crazy post

Your case is hopeless and helpless. I still maintain my advice to you sha ,
Poster, my advice is next time you have to 'browse', try pick out a 'workstation' not a 'server'. your browsing experience would be more eventful and enjoyable. you can also have personalized stuff when you make use of 'workstations'.
LMAOROTF

Obonjo

Poster, my advice is next time you have to 'browse', try pick out a 'workstation' not a 'server'. your browsing experience would be more eventful and enjoyable. you can also have personalized stuff when you make use of 'workstations'.
LMAOROTF

Poster, my advice is next time you have to 'browse', try pick out a 'workstation' not a 'server'. your browsing experience would be more eventful and enjoyable. you can also have personalized stuff when you make use of 'workstations'.
LMAOROTF

i had to go look at my Punch of Sunday when i saw this thread, poster , is that your story in the paper?

i think i saw this on FFO today, great write up from the feminist point of view though. love it

I am not really scared of people living with the disease, instead i feel pity for them and that is what i feel for the lady in question too, i feel more pity though for people who engage in unprotected sex with absolute strangers. I was once a peer educator on HIV AIDS, but seeing those in the agony of the scourge is a life changing experience. Its a replica of having a moment of solitude at the Mortuary.

I had a chat with some colleagues last month and a few of them still found it hard believing AIDS exists or even if it does not in the proportions that is being reported especially in Nija and Africa. In my lifetime i have been acquainted with 5 cases of People 'living positively'. The first case was way back in Secondary school, she was a class mate and a fine girl, she had suitors everywhere, classmates, seniors, teachers et al. She died 5 years after being diagnosed in 1999 (her last 2 years was spent in confinement to her room). There were 2 cases in a church i used to attend (A couple, who both died,leaving 3 kids) and then a friend during my brief stint at Poly Ibadan. In her case she was gang raped.
I was at the hospital last saturday and while having fun with the pharmacist, there came this beautiful daughter of eve, i actually admired her to the extent that i could not keep my eyes off her. she spoke hausa to the Pharmacist, picked up her drugs and left, i was about asking for her identity when the guy told me she was living positively and just picked up her anti retro viral drugs. she has been positive for 2 years. She looked no different from other babes you would see on the street, Campuses, Offices and everywhere. When i was about driving out, i saw her with some guy. probably an intending suitor.
I have been unable to keep her face out of my mind since then.
Ever known anyone living with HIV/AIDS? lets share experiences.

Carlos Taiwo

holy ravioli!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, March means Performance Appraisals for some of us, here is an appraisal form sample for laughs.

This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.

Knowledge
[ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff
[ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[ ] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ

Accuracy
[ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy
[ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
[ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice

Attitude
[ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently
[ ] Brown nose in good standing
[ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will

Reliability
[ ] A really dependable little RoosterDrinker
[ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door
[ ] Totally fucking useless/worthless

Appearance
[ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[ ] Looks great at evaluation time
[ ] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around
[ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch

Performance
[ ] Works like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it for him
[ ] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time
[ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
[ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma

never knew so many Nairalanders could fucking swear

Fucking Hilarious, fucking Obamacious.

ituen:

na wa for seunspice oh

he has reposted this joke 3 times.

Is he bleeping crazy?

you are fucking crazy

tytylayor:

he's a f**king remixer

Even Michael Jackson's thriller is being remixed after 104 million copies, why wont i fucking remix?

what the f**k is going on?

good question

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the F -word because of its seemingly offensive nature. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.


In language, f**k falls into many grammatical categories.

* It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John bleeped Mary) and intransitive (Mary was bleeped by John).
* It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k ), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k ), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k ).
* It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Bleep! I'm late for my date with Mary).
* It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy f**k she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word f**k . Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations,

Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"

Fraud "I got bleeped by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, f**k it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm bleeped now."

Aggression "Bleep YOU!"

Disgust "Bleep me."

Confusion "What the f**k ?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "bleeped again, "

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?"

Lost "Where the f**k are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know f**k all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a f**k , anyhow?"

Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the f**k are you?"

Panic "Let's get the f**k out of here."

Directions "Bleep off."

Disbelief "How the f**k did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Bleep Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history,

"What the f**k was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f**k is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's going to fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the f**k did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Bleep a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its going to fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

were we expecting anything other than that? when PDP loudmouths had already started shouting Yar Adua's victory of today since last month.
I knew it would be thee case though, i am yet to come across anyone who voted for Atku or Buhari during the elections. i did not vote, but i think he had the largest votes in lagos and environs.

Now who said no long thing?

Haba

na wah for you o!!! which kain mouth i get now, no be true talk i dey yarn

rather leave and let the snake live than stay and let the snake slay ,

when i was in school, there was this crusade tagged 'operation naked the devil', a lady invited me for the crusade. i promptly told her that i was not going to be engaged in none of that. i have no business with the devil why 'naked' him?
I think that theory applies here. allow the long 'bros' to pass while i hold my clutch and accelerator. i dont need the brakes, i might have to move too suddenly.

kronkykay:

Meanwhile, a blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

wahalai, you are bad

i wish we could have replies from folks of the fairer sex on this issue

what an option.

Ituen don suffer for Nairaland o

You are alone in your car, driving through a forest, its almost dusk and suddenly you see it. Would you rather wait or drive through?

have a good laugh.

clemcykul:

i beg stop this before my dog catch u giv u belle

What a troubled young man

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

me too