₦airaland Forum

krozay:
After the match ended the commentator said"super eagles 2 Nigeria 1 "

Hahaha hahaha lol..... Really? That must be courtesy of ogogoro that brings confusion. I can't believe this. Thank God say I no watch am

DarkJeddi:
Don't mind the Dunce,he doesn't know jack about what he is talking about..

He can't even spell BEACHAM AMPICLOX..

Scabies is a parasite and you can't treat it with Antibiotics..

Ivermectin,Sulphur Ointments and Benzoyl are used for scabies.

You also missed it... It's Beecham not Beacham

hamosun:
Get 100% warranty on any UK used laptop you buy from us

How much be mini laptop... Dual core 64 bits 2gb ram with Intel and celeron and Webcam

okrikaboi:
No woman can rape me one slap from me will dry up your cunny. I remember I was 12 at the time and very jovial though I knew what sex was but never tried it. Evelyn a chorister in our church then and also my mom's favorite since no female child mom gets too attached to "good girls". One fateful day that I was alone She came with her friend I didn't even know them truth be told these girls them fine die I know Evelyn was 16 at the time sha. We started playing truth or dare the most stupid game on Earth anywhere I dey that game start I dey run. Evelyn dared her friend to give me BJ me I have been watching porn since I was 5 so I knew a lot. The girl started smiling and looking at me seductively reaching for my crotch. See I won't lie my penis was getting hard but I never wanted it so I told her. That is when the devil in Evelyn came out she rushed at me by the time the two were done I got sick for a whole month the thing pain me die. I couldn't tell my parents or anyone. I planned revenge for years and I finally had the last laugh.

Tell us about the last laugh

ademidedavid:
If we all stand against any uniform personal maltreating a civilian and fight against such person and not just standing, starring and videoing, every other uniformed person will learn and never go outside the circle.......

This is the solution.

ola33t:









After years of wobbly career as an amateur IG comedian, he decided to use all the money he had saved over the years to enroll in a London film school.

Now, he would still eventually come back as an upcoming comedian to lobby for appearance in one of Akpororo's comedy show or end up as a town crier in one of Odunlade's movies.

Lol.... Why una get bad mouth like this?

Pavillon:


gbogbo yi ti ya were ooo
how perswon go fan king from part 1-3,

Lol.

Abi you no see am broz.

As much as the toxicity could be in here, Nairaland is still a place to be. Comic relief is always available.... Funny folks

Jewessgratitude:
Oh...I see.��. Tot as much though and those kids are lovely but still I can't stand a fair man�

Why? You dey fear say dem go snatch am from you or that hin go dey womanize?

Guest007:
This rubbish hit FP... Smh

My sweet Dimples

goodnewscliff:
If snake enter now,, na lala go still repost the matter for nland again

Hahaha..... Na true o... I love nairalanders imaginative expansion which can be misconstrued for bad belle...

It won't be funny seeing a green mamba within those field design.. Lol

ajl:
Eh! See this one. Yoruba movies existed before anyone even dreamt of Nollywood. How old are you. I watched a Yoruba movies twice at cinema houses in the early 80s. An Ogunde movie at the National Theater and Adelove movie (with Papiluwe as main character) at the Glover Memorial Hall on Lagos Island. It used to be on a road off-Marina Street back in the days. Those were original Yoruba movies with great storylines with great quality than what we have now. Do you even know Ogunde, Adelove? Or is it Feyikogbon series we used to watch every Sunday.

There was also a very popular cinema house on Broad Street back then, not far from Shell building. I think it was called Sheila Cinema. I remember watching a Chinese movie there with an uncle.

Point is there used to be a Cinema culture back in the days especially in Lagos and Yoruba movies were part of the attractions. Those movie houses simply disappeared one after another.

Yeepa.... E ku Agba sir... You be old man o... Lol

maiahsaiah:
Lol... Not all dogs o. Some are not loyal, some are forgetful, and some will eat your newborn baby without batting an eyelid. After my experience, I don't trust dogs. Still like them tho, but I prefer humans.

Tell us your experience baby... We would like to see it for learning and reference.... Wetin happen between you and ya dog?

Dickson44:
If only he can see that creating man was a great mistake. He should have stayed with his angels and do whatever they have been doing before and not this disaster he created called man.

Lol.... But there was one man that proved that the human project wasn't a disaster after all... That man is Jesus Christ. He became a perfect being before God. And since Jesus overcame the devil... We have been privileged to transform into Jesus's likeness in the resurrection. This is the gospel itself and the Faith.

Emyogalanya:
From a lay mans view Seems god just reShuffle his cabinet. And made man a minister of Earth affairs to manage all the resources on Earth. And Satan felt it was his right to be appointed so he did not want to remain as music minister. And even a junior minister of state for Earth Satan no get. So he decided to form a parallel government. Registered his party and Convince some angels to defect and Lead a revolution against god. And lo god sent out his dss led by michael to arrest and chain Satan in Kirikiri. And behold it came to pass that after all this things that god so loved the world that he sent his only son to die for the world. I hope i've summarise for all

Lol... Good concept and summary... I love nairaland

ibinaboonline:
I say, there are levels of mysteries that's best left alone instead of talking crap about hallowed subjects we know very little about. According to the Bible, we still know in part. This means there's still a whole other part we don't know too well. The Bible did say that the secret things belongs to God. So, as much as we are made to know in the Bible that satan was already evil who misguided man in Eden, it is still possible that the prospect of the creation of man irked satan so much that he rebelled even before the human project was started. That's why I think we must consciously resist the temptation to forget we're yet not with every information. What God, however, have revealed to us in His word is more than sufficient for our journey in this life. God bless.

Best comment! More wisdom to you in Jesus name

Wiseandtrue:
She use to be modest all of a sudden she goes gaga

Sure... She suddenly joined bad gang

Datazone:
You and your husband are from Edo State. So, post without bias. The most stupid goal ever missed by a Nigerian striker was from yakubu, followed closely by Ighalo, another Benin boy

Hmmmn... Why do I think Oshimen's worse miss is still coming?

Datazone:
You and your husband are from Edo State. So, post without bias. The most stupid goal ever missed by a Nigerian striker was from yakubu, followed closely by Ighalo, another Benin boy

Hmmmn... Why do I think Oshimen's worse miss is still coming?

Drsmith01:
he was trying to explain laws of motion and then he discovered a new law.
Meanwhile my POP is tomorrow wish the boy well

Hahaha... New law of common sense

raphy:
hi all,
am a footballer base in lagos am traning wit a young club @national stadium surulere
lagos called young stars f.c,my club dont v sponsor but i still train hard trice a week.
i love football so much that i cant take my mind away from it so am looking forward to
turn professionl one day by GOD grace .i dont v dad to sponsor me my mom dont want me to play but i have what it takes to be d next osaze or obagol.am looking for a way to turn pro can any body help me with an agent please?

Hi Raphael... I could see that you are still active here on Nairaland. This old thread must have brought memories... Did you now make it to Europe as footballer or you changed career.. How have you been?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Can't judge them cos I did same during my time.

Boys is the next best thing after agege bread and God off course

Chai... You mean you allow guyz press that your big Bobby for secondary school

FarahAideed:
I am not a billionaire but I will be pretty soon sir .
But I am one of few people who writes cheques to some Banks .. Have you ever written PAY FIRST BANK PLC the sum of ......................

Bros... I believe you like the thief at the right hand side of Jesus.. Please remember me in your Kingdom.

Juliearth:
My sister, it wasn't well then o. Some people thought I fell under the anointing, pastor come dey ginger on top my matter.

I'm a brother, not sister.....

For pastor mind now, he get anointing... Fake ginger

Vaabra01:
Please what's d meaning of MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fvck



MILF
/mɪlf/
noun
a sexually attractive older woman, typically one who has children.

na2016:
How much is paid well? Which lecturer works in 2 unis as full time? Will u keep silent?

Lecturer spotted... Lol

Geminita1:
Do you mean alomo bitters? whats wrong with it?

Seems he meant the action on liver cos of the high alcohol content and blended mixture we have little knowledge about... And its consumption is high among some guys for enhancement

sesaan:
Instead if him to use his real name on all his social media handles, you will see them putting up names like Mr. Ade freshmoney or billionaire guy.. that's how destiny will just pass some people by.. wish he finds his certificate

Oga nla baba Jay.. Lol

Balaking:
5000k for fresh dark skin like Idris Elba possible?

Lol... You these nairalanders are funny... So Idris Elba is your skin role model don't you wanna have skin like Davido or Uti Nwachukwu

Hoodbilonia:
Make i no go rub acid for face o
Baking soda..hmmmmm

Lol... Bros... Go use cocoa butter jeje and get "pure white gold soap" if you care much about soap... And be careful about that baking soda o... Lol

Blackicegold:
Guy man if you don’t know what to say shaybe you would keep quiet

Sharrap! I know exactly what I'm saying coz my deductions were from the words of the person I quoted. If what he said was what happened, then I'm right.

Juliearth:
My 6 inch heels failed me and I fell.

Hmmmn... It's well!

deavicky:
not even the pastor took it. I also ask myself the same question, if none of them will take it, why bringing it.

Dem no well.... So they all live in condemnation and perhaps perpetual sin... Clownish!