JubrinElSudan:
you never hear of vitiligo before?

falcon01:
I've been with several ladies and all of em are Arghhh!! Women are usless creatures walai!!!

SalamRushdie:
hahahahaha Warri don suffer o
If you have upto 4 cars in Warri you are called a Warri billionaire Can't you see how many cars he park for house?

NNVanguard:
Unnecessary blackmail

XXLDICK:
Police and thieves, any difference

alonzoiv:
Not bad. After all,every woman is an olosho, only few of them stay in the brothels.

Praizekeyz:
Niggas shut d fuk up! I wasn't prayin 4 her, I was hoping such tin won't occur in her marriage.
Y'all agree wiv me dat its common wiv celebs....after killing 200 cows at their wedding, within 3yrs u'll hear divorce!

Osisie:
Straight to business......

1) A-Class: These guys are super duper rich. They never know how much credit they have cos they never have to recharge. All they do is make calls. Someone is employed to ensure their phones never run outta air time. They are folks like CEOs, Chairmen, and other big company owners or government company heads.

2) B-Class: These guys are also stinkingly rich, but are slightly lesser in power than the A-Class. They connect their bank accounts with their mobile network service providers. They too almost never keep track of their credit. The bank just keeps recharging for them.

3) C-Class: These guys are big boys too. But they buy recharge cards from retailers. They can buy like 10k air time at a go. Some even buy more. They are big spenders when it comes to recharging their phones. Only difference is they keep record of their credit and buy from retailers.

4) D-Class: Ok, you got the regular guys here. They also buy from retailers, but not so much. They buy like 1k or 1k5 at most. But hey, they do that very often. They too are almost never outta air time.

5) E-Class: You might wanna call this Economy Class . These guys buy 100 naira or at most 200 naira airtime, only on fairly good days do they buy 400 naira or 500 naira worth. But just like D-Class, they do it regularly. And they monitor their credit a lot. Infact, they're record keepers.

6) F-Class: I don't know what to call these guys. They hardly ever recharge up to 200 naira. It's steady 100 naira. Then when they buy credit for 200 naira and mistakenly scratch off a number, they will disturb customer care till forever. One other thing they do is borrow credit from the network. Then when it's time to pay, they'll refuse to recharge their phones.
Lwkmdfh ooooo
BURSTED!

happykidArotiba:
Now, what's the style here? I don't get
btw,so this man I see in Movies is pregnant