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Family › Re: Can You Suck Mucus Out your Childs Nose With Your Mouth? by Scopium: 6:40pm On Apr 03, 2008

ursie:
what do you guys mean?
thats one quality of a good mother. However i'm not sure i can do that when i become one

[size=13pt]Those mothers that don't do it are bad in that aspect abi?
That is disgustingly disgusting. I can never think of it let alone doing it.
Next you'll lick your childs ass clean with your tongue.[/size]

Family › Re: Man jumps on the back of a Crocodile To Rescue Wife by Scopium: 6:31pm On Apr 03, 2008

omena555:
ohhhhhhhhhh my God

may God bless that man oh. he's a husband indeed. that is how it should be. i hope our men will borrow a leaf from him. thank God for the woman too. i wish her speedy recovery.

[size=13pt]Don't worry our men will all borrow leaves/grasses as far as the husband escapes unharmed grin

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Celebrities › Re: Jordin Spark And Chris Brown's 'no Air' by Scopium: 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]The song is good, I need my oxygen[/size]

Family › Re: Best Compliment From My Spouse by Scopium: 6:19pm On Apr 03, 2008

omena555:
ohhhhhhhhh that so lovely. what a romantic husband u've got.

don't worry, when i get married, i will share mine with u all

[size=13pt]Me too, when I get married I'll tell you. But if you are in a hurry then marry me and I'll tell you lots of them for any occasion[/size]

Romance › Re: Kiss And Tell by Scopium: 5:38pm On Apr 03, 2008

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Time your confession. Secrets have a bad habit of coming into the light[/color]

[size=13pt]True word[/size]

Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Guys Obsessed With Virginity? by Scopium: 5:33pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]They want the experience. They want to know what it feels like. And some brag about it.[/size]

Romance › Re: How We Toast Them/how They Toast Us by Scopium: 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2008

iice:
[color=#9900ff]For real. . . I have heard awful lines, it's embarrassing that some women fall for such [/color]

[size=13pt]Is it only the line that you girls fall for? Hell No! You girls can fall also because of how you feel and not really for what he spill.[/size]

Romance › Re: Do You Like Midnight Calls? by Scopium: 4:13pm On Apr 03, 2008

dreeldee:
bedbugs in it is it?

[size=13pt]You no well! tongue

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Romance › Re: 80% Of Lagos Girls Are Into Runs by Scopium: 4:10pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]I was wondering, is your sister in Lagos?
Does she fall among the 80%? grin

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Romance › Re: 80% Of Lagos Girls Are Into Runs by Scopium: 4:07pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]Can you post your freaking fractured facts and figures here to back it up? [/size]

Politics › Leaders Buy Sneakers! by Scopium(op): 4:03pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]A certain poll says always buying sneakers is a sign of leadership. That sounds ridiculous to me. Then I'm wondering if our dear Yaradua buys sneakers at all. Those of you who wants to be leaders should better start buying sneakers. Don't worry about who will wear them. Who knows what the poll will discover in Naija about yahoozee employees? undecided

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/lf_nm_life/sneakers_leaders_dc

Fashion › Re: Women, Fashion And The Sixth Sense by Scopium: 3:04pm On Apr 03, 2008

opokonwa:
Morenike fighting everywhere

[size=13pt]Oh you know the spartan, didn't know about this undecided

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Romance › Re: Do You Like Midnight Calls? by Scopium: 3:00pm On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]I used to do it when I was the master of my time. Now my job needs my butt in the office latest 8am while I wake up at 5am in order to beat traffic, HELL NO! My sleep is so priceless now eventhough my bed is not. People who call me in the midnight book an open appointment of which I may end up deleting their missed calls in the morning and it's usually on friday and saturday nights only.[/size]

Romance › Re: Loo Culture! by Scopium: 2:44pm On Apr 03, 2008

Needlelady:
The guy would have to know about it before offering any help abi?

[size=13pt]I mean if the girl is the uncomfortable type. Those who are very comfortable don't need help to get them relaxed and comfortable. Of course you have to know something before you help out with it. You can't solve a problem you don't know.[/size]

Romance › Re: I Love Her But I Don't Know How To Tell Her by Scopium: 9:10am On Apr 03, 2008

FactorChic:
abeg shatap there! What if it's too late and she goes for someone else? do u know if she likes him too and she's waiting for him to say something?

@ Poster, nothing hurts more than having some things in your heart that u're unable to let out. Please tell her how u feel, if she doesn't feel the same way, it's all about time, u'll get over it and move on! good luck!

[size=13pt]Nicely put[/size]

Romance › Re: Loving Someone That Doesnt Love You. by Scopium: 9:03am On Apr 03, 2008

[size=13pt]If you don't get loved back just opt out unless you are cool enough to settle for just friends.[/size]

Romance › Re: Loving Someone That Doesnt Love You. by Scopium: 8:56am On Apr 03, 2008

Quote from: sweetnsexy 3 on June 08, 2007, 06:44 PM

Sharpen up your toasting skills looser! some guys are so dump!

If she doesnt fall heads over heals when she sees you then you are a slacker!

I've had some guys stalking me in the same situation, sometimes I just feel like shouting them off.

[size=13pt]Can you imagine that? Somebody is singing blues and this person is dancing makossa. It's not everybody you'll love no matter what. So if a 1000 guys with sharpened up toasting skills come your way you'll prolly fall head over heels for all of them and be in love with all of them. Hmmmm I can imagine the sex freak you'll be for all of them.

The queue will be very long and your body won't last very long[/size]

Fashion › Re: Women, Fashion And The Sixth Sense by Scopium: 6:47pm On Apr 02, 2008

morenike09:
there goes the principal

[size=13pt]Let's all give a farting ovation for there goes the VC[/size]

Romance › Re: Loo Culture! by Scopium: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2008

[size=13pt]Some girls are very comfortable when it comes to such stuff. The guy should try to make her feel comfortable if he notices her predicament. Some girls are so open with things like that and some are not.[/size]

Fashion › Re: Women, Fashion And The Sixth Sense by Scopium: 6:37pm On Apr 02, 2008

morenike09:
my gosh!!! where were you lecturing? Village Academy of Failure ? must be where switcher dropped out!!

[size=13pt]There goes the first village academy of failure student and class monitor.[/size]

Health › Re: Females Having Beards And Moustaches by Scopium: 6:29pm On Apr 02, 2008

OMO IBO:
r these women also powerful under the sheets?

[size=13pt]Taste and see[/size]

Romance › Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Scopium: 6:25pm On Apr 02, 2008

[size=13pt]@ EFOSA VAL
Where did you get that picture from? That one is more than pepper.[/size]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: At Long Last, God Has Landed Me Oceanic Bank Job by Scopium: 6:21pm On Apr 02, 2008

[size=13pt]CONGRATSSS! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF BEST THINGS TO COME[/size]

TV/Movies › Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by Scopium: 5:53pm On Apr 02, 2008

[size=13pt]Those two sucks the fucking life out of presentation especially _keke[/size]

Family › Re: Who Is Your Next Of Kin? by Scopium: 10:19am On Mar 31, 2008

fntekim:
My wife naturally.

[size=13pt]Or your wife has naturally died?[/size]

Family › Re: Who Is Your Next Of Kin? by Scopium: 10:18am On Mar 31, 2008

fntekim:
My wife naturally.

[size=13pt]What if you are naturally not married?[/size]

Family › Re: Who Is Your Next Of Kin? by Scopium: 9:42am On Mar 31, 2008

[size=13pt]It depends on the case in question. I use my younger brother but if it's something with a lot of responsibility I use my dad or mum and when I get married it will be my wife whether it's a WILL or a BILL[/size]

Romance › Re: She Doesn't Care If He Cheats, As Long As She Doesn't Know by Scopium: 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2008

jennykadry:
@poster

i think your female friend is just trying to avoid hypertension

[size=13pt]By nursing a heart attack[/size]

Romance › Re: Emotionally And Financially Spent by Scopium: 3:16pm On Mar 25, 2008

[size=13pt]I don't think it worth given all the clauses.
He's a muslim and she is not
He's in his 40s and she's in her late 20s
He's engaged and she's not.
He's not in love and she's madly in love _{a very bad equation}
I suggest she moves on
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Romance › Re: She Wants An Easter Gift by Scopium: 3:07pm On Mar 25, 2008

D-reloaded:
Dude it was a set up. I can assure you you're not the only one she played the "oh im so lonely with my fanta in Tanti" trick on.

[size=13pt]Pure set up just like Obie Trice said. Thick thighs and full of surprise and I swear this bitch is shady, you don't know.[/size]

Romance › Re: 10 Signs A Woman May Have Character Problem by Scopium: 3:05pm On Mar 25, 2008

TOYOSI20:
@ Poster

Thanx, ~~but no Thanx~~

Can You Please Post "10 Signs A Man May Have Character Problem"?

Trust moi I'll greatly appreciate it,

[size=13pt]I think you should do that of the guys for us.[/size]

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