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Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 7:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
authentic18:
Example
shocked... Kai, you wicked o.. This na wild animal nah.... See the head.... But is it true that your friend's pal died? In this Nigeria?
Politics › Re: FG Orders Civil Servants To Resume Monday by sharpwriter(m): 7:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
johnmattew:
Ghana recorded 403 cases today and nigerian government still wants to resume....it seems government don't have Nigerians in their mind
Very funny.... Government wey dey watch as bandits and boko haram dey slaughter citizens, you think dem care before? Since people dey complain, dem kuku reveal their true nature.
Family › Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by sharpwriter(m): 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2020
gamapoy539:
Someone who is desperately in need of sound advice wouldn't have the time to look for not just one picture but multiple pictures to add to his concocted story.
My thoughts exactly... Pictures with designs. Lol
Phones › Re: Samsung Leads In 5G Smartphones In Q1 2020 by sharpwriter(m): 11:31am On Apr 29, 2020
lincsnuel:
And here in Nigeria, some supposedly educated people believe 5G causes coronavirus. There's a common difference between the rich and the poor; between developed and underdeveloped countries. The way we reason here is just...

Preposterous.
Oga shut-up, Nigerian educated people didn't start the conspiracy theory. It was even in the UK that a telecommunications mast was burned in linkage of Coronavirus with 5G.....your so called developed country rioted because of it. So get your facts right.
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Actor Irfan Khan Is Dead. by sharpwriter(m): 9:33am On Apr 29, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:
Rest in peace Khan.

Let me cull out a part from my book;
"You cannot be Abraham and be your own Melchizedek, You cannot be Jacob and be your own Levi..."

A must Read For All!

ANTICIPATE, Coming Soon.
I understand Abraham and Melchizedek, but Jacob and Levi I understand not, cos Levi came from Jacob's loins, so explain.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua On The Mountain Praying For Coronavirus End (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 7:35pm On Apr 27, 2020
richAgnostic:
just heal the corona virus patients the way u heal people wey bone don break for 20years na shocked
thunder fire all these scammers. oyedepo, my daddy pastor chris and adeboye, including kumuyi and this useless guy Midex88
thunder fire all of una
Lol ..... you dey vex o.... who scam you? cheesy
Health › Re: Two COVID-19 Patients Die In Osun by sharpwriter(m): 7:14pm On Apr 26, 2020
wink2015:
It is not only coronavirus alone that kill them.

Some of them have varying or different health complications already.

Some could be chain smokers, debetis. etc

When coronavirus hit them things get much complicated.

The federal and state government should not get frightened and feel propelled to extend the lockdown.

I beg to ask how experienced is some of our medical professional that are handling this coronavirus cases.
So people in other Nigerian states like Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Delta etc. don't have health complications too abi?
Health › Re: Two COVID-19 Patients Die In Osun by sharpwriter(m): 7:13pm On Apr 26, 2020
wink2015:
It is not only coronavirus alone that kill them.

Some of them have varying or different health complications already.

Some could be chain smokers, debetis. etc

When coronavirus hit them things get much complicated.

The federal and state government should not get frightened and feel propelled to extend the lockdown.


So people in other Nigerian states like Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Delta etc. don't have health complications too abi?
I beg to ask how experienced is some of our medical professional that are handling this coronavirus cases.
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 8:58am On Apr 26, 2020
Shibaraba:
Count your losses. Get rid of that dog. Now. One nearly killed my friend's son. As in bite am for neck wan kill am. If no be say him papa na advance Weyrey, the son for die. And na only marking the dog Don do o. E never bark on am.

That night after treating the son we called a calabar man with a pestle. One and half hour later we were hosting a Thanksgiving party with beer and meat. Plenty friends were in attendance .
For neck keh? That na attribute of a wild animal ; they attack the neck, crushing the wind pipe and cause suffocation.

And I thought some said these foreign breeds can't be eaten, maybe cos of their constant vet treatment or so, this one wey you com use do pepper soup na wa cheesy
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 8:47am On Apr 26, 2020
authentic18:
This is what you get when you domesticate animals. My friends close pal got killed by her dog. The dog bit off her nose. That’s why I can’t keep pets except it’s a new born puppy that I’d train myself. Animals will always be animals and not humans.
Bit off her nose keh? In this naija? huh huh
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 3:25pm On Apr 25, 2020
Offpoint:
No worry about how she go take remove am, we go watch am for part 2 of the film.
Lol
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 3:23pm On Apr 25, 2020
Ishilove:
You tell me na. Nah you dey give me solution cheesy
The catch pole gives you control over it as long as you hold firmly to the stick from your own end. And no be you alone dey house. Once the thing dey him neck na to draw am as if you wan make am die by hanging. It will soon succumb and others fit help you wrestle am go ground. Same for the net, once e catch am, beat am to submission, but make sure the net cover am so tey e no fit run out o, it can also be made to sit and pulled to the ground. wink
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 10:21am On Apr 25, 2020
Ishilove:
We will have to tie him down before spanking him because I wasn't exaggerating when I said we can no longer spank him. When you try to, he turns on you.

Scratch that, I just remembered now that we can't even tie him again. The last time we tried he fought us tooth and nail.

The only thing he fears is broom grin
You can look for a catch pole (Has a noose end) to catch him or use trap nets like we see in movies, while you beat the hell outta him wink grin

But how you go remove am after deed is done ohuh cheesy
Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by sharpwriter(m): 10:05am On Apr 25, 2020
Ishilove:
That one go hard small, but we will show him who the boss is angry
Please brief us later on how the thing dey go... Mention me sef.
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sharpwriter(m): 9:38pm On Apr 24, 2020
Vulcan24:
that's terrible dear me!!! your landlord is the culprit and mostly it's life threatening

I once lived in a house that everything I discuss with my wife in our room, the landlord would somehow bring it up. I smell a rat but one close Alfa revealed wats up

I left the house not quite long but I show d landlord pepper
How did you show him pepper .. please teach us abeg.
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sharpwriter(m):
Auladimeji1:
The day I saw the leg of a masquerade
The masquerade dey run,he come over do am,na he,he come fall.cheesy
I saw the leg,I thought masquerade are spirit

From that dude, I started believing that Masquerades are human being like us in fact majorities are male
Lol....are you a learner? I was coming from campus around 2009, and I saw a masquerade dancing and jumping with NYSC CORPER BOOTS (that orange yellow one). grin grin
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sharpwriter(m): 8:09pm On Apr 24, 2020
nijabazaar:
They saw an aura surrounding you. You are potent even if you aren't aware

My grandpa was a Rosicrucian.

He does several mind over matter stuff. He was Pisces and I am a capricorn, I guess that's why we gel together most often than his other grandkids. I got exposed to a lot of esoteric stuff. I was young and intrigued. I never saw all that he taught me in a bad light. One would say I was made to see what the world thought of as weird or evil as an essential path of the cosmos. He was grooming me, I guess. But then Teenage angst set in, my hormones changed. I lost interest in all those stuff. I can still see his disappointment in my mind. He had long moved on to the other side.
But men, can he do things!!!
Imagine an ant stopping in its tracks once you command it.


Imagine water boiling suddenly on it's own accord.
That's my grandfather
In short, your grand-father was Merlin grin grin
Crime › Re: Nene Steve & Joy Aboel: Housemaid Tortured To Death, Hanged To Fake Suicide by sharpwriter(m): 12:31pm On Apr 24, 2020
Dpharisee:
I had serious issues with my wife because of our maid, she even accused me of sleeping with her, beat the maid and inflicted bodily harm, I gave her a dirty slap for mistreating the girl which shocked her and she reported me to relations. I called her family that I was going to end the marriage, I had to be a man of the house for once, I gave her too much hand to run things prior to that time and that's the situation of the husband here which has landed him in big trouble as an accomplice.

I told them that in my house as a rule everyone must be treated equally, the maid must eat what my kids eat, be clothed the way my kids are clothed such that when we go out no one should notice the difference.
She couldn't take it and fired her, I made sure she got all that was due to her and paid her more money with advice on how to be a good woman.

After that she wanted to employ another one but I put a stop to it, if you can't treat them well no need to engage them, she lamented about work in the house but I have maintained my stand until I am fully convinced that she has changed 360 degrees
You are a Man!
Education › Re: No BVN, No Payment Of Withheld Salary - FG Replies ASUU by sharpwriter(m): 11:14am On Apr 23, 2020
YorubaKinging:
The end is near
Things will never been the same
We are now at the level when each presidents of a nation will have to decide whether to join the new United Nations.

One rule, one order , one security for all nations

Get ready, don't argue, just wait and see before you start shouting

Always watch out for Emmanuel Macron
But why am I always seeing this Macron in controversial issues?

Many people haven't spoken well about him, why?
Health › Re: COVID-19: UN Warns Of Global Famines Of 'Biblical Proportions', Nigeria Included by sharpwriter(m): 8:06pm On Apr 22, 2020
Goalnaldo:
During the biblical famine there was an Elisha. God please raise me. I want to be another Elisha in my time.
Lol.... Who has known the mind of the Lord, or who has been his counsel that he should instruct him ?
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Policeman Prays Before Arresting Pastor Who Defied Lockdown by sharpwriter(m): 5:37pm On Apr 22, 2020
soilsista:
I don't know. I got it from a friend.
Ok ... thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Policeman Prays Before Arresting Pastor Who Defied Lockdown by sharpwriter(m): 5:18pm On Apr 22, 2020
soilsista:
Hey! Thanks. Yes, I am from SA.
That's cool... who wrote it?
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Policeman Prays Before Arresting Pastor Who Defied Lockdown by sharpwriter(m): 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2020
soilsista:
It has! I'm good monna, re tlareng mara? I'm just over this lockdown shem. I can't wait for things to go back to "normal"

How are you?
Hey! I love the Africa Map Poem on your dp? You from South-Africa?
Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill 105 Boko Haram/ISWAP Terrorists In Buni Gari, Yobe State (Graphic) by sharpwriter(m): 8:19am On Apr 20, 2020
HisSexcellency:
I don't understand the attached pictures, why am i seeing corpse with slit throat and machete wounds is that the new weapon used by the Nigerian Army nowadays huh
I wonder o
Christianity Etc › Re: Pator Adeboye: Pray Against Flood And Fire Incidents, A Big One Is Coming by sharpwriter(m): 5:29pm On Apr 19, 2020
StarUp:
wink
Wetin dey wink you o?
Politics › Re: Photos: The Grave Of Abba Kyari At Gudu Cemetery by sharpwriter(m): 8:46pm On Apr 18, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Am afraid that we going to die like this and be buried cry
Welcome to reality wink
Family › Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? Share Your Story, You Might Heal by sharpwriter(m): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2020
Galactico4ever:
The next day i came with his dad and the mumu have been beaten to pulp. Let me cut this short;HIS STORY: The idiot actually spent the money on his girlfriend's matriculation(whom i have never heard of by the way) who studies at Uniben and also bought a new phone. Well,because of his dad and our friendship,i took the new phone,begged them to release him and forget the case. His dad had to bail him out though. He Stopped being my friend or roommate that day.
Na wa o... people bad gan o ... he probably thought he would get away with it by you letting it go after minor troubles ... madness dey worry am.

Thanks for the complete story.
Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Students In Canada Wanted For $2 Million Dollar Romance Scam by sharpwriter(m): 4:03pm On Apr 17, 2020
dasparrow:
So what is her hateful black behind doing on a Nigerian forum? All these black American crackheads infiltrating this forum will soon be shown the door. Just imagine?!
Don't mind her.
Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Students In Canada Wanted For $2 Million Dollar Romance Scam by sharpwriter(m):
khiaa:
I don't bash Africans I just tell Nigerians the truth about themselves.
I see, you tell Nigerians about themselves, but you weren't prudent enough to research and know that Nigeria is not among the first five countries that top scamming list.

Who made you a judge over Nigerians? How many truths have you told yourself about yourself?

So it's good you mind your business and maintain the public decorum here or get off this Nigerian forum site. After all, there are other forums like reddit and quora where you won't see much of Nigerian offences that constantly set your ass on fire.
Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Students In Canada Wanted For $2 Million Dollar Romance Scam by sharpwriter(m): 12:42pm On Apr 17, 2020
Gyong:
Lazy? Nah!!!! Fool. Nija peeps are the most intelligent and hard working peeps you all ever meet. If few bad eggs chose to do shit don't generalize. By the way if we are a bad nation, what are you doing on our national platform? Bleep off gay.
She's a black american... She has a penchant for bashing Nigerians and fellow Africans on this forum. She's a very stupid girl.
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman's Dramatic Weight Loss: Fans Worried by sharpwriter(m): 3:18pm On Apr 16, 2020
YoungAncient1:
No Nigerian actor will ever do this. Imagine tell in Pete Edochie to shave his beards for a movie role
It's not that some don't wanna do it, but you know a good movie needs good capital from the producer.

I heard sometime ago that Pete Edochie was asked to cut off his hair and appear bald for a movie role... he asked for N500,000 before he could accept to do that. But you know nah, seems it was to costly for the producer, and he quit. cheesy
Phones › Re: A Nigerian Man Rejects 5G Phone Worth N370K by sharpwriter(m): 8:23am On Apr 16, 2020
mastermaestro:
If CHRIST tarries, there will be 7G, 8G, 9G, 10G. Get used to it. Be informed that the church (those who are saved) will not be around anymore when the true Antichrist actually comes and takes over the whole world with their 666 mark.
People should get over this 5G alarm of ignorance.
Who tells you the church won't be around? grin

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