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took a look at the picture again and started laughing hehe.

Could not stop laughing.

The girl still has a white babe stop the hate

^ thanks, Aloy Emeka. A lot of places in Nigeria are s.hitholes. Instead of mekusxx focussing on the shittiness of alaigbo he is doing competition with others. I would be the first to own up that where I am from is a s.h.i.thole

See your mouth . . . whatever sha, I will find a girl that is into short and broke guys. I dont want a girl to be into me for superficial reasons. Anyways I still love you though. I have a picture of you right in my dorm room which i burn candles to every morning to my beautiful Ekiti Goddess. Height or no height, money or no money we would be doing our traditional very soon. As soon as I can scrounge 5000 Naira to pay for bus to Ekiti.

yeah thats the point, so we are spurring Nigeria to reach that levels. You are only interested in internal competition I see, sebi ? Why not compare alaigbo to south africa without thinking of yoruba for once lol

Money no dey for those ones.

Do you mind short and broke guys by the way. I have a nice personality though as evidenced on NL

kai FL Gator, 5ft 8, what will little thumbelina like me do??

read i said the developed world. If sudan is what igbo states see as their competition, pele lol

LOL all[b] Nigerian States are lagging behind.[/b] I think you always miss the points of any debate. Its not Igbo states vs. Nigerian states, its Nigerian states vs. the developed world

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=233305.msg6082376#msg6082376 date=1274645952]u guys r all mean. looks ain't everything guys  

it's all about the inner beauty. right? hehe[/quote]yeah thats true- BUT, before you talk/toast someone, you decide to do so because of their looks. I am sure there are lots of marvelous sweet girls that I would never meet because I am not attracted to them. Touche

same goes for girls who like super tall guys, rich guys, short guys, blue guys, whatever adjective guys- there are nice men you would never meet because of liking people based on their posseion of something you want  

chiogo:
My friend says short guys are usually angry/mean. . .mad at the world  
She's short too but she wouldn't date a short guy. I understand where she's coming from too.

Thats maybe because she programs herself to see short men as mean? I think its a psychological aspect to it- most girls think good looking guys are sweet while ugly guys are unfriendly and mean.

I think fat unattractive girls are usually mean because I assume that they would be so because they are fugly

lol ok, you got me, that was for yest abi?

You're just 20 and your metabolism is slowing down? It should. . . . as you age, it does. When you were a teen, you didnt have to worry abt sucking your tummy in, now u do. When you get to your 30s, thatz when you gotta to be real careful abt what you eat and how physical you get.

Emi ke? Six packs all the way, you want to try? (sefago peers at his protruding stomach, grown from drinking stout and eating doublings of egusi soup, and thanks God for the internet).

Don't insult omosexy.  

Whatever girls Tom Cruise is short and he lands major arse. Hha I am watching south park now and they never stop making fun of him. The guy has some napoleon complex though.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=233305.msg6082199#msg6082199 date=1274643816]life ain't fair man  [/quote]women store fat like crazy. They are like a reservoir of fatness lol, especially immediately they clock 25. American women jug a lot and are very conscious about their weight unlike girls from certain countries  . But there is a time when metabolism>exercise and efforts. There are still some naturally thin women though just not many. And asian women always remain thin as they grow older. White and black women balloon at around the same rate hehe.

FL Gators:
Serious matter, as mch as we want the equality thing, it doesnt work that way. In biology and nutrition, the way the body works at most time different sexually. For example, a man's metabolism slows down around his 30-35s, while a woman's metabolism slows down around her 25-32s.

Diet plays a role, and the way the body breaks down food/ metabolizes the food differs in each gender. So equality between the gender doesnt really exist

Iyawo mi ki lode?

"Its differs sexually"

And you are too generous with women and even men. Even right now my metabolism is slowing down lol like an old man.

hahahha you have discovered what hot blonde girls want hehn?  Grin
i will put u in my prayers  to score one with your napoleon height

I am surrounded by blonde women, you get sick of them lol. Americans are a bit irritating. I wish they had attractive accents like the british. I dont want to hear the word Oh my Gosh again in my life

FL Gators:
@post

I love love love tall men. Anything less than 5'12, nahhh

olodo its 6ft not 5'12 hehe. what are u going to do with the height sef??

You have included Abia, Rivers and Delta- three major oil producing state. Since Rivers produces most of the oil, it would make sense that it would have a large GDP. However, that does not translate to the per capita estimate.

Also Yoruba states consist of Ondo and Ekiti last time I checked. I am also aware that you used wikipedia statistics so stop claiming that they are "official development stats" its not mekusxx you are talking to.

The problem with the GDP values for oil producing state is that it probably does not trickle down to the masses. The Government does make huge royalties from oil companies and such but I dont know if those loyalities are paid exclusively to the federal government or some go to the state.


I do think oil has done a lot for igbo states than most people would admit though, but still even these high GDPs of rivers or delta rarely trickle down to the masses or are they used for development projects. The OP was actually talking about core igbo states such as imo and anambra.

I think the OP is correct but people would never see the problem anyways because all they care about is their ethnic group. Everywhere in Nigeria is underdeveloped though regardless of ethnic group. There is a lot the state government for each state can do to improve their state infrastructure. You really dont need federal government except you want to work on huge projects.

Also, igbo states could form a coalition and pool money together to improve one part, which could develop quickly and yield funds to build/develop other areas. There are really ways you could improve your economy no matter how tribalistic a government is- lets be sincere you guys have sucky leadership like the rest of Nigeria.

Thanks. BUT you are not quite correct to assert that the topic is not about Yoruba states. The OP made a direct comparison btw Igbo states and Yoruba states, and so brought yoruba states into the equation

you tribalistic mofo, he also compared "igbo states" to cross river and akwa ibom. Its very likely the OP is not from a western state.

what circle do u move in?
it's funny how u've only been in college for about 3 yrs. how can a girl's look fall so sharply in just 3-4 yrs! haba

U are a bit wrong in how long I have been in college. Anyways, It does actually- usually they come into college at 18, and they look fresh, untouched and nubile, like an unspoiled orange. By the time they get to 22, they already might be in their early 20s but their looks really are not at the same level as an 18 year old. From there it goes downhill- its not that easy to lose all those fat as you grow older, and baloon up hehe

Abeg its morning and I have to go to church and clear my mind from any impure thots

lol be a bit upfront[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=233305.msg6079675#msg6079675 date=1274579487]what circle do u move in?
it's funny how u've only been in college for about 3 yrs. how can a girl's look fall so sharply in just 3-4 yrs! haba  

the thing abt basketball guys. that is soooo not true. girls don't go crazy after basketball players   just athletes in general because of the image. and only certain types of girls after those guys.   cheerleader types. what r u looking for in such girls anyways?
[/quote]They are usually hot and blond

seriously though girls do- u just have to go to a basketball school to understand. ALL Girls like basketball players. I used to think it was because they were in the limelight-which could be another reason- but I also think its because they are horrendously tall. Girls like huge object in general, irrespective of any derivative pleasure they can get from the object. They like huge guys, with muscles and stuff (I still dont know why), they like huge cars and huge engagement rings, they like men with huge accounts, men with huge egos who are overconfident, and men with huge tongolo , and just anything that is huge.

Girls like HUGE.

I have discovered what girls want. This is going down as the greatest discovery of the century.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I wonder y u dey curress urself? who dey toast yu?u dat i can not see touch or even feel abeg besides your 2 young 4 me :)

[size=4pt]My apology [/color] [/size]

age is just a number you know. Also, we can see, touch or feel virtually, then proceed from there

michelle obama is also a bonafide AffirmAction admit. Read her life story. Still a smart woman though- i would grab her even now hehe

Hope the SS dont look for me sha

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=233305.msg6079518#msg6079518 date=1274574816]ouch. what have naija girls done to u?[/quote]Nothing they just dont move in my circles. There was one who came with me to college, she was shakaraing at orientation lol because I was fob naija boy and her dad was a diplomat from the UN . . . now that she is growing older+ her looks are lagging she is extra nice to me  

Anyways all girls have height requirement lol, thats why girls go crazy after basketball players. No matter how ugly the basketball player is. Its really irritating and pisses me off. Basketball player craziness

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Yes cause u owe me somefin.

*straight face*[/color]

lol, really what, or epiphany- are u toasting me? Dont worry I am legal in all continents rite now lol.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@SEFAGO is your as$ still 20yrs old?[/color]

You have a problem with that sweetheart?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=233305.msg6079494#msg6079494 date=1274574254]^ haha i didn't know u were a shorty [/quote]LOL, I really dont know my height, but I havnt had height discrimination - maybe because I have never expressed interest in any Nigerian girls lol

forget all these girls men, despite all their shakara they would one day grow old and ugly. To take my motto on girls: No chick can give me stress, give me god, give me money, I am blessed.

Moreover buy a ladder, it could be handy if you are lucky

chiogo:
^^ He was writing a "50 page paper" - that's why. 

cheeky . . . I type really fast and lazily though hehe. I am still a great writer hehe.

AA dont do too- i am missing a "do" in this case
people from "our"- not are lol

bayo ogunlesi would mop mekusxyzz financially lol

hehe but most AA usually dont too well in school . . . just saying

chiogo instead of talking better go and read- people with GPAs of 3.7 are having probs getting into med school

netotse:
guess what ppl? today is let-hotshot-doctorate-wielding-fella-stylishly-insult-me-and-get-away-with-it-day

it was evident in your first post? you mentioned teaching in a university, i kinda meant what subject, i should've been clearer mea culpa. . .if you're an electrical engineer with a PhD university of lagos will employ you easily, that's the sorta thing that was going through my mind, was also planning to help search for lecturers salaries but i guess i have better things to do(what with being NLs chief thread-derailer and all )

^ lolz not my business but not true though- you asked "what sector and what city" he wants to stay not what field do u wanna teach.

Regardless the guy is asking a honest question lol  

Ade2K8:
SEFAGO - please stop it!!!

What did I say? Why the hate?  

Good news from the Western Front.  

Congratulations. People from are side are usually brilliant (Trouble maker am I)

mekusxxx dont be retarded. You cannot get fired from a board.  They have to vote you out, and based on cogent reasons too. When you get voted out, you would likely sell your shares to other members of the board. Upon all the shares you have bought you are ignorant about business

mekusxxx:
He studied in Harvard. Do you know where I studied? There are millions of other harvard graduates. He's just one among many. So you have been hyPing him for nothing really. Typical Yoruba noisome mo-rons.

LOL, you want to start making claims. You did not attend  any school that could be considered equivalent to anywhere he did LOL. Go and burn your useless PhD diploma.

U are just a fakie. You have nothing to boast about lol. You and your overhyped ethnic group.

mekusxxx:
So what then is the big deal about him that you wont stop mentioning his name? He is a MERE employee like myself. Kase Lawal is even better.lol
Of course I can be fired anytime. But with my degrees I can get even better offers. No be akara. He does not hold a Ph.D, so what is the bleeping biggie about him?

I have millions of stocks in all 25 Nigerian banks being managed for me by others.  also have stocks here. No biggie.lol

He attended two of the most prestigious schools in the world. He has held some top positions in major banks. He is way more portable than you are, and earns more than you could imagine. You attended a useless Nigerian University+useless British school+Noname European school- you cannot match his job offers in your lifetime. No major IB or company would hire you in such a position becuase of your inferior educational degrees. Why will they hire you when they have the whole Ivy league+Uchicago+Berkeley+MIT+Stanford+oxbridge to consider?

Whats so spectacular about a PhD when the awarding school is not recognized?? You wasted ur time my friend.

You even forgot his experience which is phenomenal? You have stocks in Nigerian banks and they are equivalent to credit suisse lol.

FL Gators:
Duuuuuuuuuude, dont let meku get to you.

You know you're impressed

I doubt it. I just came from a reception in which the department I studied at University mentioned where my classmates are studying for PhDs- Berkeley, Yale, Harvard, Stanford, and Northwestern were the schools they were attending. All these schools stump on Oxford in biomedicine. Not to  talk of mekusxxx subpar education.