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Raydos:
My sister, that your Father's house you don't want to snap pictures with, on your traditional wedding, we will all come and see

Hahaha... Lol

uncle005:
O boy nobody should blame the guy, i cancel my one week trip spent two days i couldn't cope, my colleague were laughing at me, but they didn't believe when i came back and was admitted in the hospital for three days.

Hahaha hahaha... 3 days hospital bed rest? .. See as I dey laf here... Which country was that?

GrabHisBalls:
They followed her from work to her street. On the entrance to the street, they have a toll-gate. The security guards on sighting her car just opened the gate, not knowing the car that was following her was that of kidnappers. They were two armed guys. She's noticed that the car had been on her for a while so her guards was up. Down the street, they had a T-junction of which she was to turn to her right. Now, before she could make the turn, they blocked her. She immediately used her back and was driving towards the gate she left 'cause the road was kind of narrow and it took them(kidnappers time to revise their car). On the process, the car entered into a ditch. By then, the guys were approaching her. She kept trying to get it out while the guys foolishly began shooting at her from a distance which alerted the security guards. She had no other choice than to leave the car on with the beam flashing at them while she took off to towards the guards. They exchanged gun shots until the security guards ran out of bullets, at that point, they had to escape leaving their duty post while the kidnappers escaped too 'cause the whole street and neighboring streets were alert. After the incident, the woman's car looked like a car that was used to shoot and action movie. I am not exaggerating.

Na wa o.... That was brave of her

GrabHisBalls:
LOL. There was a foiled kidnap attempt in my area last month. The target was a woman. Kidnappers didn't know she's watched the movie 'fast and furious'. You needed to see what she did to them in a mini estate.

Abegi tell us wetin she did to them even if it's summary... Stop making us salivating for what you didn't make available. It's not good.

gypsey:
Oh! hi, He has started recovering slowly, suddenly.

Wow! That's good to hear. More good health wishes to him!

gypsey:
Absolutely! why is he tied to a hospital bed? I think the Hospital was in on the murder.



Russians hate black people like Hell. their own racism is extraordinary.

Hey Bros, how is that man's health?

thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?

Hahaha hahaha... See as I scream with laughter at your comment... Nairaland is the best social media platform to be... Lol..

Won ti get Oko arabinrin yen.... Different madness everywhere

safarigirl:
why doesn't it add up?

You think investigation is free? Why should they waste tax payers money on someone that killed himself? Do you think people don't hsve demons inside them that push them to commit suicide?

Only if the person you are talking to believed in demons ... many of them don't ... I really loved the seasonal horror movie supernatural. As fictitious as the episodes inside look, they are real, hard and raw facts that happen to humans.

How are you jor?

SpaceTour:
Even some paid women that went to congratulate okoroawusa got stuck in one of the many bad roads in Owerri

This actually made me quake inside... How people dey pass through roads like this when they are not animals? This terrible for naija o

mamatwiny:
The poster lied. My ex own increased in his 30's. .He suspects its some muscle building protein shakes he took cos that was when he noticed it

What's the name of the protein shakes

happney65:
Why that leaf wey dey on it?

Romantic leaf

Olawrites:
Na woman matter u carry for head like this..i dey run from em sef they're much on my neck.. Make u try hardened up bro no girl is worth it.

Trust me girls matter isn't all about money

A yahoo friend of mine bought iphone worth 250k,freezer and other stuff to 1million, yet bae dumped him for a poor dude.. Lol

Lol... Really? Tell me more

themanderon:
Your idea can only work in an ideal society not this jungle we live in run by Lunatics.
What you must understand is that there are bad people in this world who thrive only on evil. How can you reason with such people? Its obvious these demons in power are only interested in one thing that is suppressing the people so they can fulfill their evil desires.

Lol... No mind am... You really captioned our situation... We're being governed by lunatics. The guy tink say achieving good country na like drinking garri and sugar

dojumav:
I have been waiting for this thread.. na my elder sis o she bought one 2013.. though expensive then ..toks. . If u see how rough she drives ehn. . she over takes at any slightest opportunity.. dre was even a day she took one lane cause of traffic.. and nobody could stop her because of the small size.. at last the husband had to sell the car without her knowledge.. seriously the car get one kind spirit for rough driving. .. ac is cool though

Lol... What was her reaction when she learned the car had been sold?

Mutemenot:
This woman looks troublesome, I wonder what would torment a man to have erection or urge to touch her...

What would torment a man to that extent? EVIL SPIRIT!

CreativeJerry:
God we can't with stand this any more in this nation call Nigeria. Please help!

How? If I call for prayer, will you support?

Aunty British Commissioner, please tell the UK to come and undo what they did In the Niger Area ooo

purples25:
I don't know what is so funny about a woman or man dressing in what they have, doing what they can do. People will not let you rest, they will really laugh at you and mock you for wearing the few clothes that your honest money can afford, or doing whatever honest job you can do - once its not a high class thing. They are so troublesome.

I lost my ATM card and went to the bank to collect 5k. The staff working there chuckled to each other while looking at my withdrawal slip , reffering to each other under their breath " five thousand " as if it is a crime. They looked at my slip as if it was a joke. It is now a crime, people should come and be withdrawing fifty now, as dem dey work for bank, five k is not money.

Thieves is what this country wants. Yes. Why else will you see young people who are meant to struggle naturally for their keep and society will be laughing at them until they make it in an abnormal and dubious way. People don't work to the top again they should just magically become rich at seventeen or eighteen wearing latest clothes and shoes derived from nowhere.

Nonsense.

Don't be angry sweetheart..... Just do your best and pray

Deathisfree:
Bec they are illiterate. They believe the house still belongs to them after renting house.

Na wa o... They're very mad o... And evil too if not they won't be talking about another person's property and peeping. Make person dey careful o

olaniyiYAH:
The same thing happened to me here , when I'm packing in my landlady gave me 3 keys instead of 4, whenever anytime I'm not at home I noticed someone is enter my apartment scattered things ( in self contained) I changed the key since then she did not talk to me again

Really? But why are they doing that?

hahn:
You don't have a job but paid 630k for rent?

Lol... Just read this and was appalled... The guy dey mad.

Deathisfree:
I Live in an apartment, just me and my landlord . I noticed strange things when I travel,I don’t meet things the way I left them when I’m back

It’s a modern door so padlocks can’t be used ,no intruder can come in because it’s well fenced and gated.
I’m 100% sure he has my spare keys,I can’t be saying how I found out he has my keys cox he might be reading this as well.

Please what do I do. I feel my privacy is being tampered it.

Have you watched "The Resident " (2011)... You may learn a thing or two from there.

Rolly22:
I wish it were your Sibling that he shot Dead.

You are an animal ! If yu dont understand sentences, go back to secondary school and learn comprehension. After, you can come back and tell me if "Things are happening" is an offensive statement

Yu are the one that will be shot dead .... brain dead failure, olodo

Rolly22:
I wish it were your Sibling that he shot Dead.

You are very stup!d... Why is it that many of you here are foolish and lack comprehension.

What have I said that warrants this... Look if I swear for you, negative energy will be following you throughout this week.

I said things are happening, and so?

You this animal.

Hmmmn... Things are happening!

Moses247:
baba those ur recommendation tite oo... I just said I should try it and it works like wow......that supplement works.

For how long did you use the supplement (reload) before yu start seeing changes?

[quote author=FuccaFuka post=80535467][/quote]This cartoon dey crack me up anytime like palm kernel

NwaAmaikpe:




Lucky kid.
This means automatic employment for her into the Nigerian Police force when she is grown.

Hmmmn...yu don start yur madness again

Lolz... i hope this is not another bluffing from my elders ... weaklings and cowards

Zane2point4:
We dont have a president, we haven't had it so low like this before, no emergency press conference, even if Heavens fall u wont see him,who knows he might not even know whats happening, i only blame people that voted mediocrity into power again.

Hahaha..lol @ if heaven falls u won't see him


Our president is simply playing Nero 's character...

This isn't mediocrity, this is something else. It's insanity

Nyamiri:
Edited

Actually, some of those being killed are fulanis. The President's Fulani in law was kidnapped and what did the President do? Nothing.

He spent like 2 months there before being released.

We have another Nero on our hands!

LoveJesus87:
Wow.

And the bible says not to abuse our leaders...but which other tin person wan talk for this matter now?
Abeg who vote this buhari man in again ? Even his home state is not left out. I doubt if he knows what is going around him sef talkless of the country.
It was clear he was suffering from dementia. And still some southerners still went ahead and voted for him pointing out his so called anti corruption campaign. It is Only God that would judge. And what more freightening is that things may continued to get worse before 2023 because our next hope is until 2023.

The people that voted this man in should come out and defend their actions

Before, I know Buhari is wicked and he's a terrorist sponsor. I believe he supports herdsmen and their killings.. But on a second note, I'm having another thoughts. If Buhari isn't dancing to the tunes of some cabals, with news like this, killings happening in his own state and kidnappings alike.... I'm thinking we have another Nero on our hands. It's like he's playing the Nero. Like he's deliberating watching the nation burn, like Nigeria offended him a long time ago and he's on a revenge mission. May be he's already possessed and killings and news of evil are movies to him. Just thinking.