₦airaland Forum

yeman1:
Wow! Ogbenu tan!

Fresh Fm addict spotted!

CokeBar:
It is a productivity monitoring tool... it isn't only for that... it tracks time. I'm a lady too.

Thanks for your kind words.

Ma'am.... What kind of IT aspect are you into?

devilmaycry:
The rate people re dying from sex now....
To fucck go d fear sum people oh

The other day a friend of mine told me how he changed his mind from inviting a female friend over for sex....

He was like...wat if she come now,we fucck, sleep and she no wake up...

I was seriously laughing

Na true o, because if she no wake up, even devil may cry for him.

frankdre:
harder harder harder has finally taken him to 6ft. when u get to heaven u will be flogged harder

Hahaha... If you see the way I dey laugh. How you take know say dem dey cane for heaven?

Perfecttouchade:
Why depending on drugs for sex...if u are 2minutes noodles, hang in there and do pre-intimacy.. before taking any medicine, endeavor to read about it And please always go for proper check ups often. the way sex just dey kill people now, e be like sey federal government must ban sex o

Na true o, because if she no wake up, even devil may cry for him.

HonNEAT:
Well, You Tried For Your Reasoning. But Have Thought If They Are Fighting For Course Of their People Or For Their Pocket. Then Ask, have all The Demands They Made Or Part Of Them Been reached. They Should Wake Up, Else, They Won't See Where To spend That Their Money, Because Fulani will Take Over Everywhere.

Sure

HonNEAT:
It's Not Possible My Dear. Are There No Militants Again. Or Where They For Their Selfish Only?

You see, everything seems mysterious... Almost every strong group just faded away even with the uncountable atrocities by these herdsmen.

Maybe dem don jazz whole of Nigeria before dem enter government.

We all knew how strong and brave Niger delta militants are with lots of war weaponry.

The question is, where are they when their motherland needs them? Abi all of dem don turn born again?

Mrshape:
You see crime can make someone old. Irrespective of the money that come from it.
See how 20years be like 40years old man

Hahaha.... I been dey wonder how the guy be 20 years sef cos I no believe. However, I read something new from you today. Crime makes one old! Lol

seangy4konji:
this useless woman once they settle down in your housethey will start making semolina for you at night saying its lighter than eba or amala,be wearing stupid clothes around the house,tied to their useless phones or be acting like one ayamatanga...see the issue of fod is something else...waiting for me to tell her after 10 that what would we eat on a saturday morning while she is just sleeping and typing away on twitter.not until you get up from bed and start scattering the place will they get up...

Now i see smally giving be back to back,one corner,legbegbe bi seun egbegbe and i wont go there...try to tell them what you dont like,you are too controlling,try to walk away and have some quiet,calls...who stands someone sitting down at 9 pm eating semolina...

U women no deh try onces u na don enter house...abeg i get work to do jare...

nonsense and corolla virus.

Lol... No vex

End time pastor!

atoleybaba:
sorry to say..if this were true, then u can't blame jw for ur dad's stupidity. Let us look at it logically, they told him d works was ending, and what he could think of was to sell his property. What was he thinking of doing with the money? Buying plane ticket to paradise of what?

Lol... No mind am.... I just dey laugh

nlPoster:
I've been searching for this thread.

So, how far?

A nler once said she flew in from abroad to hook up with a male nler and she met him selling meat. He had a stall at the market and told her to meet him there.

She was so discouraged by the experience.

I actually thought both she and the guy were joking?

This was years ago, soon after I joined the forum I think.

Lol... Hiaw Hiaw Hiaw

Na raw meat him dey sell or what? I hope it's not that barbecue guy?

More so, what did she tell the lady he does for a living? He lied?

Send me the thread link if you have it.

ofemigeorge:
Mr a: Mr president there is corona virus in the country.

President: Toryorta korola ......

Mr a: Corona virus...VIRUS...

President: hes it effect my cattle?

Mr a: No sir

President a: then der is no course of alarm...why are you disturbing me ehn , musa.

Mr a: Sorry sir.

Hahaha.... You don dey mad sir!

Vin658:
North Korea no get time for sh*t like Quarantine and Isolation

You get infected, you are sent to hell immediately

Sharrap and read. He was killed because he broke quarantine by going to a public bath not because he gat the virus.

makydebbie:
Yes please.

Thanks

makydebbie:
It means my friend.

Lol..... Funny.
So it is an acceptable mannerism in Ghanaian communication?

makydebbie:
You claim to be a Christian but look at you cursing people. Ahan!

Abeg leave am.... Can you please tell me the meaning of chale (the Ghanaian cliche while talking)? Thanks.

Westernlove:
This Is a good example of the more you look, The less you see. There Is so much going on behind the scene. Have you seen the Holographic Diagram Of Earth? You should start from there and acquire deep knowledge and understanding about our planet and human race. A large percentage of humans are mere puppets.

Any link to the better understanding of the earth and human race?

alsudan:
Waiting to see the first black man/woman to contact corona virus.

A Cameroonian already contacted it ND has been cured. The thing is that no black man has died of it yet. Even in Wuhan where the virus broke out, there are about 60 Nigerians there, but I don't think any of them has been infected; at least not yet.

TaminaliaCatapa:
Bro, I served in Benue and I have had a head-on heated argument with the fulani before. He stole my clothes and I caught him red handed....I dragged his slim ass together with his sword to the office of the DPR of the local government... what other checklist do you have for me...or would you conclude I’m lucky?

Well, that's great to hear. On you being lucky, I don't know. Can't conclude on that cos various factors may have their roles to play.

TaminaliaCatapa:
Bro, stop backing cowardice

That man is a coward I say...if you watched the video, you’d realize the farmer is an old man or an adult above 40 while the fulani is still a boy...

Now imagine the fulani seizing the phone of an elederly man and cussing his parents on top? Haaaaaa

Read what I wrote very well..... It's not cowardice. I said you have to be prepared, even long before you accost them on your farm. If you wish to stay alive, fight with sense and with assurance of winning your battles. Fight but not when you're vulnerable.

If the herder pulls a dagger or gun at him, is the farmer ready to kill him too and damning the consequence whether it arises or not?

Have you challenged a fulani herdsman before alone in a far silent farm?

If you see AK 47 or dagger or sword belted to his body, will you still challenge?

Before you blame and conclude or think you have a say about a serious matter, you should have a personal experience and explain to us how you got around it. Then we can learn from you.

TaminaliaCatapa:
That man is a coward....This ascertains igbos are chestbeaters

OMG....if you try this BS with me, use my father and mother play with that Never-washed mouth, I’ll fight you and make sure I tear your mouth and eyes that day....

Such effrontery

My dear, it's easy to say. You wanna tell me the man no dey hear news to know the evils and impunity of these herders abi? He's still brave to a measure.

The fact is that, the challenge he made may have made him the topic as the next person violently murdered in the farm by herdsmen.

If you no really get defence (physically and spiritually) it's better not to engage in foolish combat. You have to be ready, then you can challenge and fight adequately ; even if it leads to death eventually, it will be honorable.

olatilldend:
You dey craze? Seems the average naija can't speak without inserting that phrase.

These ones are the true herders. The killers would've dealt with him, probably killed him. Inside life for naija.

Spoke with a friend of mine today and we were reminiscing about good old days only to find out most of our guys are now in US/England/Canada, before he dropped he hinted he might soon be relocating with his family, come to think of it, maybe it's time son of man also plans his exit from this country!

I concur with you that these are true herders, but yet, they are still criminals and killers. These are also violent robbers whenever they need to rob. They all have blood lust.

But those with mandates to kill, looking for the next victim, would have wasted this man who challenged them.

Supan:
Op you lied. They actually fought. Though no life was lost. Imagine the effrontery. Nigeria is in a big trouble. Imagine the herdsman threatening to kill him.
This is a clear evidence to what is on ground.
This video should go viral and be interpreted for all those in denial to see what Nigeria is passing through.
I am really shocked.

Lol.. It's a black hat marketing trick.... OP actually wanted YouTube views...

And there's nothing to be shocked about because all these bullsh!ts have been for more than ten years now. We only hear of them and exclaim and ignore.
You're only expressing shock because a life impunity and challenge was captured on life video whereas they've really been all over the news.

Some challenged them like this in areas like delta or so and have been killed.
Some only accosted them on the way to farm and the herders chased them cutting off two fingers as the man fled on his motor cycle. Etc.

I think the real shock for all of us is that we (owners of lands) down south allowed this to continue to the extent that it degenerated into this. It continues and the heads (kings and governors) are slow to decide what to do.

Michdear:
check Wikipedia ,there is a separate wiki for ondo city and ondo kingdom

Thanks

maynation:
Ekinmogun are Ondo people.

Okk

GreenArrow1:
U people have luck na. My Gov is busy travelling wearing face cap on top of suit with trainers on his feet. China today, U.S.A tomorrow. Say anything and he'll shout herdsmen.

Lol... Who be that

maynation:
I doubt you know what you are saying. Odigbo LGA isn't Ekimogun, Odigbo is more of Ikale than any other sub ethnic groups in Ondo state.
Ekimogun is Ondo kingdom.

Hey sweet! What's Ekinmogun Kingdom

frankmoney:
I'm sure calling the German police isn't so hard

Your comment shows that you didn't read their experiences. Go read everything again.

saaron:
They are many, but the most popular one many Nigerians are already aware of is that the original buhari died a long time ago. The terrorist that currently parades himself as president buhari is nothing but a bloody impostor.

This kind of thing makes me wonder, because if true, it's a treasonable felony which should break up the country because of the tribe that masterminded the evil. But before that everyone involved in the offense should be tried and hanged or at worst sentenced to life imprisonment!

daewoorazer:
The screenshots below were shared by a twitter user:

If you have a religious/pious mom, this won’t be news to you. Every religious post that contains prayers will surely be reforwarded to you, it’s usually more painful as these kinds of posts are accompanied with videos (large mb if you ask me)...

Any experience? Share them!

Lol.... Your mama don reach you too? For me, na to ignore most of her broadcasts o. I have made her understand most times that I seldom open her messages. I only view randomly as I deem fit.

I no get data to dey burn on top photos and videos