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tohyorsih2:
Yes i am

So Omotoyosi na Ekiti babe. That's nice to know. Ayam from south-west.

PS: O girl, run from china this time of Corona abi na Corolla virus o.... na new year we dey o

OlawaleBammie:
@emboldened
Ahaa, did we attend same school??

Hmmn... I don't think so. I attended school in Ikere. I heard stories like that, and even though my school was very notorious for hooliganism, I don't think any one did that during my set and those of my seniors who were even more notorious than us.

masseratti:
locusts is also grasshopper

Locust isn't grasshopper... It's just a family of grasshopper. A specie.... Brothers, sisters or cousins (whatever you wanna call it).

Locusts are legendary for destruction of farm crops and vegetations and they come in multitudes.

missunknown:
Aren't these locusts edible?

Very very.... If I can see like three buckets of these locusts... Na to fry am with pepper and salt and put inside freezer... Buy like 3 to 5 congos of garri. And plenty vegetables..... I go just dey enjoy dey go

Modified :lest I forget, red wine /palm wine will also go well with it.

seunmohmoh:
Who's your bro? Tani bro eh?

Lol.... Those were Bobrisky's words.

bbstarr:

They're great I must say.... Keep up the good work. I still have some questions about these and some other things in your signature.

... Will contact you soon. Cheers.

tohyorsih2:
This is so funny

Are you from Ekiti ni?

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

Hahaha... Lol lol lol.... Please tell me the town this happened in Ekiti

The guy must be a hardened secondary school criminal (the class of those who test charms on teachers) lacking necessary home training. They're trouble makers in the streets and towns

This is madness, courtesy of poverty
Nothing wey Jet Li no go see for shaolin temple

SlimBrawnie:
okay he looks like an innocent fvckboy

: D

SlimBrawnie:
This boy looks like a fvckboy sef

You said he looks like a fvck boy... While someone on the first page said he looks too innocent for the allegations... Which one we go believe

Jabioro:
She is 30 years,and she is marrying for 17yrs with five children....help calculate her real age..when she graduated as a spinster..how old is her first offspring,when did she graduated from secondary school..how many years did she spend as undergraduate before her bar called....Uzo married to under age....

Oga open your eyes o... This is new year... Read very well.... The news said first wife of the governor bore him 5 children and the governor was married to her for 17 years before marrying this 30 year old fresh blood.

Naijacommando22:
Nigeria is far better than Ghana..I've been to scary places in gh..edim edim,ho,therriz this scary village Close to bolgatanga

Wetin dey happen for there?

Ikjosh04:
That's not an issue. Follow Kolaqalagbo on Instagram and buy their product. Don't forget to thank me when you see a tremendous change in your sex life . Hml in advance...

Which kolaqalagbo? Kolaqalagbo is a scam.... Blended rubbish herbs

PotatoSalad:
Anything you can dream of is possible.
Everything you see in sci fi movies is possible. It'll only take time.
Watch one mad scientist that'll reverse engineer this and use it to create a zombie transmitting bot

Yeah... I believe everything in Sci fiction movies is possible except one that I'm skeptical about, and that is Time Travel (whether back in time or into the future).

oochi123:
..locust bean. But grinded and moulded.

Lol... Thanks dear...

If it's grinded, moulded and also pasty, then it's called irupete in Yoruba... While the ungrounded and separated locust beans is just iru...

The grinded locust beans dey get strong smell sha

uuzba:
These ones will bust their head. I used to cook rice and stew only O when I lived as a student with them. Ordinary the small pepper of the stew was turning their eyes and nose. If I come and be Yoruba nko? The house for don catch fire. Na only bread and butter them dey dey eat.

Lol @ bread and butter..... How do they get energy then?

oochi123:
So make I no chop Okpehe bcus I wan live for your house? Can't do without it Abeg..

What is okpehe?

CSTR2:
I still have not gotten over the fact that I saw the SUG car bouncing up and down at night when I was coming back from night class that year.

The girl in the car sighted me coming and hid her face.

Lol... Tell us more abeg

I have been seeing a lot of videos on opera mini browsers, mostly short videos clip from naija movies (old and recent), and I also see football clips and animal documentary clips.

These videos are uploaded by different people and if you look closely under their names and usernames , you will also see something like numbers of reputations which I believe means their reliability in uploading different videos overtime.

The question is HOW CAN I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

Also how do people acquire TV channels like Okin TV, Apata TV where they display different yoruba movies?

Is there anyone that knows the steps here?

Thanks.

I have been seeing a lot of videos on opera mini browsers, mostly short videos clip from naija movies (old and recent), and I also see football clips and animal documentary clips.

These videos are uploaded by different people and if you look closely under their names and usernames , you will also see something like numbers of reputations which I believe means their reliability in uploading different videos overtime.

The question is HOW CAN I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

Also how do people acquire TV channels like Okin TV, Apata TV where they display different yoruba movies?

Is there anyone that knows the steps here?

Thanks.

jcross19:
you are big liar this post is still on opera news you just go there copied it and pasted here? wow so this what you people are doing.

You too don dey see am
.. I have seen many relationship and family case stories that I have read here on opera news... Sometimes I see them on opera before nairaland and I wonder the truth in them. I am yet to come to term what's happening... May be we've been reading lots of fiction here while the thread becomes Topsy turvy with comments and abuses on what may not have happened at all.

Another angle to consider is if people copy news here and post on opera but that will negate the fact that some news get to opera before nairaland.

Namdeenero:
Nigerians sef All black snakes are Black mamba.... That’s a fvcking African spitting cobra!!

Don't mind dem.... They also wan prove say dem sabi... Yeye people

KingAzubuike:
That's a black necked spitting cobra. Native to sub Saharan Africa.

You and one other person got it right. It's a spitting cobra.

I been dey laugh at comments since, cos every black snake to most nairalanders is a black mamba

LJ1759:
all those animals that ran away from australian bush fire

Lol.. How did they cross the ocean sir?

Reference:
My friend, Hisbah was not a government initiative, it was a 'people', 'citizen' initiative by the people of Kano who knew what they wanted, demanded for it and will certsinly defend the program if it meets resistance at any level.

If the people of the west donot want this security initustive to be truncated and suffer an untimely death then they needs to hijack it from the 6 or so governors and drive it themselves. 6 peole may fear 'the Presidency' but it highly unlikely that the 20 or 30 million strong citizens will.

That is the people power that gets things done in a democracy.

How can you help us propagate this to the people

Octopusssy:
Sometimes when we force ourselves to be where our stars will not shine or where our spirits reject, the outcome could turn out to be terrible.

DEEP

Aminuyababa:
Nigeria say something!

haba... Nooooo... Kamari ni paulu wi

aimuan:
That sex tape is not fake anyway. I watched it about 2years ago.but I don't understand why is not on the internet again. But that guy posting the picture here is a lunatic, he need help.

The s*x tape must be from a movie... I don't think it's real

majamajic:
is the car Ford or chevolete ?

Chevrolet

makydebbie:
I've spoken to her already like 1 billion times I'm not even joking but still.




I've personally seized her phone. Thing is we can't do this because she's the one who takes care of our grandmother when we're away.



Sigh, I'm getting real worried.

Pray for her!

ReeLoaDead:
That video looks fake/staged - pls don’t tell me you are convinced by that video?

It's real oga.... Staged for who if I may ask. That disgusting video shows a dead fresh human being with deranged lunatics doing the cooking arrangements.