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Kurtis02:
Wanted to pass the Communion tray filled with bread to the next person, the tray slipped and all the bread fell yakaya .

The noise from the tray made everyone look back.

The Shame ehhn ,I didn't border taking wine sef.

Chai.... Sorry

deavicky:
I was invited to Jehovah witness i didn't know the routine, so it was time for communion. i was seated at the first seat on the first row, so when they brought the communion the man stood at my front for some good number of seconds so i thought i was supposed to take it so he can go to the next person. I had to take the bread. i became the only one in the church of over 1000 person's to take the communion. When i realized i was the only one who took it. to make matter worse, when they brought the wine i refuse to collect it. every eyes was on me i felt like melting.

Lol... Then why did they bring or prepare it? Seems all of them felt unworthy, therefore they rejected it. Did their elders and leaders not take it too?

Miniso:
When i got a heavy knock from a mentally ill lady insyd the church. I waz shocked, i was like what the heck just happened...but am waiting for dat to occur again if i don't strangle the bitch to death insyd church dis time make i mad too.

Hahaha... Don't strangle her... Cast out the spirit of madness outta her in Jesus name

bukatyne:
What is embarrassing in it?

Abi o... I'd wanted to ask him... He was simply crowd shy.

lilfreezy:
My most embarrassing moment happened at the Archangels parish satellite town Lagos. I attended evening mass with my Lil nephew and during communion, I was looking for the Lil man. But behold the 8 year old monster was bouncing from the alter after receiving holy communion(the copycat did the communion ritual well so they gave him). Everyone was just looking at me judgmentally, I was embarrassed but the Lil monster was laughing. The then parish priest Rev fr csllistus nwachukwu had a long talk with me after the mass. But the boy chop beating as we dey go house.

Lol.... It's simple... The young boy get liver pass you

Mandesz:
I remembered the day I was in a redeemed church of God. we wanted to sing the church anthem. lo n behold, we av to hold our hands with the person beside us. the person beside me was a girl. I was a husler, my hands were as tick as a rock. when I hold her hand she felt a scratch on her hand and was complaining bitterly. that day I' ll never 4get

Why you sef dey squeeze her hand like orange? You wan spoil the poor girl's delicate palm ba?

webshopNG:
Right in front if the entire congregation

I was asked what I do.

I said i do business online, then i got this mixed reaction from the audience.

I thought they judged me that day, but then, problem tiwon niyen

Lol... You should have simply said graphic designer... It's more defined than mine when I say writer. I've heard a lecturer asked me, "writing what"? Meanwhile we are not responsible for their lack of education!

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

Lol... I hope your head no pour blood?

lanetrips:
Good.3 years for an Engineering course!But here in my country,you will spend 5 years with almost nothing to show for it.

You will show dy/dx and end up becoming a further maths teacher... That's something to show...hahaha

festacman:
I have a strong feeling that most of the notoriously HEARTLESS bandits, cattle rustlers and kidnappers operating in Nothern States are either escapees or 'graduates' of these wicked informal institutions. No way anyone will come out this HELL with their sanity and emotional feeling intact because the wicked operators destroy their victims' humanity with their acts of inhumanity.

You are right. That was the first thought that came to me after looking into the guy's eyes. Their tortures turn them to monsters and evil beings who see nothing in causing harm and pain to other people since that's what they have known in the developing years of their lives.

realestniggah:
This is the kind of thing you see in movies.. Shocking

Yes it shows that horror movies do come real!

Dee60:
Dear David, I truly sympathise with you on this one. But I must say that I have a better idea on how the 1 million can be used. Ignore the ladies and instead offer the money toi anyone who can help us to reach our government officials. Someone needs to shout that we need more than a declaration of a state of emergency on our roads. What does 'state of emergency' mean sef? Traffic is no longer bad but has become a terrible nightmare. How long do we want to see school children suffer like this to get to school or to get back home before we act? I thought that a state of emergency would mean that we shut down offices, schools, malls, markets etc for two good days and add a Saturday to it to fix as many roads as we can! Mobilize everyone to come out with their shovels, pour the gravels etcetera. That it rains like this is not an accident, it happens every year, and I think we should not blame the rain. What we are seeing is on our roads is unprecedented. I believe the excellencies are doing something, but I think it calls for a lot more. If we shut the offices, malls, markets for two days, we will catch up afterwards. What do we gain spending four hours to get to a place that should ordinarily not have taken more than fifteen minutes? The world is watching. We should not wait for BBC to feature this before we do something. Let us show that we can fix things. May God help us all.

Go to David's instagram and twitter handle and present this. There's little chance he will see this, being nairaland... But those are the places they frequently visit may be he will reason with you.

Prettybhoy:
my grandmother was never a sorcerer but I was before God delivered me... There is an incantations about the great ladies of the sea in a particular time of the night that I would recite in a shore of a beach or river and you will see an intense light with a rumbling in the surface of the water... It would force out a mermaid to come to you physically... I'm not a good story narrator believe what ever you could for all I care

Are they pretty in their real form or horrible? I read somewhere that they exist but aren't close to any thing portrayed on the TV coz they ugly

cityofindustry:
Who will sing on that day ?

Lol... Good question

uuzba:
If you enter any prison, 11 out of 10 men are there because they were caught hustling to please a woman.

10 out of 11 men not 11 out of 10 men ... lol

VenusEAGLE:
what money ritual. Don't be gullible. If money ritual was real, why are the babalawo always poor?

Coz they understand the consequences... They don't do it for themselves or their children. They know it's the breaking of laws in the universe that will come back to haunt whoever uses the fast track.

Higher power are real and they exist.

GOFRONT:
And on the other thread, some folks were against that lady's courageous decision to set her wedding gown on fire and walk out of her marriage....

Well, this here by Bose is another fantastic move......Enough of "Let me stay put in my marriage because of my Children"

Please read every thing.... The man didn't do anything formal on her... Not legally married though she lived with him for two years having kids fir him as well.

pocohantas:
I don't know why they are all flaunting this hideous phone. Didn't they have phones before now?

Anyway, I see no striking resemblance. They should take off those welder glasses for a start.

Abi o... I no kno the resemble which dem resemble. Using Goggles wey be like mask to deceive simple minds upandan.

Uju Fanta koh, Uju Cola ni

khalids:
Your head dey there..........or just Nexit

Yours is cooler

khalids:
That pan african stuff is total scam.....they do not appreciate us, they dislike us......Nigeria should just roll solo and leave africa to sort themselves.....

Its just that we share borders with them and if we don't help their problems will spill towards our direction

NIGEXIT

auntysimbiat:
na wa oo

My love.. Where have you been?

Chicastle:
Please is the car still available? Is still Okay here though. and question : are those pictures there a photoshop images? or is that how abroad looks like? wanted to know cos my eyes are seeing somfin.

What are your eyes seeing?

fk002:
Thats what I said about SE, until I found out that NYSC posted me to IMO I was shocked and scared to the marrow because all I heard about SE was that they are savages and hostile.

I just went there finished my 3 weeks camp and relocated back to Abuja ASAP.

Truth to be told, After I finished my NYSC camp I promised myself never to set foot on SE soil again by God grace and I am fulfilling the promise.

Not because of the people (I made lots of nice friends and we are still talking on phone) but because of the environment

How was the environment... What discouraged you?

franchasng:
Hahahahahaha cow Police

Make I help you chop part of the life wey good nah

realestniggah:
Unfortunately our women are the one who put themselves in these positions.. Because of the problem in Nigeria and lack of jobs. They know very well what they are going to face over there.

And after facing what they think they know they start shouting for help abi..

Seems they underrated the sufferings wey dey wait for them there

Another one...

I no kno job wey dis ladies dey find go middle east after many unpalatable stories we've heard here and there.

May their deliverance come quick... Isee

Buckubuck:
It's not gold digging It's archeological site excavation Ain't no gold down there but rubles of a fallen kingdom

Lol... You don dey mad sir

datola:
Hmm.. this is an academic exercise and is not necessary.

IVM abbreviation is just okay. Officially, it can be Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company/Limited

This is our own and we should make it great!

Yep... It's academic and English things..

IVM is okay.... It should be Innoson Vehicle Manufacturers... Das all.

Angelfrost:
Forget tribe... This is a colossal embarrassment.

Back then in boarding school, students based in Lagos always acted like they lived next door to heaven, like every street was paved in diamonds... Even in university, they acted like no other region or city would ever measure up to the "pristine" quality of living in Lagos...

Some of these "wall crawlers" still flood social media acting all elite and aristocratic. Smh.

Hahaha... Wall crawling ARACHNIDS

Banmeallday:
He has not controlled things in Nigger Area, has not given a speech or interview or townhall or spoken to YOU and yet you think he is the real Buhari that used to do those things a president normally does.

He IS AN IMPOSTER, and that is why Aisha goes away for months at a time, and her children are suddenly silent while FOOLS with Big Brother minds are there thinking all is well.

If he's really an imposter, then that is treason and felony by him and those who put him there. They all deserve to be hanged if this is the case.

boss1310:
out of the whole date available these people chose my birthday as their no bra day no problem

Happy birthday boss... Long life and prosperity!

[quote author=sisisioge post=83075330][/quote]Ahhh n... This one looks like lie o... Wetin dey him head wey dey give am rashes?