₦airaland Forum

MoneyTrees:
You're a real niggarrr

People like @Op were given 5k-10k to handle Media stunts
Celebrating mediocrity

Bros. Na wa o; why you no reply my mails nah?

Juvenile attention seeker

olojuede01:
Am currently in Barcelona for a few days. Any Nigerians available to meet up with? I plan to see a match at the Camp Nou tomorrow. Will be around till Friday next week...

Baba please check your mail na... I have replied your question since

HonAdeli:
Exactly, he kept on saying I'll call the police to arrest you and charge you to court. The man was just blabbing cos of minor scratch.

No mind am.... Na sicko

HonAdeli:
I had a very similar experience about 7months back. Was trying to avoid a vulcanizer who was pumping a vehicle's tire while his body was on the road.
On the other hand I was checking something on my phone cos I already calculated that I'd swerve for the vulcanizer but unfortunately my side mirror slightly scratched a man's Venza, then boom the man came down with his driver telling me he's a lawyer and he was just coming back from ibadan and all that he was going to call the Dpo of the station to arrest me and take me for brain test. What pissed me off most is I kept on pleading with this man that brake oil will clean it off then he asked me set of foolish questions 'How old are you, who owns the car you're driving and nonsense questions.
The man was so proud to the extent that he told me he bought the car in 2013 for 7million he brought out some papers from his safe too and that he was planning on selling it as tokunbo, all in all after begging for about 30minutes he left me.

Lol... that's a megalomaniac you have there. They are very many especially in governments and our tertiary institutions. To me, it is another form of insanity which showed in the way he expanded his ego and even went as far as to show you papers from his safe. To prove what? Just pride and arrogance. Na so some of dem dey invite robbers to themselves.

Hmmmn... After smoking enough igbo and skunk

I think Boko Haram have been technically defeated.
#Bad times

Seems these uniform men haven't learned their lessons. Time will tell.

E be like say this guy don dey mad.... E go shock you wen OBO dissociate himself from your crime.

riroye3263:
Yes #ENDnigeriaNOW which has long been trending is true because Nigeria is indeed an expired mere geographic boundary on the map of the colonists which begat it. It got expired in 2014 after running a hundred years of forceful marriage birthed by Frederick Lugard and Flora Shaw in 1914 before been willed to the landless fulani black Arabs who History taught us were the first to enslave and destroyed indigenous black africans centuries before the Europeans ships came.

The Nigeria identity is a false one which doesn’t define the true identity of the ancestral land owners caged inside it. It is a British coinage imposed on our forefathers without their consent.

There is nothing wrong in tribalism since after all Deutscheland belongs to the Deutsche speaking tribes of the European people called Germany, as we have the Angles tribe owning England and Wales belonging to Welsh tribe.

Nigeria has only benefitted the landless Fulani arab oligarchs and their money-pocketing greedy stooges in the south.

If you think it is hashtag EndBadGovernance that will fix the rot that has been festering since 1960, then ask yourself that when has the corruption and misgovernance of successive aboki maladministration ever subsided ever since old folks like Chief Bola Ige and the late Gani Fawenhimi fought and clamoured for a corrupt free system with good governance yoked on transparency, respect of human rights and the fulfilment of their campaign promises?

Can’t you all smell the coffee that the system has become so rotten with corruption that it was constructed to elevate rogues and kleptocrats into the leadership positions, greedy and shameless humans who use nepotism and cronyism to drive a gerontocratic unitary system where corruption and subverting of laws reign forever.

So, unless people become conscientious to admits that the so called country has worsened from a failed system to a crashed degenerative horror jungle, and of which only its deamalgamation can offer a permanent solution to solve it numerous issues, then only can the various ethnic nationalities be free to achieve their goals and potentials as China, UAE and Russia are doing.

Quick question:
Why does the northern states run on shariah constitution and the southern on nigerian constitution yet get the most allocation from the same dubious Nigeria without actually generating anything to the table except an exaggerated population count?

Why do you think they want the police to remain unreformed? They were for pro sars? Why do they take everyone 54 steps back for every step we make forward? Think na.

Why do they have hisbah police since 1997 to enforce the same shariah law bokoharamists are murdering innocents to comply by?

Or didn’t you read when Hisbah was reported on the news to have slapped nigeria police officers?

What does that tell you if Nigeria hasn’t already ended when the emirate section of the country run on shariah laws and the rest on penal code.

Smell the coffee and wake the bus up.

Very good revelation here:
www.nairaland.com/6274751/difference-area-boys-nomadic-hoodlums

You head is very correct and you have spoken � truth. I don't know how it's difficult for Southerners to wake up and know that Nigeria wasn't named and constructed by us.

Accepting the white man's Nigeria after decades of education and enlightenment is a low self esteem issue and absence of dignity, because we are indirectly telling the white men, and ourselves that we don't have the ability to choose our destinies and create respectable countries named by our own mouths according to our different nations that were unjustly merged together by strangers.

StPete:
What if that doll wakes up at night and begins to move around

Kai.. Evil thoughts. The guy go japa

0taPiaPia:
They should sha take it easy.

Visited a rice mill yesterday and bought a 50kg bag of rice.. took it to a de_stoning center and after the process my rice now weighed 47kg.. I told them its not possible, not when I didn't spot construction grade stones in the rice... To cut the long story short, the machine had been adjusted to reserve some rice during the process and when I insisted they went behind and touched a switch and boom.. 1.9 kg came forth (that's how they will get bags of rice by the close of work just for a little service they rendered). naija is a crooked nation.

Lol... Chai

Kestolove:
See what drugs has done to this man...slawormiir hope u dey see abi, everyday smoke weed, drink bang pussy...if cancer no kill u, liver problem go kill u if u escape d two HIV go cum...so repent ND give ur life to christ

You too Kestolove? Wonders shall never end. You are preaching? Rain go fall for this ya matter o notorious woman.

ugo4u:
Nigerians are easily swayed just by mere showmanship, this is the same scam Imolite fell for and elected Rochas today they know better..

Na so my brother... Me used to get encouraged by Rochas many philanthropic acts in those days, not knowing he had political agenda.

We no know say the guy na bast*rd. He get their dey build statues upandan

BabaIbo:
The way you kept your face made the picture funny.

He was trying to look s*xy.. Lol

timebomb02:
how, tell me something

That image of earning there is to make you believe him. You contact him and he will assure you of making money sending more proofs of earning. He may request fund to help you set up same platform and boom! You are scammed.

In my own case, I was looking for a website bot. Don't let me go into details. So thread carefully.

Him showing proof of earning is unnecessary.

timebomb02:
how do you do this? can i dm you

no let them scam you o... na dis method one guy scammed me of 20k naira for here 2 yrs ago. Dont let that image deceive you.

menix:
Baba Ayo Solicitors - #30k
Emeka and Son's merchandise - #40k
Some Parastatals - 80k
Commercial banks - 130-150k
Military - same with some banks
Oil firms 180-300k
Some Govt agencies - 350k
Yahoo - 1 million nd above
Politics - millions depending on ur street credibility..

Choose wisely..

Lolz....see me laughing madly here. You did justice to it bro; people like you make me love nairaland

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....this success of a thing ehnnn
Once you touch am small then more go automatically dey come without too much stress....
Oluwa nor go shame us...na 2seconds everywhere go take bust

Ogbeni no wahalar....but it must be something related to weed, alcohol, pussy or huzzle( especially China huzzle/wechat/courierformat/alipay)

Hahaha..... Bros. Calm down na... Just check the Whatsapp.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright

Bros. Please check your Whatsapp

MrPresident1:
In less than 30 days, this generation will end. All things will be concluded before this generation ends.

Lol... Bros. Are you sure you are okay? I could see you're still active here.

So your prophecy abi na prediction failed. So when next is the world abi na this generation ending?

techmo:
How is Russia North and US East...who is your geography teacher, is it your Sunday school pastor?!


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Hahaha... Me sef dey reason am.... That's how they spill nonsense spiritual conspiracy with the aim of showcasing their warped and pseudo knowledge.

Teaching rubbish upandan.. The thing wey God no send dem.

nkemdi89:
Uche go and reconcile with your father, imagine a young man whose father is alive but was not invited to his wedding.

What's the issue between them?

Rugaria:
The British influence in Nigerias politics needs to be curtailed! They have taken enough! They are imposing leaders and setting up agendas that are impoverishing the Nigerian people! This is Nigeria, the biggest concentration of black people anywhere in the world. Britain should respect that heritage and give us some space. Their imperialistic actions are mainly the reason why Nigeria is bedeviled with bad leadership while loosing billions to multinational oil companies. This kind of warped analysis are done to provide cover for inept pro British politicians in Abuja. We are not their political guinea pigs! They should stop experimenting with our lives. Britain should stop imposing dead woods on us as presidents..

And the first step to curtail this bullsh! t is to dissolve Nigeria which is the foundation of their experiment.

It is not just about stopping them. It's about destroying the very foundation of their evil to restore our prides as Africans and make the world know that we can name our countries ourselves and that we know the nations that are worthy to be called a country named by our own mouths.

alphacode:
Same 9ice that came to perform at an African club/Restaurant last year in UK where I was rocking a beautiful Angolan lady. Na so 9ice begin the sing come point to this babe make she come join him for stage. The kind of dance the babe dey give 9ice dey give me high blood pressure. I dey think say the babe go come back to me after the dance but brethren I can confirm to you that 9ice carry the babe go him hotel that night.

Chai... Accept my sympathy.... Lolz

TheSourcerer:
First Morning After Sweden Changed From Driving On The Left Side To Driving On The Right, 1967

Lol... . This is hilarious

icuminpiss:
Wassup, with this shii?

You too see am? Thought I was the only one. Saw it three days ago and yesterday as well.

Don't know whether it's opera mini or nairaland glitch.

Greensquard:
See person wey de issue threats..this one thats looking like he has no spinal cord na im one the make threats?abi ogun wan kill u there?with ur two left legs

Bros. I sent you a mail. Please check it out.

Dharniel600:
Come warri come look for authoritative and violent women. By the time den burst your head for you, ur mind go dey...

Lol... Bro. I sent you a PM... Please check it out

rita25:
no i never did

So sorry.... I think you do not want trouble and all that fracas.... If na another person e go sue dem o.

Too much injustice in this country.

rita25:
no i never did
instead i was made to pay a fine called obstructing a marshall on duty about 35,000 naira

Ha! That's terrible... So sorry.

Was it the court that made you pay fine? Did you involve a Lawyer to sue them to court?