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Dagger111:
With all the stories, no matter how wrongly ur barber cut your hair, skin is the only solution.

True yarn... Lol

fratermathy:
That's the problem. Reputable companies shouldn't randomize promos. Besides, when they called me, they mentioned my name and knew my bouquet.

Maybe you should open another thread and call to petition them on Twitter with agencies that can penalize them.... We need massive cooperation to bring their insanity to light.

mikezuruki:
She chose to fail instead. knowing that the randy man won't be the one handling the course the following year

Na wa o..... Wickedness everywhere

mikezuruki:
Fishy.

The girl in question sef no go know book. All the medias? LOL

I don't in any way support lecturers o, but many girls that claim to have been harassed one way or the other either no sabi book or dress in a certain way that invite these men. Or get unnecessarily close to them and expect chit-chat only.

But for some lecturers, them be dogs. Period.

This reminds me during my undergraduate days, in my 2nd year. Principles of Marketing. The finest girls made the As. The finers ones made the Bs. Cs for sorts. Ds, Es and Fs were the merited grades.

Or na accounting, this goat named Akanni wanted to sleep with a lady with three kids. Married. She informed the goat yet he insisted.

Mehn! Management Sciences, Uniport, I hail una

How did the married lady now escaped him?

Lamanii22:
O ga ooo... I don't fucking care if he is a soldier.... May evil not befall us... He is angry they killed his dog? Abi he is mad nii... He must face the law.. And I will kill the whole dogs... Shey he is mad I will show him I'm craaaay... Boko haram they can't face, they would be terrorizing mere citizens... We are talking about a child's life here...

May God deliver us from evil and Wickedness.... Wickedness is multiplying

BitmapStudios:

Why are you angry? Why are you taking everything so seriously?
Do you need some hugs?

Lol ... yes i need hugs .... not from you. But help me bring a sweet yellow pawpaw gal

Lamanii22:
Oh dear!!! I hope the lil boy survives it... As in I can't even imagine my baby boy being bitten by a crazy dog, a baby I carried for 9 good months... Wait are they the owner of the dog? Or a neighbour's dog? Like I don't even know how my reaction would be... P.S I don't have a baby yet oo... Ara lo ta mi....

Hmmmn .... one person sais the boy didn't make it, but we don't know the truth about that yet.

Neighbor's dog ... You know na inside Barracks. It was said it was owned by one of the soldiers and that wasn't the only fierce dog he owned. His dogs had been harassing people, mostly children according to info sha. Yet, he was non-challant.

It was even said that he was very angry that his dog was killed after the damage; imagine that.

It will be better if the child belongs to a soldier too, especially with higher rank. Or even not, he should face court martial and get prosecuted.

Gerrard59:
So painful. I can imagine how the family will be feeling. His elder brother will be highly cynophobic (just like I'm) and rightly so.

Very painful .... one person even said the child has passed on, but I don't know if that is true. Funny still the stupid soldier who owned the dog was angry his dog was killed.

You are right about the cyophobia...the elder brother being a child too will live with the trauma for a long time.

Jh0wsef:
Do you believe everything online? If something is white and the blogger says black. You would go for black? That's a Rottweiler not a pitbull, bros..

I understand you. Perhaps you commented based on how you feel the truth should be after reading. But I was talking about what was written in the article which everybody read as pitbull not Rottweiler.

It's ok sha ... jut protect yasef from those breeds ... dem no get chill o

Lamanii22:
Omg!! Where in the hell were his parents... Oh dear!!!

From the news I saw on Facebook... The boy and his four year old elder brother were playing outside. The pit bull had already wandered out of its cage and coming towards the children. The eldest was fast enough to flee on sighting the dog while the younger was too late to take flight. The dog pounced on him, drew him like 30 meters away and began to maul him. A woman on a balcony saw this and raised alarm.

While people threw stones at the dog, it didn't yield until a man slashed it with a cutlass... It didn't leave the boy's head either until the man struck the dog on the face and it fell down dead... But it had caused enough damage already.

A commenter there said pit bulls don't yield after biting in an attack... It's either it kills the prey or ends up being killed.

Jh0wsef:
I know it would definitely be a Rottweiler!
These breeds hate anything from baby to even baby toys!

why are we like this nah? Was Rottweiler included in the article? Please open your eyes and read o

BitmapStudios:
Are trying to say "bridesmaid"? Or what is Bride'smaid? Try not to be confused.

Sharrap and take to correction.... Simply read before you comment... Mr. Oversabi

BitmapStudios:
Why would the husband move out of the way for her to fall freely without even trying to save her? Inside life.

Oga, read and understand... A Bride'smaid is different from the Bride. Even, it wasn't written that the man she was dancing with was the groom .

OlawaleBammie:
pls i need more of ur gist abt this, it wil b helpful.

Which gist you wan hear about o?

adecz:
He looks like a wild animal!!!

like a cave man of the paleolithic age

AryaSand:
Yeye people dem. Fasting IN MODERATION is good Health-wise BUT if anyone thinks they need to Fast/Starve before God can answer their Prayers, it is BIG LIE!
How can a human stay 40days without drinking water?

Lol... The problem is that the church is ignorant about many things, especially the congregation. While in school I was in a prayer unit and as naive obedient Christian I usually thought all those long fastings by church leaders were dry. Not until I was told on a prayer mount by someone that by the third day, the prophets do introduce the use of drinking warm water to keep them going lest their body system change to sick mode. I now imagined the lots of ignorant sheep in the church who see lots of faith champions as superhumans that fasts for 21 days without drinking water, ignorantly thinking they pulled through without water.. Lol

I remember one of our fellowship prayer leaders in school then who fasted for 7 days without food and water.... He was ministering on the pulpit when he collapsed on the 7th day.... And people initially thought it was an attack... Lol... Until it was discovered that he was on dry fasting... Dem talk heavy sense into his head that day

My mum told me that an usher in her church parish revealed to her that she caught her pastor in an inner chamber eating food with thick bournvita and milk when all the church workers were having fasting and prayer. This pastor was supposed to be fasting with them o because he was the one who threw them into the fasting but behind daddy pastor was servicing his belly with rich thick beverage while an obedient worker will be observing fast fearfully and starving during the retreat.

While it's good to fast... Wisdom is profitable to direct. And we must know the essence of we fasting at any time we choose having the consciousness that God won't lay the burden of fasting on anyone more than what each can carry and endure.

And anyone who doesn't have the power to fast or fast long should pray and enter his house jeje and be at peace. And Christians should not be intimidated by any fire spitting preacher to do things that are not convenient because even though there's the church, yet our race and faith is individualistic.


Know your limits and don't let G. O.'s order kill you coz you never know when your leaders dem, help themselves out when they are weak to carry on

Aleora:
We know you love her but come to think of it what if you get to Abuja and she disappoints you,what will you do?one thing in life that is constant is CHANGE.i once had a friend that got an offer to serve at national assembly in Abuja but declined saying her guy will do this and that ,and the guy kept pressuring her to redeploy back to lagos,to cut the long story short ,she couldn't redeploy instead she ghosted and was home in Lagos nothing doing didn't take up to 3 months before the guy dumped her sorry ass..so please think well before taking any decision..humans can be funny that's why to understand human more I tend to watch more of nat geo wild..

How does nat geo wild makes you understand human behavior... I'm interested please.

madenigga:
This kind footballer is very scary

If this kind person is coming for the ball you would leave the ball and run

Hahaha... You no lie bro... It'll be like a gorilla coming to attack you... Lol

Nwaohafia1:
59 years of foolishness.

May that type of thunder that struck 36 cows in Ekiti strike anyone who will send me "Happy Independence"

It happened in Ondo state, not Ekiti

Ezeromeoil01:
Good day and do you still need PKO

Nope!

Oma307:
he should be thanking his god that they didn't use him for ritual

Hmmm..... You never know whether his semen was gotten and taken away for rituals... I have read on this same nairaland many years ago how some females do waylay men and kidnap them in this same Zimbabwe and also force the kidnapped men to swallow sex enhancing drugs for d!ck rising.... Afterwards the ladies rape them and get their semen leaving the men exhausted and half dead.

haaryobhami:
gani adams bastard collect my uncle then gf from him .
he just waste that fine aunty

Where the fine Aunty dey now?

Foolish s*x freaks... For this season wey job dey scarce.

A country's military with no honor...

RIP ma'am.

moscobabs:
It was in 2012 when a colleague Invited everyone to his wedding in that same Ekiti, company provided a bus and those that interested enter the boss on that fateful Friday evening, there was a pregnant lady who has been praying for the fruit of the womb for almost seven year but God decided to answer her that year and she followed the bus after several warning from her husband and a friend.

We all know how Ekiti road look like (Bad and Zigzag) then that was break failure like this the vehicle submersulted , the pregnant lady who didn't use a belt flied out of the vehicle via back glass and roll down to the pit.

That's how we lost her. The wedding didn't go well, the organisation was put in sorrow, her family in sorrow.

The groom who happened to be the staff resigned as a result of the incident.

What a tragedy.... Ki Oluwa saanu wa o

seangy4konji:
yes bro...active..that kalabora people have moved from mokola side..right now don't know where they are..you know its been years...but option deh.

Oh, thank you for answering... please, let me know the options in full details sir.

iyatrustee:
More than 10yrs ago, i honestly can't remember the name!
Can't remember the test but i know i also went thru a scan machine and he found i had produced no eggs at all.


Wrong, every month just before menstruation, the walls of the uterus(womb) thickens in preparation for fertilising an embryo. If no egg is fertilized and no pregnancy occurs, the thickened walls breakdown and comes out in the form of menstrual blood. I must say that it is what becomes the placenta if conception takes place.

Oh, thanks for the explanation... And thanks for answering too on a very old thread. This is how nairaland should be for help and I can see that you belong to the old generation of nairalanders.

Some are snubs who are too lazy to answer others ...

I will research more about this though ...

Thanks.

iyatrustee:
My doc said i had hormonal imbalance. he had to give me some injections which helped my egg to develop. yes i have a 1.6mth old baby.

Ma'am, what test did you do? I mean how did they find out that you weren't producing egg at that time even though you were menstruating?

And then, I thought it's an unfertilized released egg that turns to blood, thereby coming out as menstruation.... Or am I wrong?

seangy4konji:
You never drink Kalabora...

If you live in Ibadan then Holla me...

Your GF will want to know the guy who introduced you..Not for anything but to hang out with me weekends when i go refurbishing my crankshafts,tie rods,pistons and sleeves and rebore my engine block to standard...

No dulling.

If you live in IBADAN,PM Is ur friend..i will give you directions...

Hey Bros! Answer me na... Haba,
.. I believe you're still active here...

How can I speak with you sir?

NASTYNASOSO:
Ahhh bros no vex been out of the country since been a while lemme see how I can do some arrangee for you.
But basically all those stuffs full Kano like no man biz ooo

Ok Bros... But please help me with the arangee fast fast o.. I really need am.. Help me please.

Also, how can I contact you to remind you?

I'll be waiting for ya reply.

Thank you sir

umuna:
No vex sire! I send you a msg now. WhatsApp 08090610026

Ok... Thanks.

umuna:
we can send them to you and to any part of the world

Cool ... I will need a trial sample ... Meanwhile can you PM me or how I go reach una for Whatsapp... I dey serious... I wan ask some questions...

Meanwhile, why you dey laf on top my comment