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I don't have time for small girls who have nothing upstairs except the knowledge of how to attract and milk old, married men ("suger-daddies". I don't have time for a girl that is nothing without her beauty and charms.

I think such girls are a waste of time and I won't ever bring myself so low as to ask them out; so the issue of rejection doesn't come up at all. They are beneath my level.

Greatpeter, the courts cannot nullify a marriage based on any condition that occurs after the marriage. It is only what happens before the marriage(2) which your partner was not aware of that can lead to nulllification.

I believe that the best person to learn kissing from is someone of the opposite sex, typically your 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend'.

Do you want your girlfriend to go to other women to practise kissing when you know that after such kissing anything can happen? Or do you think men would agree to kiss your boyfriend in other to teach him how to kiss? (answer: no, men are afraid of 'gay' behaviour)

So you have to be the one to teach him all the things you want him to do to please you. How can you feel to shy to explain a simple thing like kissing to your partner? What about when you're married and you graduate to full intercourse? Will you be afraid to tell him what to do if he's fumbling? I hope not!

Interpretation: "My house is on fire."

Please try to provide the interpretation yourself next time, thanks.

Whatever you do, don't listen to CalabarMan on this issue! When it comes to sex, yes, but not about matters of the heart!

Right-click the link to the pdf and select "Save Target As", then save to your desktop After the file has been downloaded to your desktop, double-click the file and report what happens.

Can you show us the web page linking to the PDF you're trying to download?

This is an evil movie for evil boys (and girls)! Good boys (and girls) like me watch romantic comedies!

Personal attacks are not allowed on this forum, please.

I understand that we may get offended without meaning to, but we should not allow our 'fights' to last for more than 2 posts before settling our differences. If a fight lasts for more than 2 posts I may simply delete the entire exchange.

So, Cimonjorr, don't be offended at me and Justmoi. And Justmoi, Cimonjorr is a pretty nice person.

You will never get the truth on this matter from a woman. The truth is that sometimes girls don't appreciate guys that are desperate to please them. But when a guy seems as if he doesn't care too much but cares all the same, they like it.

So I think the idea is to be a nice guy who deliberately behaves like a bad boy sometimes just for the woman's entertainment. They love drama and suspense a lot, and 'bad boy' behaviour gives them a lot of that!

Women are so quick to forgive sexual abusers. This is why women will keep being abused. If you forgive him without reporting and getting him punished, without disgracing him in public or getting him to spend a few years in prison, he will do it to other children under his care including his own children.

I am disgusted by the way you women women "forgive" sexual abusers without pushing for repentance on their part. Personally, I won't forgive any criminal who has not changed his ways and I think women are foolish to be so quick to forgive and that's why till tommorrow there will be violence against women in this country and it is your fault for not dealing with it intelligently and decisively.

Do you think your parents would have allowed your step-brother to keep abusing you sexually if you bothered to tell them? You think your father would be happy to hear that some boy is messing with his 10 year old daughter's life? So why not just report to him at the time, for goodness sake?

Uchesco, this is a JAMB Question:
- She loves him, he loves her.
- She respects him as a man, he respects her as a woman.
- They both agree that they are compatible.
- She's 30, he's 26, so they are both old enough for marriage.
- She's a graduate, he's a graduate, so they can flow.

So what else is he looking for? Does your friend have any idea how hard it is to find a woman you can feel that way about? And he's ready to throw that away for no tangible reason? I think he needs twelve stokes of cane to wake him up. This idea of not being ready for marriage when a good woman is there is really annoying to me. What's your friend's problem?

Simply search the forum for "oruka"

Medube, your yabbing skills are up there. Keep it up! 419 must go!

bootysue has not been active on this site since the day she started this thread

Well, I've sent her a mail.

A prayer warrior was in the jungle fasting and praying. Suddenly, he sighted a lion charging towards him.

He quickly closed his eyes and prayed, "Father lord, let this lion become born again."

When he opened his eyes, the lion in a kneeling position asked him "are you through with your prayer?" Answering yes, the lion said its own prayer: "bless this food, oh lord for Christ sake. Amen."

... courtesy of hot-angel

# A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. > Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I got here safely
Date : 16 May 2004
Message: I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mail. Miss you tons, I really wish you came here with me.

.. courtesy of hot-angel

Well the Nairaland forum is for people of all ages, from 13 to 99! We have little girls and boys, people in their middle ages, and even old papas and mamas and that's how a big family is supposed to be.

Justmoi, are you a lawyer, too? We have lots of lawyers on Nairaland!

See NIPOST's EMS Speedpost - what are your experiences. Does it answer your question?

Well I live in Nigeria.

Nothing. I already feel that way, anyway.

What would you do if you discovered that the leaf of a certain common plant that can cure AIDS?

Why should we?

CimonJorr, I have a feeling you're not being honest with us; possibly there's something you're not telling us about this story.

Perhaps the girl did not like the way you approached her boyfriend to ask her to dance as if she's a slave or something. Perhaps she overheard and/or misunderstood something you told her boyfriend. Perhaps her friends have told her tales about you and she wasn't ready to dance with you.

There is nothing in this life that is not risky. Going to work is risky, staying at home is risky. Eating is risky, and going without food is also risky.

I have no qualms with getting something fixed in my body if I don't like it and it's affecting me too much. Just take the necessary precautions and know the risks before going for the procedure.

Dieting and exercing don't always work as well as all of you seem to think, and when you starve yourself and work your body so hard, there are risks involved, too. So as long as she is aware of all the options, she knows her situation better and will be able to make the right decision.

From the Face of Africa website, here's the winner of the competition:
[img]http://www.faceofafrica.co.za.nyud.net:8090/ContentImages/faceofafrica/images/lrg_kaone.jpg[/img]
Kaone Kario of Botswana

Nineteen-year-old Kaone Kario hails from Maun in Botswana, a place she describes quite simply as, ''it’s beautiful, it’s home.''

At 1.75m tall, this student loves action films and she’s a fan of The Pacifier, Oceans 11, Bad Boys 1, Bad Boys 2 and Speed. Energetic and a go-getter, Kaone says her Diesel jeans are her favourite fashion item! Eager to travel Kaone would like to model in New York and would like to visit Uganda. A music lover, Kaone has a long list of favourite tracks including those by Bobby Valentino, Mariah Carey and Britney Spears. Asked if she sings as well, Kaone replies, ''Only in the shower!''

Jogego: Magic Johnson can still be alive because there are drugs to contain it but they are very expensive and the average Nigerian cannot afford it.

Thanks for pointing out the crux of the matter.

Vieiera and Jogego,

I agree with you that liposuction should only be considered when all other approaches have failed. That is, as the last option. But it seems you may have missed a statement from bootysue:

I have done everything possible from jogging to gyming and swimming but it hasn't worked at all. Instead, all the other parts go down, but it feels like it only gets bigger.

If she has tried 'everything', then maybe the only thing left is liposuction. Will someone please tell us what size 14 is in centimetres?

From a Vmobile Ad in the July 8 edition of the Punch Newspaper:

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PROJECT ROSE COVERAGE SMS COMPETITION

How to participate
From July 1st, 2005 you can actually decide which town will be next to come live on the Vmobile Network.

Simply send an SMS with the town code of your preferred location to 39800 and you will recieve an automated response confirming your entry.

Each SMS is equivalent to one vote and you may vote as many times as you wish. Each SMS will be charged at the normal SMS tariff rates (15 naira peak period, 10 naira off-peak period for prepaid subscribers, 10 naira flat for postpaid subscribers).

The votes for each quarter will be counted and the three towns with the highest number of votes will be switched on within 45 days. it's that simple.

Get more votes for your town by referring friends
It's easy to increase your town's chances of winning. Simply refer your friends by sending their phone numbers and the preferred code to 39800.

Send town code and friend's phone number to 39800, for example 103 08022226636

Each referral must be contained in a separate SMS to 39800. Referred subscribers will be prompted by SMS to vote for the selected town. Referred subscriber's vote will carry one point.

Your town will get two votes instead of one for each referral you make, bringing it closer to receiving Vmobile's customer-focused service. [is that so?]

Subscribers may also check for town codes by sending an SMS with the name of the town to 39800. A return SMS with the town code will be sent to the subscriber.

Winning towns and cities will be published in newspapers and a notifying SMS will be sent to subscribers whose towns win.

Rules of the Game
- Subscribers can only vote for towns listed in Vmobile leaflets and posters.
- There will be no voting for areas in Lagos.
- Competition is open to only Vmobile subscribers.
- Vmobile's decision is final.

If a town you voted for emerges the winner, you automatically qualify for the big Knockout Draw in December. You could win $100,000, one of five Mercedes Benz E200 Kompressor, one of ten i-vtec Honda Accords and thousands of mindblowing prizes [My mind own mind [i]no fit blow o].

See Newspaper inserts, leaflets, and posters at Vshops and dealer outlets for more information.

Vmobile Nigeria, the Nigerian phone company that foreign companies (Virgin Group and Vodacom) are scrambling to buy to buy, has commenced Project R.O.S.E., a $2 billion network expansion project that is supposed to enable them to be able to accomodate up to 10 million subscribers on their network!

"Vmobile Nigeria has announced that it would invest a minimum of $2 billion in its network infrastructure within the next 24 months for its quality and coverage expansion initiative codenamed Project R.O.S.E - Rolling Out Service Everywhere. The investment will be used to build at least 3,000 base stations around the country and expand network capacity to accommodate a minimum of 10 million subscribers." (read more):