₦airaland Forum

MoneyTrees:
My real niggar since 20BC, compliments of the season and a happy boxing day
If I'd seen your comments earlier i'd have waybilled the last bag of Mali kush to you there
But one love >:
Sorry about my absence sometimes a real niggar wanna smoke enough to meet the most high but it is bad... Like my fellow real niggar would always say; it ain't good to try to meet the most high
Keep hustling
We real niggars are sick hustlers and cash out is our Panadol
Cheers

CandyOps:
E get two people wey de above me wey thunder go soon fire

MoneyTrees:

So sad em real niggars just got busted
Hustle ooo

imdavid704:
So my dad bought this creepy bird home for Christmas, I am even scared of eating it, pls nairalanders are this bird edible for consumption, does it has any side effect after eating.

Bluntguy:
This is chicken cousin o. It's only the head that is not eaten. But I am sure you have been eating its eggs without knowing.

Rgade:
Yul Edochie- Noisy ritualist.

Handywork:
Chinedu ikedieze and Osita iheme Akin&pawpaw:
The two sturbborn vagabond children
Nkem owoh :
Talkative, no agenda and always unfortunate
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the last man I had forgotten his name but he's always good in the role of a native doctor

mekuso89:
it's ok my dear I can send you the training videos you will watch and learn everything you need to know about it just pm me your

DollarBuddy:
Who else thinks COVID-19 May have been brought upon this world through all those their discoveries?

Scientists nogo just allow sleep dogs lie, na so so trouble them go dey find.

Nature cannot be fully explored o. Make those people no wipe out all humanity with one single ancient key wey dem go open one day o. I don talk my own finish.

illicit:
He kicked me, I kicked him too....
The man was eventually kicked out of the place lol

illicit:
There was this time at Challenge Ibadan....


I was waiting to meet my distant cousin/friend at Tantalizer or chicken rep. can't remember which now....

Then she arrived....
We sat at a table for two, I bought just water yet,

Then this man came in, he was to sit at a nearby table but that table has been used by some guys and hasn't been cleaned yet, then this man cleared the table and dumped the debris on ours while looking straight into my eyes....


I politely told him he couldn't do that but he was very unapologetic.... it ended in a fight, and this man was very much older than I....


My cousin was screaming at him at the top of her lungs

lavenderjade:
Bro i like to chat you on whatsapp pls 08067266575.. You too much

GofuckYourself:
You are very stupid
And childish

GofuckYourself:
This write up isn't well written

The OP na learner

Let me enlighten you all

Alister crowley was obssessed with spiritism

He held regular occultic sessions for summoning incubi or moon children

These are demons which can take on human form so they roam the spirit world and are used for evil deeds (these are the spirits ritualists use)

Now to summon them he has done research and found out the dual pentagram you see in the image above

Let me describe a typical summoning ritual

Virgin boys and girls between ages 5 -9 three each are used for each session

These children and stripped naked

Those to partake in the ritual would be nude and armed with shape knives

Now everyone one starts to sexually molest the children both the virgin male and females and Alister who is the high priest starts the incarnation in a demon language he founded

larrypourl:
If you're buying the car as Tokunbo, stick to the recommended oil which is 5w-30 but if it's naija used, inspect well to avoid an abused car. Engine can also be changed to a tokunbo engine, but getting a good toks to avoid buying an overhaul engine may be an issue because of the engines age.

larrypourl:
I'll go with the corolla, I drive one 02 presently, but when buying inspect thoroughly because the 1998-2002 Izz-fe engine is notorious for oil consumption, but a properly maintained one will serve you so well. Fuel efficiency is over 100%

Pandev:
na them plenty pass. Ego be top 50

Mystiquefia:
7. FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

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Fela Anikulapo Kuti (15 October 1938 – 2 August 1997) was a Nigerian multi-instrumentalist, bandleader, composer, political activist, and Pan-Africanist. He is best known as a pioneer of the Afrobeat genre, a blend of traditional yoruba and Afro-Cuban music with funk and jazz. At the height of his popularity, he was referred to as one of Africa's most "challenging and charismatic music performers".AllMusic described him as "a musical and sociopolitical voice" of international significance

unity004:
i just wish you what happened to your dear friend Abba kyari. mumu chief justice of Sharia court

justscorchone:
Everybody is catching it except Buhari, what’s going on?

Sterope:
If you were a slave in the 1700, you would have been part of those who resisted freedom

Sterope:
Come on, he can't continue to exist forever

He is a man. He is going to die like everyone else, like me too. He can be crushed by a trailer. His plane can just drop off the sky.

He is a false prophet. The death of his step-mothrt proves it! He dines with the devil.

EXOUSIAng:
Na Ogun go kee your papa.
I bet you won't survive Alpha semester in CU as at that 2009 to 2012 period when school was hottest...
Do you know how many Covenant University expelled students commit suicide?
Olotu my friend was expelled with his roommate because his room make had Drugs on him
A 200level guy was expelled cos he was SUSPECTED to be a cultist( he was always on black, his favorite color)
Someone was expelled for using 2straws to drink soft drink.
a guy was given 1year suspension for "staring at the VC lustfully" ( the VC was wearing a suit the same guy had designed for her.
Guy no vex me ohhh.
In Covenant University you don't have to look for trouble, trouble just finds you.
You could be sent home for the most minute thing....
How do you enter a hostel to pack people who are not sleeping at night( Peter Hall 2009).
How do you subject students to 5/11 during exams, lots of my mates hard series of carry overs that semester... Guy no vex me this morning ohhh all these id bringing back memories and their very painful ones. Met one of my course mates working as a driver some months back, guess what he was expelled because he was using the "Pirates of the Caribbean" wallpaper on his laptop, its was tagged "an occultic material...
This young people entering the school are lucky now I just look at some of them on holiday from the I just laugh.
Covenant University will suspend your or even xpell you for something you did during the holiday, like clubbing. we couldn't even take pictures when we go to certain places that are supposed to be regular places for the average Nigerian youth because school may search your laptop and make you face SDC....
SORRY ABOUT THE ERRORS I DEY VEX ABEG

Openbusiness:
Billionaire daughter, yet 10 Kobo sense no dey dis girl head. Always famzing with all the boys in the hood just because of her desperation to belong. She thinks she can be like Davido wey na rich boy with street credibility. No wonder AJ no wanna marry a fish brain like her, just chop and move on. Her younger sister sef get brain pass am. No b by force to roll with street before you can get socialite acceptance. To Cuppy this tune Get Sense. Small time now boys go change am for u. Maybe na until dey post your nudes with wan mushin danfo driver before u know say u get street credibility, mtchwwwww.

Thattallgirl:
It'll be bitter in your mouth

Aliencraft:
That's the mother, if I catch her ehn na pictures of her in the pot I go post next

bolaayenimo:
this one na wehrey ooo

11Anonymous:
A friend of mine regretted visiting Lagos for a holiday.

pocohantas:
You mean that is their mattress in the picture? Maybe they use that one to collect breeze in the parlour. They can’t be knacking on that na.

They both look unwell and their stories do not add up. Nigerian police should help us out.

Kingsean:
I think I just saw a large palm on that foam. Guys check it out. Is dat a human palm?