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I hope so, because the forces that threaten our peace are formidable indeed.

He was filming animal documentaries in a bid to make people more aware about endangered animals.

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to yourself. You're the one who doesn't get the joke!

This incident might be a warning that your hard disk is close to failure. Download the program "HDD Health" to find out how long your hard disk is going to last so you don't lose any more data in the near future.

Somebody check out this house and buy it!!

@omo: you claim to not be after money but there's nothing wrong with wanting money as long as you are willing to earn it yourself. You have every right to earn your own money and spend it as you please. Thank you

Footballers are generally not rich. Only the few ones that play internationally are rich, and their riches won't last as long as that of a businessman because once their bodies age they will be tossed aside like dirt. Ask Yekini.

It is an unfair concept that women are naive enough to allow in society.

Women will wake up sooner or later and the concept of "male privilege" will be no more.

Unfortunately, some chauvinistic religions will have to go down with it or be reinterpreted.

There is no God and it doesn't matter!

:d

If you don't know what Linux is, that's because you probably don't need it yet.
When you need it, you'll know. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux

Haven't I seen this picture elsewhere on Nairaland? You mean since then you've not gotten a buyer?

Chxta, our society is more corrupt than the western society, so what are you saying.

Bleh. As losers, we Africans are trying to redefine the meaning of success to make ourselves winners. We are trying to define the meaning of corruption and decadence to make ourselves morally superior. Shame on us!

We are treating our kids with cruelty and they in turn treat their kids the same way saying "that's how my parents did it and I turned out right". But if we had truly turned out right, we wouldn't be doing this. Pfft.

Nice one, but is it real?

You clearly lack the knowledge to create such a site, because you're not even asking the right question.

Why not ask a programmer to do it for you?

It's about time followers of backward African cultures recognize their backwardness. We've been practicing child abuse in the name of "discipline" for too long. It's time to get smart and do things right.

For More Information:
- Best Way to Punish Kids?
- My Views On Corporal Punishment
- Non-violent Child Discipline

Congratulations on your new job and thanks for using the Nairaland Job forum!

Who is a crab? You?

Glad you like it.

The woman will spend months before she finally decides to abort, then spend the rest of her life feeling guilty about it because pastor said that abortion is murder.

Stupidest thing I've ever read.

ghettochyk: thanks so much

Cross my heart, I'm not trying to impress any girl in particular.

See also: Graduate Weds Non Graduate: Is It Possible?

I don't have this place yet, but when I have it I want it to cost me the minimum amount of money possible.

What's stopping you from coming to nigeria to start a diary farm? Nothing.

So if you think we need fresh milk, go ahead and produce it!!

An English couple have a child. After the birth, medical tests reveal that the child is normal, apart from the fact that it is German. This, however, should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about. As the child grows older, it dresses in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but all its basic functions develop normally.

It can walk, eat, sleep, read and so on, but for some reason the German child never speaks. The concerned parents take it to the doctor, who reassures them that as the German child is perfectly developed in all other areas, there is nothing to worry about and that he is sure the speech faculty will eventually blossom.

Years pass. The German child enters its teens, and still it is not speaking, though in all other respects it is fully functional. The German child's mother is especially distressed by this, but attempts to conceal her sadness.

One day she makes the German child, who is now 17 years old and still silent, a bowl of tomato soup, and takes it through to him in the parlour where he is listening to a wind-up gramophone record player. Soon, the German child appears in the kitchen and suddenly declares, "Mother. This soup is a little tepid."

The German child's mother is astonished. "All these years," she exclaims, "we assumed you could not speak. And yet all along it appears you could. Why? Why did you never say anything before?" "Because, mother," answers the German child, "up until now, everything has been satisfactory."