract more pertinent information and recommendations from me is not working. obviously nuhu put you up to this that is if you are not nuhu himself. but let me ask you this question

can you tell me the governor or the minister or ex-head of state in nigeria that is not currupt in nigeria? they all are!

This proves that crime pays in nigeria. If only you knew that [b]these people are atually like robin hood i.e doing a good deed with some that stolen money. [/b]nuhu is still a small boy when it comes to knowing about how they use stolen govt money for international political protection, lobbying, mafias thats the little i can say for now. he was about to open up a can of worms that would disgrace him and the nation! so all past leaders in the country are actually against him that why he can't win!

If IBB is planning on using nuhu of EFCC to protect (by appearing to have been probed adequately) his wealth which will be controlled by his son mohammed babangida could end up in an abacha loot like fracas.

let me tell you the sayings of the wise "God can allow evil and bad men to prosper in their lifetime but their children to the 3rd generation will suffer, their wealth will be taken from them (similar to abachas loot) and spilt up and shared to the children of those that where upright"

Like Robin Hood!! Robin Hood robbed the rich to give to the poor. Nigerian governmental crooks rob the poor and shove it in their cheeks like chipmunks only for themselves.

Obama is left handed too.

So is John McCain, but McCain was the result of when he was a POW.

Ibime:
Iceland is asking IMF for money, Shotsta is here claiming something else.

Right? How can someone asking for money be in trouble. May be Iceland is the Rich begger

shotster50:
It is not actually Iceland, the country that is going broke but Icelandic Banks, don't know where you got your info from. @ Savanaha, the standard of living in Iceland is actually very good.

From the news. Did you check the link I provided? That's why I asked what the standard of living was?
P.S if all the banks in the country is going bankrupt doesn't that mean the country is going bankrupt?

nuzo:
@lucabrasi

Because of how objective and unbiased you use to be, i never got to know your tribe until this topic came along. . . . . good to know that anyway.

@posters

The good thing about nairaland is that it has shown us that nigeria may never work. It's a shame we have been wasting so much time and en clamouring for one nigeria when deep down in our hearts, we hate each other with passion.
I want to use this opportunity to thank and encourage the few ones who have [b]kept their hatred in moderation [/b]and "reasonable".

Like You

Collin Powell's endorsment for Obama is too well articulated to be just because Obama is (mixed) "black." Even if it was because of Obama's color it was still articulate. If all McPLain's supporters were that articulate then maybe it would not end up with "he's black, baby killer, blah blah blah.

adconline:
Maybe Collin Powell should have endorsed  Allen Keyes,a black man and a Harvard Ph.D with a fortified foreign exprience.
He should have endorsed  [b]Jesse Jackson [/b]even when Correta Scott King  had endorsed Walter Modale over him

Who in their right mind would endore Jesse Jackson. He is a hot mess and he knows it!!! Next we might even endorse O.J Simpson.

I watched the Meet The Press interview and the man gets an A+++ for articulating. He sure did pick McCain apart, he did such an amazing autopsy of the McCain campaign (because it is dead). After thoroughly performing the postmortem autopsy of each aspect of the McCan't and Palmwined campaign he would reiterate that he is going to vote Obama. Haha


Anyways. . . where is Kobojunkie the fervent supporter of anything idiotic to lament on why Powell has lost his mind for supporting Obama?

Kobojunkie:
Now I couldn’t agree with you more. The very thought that we still play to COLOR of skin and BLOOD relations when it comes to making decisions – even after so many years of living with the consequences of such actions from the other --- is appalling. The very fact that many on here are simply calling on all people of the BLACK race to vote for a man SIMPLY because he is black and supposedly one of them, instead of calling for BLACKS to vote using their heads and casting legitimate votes that count, is atrocious and a sign that the black race continues to fail itself.

How can a man who, after so many years of being treated like an animal, turn around and claim that his treating the other like an animal is the JUST thing to do? Isn’t that the reason why we continue to see tribalism and disorganization continue to exist to date in the Black society?  We know of the evil of racism, and have heard of stories of slavery and how horrible humans can be but we turn around and justify our racist acts against others and even go as far as turning our own brothers into slaves, treating them even worse than those who have done it to us in the past, yet we are still full of excuses and reasons why [b]we [/b]are better for doing this? Yes, you both are right here.

Black on Black crime/hatred is rampant and so is Black on White and white/black hatred/Crime. By the way, which of those is worse? Is one form of racism better than the other form??

Haha, you say we as if everything black doesn't repulse you to the bone. I know anything talking about blacks and crime or anything bad about blacks tingles your insides. How come you never comment on whites that say Obama is Arab, is anti-white and all that shit. Most blacks in America have voted majority Democrats and just because Obama is mixed with black doesn't mean people will start changing to go vote to prove that the existent racism in America is non existent. Ignorant whites like you that hate everything black and is voting for McCain haven't stopped despite Palin being a complete nini.

mcvincent:
To all niralanders, i think this call for urgent discussion. For how dare on earth would someone claimed that th e past leader of this country has not been found of any questionable charges of corruption .I think this woman should not stand to fool nigerians.Infact ,i suggest if there is any commission that above EFCC&ICPC that would have be the appropriate for probing Obasanjo,because this man has not only ravel the economic and financial situation of this country but morally,educationally and generationally.Therefore,Mrs. EFCC should rather stand with clear conscience or she leave the office if she didn't know what to do or say.

Of course she is. The Nigerian government recycles thieves and crooks and everyone pretends like the common man performing his 419 is the optimum evil doer. This idiot woman claims that she did not get any petitions against Obasanjo when she has 3 to begin with

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=183326.msg2944356#msg2944356.