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Comedians in Nigeria usually try to keep a marriage unlike their 'arts' colleague in the music or acting industries.

Finelinks:
You modern girls are intrinsically stupid.

Inukwa ..
He should pamper her, buy gifts, date her etc so that:

"she will GIVE him sex"

Iranu..

Tufia

For woman when carry pregnancy for 9mths and sometimes may not have FULLY healed even at 7mths? MOTHER of 2?

Who is your father? Or no GOOD male example in your family?

T-U-F-I-A-K-W-A!!!

Sanquine:
RIP great man. You've saved many lives with your medicine. I don't know why these evil people kill good people, can't they face themselves?

Owner of WIPPER drugs for eyes, malaria etc
RIP

HONNESSTY:
LET ME START BY ASKING U THE COURSE U STUDYING AT THE MOMENT AND THE ONE U INTEND TO APPLY? IF I WERE U CHANGING INSTITUTION WILL NOT BE THE BEST OPTION BUT RATHER CHANGING THE COURSE. SINCE U NOT GUD IN CALCULATION I WILL ADVICE U GO FOR GEOGRAPHY EDUCATION I BET U IS ONE OF THE COURSE IN SCIENCE WITHOUT MUCH CALCULATION. FINALLY, LETTIN UR PARENT KNW UR SITUATION NOW IS NOT A WISE THING. JUST B A MAN ACCEPT UR FAILURES IN GUD FAITH BY WRITING ANOTHER JAMB APPLYING GEOGRAPHY EDU THAT IS IF U ARE IN SCIENCES. PICK UP THE CHALENGE AND TELL URCEF U CAN DO BETTER. AT THE END WITH MORE FOCUS U WIL EXCEL AND LATER UR PARENT WIL B PROUD OF U. DONOT THINK OF THE YEARS U WIL B SPENDIN IN UNIVERSITY BUT HOW WELL U FINISH IT OFF

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dre11:
My mum paid £15,000 for my dream wedding... then had a BABY with my husband nine months later': Daughter, 34, tells how she can never forgive mother, 53, after ultimate betrayal and heartbreak at seeing her marry ex, 35,




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7904325/Daughter-tells-never-forgive-mother-heartbreak-seeing-marry-ex.html

This is weird. Some people just like confusion in relationships.

Daughter just helped mama to easily get husband.

So, if years later mama starts looking really old and wrinkled and 'able bodied' dude feels he wants to move on, BOTH will now for example, write under RELATIONSHIP in FACE book: COMPLICATED....because dem don complicate others life, come end up complicating theirs(lol)

Generation of early marriage in motion: From grand ma to daughter to possibly, grand daughter.

Biko, where is the lady's dad??

Olhomes:
It's so common to see many people, especially in Europe, US or Canada paying rent on a monthly basis. Whereas in Nigeria, most people pay yearly

Would you prefer to pay your rent monthly or yearly?
Landlords, would you prefer to accept rents monthly or yearly, too?

In Ogun State: 6 months to 1yr( 1 yr usually, but you can plead for 6months)

In Cotonou/Benin: 3-4 months....Agent's fee is 1 month's rent, Caution fee for light/water( goes to landlord) is : 1 month's rent or negotiated.

SipCoke:
I apologize for the long post... So the thing is, I am 22 years old currently in 200 level. My performance is very poor, in fact I'm currently on probation(I'm suppose to be in 300 level by now) and that's not because I'm not intelligent or I'm dull o. it's just that i don't show commitment towards my studies because I've completely lost interest in the course I'm currently studying because of its calculation aspect. I hate calculations a lot. Let me say, I'm more of a theory person. I have tried applying for change of course but i was denied maybe because of my poor performance. My Father doesn't know anything about this. "no issues at all Daddy, my result is good", my response whenever he asked me about my result.

So i have finally decided to apply for withdrawal from my current school to register and sit for jamb again. This time i will apply for a course in a different institution. This course in question is a course I've wanted to study long ago but my current school don't offer it. My friend studies it and I've done research on the course my self. I'm very sure i can do it this time.

Now i don't even know how to approach my father with this. I know I've fvcked up big time. The man will be so so annoyed and disappointed in me but i can't continue like this, i want to get things on track, i want to fix my life and start afresh. Right now I'm just confused and frustrated. Nairalanders, i will need your advice and suggestions. Please what's your take on this?

INTEREST and ABILITY matters in a course....The thing I hated that time in LASU studying Mathematics was the abstract questions they set eg Prove that....

I come finally change to Physics that I like since it is more logical in terms of reasoning and calculations. That is after almost 3 years in Mathematics....I now started from yr 2 while my mates moved to yr 4.....

I UNDERSTAND you perfectly.



....But, you didn't state the course you like.

maasoap:
The problem is they stigmatise teenagers and women generally who got pregnant out of wedlock too much in that part of the country. That's also the reason why baby factories are flourishing there. Because they put out any teenage girl who got pregnant and can't seem to find any man to take responsibility and take her in. So, the girls in turn find solace in baby factories where the operators take their advantage

It seems easier for a Yoruba guy to marry a single mum or woman older than him than Igbos, thus the ladies resort to these measures.

The ladies should broaden their horizons.

It is not good to force a pregnant lady and child on a man.

There have been many cases when men killed children left in their care, just to live the life they want and appear honourable before people.

Groovenaija360:
This Happened Today In Rivers State.

A young girl has just killed his twin babies after giving birth to them in Portharcourt by throwing them inside the drain in Rukpokwu Town, Elikpowodu Community precisely.

Ogbonda Godfrey Nyemovuchi Who Hails From the community shared the photos on social media and wrote:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2657978461138616&id=100007794643076

I hope that the death (+ thunder) the writer of the story is praying to hit the girl, will first of all HIT the man that impregnated her.

If not that people like eg Captain Ekeinde, Yul Edochi etc were responsible, wouldn't their wives be baby mamas or have done worse than this lady?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Any movie that is associated with the Binis is worth watching

Take a look at those pictures. You will see the Bini regalia, the Bini array, the Bini insignia, the Bini scepter, the Bini apparel, the Bini paraphernalia, the Bini emblem, the Bini accoutrements, the Bini blings blings

*Also, POT OF LIFE of old.

WHY YOU SHOULD STUDY IN CAMEROUN

Dear student,

I'll quickly share with you the benefits of studying in Cameroun, away from all the stress and frustration that comes with education in Nigeria.

Here are some benefits you'll get:

⏩Free application.

⏩Beautifully structured educational system.

⏩No JAMB exam, No Post-UTME exam, Automatic admission.

⏩Just WAEC/SSCE or NECO/SSCE.

⏩Fees CHEAPER than fees in private universities in Nigeria or Africa.

⏩Pay HALF tuition fees on arrival, spread remaining fee in that session.

⏩Usually 3yrs HND with 1year top up BSc even for Nursing.

⏩253 FULLY ACCREDITED private universities by its Ministry of Higher Education and EASILY VERIFIABLE.

⏩NO STRIKES.

⏩Similar cost of living with Nigeria.
.
.
Other Attractions:

��Affordable hostels ( according to taste).

��Cheaper internet cost.

��Learn other culture or language( if you wish).

��No xenophobia or Cultism.

� Miscellaneous( inbox me for details).

� % FREE INFO( Zero charges).

Whatsapp:+2348135597014

dre11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/373359-exclusive-nigerias-minister-appoints-daughter-as-special-assistant.html

Many qualified Nigerians are looking for jobs and your daughter juggles 2....

When you tell them to create jobs while in office they won't, then their children graduates from 'Havard' and government 'pays' them.

Nothing stops her ministry from creating several cottage industries for women and youths.

valarinz:
Your narrative helped vindicate those who've been complaining about their services instead of vice versa, which is what you intended to achieve.

How can a staff shift departure time for 1hr because of one passenger, that's gross corruption and unprofessionalism. Perhaps you gave her some kickbacks

Only 3 buses (schedule) per day and that was the last one.

Me, bribe ke?

Nigerians can be annoying in terms of parking cars on the streets/roads as some (apart from other reasons) will not build big enough compounds to cater for their cars.

However, this exercise will cause more pains on Nigerians....

pafisayo:
Well you kinda gave a few reason why your Experience with them was a good one ..
they waited 25 min + for you at the Expense of other passengers and even shifted time 1hr.
The nice thing to do would have been to put you on the next bus and not Assume it’s ok to extend other passengers journey time .
Some could be on a lean time for business appointment travels etc.
Hopefully you would see the Point.

3 buses (schedule) daily

I will say it the way it is....They are wonderful....They may have some lapses, but still one of the BEST in Nigeria.

Last year July, I travelled with Cross Country.

Cross Country isnt too bad BUT what I didn't like about them was that, they will stop at Sagamu and change the buses of passengers, after a long wait and not minding that some were going far.

So, I was to use God Is Good Motors to get back to base ( for the first time) and as I left my hotel thinking I had packed my phone in my bag, only to get to GIGM at the set time that morning and just realised my phone wasn't in my bag. Thank God I collected the hotel's customer care number. I wasn't even sure if my phone was in the hotel or deep down inside my totally filled up bag.

It was a kind security guy @GIGM that helped me use his phone to call the hotel, first time, to check my room for me and second time, to confirm if they had seen my phone which they told me :YES.

The customer care boss was kind to me and told me to go and explain to those announcing when the buses where leaving/sell tickets. I went there and the lady kindly waited for me to get to my hotel and come back, almost 25mins+.

Other commuters didn't know why the scheduled time for the 3rd bus was shifted for extra 1hr. They complained but I told few of them that GIGM must have good reason for that.

My experience with them was OK....in the bus, we were watching movies upon movies. I had a better experience with them than Cross Country..... Cross Country will go far in the business too if only they make some adjustments as they cover more routes.

[quote author=AmuDimpka post=85888948]idiot... Do you know if that man is an Ika man...? Those confused lazy buffon[/quote.

Who is an Igbo man CHECKLIST:

We are NOT:
1)Desperate eg An Igbo man will say if I can just drive this Lexus today and die tomorrow, no problem.....That, you CAN NEVER hear from us.

2)We DON'T worship money.

3)We don't put business first before SCHOOL.

4)We ARE NOT 'raw' and stupidly disrespectful.

5) We CANNOT kill our parents the way you can use yours to do pepper soup.

6) We have different outlook on life.....We ARE NOT hard hearted or always crime prone.

7)We DON'T believe in Biafra OR call our BELOVED country the zoo.

Even when you guys try to label Delta state as a morally corrupt state, we still DO NOT have the BABY FACTORY tag to our name.....I wonder if a baby factory region is less morally corrupt?

9) You guys claim NRI with Kogi state and ISREALITES with Israel, TOTALLY CONFUSED lots....We know where our blood flows from.....B-E-N-I-N.

*Haven't you guys, even those who lived with us, NOTICED that behaviourally we ARE different??

Is that Hisbah's uniform? Then, Amotekun's needs to be 'tushed' up.

Smartchoiice:
Wole Soyinka

I RESPECT this SAN guy who charges clients in dollars.

hope4nigeria:
after thrump Don warn this woman not to travel to Nigeria, na Kano he come go sef, now it will take US Marine 5days job for rescue operation, suspected kidnapper keep off oh, American drones will locate you anywhere, if I lie, ask Iran general.

You wicked with your comments ooo....Haba(lol).

iyandaoluwaoba:
I always look at things like this from another view. After I read through the op's thread, I was expecting to see like 70-80 likes. I was surprised to see less than 20 likes, which shows the large majority of the users of this site are either unintelligent or unconcerned. If this thread bothers on davido and Tonto. You sure know what happens to such threads. Nobody is thinking how to tap into this new tech the much intelligent white race are gifting us. All we think is consumption.

Don't look at the number of LIKES but the number of VIEWS.

Realdeals:
Many are yet to acquire 4G devices, 5G is already here. We will soon be hustling to upgrade our phones to remain compliant.

Just buy an unlocked mifi for N10000+.....it allows up to 8 internet users, so you can share cost.

DonMoel:
Dermatologists and the experienced ones in the house please your help is needed.

I've been battling with this strange thing for upto 3years now.

It all started in 2017. I could see some dark patches on my body which looks as though they are under my skin.

I HAVE VISITED THE STATE SPECIALIST HOSPITAL to see a Dermatologist. I was told to do several tests which I did. After submitting the whole results, the doctor said nothing was wrong but it's just a skin allergy. She recommended a cream and since then I have been using it. It's more than a year now but no changes.

It's seen on my laps down to the feet.

Has anyone experienced this before ? I'd appreciate possible solutions to this please as it's making my skin look annoying.

Stop using sponge for now.

Buy PREMIUM SOAP(ALOE VERA) N50 and rub on body, leave for a long while then wash....You can also buy an Aloe Vera cream like Vaseline ( Aloe Vera).

Also, you can buy lime and mix with small honey, RUB on skin and leave for 15-20mins and wash(preferably at night) and can use CITROCLEAR (SERUM) N350-400(Use like cream).
Be prayerful too.

AmuDimpka:
Atulu... Confused idiot.... Buffon

Na lie?

ItooWorWor:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2020/01/17/how-igbo-can-produce-a-president-yakasai/amp/

For Igbos to achieve Presidency isn't a herculean task.

Both major parties should present Igbo candidates as President......SIMPLE.

Presenting similar/same regions has been operating since 1999 apart from 2015.

Other States should be explored by Motor bike(App) companies not only Lagos.

DEROX:
oga shut up you think all what tinubu is doing is for fun internal Politics has been played and negotiated and when i mean internal Politics i mean northerners and sw they only want to use this to threaten the agreement why can't you stop north from becoming president because they rule more than others why south West dont Be jealous no one knows an igbo man in nigeria Politics and no one wants him too sw is not and never ur mate in Politics

I think it is BEST you shut up. Has OBJ not ruled on behalf of SW before? We want fairness, meaning ALL regions should taste power after all there are smart Nigerians who can rule in every region not just one or SW.

I'm not from the East but I hate injustice!

IBO man and STRONG mind+ LOVE of money....after dem go say Ika/Anioma and dem na the same people.....

They should reduce how they disgrace themselves nationally and internationally.

lalasticlala:
The wedding of Peter and Paul Okoye's sister, Mary Joy Okoye to Nollywood actor, Emma Emordi has crashed. They got married in 2014 and the marriage produced a son.

Instablog9ja shared a screenshot of what P'square's sister said that reveals that her marriage is over.

Reacting to a Facebook post which asked users "what their ex was good at":

Mary Okoye accused her estranged husband of cheating, stealing and infecting her with STDs.

"Sleeping around and stealing, so hes good for nothing and useless to his family and the world".

"My dear, don't take it personal ok... It is I of experience. Wait until you get married to a man who will infect you with STDs, steal all you ever worked for. You catch him in bed with another woman. And then he will tell you he gained nothing from the marriage even after giving him a son, then you will know where I'm coming from. I pray you never meet such".
Mary Okoye said.

Meanwhile, actor Emma Onyinyechukwu Emordi took to his Instagram page to subtly react to his estranged wife's allegations:

"The man or woman you choose to be your partner affects everything in your life: your mental health, your peace of mind, the love inside of you, your happiness, how you get through tragedies, your success, how your children will be raised, and so much more.. choose very wisely... Soon a story will be told to the glory of God almighty... happy weekend my people..."

For a Nigerian woman who would usually (by faith) want everyone to believe all is well with her family to come out to state this publicly, know that 'water don pass garri' and she hopes that a bit of shame will help him change for the best....

'Fine boy, no pimples' feeling he can cheat and get away with it and in addition infect her with STD(a gradually becoming norm in marriages by Nigerian married men).

Anyway, now that it is personally happening to an OKOYE, they should see what it means/how it feels for a man to turn his back on his wife.

I will continue to 'hail' Peter Okoye for STANDING always with his wife despite about 6years age difference and from a different tribe. My REAL man anyday.

Same way the Fulanis want to sack other States and regions, but God is ahead of them by giving people from other regions the wisdom to tackle them from whatever angle they are coming from.

SW want a successful execution of AMOTEKUN, they don't want saboteurs or Fulani sympathizers under the guise of religion.

It is even better the SW accepts Kanu's 1m man support than saboteurs in the name of balancing the quota.

Many don fail to stop or infiltrate Amotekun, now na their 'brothers' dem don scheme to use against SW.

Yoruba ronu o...
Biko.