₦airaland Forum

What does 45 being the proper age for presidency really mean? Does it mean that it's the maximum age or does it mean that it's the minimum age? Or does it mean you must be exactly 45 to contest for presidency? (or 40 for governorship?)

Please clarify!

Poor Jackson. The whites don't accept him as a white man and the blacks are saying that new Omo has turned him white!

It simply means that the guy is not experienced in the dating game. In other words, you have nothing to fear. Just become his friend and teach him the basics so he can 'try again later' .

funmibaby: abeg, ladies open your options and think well well. don't commit to someone just because they're there

Those are words of wisdom!

The idea that only older men of 47 and above fall in love is very funny, considering the fact that most men of 47 and above are already married.

How could you possibly think that dating a married man is the path to true love? So the young men are "in lust" but the older men who left their wives at home to come after young women is "in love" abi?

I believe that what is happening is that the older men are very good at making the girls believe that they are truly in love. In other words, they are better players than the younger men. Young ladies beware!

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Hope this helps!

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH: THE ABRIDGED
                           SCRIPT™

                       By Rod Hilton



FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE

Two NOT-QUITE-TIE-FIGHTERS fly and zoom around, the camera
chasing wildly behind them in a way that only computer
generated scenes can show. We see that they have EWAN
MCGREGOR and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN in them.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            I can hardly tell who is shooting
            who in this dizzying space battle
            sequence!

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Yeah, it's pretty confusing.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            No, I mean literally dizzying!
                 (vomits)

They fly toward CHRISTOPHER LEE'S SHIP so they can rescue
SUPREME CHANCELLOR IAN MCDIARMID.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Oh no, the hangar has shields up!

HAYDEN shoots something next to the shield and they
deactivate.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            The thing that powers the shield is
            on the outside of the ship?

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Yeah, it's pretty stupid. It'd be
            like a life support system being in
            a box on someone's chest.

They land inside the ship and TAKE SOME DROIDS TO SCHOOL.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            I sure am enjoying the feeling of
            brotherly camaraderie between us.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the
            sort of thing that should have been
            in the last film. Oh well, at least
            there were scenes of me rolling
            around in the grass.

They make their way toward CHRISTOPHER LEE and IAN
MCDIARMID, using the help of R2D2, who uses his rockets to
fly again, in spite of everyone trying so hard to forget
that ever happened. They find IAN.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Help me! I am trapped in a
            comfortable chair overlooking all of
            the destruction I have wrought!

Suddenly, CHRISTOPHER LEE enters.

                      CHRISTOPHER LEE
            I have been waiting a long time for
            a rematch. Now, you will have to
            face a stunt double with my face
            pasted on!

They DUEL. CHRISTOPHER LEE easily dispatches EWAN. HAYDEN
fights him and eventually KILLS him.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (furrowing his brow)
            Wow, that was it for Christopher
            Lee, huh? Seems almost pointless to
            have killed Darth Maul and
            introduced him in the first place.

HAYDEN, EWAN, and IAN all begin to leave, but they are
CAPTURED and brought before GENERAL GREVIOUS, A ROBOTIC
SKELETON.

                      GENERAL GREVIOUS
                 (coughing)
            I will now add your lightsabers to
            my collection of Star Wars
            memorabilia.

He places them inside a VINTAGE 1970'S STAR WARS LUNCH BOX
WITH THERMOS NO RESERVE!!

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Artoo, freak the hell obnoxiously!

He DOES. This distracts everyone long enough for EWAN to get
his LIGHTSABER back. There is a short battle in which an
OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW THAT GREVIOUS IS AS BADASS AS WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE is missed.

                      GENERAL GREVIOUS
                 (coughing and wheezing)
            I will run like a coward, further
            failing to illustrate how
            intimidating my character is meant
            to be!

HAYDEN crashes the ship to the ground and SAVES EVERYONE.
There is MILD CELEBRATION followed by a cameo by NATALIE
PORTMAN, the linchpin of HAYDEN'S turn to the dark side.

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
                 (yawning)
            Hayden, I'm pregnant.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (furrowing his brow)
            How can you be sure?

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
            Because in a minute or two I'll
            actually be showing. Really.

We cut to HAYDEN having a nightmare about NATALIE giving
birth to a GUNGAN. NATALIE is visibly pregnant now in a
single shot, the only indicator at all that any time has
passed since the previous scene. Nothing happens for a
while, and eventually HAYDEN seeks the advice of IAN
MCDIARMID.

INT. SOME WEIRD OPERA THING

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            You seem worried about Natalie
            dying. Also, you're confused about
            being a Jedi.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (furrowing his brow)
            They don't want me to **** Natalie
            Portman. That's insanity. Did you
            see her in Closer? Holy ****.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Did you know that those who embrace
            the Dark Side have a lot of powers
            that Jedi do not? For example, they
            can influence that midichlorian
            bullshit to create life.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Create life? Wait, are you implying
            that my supposed virgin birth was--

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            And they can stop others from
            dying.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Stop others? Like, if someone force
            chokes them and they start to die
            because of it hours later?

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Yup.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            That's distracting enough that I'll
            not bother following up on the other
            thing you said.

Meanwhile...

EXT. KASHYYK

YODA leads an army of WOOKIEES to fight against DROIDS. The
scene is utterly superfluous and present solely to have a
scene containing WOOKIEES. It also serves to make the STAR
WARS UNIVERSE seem even smaller with more cameos by
characters from the original trilogy.

                         CHEWBACCA
            Nyaaarrrgghh.

EXT. UTAPAU

EWAN MCGREGOR finds out that GENERAL GREVIOUS is hiding on
UTAPAU. He jumps on a RIDICULOUSLY LOUD AND ANNOYING IGUANA.

                           IGUANA
            Shriek! Shriek!

The IGUANA'S sounds are ear-piercing and awful, making the
AUDIENCE MISERABLE during any scene containing it. EWAN
rides it up to GENERAL GREVIOUS and challenges him.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            I will attempt to destroy you now,
            without waiting for my support
            troops to arrive.

                      GENERAL GREVIOUS
                 (coughing)
            Are you serious? You've lost
            literally every single duel you've
            been a part of except for the one
            with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly
            mentions how many times he has saved
            you. What have you done in the
            entire prequel trilogy so far to
            prove that you're actually a decent
            fighter?

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Hey, I sorta beat Jango Fett. So,
            what's with the coughing, do droids
            get colds or something?

                      GENERAL GREVIOUS
                 (wheezing)
            Oh no, see, I'm a cyborg, not a
            droid. Check it out, I have an
            actual beating heart.

EWAN shoots it and GREVIOUS'S HEAD explodes in a ball of
fire.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            That made sense.

INT. CORUSCANT

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs up to SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING
JACKSON

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Samuel, I rented the original Star
            Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm
            pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith
            Lord.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Then it's time to get medieval on
            some ass.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Let me come with you.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            No, go your room.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON and some OTHER JEDI go to
see IAN. Meanwhile HAYDEN stares out the window of the JEDI
TEMPLE, toward NATALIE PORTMAN'S APARTMENT. Though he says
nothing, we can see that he is conflicted, trying to decide
between his commitment to the Jedi order and his love for
his wife. NATALIE, at the same time, gazes toward the Jedi
Temple, wondering what will happen to her husband.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            How pathetic is it that the best
            acted scene between us is the one in
            which we are in separate buildings
            and have no lines?

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON enters IAN MCDIARMID'S
CHAMBER.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Ian, you're under arrest for being
            a manipulative motherfucker.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a
            threshold for the abuse I'll take.
            And right now I'm a race car and you
            got me in the red. I'm just saying
            that it's fuckin' dangerous to have
            a racecar in the fuckin' red. It
            could blow.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            I could blow.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
            motherfucker, motherfucker! Every
            time my fingers touch my lightsaber
            I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of
            Navarone.

Suddenly, IAN pulls out his LIGHTSABER. He moves toward the
JEDI, pulls his arm back, aims at a Jedi, kills him, pulls
his blade out, moves toward another, and slowly kills him
too, all while SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON twirls his
lightsaber around pointlessly behind them. Once only SAMUEL
is left, they DUEL. IAN makes silly faces and is eventually
beaten. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN arrives.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Let me read to you from the book of
            Ezekiel for a--

Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL,
which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back
onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apprently.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Wow, you really can absorb force
            lightning with a lightsaber. Someone
            really, really needs to tell Luke
            that. Anyway, Ian, I think Samuel is
            about to rip you a new one, mind
            telling how to save Natalie real
            quick?

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Bleep that, I'm killing this geezer
            now.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            You can't. He must stand trial.
            Killing him now would be.. er, well
            it would be exactly the same as when
            I killed Christoper Lee in the
            beginning of the movie.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            You're actually right, but I'm
            going to kill him anyway.

HAYDEN stops him and IAN throws him out the window, a fall
which no PARTIALLY ELECTROCUTED JEDI CAPABLE OF
SUPER-JUMPING could possibly survive.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            What have I done?
                 (pause)
            I submit myself to your will, Ian.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            That was fast. Well, now that you
            have taken a single, somewhat
            justifiable step toward the Dark
            Side, there's no turning back. Go
            kill all of the Jedi in the temple,
            including the children.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Right, go kill the children. Got it.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Well, kill everyone, not just--

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (leaving)
            On my way to kill all of the
            children now! Whee!

He DOES. The CLONE TROOPERS kill most of the adult Jedi,
while the challenging task of murdering children can only be
undertaken by the DARK LORD OF THE SITH.

EXT. UTAPAU

IAN MCDIARMID appears in a HOLOGRAPH to one of the CLONE
TROOPERS.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Execute order 66.

                       CLONE TROOPER
            Kill all shrieking CGI creatures.
                 (to his troop)
            Alright men, shoot down the giant
            Iguana.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Oh, and order 67.

                       CLONE TROOPER
            Jedi, too. Got it.

They shoot at EWAN, who falls into the water.

                       CLONE TROOPER
            He's dead. Nobody could have
            survived that fall. Except a Jedi,
            of course.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Jesus, they've become really
            stupid. This movie really DOES
            bridge the gap between the original
            trilogy and the prequel trilogy.

EXT. MYGEETO

Suddenly, all of the clone troopers turn against
KI-ADI-MUNDI and shoot him.

                        KI-ADI-MUNDI
            Oh no, I'm being shot at less than
            when the Jedi had to fight all of
            the droids at the end of Attack of
            the Clones! Somehow, they are
            overpowering me, though!
                 (dies)

CLONE TROOPERS kill all remaining JEDI all over the galaxy.
Meanwhile, HAYDEN travels to MUSTAFAR to kill all of the
separatists. JAR JAR, sadly, is not one of them.

INT. NATALIE PORTMAN'S APARTMENT

EWAN arrives to talk to NATALIE.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Natalie, do you know where Hayden
            is? I just saw some security
            recordings of the Jedi temple, and
            apparently also of Ian McDiarmid's
            chamber afterwards. Or beforehand.
            Or an alternate universe, perhaps.
            Anyway, he was killing children!

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
            Hayden? No! I refuse to entertain
            this notion and will dismiss your
            concerns outright. Hayden would
            never kill children!
                 (pause)
            Oh, wait, unless they were
            sandpeople. Then he would kill them.
            But he's definitely not a murderer
            otherwise.

EWAN stows away on NATALIE'S SHIP as she FLIES to MUSTAFAR.

EXT. MUSTAFAR

NATALIE'S SHIP lands and she runs to HAYDEN.

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
            Hayden! I heard you've gone toward
            the dark side! It's not true, is it?
            Why are your eyes all red?

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (furrowing his brow)
            You brought Ewan, didn't you? To
            actually act well and make me look
            wooden and awful!

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
            Of course not! I'm even worse than
            you in this movie, why would I bring
            someone capable of acting well here?

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
                 (comically)
            Liar!

He chokes her.

                      NATALIE PORTMAN
                 (collapsing)
            Urk!

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Oh baby, I'm sorry. I only force
            choke you because I love you. Come
            back to me baby.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Hayden! I know you're not really
            evil - you try to look evil by
            glowering everywhere, but you really
            just wind up looking confused all
            the time! Come back to the Jedi
            order!

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            From my point of view, the Jedi are
            stupid! I mean, really stupid! They
            didn't know I was married to
            Natalie, which Ian figured out in
            seconds. They didn't know Ian was a
            Sith. They asked me to get close to
            him, knowing full well I am confused
            and that he's manipulative. God, the
            assassin from Attack of the Clones
            allegedly couldn't be sent by
            Christopher Lee because "it's not in
            his character." Face it, it's a
            miracle the Jedi survived this long.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Anti-Jedite!

They DUEL. Then they DUEL some more. Afterwards, they do
some more DUELLING. Then there's another DUEL, a little
DUELLING, and finally a DUEL.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            It's over, Hayden. If you jump over
            to me, I will cut your **** off.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            You underestimate my power to
            decide not to jump to the low ground
            in front of you where I will be able
            to safely continue duelling, but to
            instead try to jump all the way over
            you and get my **** cut off!

He JUMPS and gets SLICED AND DICED. Then COMPLETELY BURNED.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Motherfucker!

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            I'm leaving, Hayden! Even though
            you are writhing in agony, I won't
            do the humane thing and put you out
            of your misery. You're the ****,
            though.

He leaves. IAN arrives shortly after.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            Take him back to Coruscant so we
            can put him in the big black life
            support suit that I just so happen
            to have laying around for just such
            an occasion.

They DO.

INT. POLIS MASSA HOSPITAL ROOM

A CGI MEDICAL DROID is delivering NATALIE'S CHILDREN.
Another CGI DROID talks to EWAN and JIMMY SMITS.

                        JIMMY SMITS
            Jesus, not every scene needs some
            digital character in them. She's
            giving birth, can't we leave at
            least a FEW frames of the film free
            from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould
            have delivered the twins, that would
            be more dramatic.

                   DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS
            More what?

                       MEDICAL DROID
            She's dying. She has given up the
            will to live.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Given up the will to live? She does
            know she has two brand new babies to
            live for, doesn't she?

NATALIE has her twins, the order of which creates a
completely unnecessary continuity error for no reason other
than the fact that DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS must really enjoy
watching his obsessive fans rationalize obvious flaws. She
DIES.

INT. ALDERAAN CRUISER

YODA, EWAN, and JIMMY discuss what to do with A NEW HOPE.

                        JIMMY SMITS
            I will take the girl. Hey Ewan, if
            you know about Leia, how come you
            refer to Luke as your last hope in
            Empire Strikes Back?

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            I know about Leia, but Alec Guiness
            doesn't.

                            YODA
            Oh, that reminds me! Speaking of
            justifying obvious dialogue blunders
            created by the fact that George
            Lucas didn't actually have all six
            films firmly in his mind when he was
            making any given one, I need to
            train you how to be a force ghost so
            you can explain to Luke how Vader
            killed his father.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Where should we keep him in the
            mean time?

                            YODA
            Take him to his family on Tatooine.

                       EWAN MCGREGOR
            Wait, really? You mean, to hide him
            from Hayden and Ian, we're going to
            allow him to keep the last name
            Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's
            birth planet, and put him in the
            care of his actual relatives? It
            would take like an hour of research
            to track him down if the Empire
            wanted him.

                            YODA
            Well, go watch over him from really
            far away to make sure he's safe.

INT. CORUSCANT IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER

DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, in full suit, is situated
upright.

                  DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
            am worried about her again.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            It seems that in your overacting,
            you killed her.

                  DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Wow, you'd think that would really
            make me see the error of the Dark
            Side, realize the Jedi were right
            all along, and kill you right now.
            Ah well.

                       IAN MCDIARMID
            So, now that the movie is over,
            would you say that the prequel
            trilogy was worth making?

                  DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

END

From: http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith

If you are man enough, then no matter how 'big' the madam, you can control her.

Something about this statement makes me very uneasy. What happens when you're trying to "control" a woman who doesn't want to be "controlled". Is it divorce, separation, or 'merely' unhappy marriage?

Am I right to assume that women are not babies who need "control" by their husbands?

I don't play with updates; it's the least one could do to at least maintain some amount of security. Windows updates, Firefox updates, virus definition files, etc.

Even if you use Firefox on your PC, other people using the same PC might decide to use Internet Explorer at one time or the other. Besides, very few cyber-cafe or company PC administrators would be bold enough to install firefox on the PCs they manage and remove IE! What do you tell people when they notice that some of their websites "aren't working" anymore?

Websites? Even the ones that have been running for several years do not have websites yet! Once they have websites, you can be sure we'll list them here for you.

I would advice my beloved sisters not to feel they are "stuck" with any man who is just a boyfriend: what you are not married to is not yours, so you can always exchange it for a better model.

I don't really believe in pet names. I identify with the name 'Seun' and it is the sweetest music to my ears!

[shaking my head] Experienced girls [I]sha[/I].

How do you even know that men tend to sleep off after such activities?

(It's not fair to just throw out a question for other people to answer when you are unwilling to answer that same question!)

Why don't you start by telling us what you come here for?

What is 'atutupopoyo'?

Lauin so ard I have tears in my eyes!

Yes, but when you come to Nigeria, we expect you to come with lots of money and be ready to spend it to develop the country. If after making your money you decide to come to Nigeria to start a business or something, I'll be here to welcome you.

Those outside the country will pay by Western Union or Moneygram. The reason I can't ask them to pay for maybe 3 months or 6 months is because Western Union will take a minimum fee of $12 or so regardless of how little money you are spending.

For those outside the country who can't afford $50, ... I could charge just $30 for 6 months but then the total payment will still be $42!

For those in Nigeria who are concerned that 250 per month amounts to 3000 naira per annum, I want to assure you that you won't feel it. It will be nothing compared to what you spend on browsing. I will consider introducing a discount for those who are ready to pay for the whole year at once.

Thanks, everybody, for being so supportive!

Sade, I promise answer your question by Monday when i have the answer.

There is a hefty application fee involved: you'll need to make me as rich as Ifeoma Dyke (₦1×10⁶)

If you like money, please do yourself a favor and stay in the UK. You will make more and spend more, and you are likely to be able to save more.

Moreover, you are already used to the system over there. There are many things here that are not the way they should be and are likely to frustrate you. Over there, you pay much less for communications and you don't have to worry about basics like electricity and water supply.

It is really a very simple question. Stay in the UK, please.

Are you volunteering for the position?

High powered job my foot. I can create my own job

What if you wake up in the president's body one day?

tayotina: I believe sex is something that should happen naturally when both of you are in the mood and not when one is pestering the other for it.

Sex? When you're in the mood? Ok, what about when you're 'in the mood' to have sex with someone other than your 'boyfriend'? What if you're married and you find yourself 'in the mood' to 'play' someone who is not your spouse?

The really good players don't pester you to have sex with them. What they do is that they simply create the mood. Creating 'the mood' is an art orm that one can become an expert at. When a man becomes an expert on creating 'the mood' and he uses these skills indiscriminately, he is called a player.

So please don't make the decision about whether to have sex based on your mood. Let it be based on whether you are married or not, because 'mood' is very easily manipulated.

(For the women: "your ideal man"

My ideal woman is reasonably attractive (acccording to current standards) with lots of character depth and strength, intelligence and ambition. Of course a relationship with such a strong-minded woman won't work unless we agree on certain things. Yes, finally she must have the ability to accomodate people who are not like her.

And I almost forgot - she must be knowledgeable about technology and the Internet, but not too much of a nerd (I want to preserve the position of biggest nerd in the house for myself )

(For the women: "your ideal man"

Women in the house, can you tell us about your ideal man? What qualities should the ideal have? And why?

(For the men: "your ideal woman"

Two Wrongs by Wycleff Jean, (featuring Claudette Ortiz)
Ehh, excuse me, if you see me screamin' | Deep in my mind I'm only dreamin'
'cos if i wake girl, and your not by my side | I feel like half of me is no longer alive

Survivor by [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destiny's_Child]Destiny's Child[/url]
Now that you are out of my life, I'm so much better,
You thought that I'd be weak without ya, But I'm stronger

Unbreak my Heart by Toni Brakton
Un-break my heart, say you'll love me again
Un-do this hurt you caused, when you walked out the door, and walked outta my life

All I Really Want by Alanis Morissette
Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute | Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses | Falling all around.... all around

Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross
Ain't no mountain high enough; ain't no valley low enough.
Ain't no river wild enough, to keep me from getting to you (baby)

Loving You by Minnie Riperton
No one else can make me feel, the colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old, and we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you

Come Fly With Me by Frank Sinatra
Once I get you up there where the air is rarified, we'll just glide, starry-eyed
Once I get you up there I'll be holding you so near, you may hear angels cheer 'cause we're together

...to be continued

The same issue from a different perspective:

The women feel that if a man loves them, he should be willing to 'take care' of them (Wealthy Men who Refuse to Give their Women Money).

The same issue from a different perspective:
Men feel that a woman who truly loves them will not ask for money (why are girls so eager for money?).

Let's suppose that our dear jogego is a player (sory to pick on you!). Would he want the person he is currently playing to come to this forum and see all his tricks exposed for the whole world to see? Of course not!

That is why you need single guys like me to encourage you to 'hold body' because I don't have any conflict of interest. (let me clap for myself )

We have a good chance of becoming Africa's first real super-power (South Africa should 'go siddon' jare). We are in many ways like China, which is being taken more seriously by the Western world today. We have the manpower and we're blessed with lots of gas and oil. If we can survive the next few decades of democracy Nigeria will be up there in no time!

What is 'Dipset'?

First of all, I think it's incredible that some people want our former "Maradona" back. We all agree that Rtd. General Ibrahim Babangida a smart, capable man who understands Nigerian politics, but I don't really think he's clean enough for that post. I may be wrong, because I don't follow politics very well, but I feel that the whole 'anti-corruption crusade' might be hampered by IBB's presidency.

On the other hand, I really don't think Buba Marwa is that strong a contender; his popularity may be limited to Lagos and his home state.

I think Atiku is actually our best option. You know, the funny thing is that none of the Ibo men in the current administration is being considered as a contender. I would love to have an Ibo man as president so these people can stop talking about breaking up the country. The National Assembly, where I think we have many of them, has projected an image of unseriousness to the people of Nigeria.

Anyway, I should let the politicians in the house take over this debate. I guess Atiku is my man for now. And funny enough he's a northerner and I'm a southerner .

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