₦airaland Forum

Mayor_of_Lagos: We dont yet know she is married to Iboman. It is assumed to be so by the op who thinks only Ibo have the Dike name anywhere in the world.

If it is ultimately revealed that she is married to Ibo and Dike is an Iboman then the op will be correct and indeed I will say congratulations to Ibo people for politically and culturally scoring one over the Yorubas.

Kings give off their daughters to strenghten alliance with other Kings and cultures. In this case Adesida was looking for an alliance with Ibos. For Ibos looking for homes and lands in SW to settle, Akure will be your surrogate home since a future crown head of that domain carry the Ibo gene. When eventually he becomes King Dike, Deji of Akure, you have a political windfall in Yorubaland. THIS IS ONLY ON ASSUMPTION THAT THIS DIKE IS IBO.

:-- This is the best business projection of the year. You have done the SWOT analysis as well. e-fighters continue your attack but, nna ,it is time to move to Akure for business. I heard Oba Adesida Road is a business hub. Singing Mike Okri song.( Time na money o ay, time na money, use your time, no fight,fight...,) Peace.

Anguish of DEFEAT. He lost woefully in lagos, fee dee fee made him chairman of ITF, he is not satisfied with the little money sharing formula in itf. He has to shout, make noise & raise a little dust in the media so that the kindergartenned one can include him in the new Ministerial list. Baba nbarawo that looted his local government treasury and set the document(s) ablaze and blame the Old NEPA for the inferno. Thank God lagosians know him & trust his concubine more than him.

What of if Mr. Afolayan is an undercover agent working for foreign intelligence agency? He needs to cover or clean up the mess his foreign paymasters created by the crash. Remember, the man is a network provider using the said "toy" to gather info and sending it to his employers. The man should be investigated thoroughly.

I doubted Baba Iyabo's open letter about training of snipers but, with the logistics on ground i.e. Bullet proof cars clandenstinely brought into the country. I have to give Baba's letter a second thought of impending assa sination of anybody who is anti- second term. Oh God! Where is thy face?

Apology and enough respect to good women but, give some women an inch, they take a mile, give first lady a chance to organise women meeting, she blocks all roads to eagle square. When some women have absolute power, they corrupt it absolutely. Men have to learn how to keep the excesses of their women in-check. I am expecting deluge of insults from arrogant ladies in the house. Thanks.

O God Almighty! Let all enemies of Nigeria and innocent Nigerians that have stolen or looted from our treasury fight themselves to death irrespective of Tribe, Religion and Political party. Oh Lord, protect & preserve the innocents, cause an ambushment against the wicked ones through Jesus Christ we raise our supplications unto thee. Amen!

There is FIRE in the RELATIONSHIP, RUN! RUN!! RUN!!! It is better for you or your friend to run away from the MONSTER inside the guy. He is using her for training now, it will graduate into full bout after saying "i do". Please, do not come back to nairaland after marriage to post about Domestic violence against your friend if she decides to marry the Mike Tysonish guy. If she wants to enjoy his money, then , let her be prepared for Jabbings, Uppercuts, Straight punches & Technical finishing and knockout. If i have made offensive statement, please forgive me. Thanks

stagger: Mr man, Abacha not only wrote sack letter, he issued eviction notices from their official residences. DID IT WORK? NO.

Fashola that sacked doctors: did he not call them back?

We are not in a military era. The use of such language by government will only fuel the suspicions of the striking lecturers. A typical lecturer is 10 years in the making, 20 years or more for Professors.

Ok, where will the government recruit the new lecturers from? FROM YOUR VILLAGE?

:-- My pliend, have you porgotten zat zit is fee dee pee government? Walahi, zey can fut card carrying members who are nomads to lecture students. Afterall, zey are frofessors in Animal husbandry and wildlife ecology. Remember, zis government is treating Nigerians like animals according to zat catholic bishof prom ze East. Nigeria jagajaga, everything scatter, scatter. Eedris was once a frophet but, not now.

kolawaxxy: Good! Why should a muslim who insists on wearing her hijab attend a baptist school in the first place?

:-- I wonder o ( in Yoruba accent)

How i wish the Hadiths are published and pasted on the walls of National Mosque & different state house mosques , Villa chapel & worship centres where the bench warmer politicians go to mock God. I am happy for one special event where " iwuruwuru (iwu style) or Jagajaga" (Jega style in Anambra) will never be permitted. Oh ! What a wonderful day of JUDGEMENT. I am so expactant.

oluwashaddow: soon this ones too will start blocking roads and airports when dem wan travel, wat is d duty of a first lady sef?

: -- The duty of a first lady is to cook Mr president or execu -thieves governors food, give him Emotional support & maintain the domestic affairs. But, they are now blocking streets, using convoy to kill people, sacking civil servants & causing problems in their home states. We did not vote for them but, usurp authority vested in the office of their husband(s) to terrorise us. Opportunists.

Because they are operating Devil's Satellite Tele Vision ( DSTV). Ekwensu Incorporated.

Evolution. I was busy watching Discovery channel, National Geo hoping to see an intermediate transition of Ape to man. Now i know that the Big Bang theory was & is still a BIG joke.

StarBoard: Barney president.

:-- You mean Barney and friends singing Kindergartened song? I heard on radio that they want to re-introduce Toll Gate on Fed. Roads. If they try it, we may not have guns & explosives like BH but, Nigerians have Cutlasses & machetes. Count down to a "new Niger Area"

Rexphobia: What's the purpose of the meeting? Just apologise and move on jor

:-- Senator Ted knows the next election is important & his candidacy is at stake. Before you know it, African-Americans will term him a racist & vote massively against him.

skies.oduah:
No amount of prayers will make this guy smart.

:--- Haba, you should realise that he has started kingerdarten, he will soon be in Nursery and later wise up. Are you sure he is not smart with Money & Sapele water?

Galatians chapter 6 verse 7 makes me lol. Looting, embezzlement & oil theft are the hallmark of the kneeling tourists in Jerusalem. If they could lie to us, gave us cooked statistics that the Economy is the best in the world. Used Doyin òkúùgbé to blackmail us into silence. Never gave any damn about ASSU strike and made innocent, hardworking people wallow in abject poverty in the midst of abudance. Can they mock God? Wicked men in power, all of us shall soon reap whatever we sow. Starting from me. Peace.

Nigeria has no living leader but, thieving rulers and they don't give a damn about the opinion of the citizens. Bunch of treasury looters.

edoyad: First things first, how many so called Hausa children from Aboki'ish back ground even go to school and finish ? While I was I ABU, inspite of the institution being located in the Aboki half of kaduna, how come the president and exco of Kaduna state students' Union (KADSU) were overwhelmingly southern kaduna ? Go to JAMB, go to NECO, go to WAEC, ask them to show the number of southern kaduna children finishing secondary school and furthering their education as against their Aboki counterparts from the same state then make your analysis.
I cannot speak for Adamawa or Borno but I'm sure It's the same thing there. The millions of illiterate and semi literate almajiris roaming the streets of Nigeria are from where ? Christians abi ?
After doing that, go and compare the I Q, intelligence or aptitude of Zuru, Southern Borno or Adamawa graduate to his Aboki counterpart from the same state. Draw your conclusions from there.

:-- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Laughing in Berom accent. Don't mind them, that is how they cause problems on the plateau.

What an innovative idea. Since Madam & kindergarten ruler had been using market women, women wing of fee dee fee &paid NANS to blackmail ASUU.Then, it is imperative that nobody has monopoly of cheap blackmail. Let ASUU print flyers for next sunday services to balance the equation. Wicked foreign certificate holders killing the future of the Nation. Barawo.

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

:-- Thank you ma. God bless you for saying the truth. You 've made my day.Serenade without MONEY is a serenade of a MONKEY..

#80million:
Another FIRST from my State. Proudly Ogun State!
I'm an IJEBU boy!
Ijebu, omo alaare!
E weso!

:-- - Sorry your state will be number two if it is not a white Elephant project. Ekiti state just commissioned the first cancer centre on Friday, 11th Oct. In Ado-Ekiti and named it after the former deputy governor that died of cancer. Check out this fact .

Turenchi, Oyibo, Ebo, Grammar chei. Over syllabus is causing a lot of problem on NL. The question is: Do you believe in Spirit Husband/Wife? and not, Do you believe in the EXISTENCE of Spirit Husband/Wife?. I do not believe IN spirit husband/ wife but, i believe in the existence of spirit husband/wife. There are two sides to life.The physical & the spiritual. The spiritual controls the physical. If you doubt me. Go to Yoruba land try having carnal knowledge of a girl or woman that is having "MAGUN" (metaphysical or spiritual THUNDER BOLT) placed on her spiritually. If the Antidote is not given to you. I am sure, your NL membership will cease to exist. Thanks.

dazzy4real: someone should pls explain the system to me oo.. is it 4yrs in pry, 5yrs in sec n 3yrz in uni?

:-- I love your kind of person that wants to know the true situation. It is 4yrs in primary school, 5yrs in Junior secondary so that vocational studies that can make pupils/students independent after graduating unlike our generation that are dependent on govt. & looking for non existing jobs. 3 yrs of Senior secondary school. After secondary school many artisans, technicians will be able to create jobs , few will head to university & other tertiary institutions. They will not be job seekers like us but job "creators"

Chineke! Nlanders are making me to undergo "Laughter Therapy" with their funny but cogent questions. e.g, Is His excellency a kindergarten President? NLanders i hail una. Buaha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa, ewoh!

Supare Akoko, the said fadama III village is the home town of the deputy governor of the state. Alhaji Ali Olanusi a.k.a Jasper himself knows that the so called Employment was a big lie &a political joke. How many cocoa seedlings, gallons of agro-chemicals, knapsack pumps & other accessories have they made available to the so called 8,000 youth farmers? From Ogongon to Okere down to Ilisa, no youth has been employed in the imaginary Fadama III farm. Ondo state government should stop decieving Nigerians.

Katsumoto: Its not scarcity as such; the men marry the girls at 9 and divorce them at 17 so as to marry other 9 year olds.

:---Yerima style. Infact, Zamfara men are fond of divorcing their women by traditional means known as Saike, (pronounced as say- ke). It can be saike biu (2) or saike huku (3). The women must learn through this divorce by marrying two or three different husbands at different times, as the case may be, then, the first husband may come to invite her back home to tend the children. No body, i mean no family member, imam, friend, father nor mother is permitted to intervene for amiccable settlement between the man & his wife. He can then look for YARINYAN (Damsel of 10-13 years) to marry as AMERIYA (new wife). The painful aspect of it is that this tradition has been accepted as a religious norm in Zamfara & some part of the Religious North...Alhamdu li gallah.

Any IGWE, LOLO, or MAAZI that does not support "Haapuga" APGA in the state will face political "roforofo" (innuendos). You are warned! Chei Naija my papa's land.

HNosegbe: I'm not aware of any government that has successfully regulated social media anywhere, except for China.

Is Nigeria becoming autocratic?

:-- Yes, you aint seen nothing. We hiked fuel pump price, you guys did nothing, we refused to honour agreement with ASUU &don't care about future generations, you guys are doing nothing about it, we want to monitor your calls & gag you, control your social networking, we are sure nothing will happen. By early 2014, we shall control the volume of Oxygen you need to survive without giving a damn, because nothing, i mean Nothing will ever happen ! We see Nigerians to be ZOMBIES...from corrupt Politricktians.

gboss4sure: Na Government get all land for Nigeria, They can wake up and decide to use your family land for something else you won't stop it rather you can get compensation for it.... People are fond of buying Government lands and building on top of it not minding that in future Government might want to re-activate the use of the land.

:-- On the contrary, it was government that used " iwuruwuru, wayo" (dubious means) known as land use decree of 1976 to " steal" community or people's land. It was a military fiat & we are still using that jungle law in a democratic setting. On a brighter note, i thought they claim to be Air force, fighting in the Air, why are they fighting on the ground with & grabbing land from innocent & un-armed community? Oh Naija!