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ChiefMarumba:
Please I need someone to tell me, is there any difference between these phrase Fulani Herdsmen and Fulani militia?

They are the same in attacks and killings; all children of evil and wickedness. Herdsmen do kill people and rape women in the farms. And they also do organized attacks against communities.

oochi123:
I have never liked this.my people so much cherish it. It's called obe in my place... Enjoy yourselves

it is sweeter when roasted and garnished with sprinkled pepper or you fry it

gr8gem:
See meat, please keep my own portion, I'm coming over with palm wine, anything for that Bush meat

Correct girl... you sabi am.. palmy plus meat especially roasted or fried and you are in heaven

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edward1106:
Average with Yoruba tribal marking on her face. What pains me most was that she was replying the boy that he could die if he wanted to. That was my second time of slapping a nurse though. I hate wen they display their bad side

chai, that one strong o.... will I call that frustration or wickedness

edward1106:
I remembered going to the same Health Centre since i was sick only to see another student about to give up before my very eyes and d nurses there did nothing at all. Just one dirty slap at the nurse in charge and attention was given to the guy. Even myself, I became well after slapping d nurse cos doctors came out and took d guy matter seriously. If you haven't seen someone dying slowly before your very eyes, you won't really know the feeling.

chai....guy yu get liver o was the nurse a young nurse?

Martins301:
Stupid CBN Governor. How can you allow a medium that only permits you to take out money from your economy without the reverse to operate in your country?

Nigeria has over 100,000 internet business owners and freelancers working legitimately online and earning dollars but we are finding it difficult to repatriate our income home.

What sort of nonsense is this

The thing tire me... I don't know how we can start an awareness against CBN on this... maybe twitter will be useful like endsars movement.... these ppl at the helm of affairs many times behave idiotic.

Pque:
Some years back, I went to a mountaian to pray, 3hrs everyday for just 3 days. The same week, while I highlighted from a commercial bus at the market close to my house, a lame man begging for alms called me and told me some things concerning my problems and other things that have to do with my family. He told me to go and give beggars anything I can afford in the market place, always show mercy and that I should go and b reading psalms. That same month, I got the answer to my prayers beyond our petitions. I don't know what happened but faith and concentration is very important when we pray. My faith; I decided on my own to go to d mountain to pray, nobody asked me to do so, the mountain is far away but I don't care, sometime I walked, sometime I took a bike. Most of the prayer I made were made while sitting down.

I took that decission at the dieing minute of my problem after I totally concluded that I need divine intervention at that specific point in time. I also studied my bible on the mountain. Maybe, if I had taken this decision earlier, I would not have gone through those ugly problems I experienced. For some of us, God knows the best time to answer our prayer because there is time for everything on the surface of the earth. A seed that was never bury will never grow to produce a good sweet fruit. Wilderness is part of a christian experience. Without wilderness we may never get to our potential in life.

A lame man told you your problems? I only thought this exists in movies, especially with muslim and alfa stuffs. How did yu feel after that encounter?

kodlins:
1st I believe it does not matter where you pray.

While serving in Jos, people go to mountain to pray because the hills were just beside the house and it afforded them privacy from family house noise.


However, all those Ibadan mountain Hmmm. I know many who were not strong enough spiritually. Who after the mountain experience contacted familiar spirits on the guise of the spirit of Prophecy.

If you want a quiet place to pray, you should go to retreat camps or your church alter.

False prophets also visit mountains for sacrifice. Just avoid unnecessary satanic invasion

Please, sister, tell me more about those who contacted familiar spirits. What strange tins did you see in them after their visit to those crowded mountains? I am interested, pls. tell me. Thanks.

edehgeorgeC:
This is very creative of you.

He is not the owner of it...that joke is as old as the ages. Maybe you are nt very conversant with social media to have noticed the joke. It is old.

OboOlora:
These people just be embarrassing my tribe. How do I face my Ibo colleague in the office today now, hopefully she doesn’t see this news

Meanwhile #ProudlyIjebu

where do you work

emperor94:
I just hope someone important in the Police Force will implement this, like the IG u know, but hell killing is like a sport in this country. Boko are top of the log, Fulani Herdsmen dey second, then Police and Niger Delta militants are vying for the last Champions league spot. I don't know who's third.

Simple... cultists and armed robbers

Sapiosexuality:
You will first have to sign up with Facebook Instant Articles(https://instantarticles.fb.com/) and choose your Facebook, any page you wish to employ the instant articles for.

Then look for the plugin on WordPress and install. In the course of registration you will be given a code you have to paste into the Plugin you just installed.

You'd also upload five articles for review and after 24-48 hours Facebook allows or rejects it. Then you need the publishing tools to set up and edit the articles.

Note. Any article you upload on your website will automatically be updated on the Instant Article page.

With publishing tools, you edit it, and insert ad codes, then you publish it on your Facebook page.

Note. You also need to download the Facebook Manager app from play store. You can edit and add your bank account details on the instant manager page.

I think you didn't find any info because what I told you that day was Facebook instant messages instead of Facebook Instant Article.

Read these three articles to get a better explanation.

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Wowww....Thanks a lot bro. You have been of help... na yur likes we want for nairaland I will check out those links. God bless.

Sapiosexuality:
No, I've not. Wrote Facebook a message because Publishing Tools, which is required to integrate the Instant Articles on my page, is missing on my page. Still waiting to rectify that.

Ok , thanks.....it seems you know the way around it. I got nothing meaningful online o. It is just obscure. Please, can yu show me the way around it?

Sapiosexuality:
Good use of Sarcasm. Gradually some zombie minds are been liberated.

They say failure is an orphan but have you seen today’s Nigeria where President Buhari’s Failure is treated like some deodorant? They say only success attract people to a man but they didn’t consider the power of corrupted minds around a corrupted mind. They say a failed person carries a gift of shame but they forgot there is a word free people called Zombie.

http://www.mortalpoet.com/7-categories-of-nigerians-still-in-support-of-buharis-failure/

Bros, how about that face book instant messenger thing... have you started? did you get it?

dalaman:
No, I've meet him in one of my trips to Cyprus back in the days. He was a masters student then in one of the universities there. Years later he became a pastor. He's my friend on facebook.

chai....it seems you are talking true o. A babe just cited up there that he rolls with yahoo guys for northern cyprus. God see everything sha. Maybe he has really repented

tbaby534:
This 1 that patronize Yahoo boys in North Cyprus. Abeg ee

lol...babe yu know am too? someone just mentioned cyprus too.

dalaman:
I know Dr Anyi Obi personally. He's a scammer.

Are you serious? Hope no be say e offend yu before?

Seenyo:
damnnnn! Nigeria urgently needs a president!

this cowbrain is disgusting!

Very disgusting

Ever8054:
they should allow this guy speak in Hausa language naa....i don't think he knows the meaning of those English words he use in his speech. he only pick words that sound nice In his ears and use them in his speech...Climate change..

Lolzzz.. true o... because his madness is getting out of hands.

sinistermind:
I expected another mega party would be created but the question is, wouldn't it be just creating another kind of evil? Since it would be the same calibre of polticians that would make up such party

Only if the youths can arise and create a party, but we need sponsors... great financial back up to succeed. But it isn't easy. We gat rich youths across many sectors in the country, and entertainers who can pull youth crowd, but I don't think privileged youths have vision to help and improve their generation. It seems like a great task, but only if the awareness can trend. There's the need for support and the need for a great orator who can turn minds. Only if this awareness can trend, and only if we're truly fed up.

millhouse:
I swear ladies can be nasty especially the broke ass ones trying to do catchup. On a beautiful morning I drove down to a hotel in my neighborhood to pick up a friend who just came into town & passed the night in a hotel logde.

He had called me the previous night requesting that I meet him up by 11am so we could head out together for the day's business. On getting there , I called my buddy that am at the parking lot and he should come down so we could take off.

He responded that he ain't ready requesting I come up to his room to chill a bit..I was listening to a radio program so I said I rather wait in my vehicle which he obliged.

Few minutes later,Can you imagine one half dressed Lady just walked out the hotel lobby (obviously a runs babe) opened my back seat door ,sat in the owner's corner, slammed the door and said in a rude tone "Oga ! start your engine & and put on the a.c, am I'm in a hurry and I don't like heat pls" .

In a shock tune I responded "please who are you?" And she was like "oga uber let's go naaw..haba" ,still staring at her she said " are you not the uber guy",? I just shook my head in despair with a blunt NO answer , she responded with an 'oh sorry' ,stepped out from vehicle to scan the car park when she saw another corolla (obviously she mistook mine for the uber she requested) which she walked over to...I just sat and taught to myself.

Is this what these drivers pass through? Because customers are always right doesnt mean you talk to drivers in a condescending manner.

Hahahaha... oga start your engine... put on the AC.

august2224:
[/quote]Chai... Cheiii.... [quote author=august2224 post=64585676]

Chai... Cheiii....

BruncleZuma:
It means you were born the periods this units were in operation. That's why I wanted to know.

You are rude

BruncleZuma:
How old are you?

No need asking my age. This is a faceless forum, and words can be misunderstood at times. I responded as regards your comment on the guy who said SARS almost arrested him. We all know the general hatred people have for the police force, especially the SARS unit, and we know their operation in your part of the country. I expect you to answer explicitly. If you feel it is not okay for you to answer, It is okay. Cheers bro!

BruncleZuma:
Rivers State's "Operation Sweep" equivalent

Ok....flushing SARS or flushing cultists?

BruncleZuma:
Omo...you go soon turn to some of us during Operation Flush that were carrying Dependant ID upandan.

what is operation flush?

OLUJOSHINS:
later one mumu will come and shout --Apply for Masters -- in my ear

APPLY FOR PHD

Andrewgame42:
I like the Fulani part!!
As for the other points I don't agree
And please leave chevron out of it am in the second stage of the recruitment process ...

Good, Abeg if you get connection, remember me o... a nairaland brother.... I fit be the first person you go put smile for him face this year

killsmith:
The thing dey sweet me say Nigeria just dey scatter everyday.....

Lol... .... you no well. Are you sure you're in Nigeria, or you dey abroad, make the scatter scatter no com reach una side o.

alexialin:
Hmm, I will send it tmrw.

Just finished talking with boo on phone. He stays far away

So what's your email? I hope u have a modelling contract for me

Lemme have more source of legit income.


So how come u are awake yourself, by this time

Lol lol lol.... I no go talk again

on my being awake, just finished browsing some stuffs online, checking nairaland ,and off I'm going now. Nighty night to thee.