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There ain't nothing like a juicy, plump and cozy container. Your life would never remain the same when you have had a drink from one or two.

ibkaye:
lol nice cats

Those cats ain't nice, they killed 142 people in Tsavo in 1898, they are well depicted in the movie the Ghost and the Darkness starring Michael Douglas. But i love them cats instincts, they sure knew how to kill.

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ibkaye:
aww, for me? u shouldnt have

Was that meant for me?

the original post sounds too chauvinistic. female secs are like every other worker. We might agree that there tends to be to much proximity to their bosses, but what if the boss is female too?
I would rather we let sleeping dogs sleep. All categories of workers of both genders and all work classifications do have moles who 'sleep' with one another, bosses, subordinates, contractors, clients, suppliers et al for one reason or the other. All these reasons no matter how surreal they look or sound aint good if it is not done out of love within an intimate relationship.

Nice cute sexy pics of a blondy brunnete.

Nice sketch

aristole:
But d containers get sizes and shapes sha.

Of course they have sizes and shapes, all kinds of sizes and shapes and i think you are in the best position to educate us on that.

kronkykay:
very nice!

but i don't agree with the number 4.

not all containers are attractive, abi haven't you seen pimple on the chest before?

The guy said containers. There are containers and there are those that ain't containers. he was refering to them containers preferably doudle d variants.

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

Ummm, So far so good , maybe,

But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

Ituen na nice guy o. And lolabbey men are not all useless o. you can try me and see

He prefers to call her pet names so as not to call her any of his mistresses names, he's got them so many he mixes up their names. figure

Ever heard of deep shit before? that where the hubby is going to be ,

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

The host said, "Well, to be honest, I've forgotten her name."

aristole:
Omo no long thing.!!!

Are you sure? there are some real long things out there !!!!!!!!

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"

The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"

Mrs Cosby asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

Mr Cosby replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

so get as long as 14

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.

"Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

yeah, seen them before, but that doesn't take out the fun in them. those were real good jokes. I love them. ^{Thumbs up}

An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. , Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants, " After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read: "Just so you know, I have a Ferrari testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560 sel, I have over 20 million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches! Just send the bottle back

Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.

Lets have a look at them,

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Evangelist" - Evil's Agent

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

"George Bush" - He bugs Gore

Aisha, have you been married off on nairaland? i am missing a lot ooo

A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it . . . she'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!'"

I do have a believe that it is not good to fall in love. falling is something you do unconsciously, so falling in love must be something done without your consent. However, it is very good to dive into love. When we dive in love we have no fear of being held responsible for our actions, inactions and reactions.
Do the world a favour people, DIVE into Love never fall in it.

very pathetic, a friend of mine went for an interview somewhere in lagos recently and one of them guys there wanted to shag her for the job. she refused and did not get the job. i was mad when she told me. how many potetially good hands have we lost cause some shag crazy bosses are out there?

It is toks that has tasted naija use for about 8 months, as per price range , i'll leave that to prospective buyers. we can haggle anyway. there is no supermarket pricing policy here.

I have a volkswagen Pazzat for sale the specs are:
vw passat 2000; v6, 110km on the dash; 2.8litre engine, 6 CD changer, auto-drive, power windows, deep blue color; tiptronic auto-transmission, Alloy wheels. you can get in touch with me on 08028901766 or email spicetouch2001@yahoo.com. thanks

Step mom? i have 2 step moms and a step dad. it has been an experience for me but one of my step moms is really cool. i even travel to go visit her once in a while and she does same. my siblings from her are always welcome in my home and you would never know she ain't my real mom. But the other step mom!!!! i don't really blame her. She would never have existed if my Dad was not irresponsible

The final summarized in one sentence ,
'The most experienced player in the nations cup making the most inexperienced mistake to gift Egypt the cup'
But why does song have to be the player to have demons plague him till 2010. i think its is the fates at work.