₦airaland Forum

triple996:
NA curse de follow this one

Lol.. Real curse... People get strong mind

sukkot:
alaye i dey look you side eye

Baba, thanks for the other day...

pappilo:
I know someone who made a second child beacause his daughter woke up and started to stare at him and his wife at around the time he was going to execute coitus interuptus.

I think he was dumb. The daughter was not even 2. so what if she sees you spilling your seed? She'd never remember

Hahahahahahaha.... . This is crazy... The guy froze in horror o gan pa, ni baby tún wọlé dé.

SharpFx:
Even me self don't understand

What's it you don't understand? He fvcked her raw without coitus interruptus

shevchenko:
I don't know what you are doing in Russia. If they conscript you to the army now ,you will scream racism

This got me laughing hard... Lol
Maybe he already had admission b4 the war broke out.

SeriouslySense:
why will you feel sad for a scam, despite the fact that you know its a scam.

Do I even know... But I think I felt the huge gap he left behind for his family and also that he's still young at the time he exit.

ednut1:
Exit of scammer. If you have seen this video below and still think this man was real you need help. Lucifer came all the way from hell to his church 🤣🤣


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQ61YU_J-g

Hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very hilarious video.... Kai, people are really under bondage and blindfolded, if not there won't be multitudes there clapping for a drama/comedy skit and calling it deliverance people are really goats and sheeples.

However, despite I know some of his antics, displays and acts are off course... Somehow I felt really sad for days after I heard of his death. I wasn't happy, I almost wept as if I knew him personally. Kinda strange to me.

sukkot:
Seun. its done. enjoy. may the force be with you and I

Seen... And Amen to your prayers baba.... Thanks a million. I appreciate.

sukkot:
hit up my email na lol

Yes bàbá.. Tha boss himself! 👍🏽💯🕺💃🤸‍♀️

ganisucks:
A lesson for all of us mortals. When you see Zeus battling Titans, do not join in their battle. Maintain your mortal gravity inclined plateau. Leave Olympus for those who can climb mountains. If not, you will collect elixir not fitted for your body system.

Poetic! I love your word count construction. But please break the riddle... Who be Zeus, who be titan? What battle did akeredolu join?

AfonjaPriest:
A tragedy that could have been avoided if people knew much about Adada. I once visited its stream on two occasions. Thank God I escaped her enchantment the second time I visited. The water of Adada is connected to a goddess. It seeks for males that are virgins. If you fit the specification, go there and jump in. If you make it alive, count yourself lucky. If you don't believe me, it won't matter because I am alive. And trust me, I will never go there again.

Enchantment? please elaborate on your experience... You heard a female voice enchanting you or what? Was it feelings or another thing?

sukkot:
alright so I am confused . I don't even know what the argument is. Let's dead the matter


On a side note , seeing as I just won some money betting on the Miami heat, I would sponsor 5 people to go eat exactly what I ate . That's 4k each. Tonight I would come announce the criteria to win , but I automatically nominate ishilove and sharpwriter if they are interested. Honestly you don't even have to go to Hilda's but just any restaurant.

Lol.... I prefer the cash to food jàre... I no dey near Lagos at all. Moreover sef, the jollof too dey red like coloring 😒 na God know wetin dem mix.. Xtra tin tomato tinz 😒 (not surprised it tasted horrible .

And honestly I no know say na you open the thread until I saw your mention and I had to check again. You dey enjoy sha

I sincerely thank you and appreciate you remembering me for good. 👍🏽

sukkot:
bro you there ?

Yeah just now boss

M4A1carbine:
All these Boyz dey here and FULANi Herdsmen are killing their people like Cows in the same OYO?...Spits

Anyway, I know that 'Auxillary' is being hounded because he worked against Governor Makinde, as a typical sophisticated Agbadorian. You can't just TRUST them..spits

Just like Ganduje, auxiliary, has been used by APC to betray Makinde, but they failed. Now they have abandoned him...this life sef...

Trust the sophisticated people at your own peril...

About your first paragraph... They are bastards and useless when they are mostly needed. They only know how to cause trouble for their brothers and destroy their father's lands, but turned deaf ears when needed in action against insurgents especially when the matter dey hot when the FG never put attention for the matter.

I remember how some were called including this auxiliary to help out and help deal with herdsmen in Oyo with the boys he commands, he did as if nothing dey happen. It was only Sunday Igboho that came out and showed love.

And I hear say auxiliary sef dey very very wicked.. Me no know sha, na him Ibadan people know am wella.... May Makinde's hand touch him wherever him be unless his head help am.

HacheNoire:
GSM made a mistake.

He could have taken out Auxiliary without noise.

One of the skills of military rule. They send you back to God

It's been long I left Ibadan... What did auxiliary really do that made the governor initiate such crackdown on him? And here you are saying he should have been taken out silently... Such act means he has grievous offences on his neck nah like an outcast or desperately wanted fugitive... Is it that serious or is it just the usual drivers civil disturbances or what?

Laple0541:
That guy clinched to the back of the culprit till the end of the case like a hunch.

Right... He stuck to his neck to the end like a goiter

Woah! Oriyomi Hamzat triumphs at last! A very hard battle.

Krosslife:
Thanks for this opportunity Babalawo.

I am a new IFA initiate. I did my ITEFA last week. Can you please help me with the detailed interpretation of the Odu Ifa - Osebi Irete.

Thanks.

How much did you do itefa as at 2017?

43Ronin:
I am beginning to believe what an APC friend told me, that baba was forming sick to deceive dem northerners...

A bros in the United States told me same thing too.

His speech is brilliant and mostly offhand.... The man sabi book.

Listening to Tinubu live now.... Who else noticed that his speech is brilliant! Mostly offhand!

eldoradoxx:
Donkeys belong to the same family as cows, sheep, horse, camel, goat etc that is being eaten everywhere in the world. For the purpose of our enlightenment, does anyone know of any law that prohibits Nigerians from eating donkey meat. I honestly need to be educated on this.

You dey mind dem? There's even no law against eating any meat you desire here in Nigeria as long as it is not human meat. People are only foolishly discriminatory in this part of the world.

This is due to religious, cultural mindset, and largely societal influence. Most of these people shouting donkey donkey comfortably eat dog meat which most societies frown at.

And also because most of them also were born without a traditional mindset (how it used to be with our grandfathers) and were mostly restricted to fish, beef and chicken (mostly in yuletide seasons), they cringe when they hear monkey meat . Same reason they don't know about ducks, guinea fowl, sheep, pigeons etc.

They only know cow, fish and chicken flavor all their lives. What a miss for them!

Benblaq:
Wahala! It's not a new thing, especially here in Calabar. I was eavesdropping during a conversation between two young guys at a viewing some time in my 100L.. The first guy asked him about the outside work he said he was travelling for and the other replied that it was when he got there that he was told the kind of job. He was to fake a miracle at a crusade (one night contract) and leave the next day with N250k. He said the location of the crusade was a deep village, and seeing the old men and women who would be deceived really scared. He refused and they sent him away without transportation fare. He managed to get back to Calabar the next day in a timber lorry.

Lol. Reminds me of this woman who can foold her hand and make it look like it's disabled. She did it in different crusades and received fake healing until she was busted. You can google about her. This Calabar na comedy series everyday😐

Only fulani herdsmen are reputable for copulating with ancestors... Perhaps a suitor is among them. 🤔🤔

AmazingELixir:


I can't just understand why I'm so attracted to village settings so much...God elp me oo!

Cool, peaceful, noiseless and serene with fresh organic foods and cheap tinx. Could be boring atimes though.

Sleekcode:
Their people will not allow you marry her


Also, they are professionals in using Rat poison if you offend them

You no even mention stabbing

thesicilian:
Our history is something that should have made us a much stronger United nation. But sadly it seems to be the one of the major thing dividing us

A nation as Yoruba (Odùduwà republic) nation or a nation as Nigeria... Which are you talk about?

Y0urUncle:
This is a very tricky question if you ask me, but inasmuch as christians generally would likely dodge answering it, it could be a huge reality someday.

How would you cope if you managed to miss out on the rapture?

Are you prepared to face the antichrist and pay with your blood?

Will you forge ahead like nothing happened?

Will you still stick to your faith or abandon it wholely?

Let's hear your thoughts.

I have longed moved on from this type of discussion and argument. But I'm tempted to ask you again that you should please bring out the Bible verse that says people not raptured will pay with their blood. Where was it written? Please educate me.

YOUTUBE9ja:
This Tinubu administration go tough sha. My advice for Nigerians is to start a YouTube channel on football and make money so you don’t cry during economic recession. Let me teach you how is been done , mention me if interested, hold your 1k o

Interested

sweetmelanin:
Nigerians have a strange habit of hopping on bandwagon sha.. Canada this Canada that.. is that the only country in the world? ...at the end of the day, Una go still 'cast' Canada the way you've casted the UK..

Once this stupid lockdown is over, I'm definitely visiting to see what the hype is about

Baby, have you now visited since you made this comment? Please inform me in your best opinion how you felt about Canada.

Robertgreene1:
Interesting... Smartness is knowing that u only have to believe half of what you hear online...wisdom is knowing which half to believe...
Pesin go just wake up one day post one imagination for ds Nairaland like that freelancer guy that posted that he makes $900 dollars a week on Thursday...after just a year on d job oo..and u will be wondering...no be d same freelancing you sef dey do.

many are bastards walahi

sibepoc:
You're not wrong oo. I went to that country and I'm back. Nothing sweet about UK. Except of course you're a struggling person. I'm doing quite well and I'll ever trade living in Nigeria for living in UK. They are practising modern slavery there. The weather, way of life, culture, etc is almost designed to give someone mental illness..

Let's leave way of life and culture... Let's talk about the weather. Please how can it give mental illness?