₦airaland Forum

Kingrexyl:
They should eat pounded yam and well garnished egusi soup, their life will change I swear.

Make dem com step am down with palm wine

Nickshrapnel:
Wiz was obviously high that day, maybe the only person he saw was Eva. I did like how the guy retract his hand though

It is well

tohyorsih2:
Rara oo. I cannot leave until the virus goes down

Kun fun awe ati adura o..... Pele dear

Pharaoh4rin:
Mine was Jim Iyke in 2018.
I was a manager of a shopping mall then. My staff think highly of my fashion; some likened me to J.I. So on ds fateful day, J.I was in our mall to shop. My staff on seeing him were hailing him from all corners. Well he only muttered hi and continued with his shopping. I came down from my office upstairs to acknowledge him too since I am a fan. But after offering a handshake, he looked at me and turned away from me. I was shamed. My staff were shocked, but I maintained my cool. We made it up with each last year at a function within his office (world ventures) in maitama. But I was pained to my small intestine.

Lol... Next time you go dey your lane and stay away from them to keep your self-esteem. Jim Iyke still greeted you sef and that is not too bad, you just didn't act professional as per your managerial role

You reminded me of Eva Alordia's then boyfriend that was snubbed by wizkid in full glare of camera during Headies award few years back. The video still dey Internet if you search am ... Really embarrassing cos the snub happened just after wizkid hugged Eva Alordia, leaving the poor man's handshake stretching and hanging in the air before he used style pull himself together

tohyorsih2:
The guy is so funny

And some people hate him on instagram o. They don't regard him as a real comedian.

tohyorsih2:

Omo iya mi... Shey o ti kuro ni China yen sha?

mofymush:
I remember when facebook dey rain,I sent rihanna sent request,she accepted ,everything was o.k until she start asking me for 100 naira mtn card

Lol

SlimBrawnie:
Meanwhile you are here giving Odumeje cheap publicity. I thought he'd fight the soldier or start performing miracles. He started clapping to cover up

Lol... Na the clapping funny most to me. As e dey clap, he dey think say "chai, dem don fvck me up

masterP042:
Odumeje the lion of africa, the lion himself, ikuku ana afu anya, ofu onye ada-anu uda egbe..
The infidels ignored Jesus even in his own time. It's not a new thing. So that ganduje ignored him or whatever doesn't matter.

Really? Was Jesus busy running after Governor Pilate or King Herod?

This your own interpretation get k-leg.

iCauseTrouble:
Make we just endure am till 2023. We don dey 2020

My dear, I shudder at the thought... We're still in the early days of 2020 and we're still going to 2023 with this Buhari? It's more than enough to give nightmare. We can only escape this only if something unusual happens. Hope against hope!

PrinceMajestic:
lol, only you have messed up your faith. "The Bible may be wrong and unrealistic" according to u. This means if there's one wrong in your holy, perfect book then everything about that book and its faith are all wrong. Just like your bible saying the earth is flat and has 4 corners that angels will stand at each point to blow trumpets but how is it possible when science has shown us all that the earth is spherical that's why the earth is in continuously evolving and orbiting other space bodies in the galaxy. Accept science and dump shitty theories of religions that were never real but all lies. I don't hate, I speak truth homeboy

Shut up your mouth and trash and learn. The reason I said that was because no one can accurately tell how old the earth is or how long it has been in existence. And of surely the bible didn't state or give the age long existence of the earth.

Humans who picked up the bible and trying to pin point the age of existence of the earth only did it on mere speculations according to their brain capacity not that the Bible said it. The Bible didn't say how long the earth has existed. So get my words right. That's that.

Now, my own correction to you which made me quote you in the first place is you advertising your ignorance that bible said the earth has only existed for 2000 years.

That's wrong even if you are to go by the calculation of the speculations that I said some did above.

This is year 2020 AD..... So when you talk, it's more right for you to say that 2000 AD. AD there means Anno Domini, that is, based on the current date era according to Gregorian calendar based on assumed birth date of Jesus Christ. So here, it's year 2020 after the death of Christ.

So it's wrong for you to be shouting all over a public forum that Bible claimed that the earth existed 2000 years ago.
Bible didn't say so.

Before Jesus existed and before Anno Domini Era which we are in, there was B. C. E. and that's before common era or before Christian Era or before Christ's existence.

This B. C. E. time ranges from the time that the first human walked the earth till Jesus surfaced which no one on earth presently knew how long. We can only speculate.

So, people, pastors or whatever may be teaching, but the scriptures may not be saying the same thing despite the fact that they claim to be speaking from there.

So, if you wanna bash the faith or even any issue some day, at least do some homework and speak rightly.

Take time to note B. C. E; C. E; and AD.

NB: I'm not an advocate of religion; Cos there's difference between religion and spirituality. No matter the knowledge of the spiritual and of science, we're all still looking for answers and there's nothing as true as this fact that WE'RE ALL STILL LOOKING FOR ANSWERS AND WILL CONTINUE TO LEARN.

I won't reply you again! Cheers!!!

PrinceMajestic:
lol, your stupid Christian religion say life of man began 2000 years ago

Hmmm..... How did it say 2000 years ago? How old are you, and you don't know how to calculate? The Bible with its calculation of world existence since Adam might be wrong and non realistic but it definitely didn't say 2000 years ago.

I am quoting you because it seems I have seen your comment before and I think you must be educated so you stop displaying ignorance just because you want to show your hate.

Ebonygirl1:
I'm not taking his course

Okk... Pele... Omo dudu ebony

Ebonygirl1:
This stuff is true. This particular lecturer is very randy. Even if you're bright, he'll keep failing you till you do what he wants.

I hope he didnt nack you

MelesZenawi:
Lol

North downplaying Amotekun.

Well, Still good.

Abi... If you see as I dey laf here.... Especially coz of the lion head wey dem use... Lolz

See the woman sef like witch

Now, it seems this Abacha loot will never finish, at least not in this generation... We just keep seeing more and more. E don tey wey dem don finish dix country.

And one's mind can't even fathom the many loots under this present administration sef.

Pedrotina11:
I just hope after they contain the virus they would lift the ban because wat an old man sees sitting young yahoo boys cannot even if they climb iroko holding the laptop connected to a WiFi...

You have spoken well like someone with foresight (reason why some focused comments on the ban, not necessarily because they didn't read the thread) because with the nonsense Nigeria is displaying here and there, many citizens don't trust the dispositions of other nations toward us. Make e no be another ploy to knack us akpako; virus or no virus

DenreleDave:
Sha carrying charm ooooo

If he no accept, knack am charm make he die or turn to didinrin instantly


Nigerians, ur presidio is abt to turn to didinrin ooooooo


Make una prepare sha



Guys pls, few weeks to my exam. Wat does it mean to see Buhari in dreams?

Wicked @knack am charm.

Now, for seeing Buhari in your dreams, pray fervently against failure in that exam o if not......

E don dey red

Wetin Jet Li no go see for shaolin temple

GGirll:
You are right on point they will depopulate cos they want to control only 1billion people on earth for their soon to be unveiled antichrist after d impending rapture of d saints I pray I make it.

Lol... Antichrist comes b4 rapture.... Go study revelation very well.

emddi:
Lol,It might be very possible that Donald Trump included Nigeria on that list because of that Nigerian Guy that insulted/threatened him via twitter.

Lol.... Funny

salford1:
I have tried on Nairaland. I have been here since 2007. I think it's time for me to leave for good like many others. One can become dumber on modern day Nairaland just by reading some comments on here.

Bros.... Send me that truck on your dp na

BabaRamota1980:
See as people dey talk to a Pastor. Just two years ago many of those comments would be TOUCH NOT MY ANNOINTED.

Pastors shouldcbe careful, people are now confronting them. Their juju mouth is no longer wotking on people.

Lol

Afrikween:
Please we are still not far from 2019, all this garbage should be thrown back there..... nobody should give me headache this new year biko.

Say something ggggg..... Lol

RamseyBolton:
Who is she. Every popular slay queen always calls herself actress. Me never see her film ooo. Even King Blac's Maami Igbogbo is more popular than her.

Google Eve Esin.... You will recognize her.... Make ups can be deceitful.... The make up she used here is stroonnng... Me sef no fit recognize her if to say I never sabi am before. She's been the industry for quite some time.

2shure:
Kobe bryan was an illuminati .Once dey mark u down. Its suicidal bro. Everyone included. No diff between al queda and illuminati. Suicide bombers. All pre meditated by the iluminati.
They controlled and manipulated the chopper till it crashed. Why iluminati. Why

You know, I wanted to ask you that how sure are you, and in a twinkling of an eye I saw your moniker ; it was like you answered me that too sure funny though.

But on a more serious note, how sure are you? How did you know this?

handsomeyinka:
God knows best..
EVERY MARRIAGE HAS ITS OWN PROBLEM..
A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR ONCE TOLD ME SHE HAS DIVORCED 3 TIMES...
NA SO MY BRAIN RESET.

Lol

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, u re wrong sir...am not from dat Local Government

Lol.... You no wan talk true

tohyorsih2:
Really? Well, i'm from Ijero LGA. Ipoti Ekiti pricisely
I'm sure running o. Knocking at the doors of Nigeria soon.

Me na ilawe..... We'll be expecting you in Naija.

OlawaleBammie:
Ahahahaha, my oga u wan cast me be dat oo

Should I mention the name of the town den am sure d name I concealed is already revealed, reason being that in dat town we only had one secondary school

And who knows, my mates, teachers might b a registered members here

Lolz. ....... hmmn; Ekiti yeye sha. There may be some of those small towns with one secondary school. We may not know which is which. May be you are talking about those ifaki-aaye side or so but I may be wrong though.