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If women are not made for my review, they are definitely not made for yours.

If you can't say something nice about Katie Holmes, don't say anything. Posting is not compulsory!

Exactly. DNA testing will settle this matter so let's just wait for the baby.

Bleh.  I still don't believe in it.  Pastors have a strong incentive to make people confess impossible things.

As a woman, you're not ane authority on female beauty. Katie Holmes is cute, to me, a man. Thanks.

Very soon someone will make your child confess to being a witch and you'll believe.

I'm male so I can't marry a footballer.

As a man, you can marry a female footballer if you want to. Have you forgotten the Super Falcons as well as female football leagues around the world? You can marry them!

However, I don't want to marry a footballer. I'd rather share my life with a woman who does brainwork.

No replies yet? So sorry about this.

I know you'll need a generator, and a giant deep freezer?

Try asking cold room operators in your community. Wishing you the best.

If anyone has information or quality contacts, please let's know. Thanks.

In that case, we must conclude that this account is unreliable and possibly untrue. Next?

I don't believe in Islam, but I don't feel qualified to criticize the religion because I know nothing about it.

Perhaps they tortured or brainwashed her until she was eager to confess so they'll leave her alone. After several hours of being bombarded with false accusations and not being allowed to sleep, this can happen.

Does her being graphic about it make the confession true? Not unless she hasn't watched any Yoruba movies.

Poor girl, she's probably completely confused. May Yemoja punish those shameless elders for this.

Haven't heard about it, but I bet it's good. Can you tell us more?

Welcome to Nairaland!!

I don't believe such stories. Can you explain the housegirl's motive for making the confession if she's truly a witch? If she's a witch, and she truly killed your friend's mom, won't she want to keep it a secret?

"he says that I am connected to his anointing and I believe it"

This is called Infidelity Anointing ^TM!

Thanks so much for your suggestions.

When I created this topic, I was not ready to be in my own place but now I think the time as come. But now, the requirements have changed. What I'm looking for is:
1) Security, so one can sleep at night.
2) Comfort, of a reasonable level that one can afford.
3) Economy, so I'll achieve the maximum amount of comfort with the minimum amount of money.

I'll probably have a small fridge, a small gas cooker, a small petrol generator for occasional use, a desktop or laptop PC and accesories for all my work, rechargeable power generator, mattress, a bookshelf and 3 plastic chairs in a small flat.

The flat should have a bedroom, kitchen, and bathroom. Living room and latrine are optional. There should be a reliable source of running water or people I can pay to fetch water for me.

The surrounding area should have no noise or air pollution. (Crowded cities like Lagos won't do!)

Your monkey character is also quite good. Maybe you should try coloring it?

Studies also show that most atheists had a traumatic experience in life before turning so ranging from abuse to you name it.

Can you provide us with links to these purported studies?

In other words there would be no atheists without God.

This is not a smart thing to say. This is like saying that
- There'll be no non-muslims if Islam isn't the truth.
- There'll be no non-believers in aliens if aliens are not real.
- There'll be no muggles if the witchcraft in Harry Potter wasn't real.
- THere'll be no Star Wars haters if "the force" was not real.

Busta, what I'm trying to say is that genuine love is not painful, period.

I don't eat leaves: salad [raw leaves], vegetable stew, etc. Only herbivores eat leaves!!

Aww. You missed a lot.

Thanks.

I'm spending more energy trying to make it in story-telling.

This was not your first love and probably won't be your last. Both of you should probably move on.

I think you should stick with rendering of inanimate objects. You human models need much improvement, but the other pictures you posted are surprisingly good. Why not try objects with human features?

Have you considered telling us the nature of your business? You can't get money so easily, man.

How can someone who is doing that claim to be "teaching you about the Lord"?

I'm sure you're not the only woman he's having sexual adventures with. Please be careful.

I don't blame you. You seem to be a lonely person. Aww.

Why don't you get smart and send me his details so I can ban him?

Sometimes I just don't understand women. All you want to do is talk about it.

If you've been wronged, why not get justice instead of just [b]talk[/b]stice?

Please stop fighting guys. Your egos are unbelievable!!

@TayoD:
Why are you quoting the Quran to prove a point to me. I am not a muslim, I'm an atheist.

Perhaps that's because all the good movie titles have already been taken?

Yes, and he could also be abducted by aliens or struck by a shooting star falling from the sky, right?