₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
not even sure what i need chief. i will try to figure it out. i just wrote an article in text about tupac. just trying to make a video with just text so people can watch and read what i wrote

Yes, what you need is a video editor, like filmora.

sukkot:
bros i need your help. i have about 15 lines of text i want to turn into a video to load on youtube. i used to use windows movie maker to load up the text to video format but my operating system is old but i dont want to upgrade it because i have old softwares. i dont even mind if the text is converted to voice

Boss.... You mean like a video editing software?

gaby:
Hey brotherly...I dey cooleeee

Great to know that 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

jackcanfield:
Hahaha they already sent him emissary recently haven't they in Los Angeles... Go and listen to the Alien in Project Blue Book

Lol... Na you sabi that one o... I no know about am.

jackcanfield:
The Alien Queen ..he knows what he is saying.

You sure love conspiracy theories.... Can you prove this big utterance?

gaby:
Queen don dey call the guy to come home since baba dey form don jazzy...lol

lol.... Baba still dey kampe o...

How are you sir?

Solitechworld:
ADF has nothing to do with Islam... you need to just shut the f* up.

What are you trying to prove? That Islam isn't tied with terrorism or what... Go online and educate yourself ADF (Allied Democratic Forces) is an Islam terrorist group, affiliated with ISIS... You are the one who should shut up.

Derrylatei:
Mr. Ogundele at Kwara State polytechnic. He hardly speak good English but nobody passes his course excellently. Coming early b4 lecture time to write down tests and continued timing us when knowing fully well, nobody is in the class. Or coming to drop test when fuel scarcity is serious.

Useless man, only God know how he graduated to become a lecturer.

Lol

Emperordynasty:
Hi Nairalanders,
A while ago I created a thread where I posted rough sketches I drew for fun and out of boredom and the reception was awesome
So I decided to put together few more refined pieces some with meaning, some scary,while some are just Hilarious

ENJOY

Very great... Keep it up!

Treasure17:
This is Shaolin Soccer na

Lol... Na Shaolin table tennis, not soccer
That's "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" my friend.

Kharol1234:
Jackie Chan chai I don forget this movie name

The way were Jackie Chan drain that cow milk enh, the cow thin for waist..

Who tell you say na Jackie Chan.... The hero wasn't even a Chinese, na American, Steve Oedkerk or so na him name.

Bennysam:
What I really mean is that she suppose to leave the marry but because of what people will say she die it

Yes I know.... We saying the same thing. I'm only responding to the death of the gospel singer from the perspective of a die hard chronic and irredeemable SU spirikoko person. They will say it is better she's gone home to glory not minding the violent death that occured which was of course avoidable... But because she had been chained down by religious dogmas and doctrines, she couldn't leave when she should have done so.. Hence the tragic death.

mpire:
OP, did you just stumble on the internet in 2023? This happened in 2014, you suddenly can afford data to give the world your opinion about a divorce that's almost a decade old. I blame the ineffective admin that didn't bother to read your cut and paste. It's a clickhate to drive traffic because it has famous names.

Your user name us racoon, so why would anyone expect something sensible? The woman said she's not doing again, is it by force? If a girl that's been blocking your calls with your husband while you stay back in UK with two children then slapped you in Lagos in front of your husband and he didn't defend you, if your head is correct wouldn't you know that's the new wife? And years later this same lady now named her surrogate son Oyakhilome, pathetic. Anita asked a good question why are all these ladies not married, what are you keeping them for? You must be the only church on earth spreading then.

Wow did this happen? Did you mean a lady slapped Chris's wife and challenged her in his presence and he did nothing? Àbí you dey play... I didn't hear of this news, where did you get it? Or you used it for example?

Although I know about the harem of beautiful ladies

Bennysam:
Stop this your madness, what do you want them to prove to you, that gospel lady in Abuja that want to prove a point for people like you die in that marriage if you can't do it anymore leave before you die

Lol... You never sabi our gospel, they will tell you that to live is christ and to die is gain so make we go dey happy say the person dey with angels for heaven.
Dem don arrange that tin, they got answer for almost every lack of common sense and fantasy in the way they live life.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Carry On brotherly..


Just find one local ASHAWOO joint way cheap..


Me na 5h or 1k I de use NACK ASHAWOO for here..


With dat 1k, I go still SUCCK BREASST join...

Although I 4get my boxers Las night 4 ASHAWOO house...

As I de here so, I de wait make 5am just NACK, na ASHAWOO house straight!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Where have you been?

The first person, Mr. James is a liar if what he said are true, his last sentence is definitely a lie... Na cruise and teasing.

Slurity:
According to a Yoruba course i studied about the gods, sango is the most precise attacker among the gods, hardly makes mistake to kill and wound the wrong person not sent to. You only need to stire it's anger on the behave of the person you want to deal with and tell the diety that the person force you to do it. The danger is that the person you want to attack must actually do something wrong to you or to some that gave you the assigment. But we were told that the mode of operation is that Lightning target middle or centre of anywhere it struck. If you notice the thunder is about to strike, run away from the centre of the road path, main road, open house without roof, entrance or open field. Just make sure you are not at the centre of the space. Yoruba will say. Ogangan ona ni alake n so. This means he patiently wait for the victim to be at central of a place where the attack and dealth will be seen by all and lead to disgrace. I doubt if all this are true though. It's just like a story to me.

Thanks for this.... I have wondered the meaning of the adage you wrote there for a long time until now. Ogangan ona ni alake ń sọ.

Meanwhile, wherever the deity is placed, no one should swear falsely by it if that person is indeed guilty, na death o.... Happens especially when such person have forgotten about it. Also, na for open space he go bring the person come for all to see..

I even heard a story from a reliable source that when one man was killed by lightning after a false swearing, his little girl who was around when her father took a bucket outside to get rain water claimed to see an elderly man with large eyes pulled her father from the back. Well, the man's chest got burnt and he could only utter that, "they've placed goods on his head, he's already hawking" (wọn ti gbé ọjà lé un lórí, òun ti ń kiri ọjà) and he gave up the ghost.

Many tinz dey happen.

petertamtam6:
Buhari don japa

wildikeman:
This guy just escaped Tinubu

Lol..... You get am

ednut1:
Having a Nigerian name doesn’t mean she is a Nigerian biko

Baba... Have you now port go Amerika... Seems you wan go chop dollar there like you said sometime ago

ChatterHouse:
Irrespective of our political differences

I respect PBAT with his actions thus far, he's winning admirers so far which is good for our democracy

( even though he will still vomit our mandate)

I task PBAT not to consider political vengeance of Isolation of SE region, so that he could harvest those vote in the future

SE has been Marginalised for a long time and appeasing them with a juicy position will be a good thing in the long run

Capturing the entire south should be goal of PBAT


But in the meantime I am happy with the dismantling of the Northern Mafia ;

Terrorism has been brought down to the barest minimum this month👏👏👏

Elrufai has been reduced to a Blogger insha Allah

I hope so.... What's in the blood is already there... That they are being subdued today doesn't mean they won't return tomorrow, coz all they know is enjoyment and ruthless use of power.

Highest Tinubu go use 8 years... Unless Tinubu finds a permanent solution to the North' s madness especially through the change of constitution and system, everything is still gonna be a merry go round style of living in Nigeria.

There are still many ruthless Northerners especially of the fulani... El Rufai is a perfect example, of whom I believe is more wicked than Buhari.

So the victory you may think Nigerians have may actually be for a short while because surely they would wanna return by 2031 (this is if Tinubu makes it through 8 years).

And of course they would continue their evil agenda from where Buhari stopped this year (na welcome to another suffering be dat).... They are notorious for bad government and ancient feudal system.

Therefore, those who want division of the country know what they are talking about... They ain't stup!d.

Zupay:
The man no arrange im team from home.....first wife, no wan hear story.

Exactly, I no know why some men no dey forsee casualties and possibilities of outcome of something that has to do with them directly.

clockwisereport:
Until somebody slump and die as a result of not sleeping for days, Nigerians will not stop attaining to get GWR by all means

You are very much on point.

TruthinAction:
She should have done at least 105 hrs. So her goal was just to surpass Hilda's record even just for a few minutes.

Is all these really necessary?

Relax, she proposed 120 hours... They were only being excited coz she's surpassed Hilda already.

[quote author=wwwtortoise post=123747823]I don’t care about the party dress code.
All I know is that sushi should be recognized as the 9th wonder of the world.
That sh!t is so nutritious, delicious and expensive.
The Asians have good taste for food.[/quote]Here in Africa, we don't eat raw fish or raw sea food , no matter how delicious.

Kubin:
monkey is a mammal,so I don't support it, every country eat eatable reptiles.

Define mammal.

caye:
It is the Christ consciousness that will come back: a mentality of the Christ that is all about seeking truth only, wherever truth may be found.

Sorry, Yashua isn't coming back physically again.

If you want to know if he's coming back?:
Study critically the lives of the Roman Catholic pope's, and the rulers of England: the gatekeepers of the 1st church and the Protestant ( Anglican) church resp3ctively.

They do not seem to be disturbed by a Jesus coming suddenly , while they become victims of the anti-christ. Reason?
Their libraries contain the key to the scriptures gotten from the earliest Gnostics, who advised their members not to take the scripture literally, but thought them that they had hidden meanings.

And for the forbidden ( secret) books in the Vatican library, do you think they'll ever bring them out for black ppl to know the WHOLE TRUTH ?

They'll lose their power.
That's why they gave you the ELEMENTARY scriptures.
They are meant for kids ( in the mental sense and not according to age: you can be 100 yes old and still reason like a kid).

These 2 entities I mentioned have built their own paradise on earth.
It's because they know the truth.

You speak like one of the learned... How did you know about the secret books? Who taught you about their existence?

MMempire:
Comments alone on this trend shows we are still divided.

Many still dey self denial in this country.... Were we ever "united"?
Your question before talking about division is that, "who merged disunited people together and what is the best solution for disunited people forcefully merged together?"

franchasofficia:
Deji is mad.



I am anti Tinubu but I support Tinubu on this one and some other moves he has made so far.



Nigeria is not one, Buhari have opened our eyes, so as we pretend to be one Nigeria, whenever it gets to your turn, please use it and empower your tribesmen first. Develop your community, your LGA and State first, heavens won't fall, we can only wail online and on newspapers.



Bola Tinubu should appoint a Yoruba man as the following:


CBN Governor
NNPC Boss
Customs Boss
Chief of Army Staff


Bola Tinubu should also hurry and open Seme Border, Hausa-Fulanis can go to hell.



Any Igbo man that doesn't like it should wait till whenever an Igbo man becomes President.



Tinubu don't please any bagga, please Yorubas first.



All we need from you in Southeast is security, peace.....release Nnamdi Kanu, stop Fulani herdsmen invasion of rural communities and share your appointments as you like, mostly to Yorubas, Hausa-Fulanis can go to hell!




Buhari did it and heavens didn't fall.



Bola Tinubu will mess up any day he starts appointing Hausa-Fulanis into key positions, he should never do it.



Instead of Hausa-Fulanis appoint Middlebelt people and Yorubas only, Nigerians cannot do a damn thing!



Before 2027 election, just appoint your trusted ally as INEC Boss and rig the damn election as usual, Nigerians will adjust to it.




Anybody that doesn't like it should Japa abroad and leave Naija for the brave hearted, simple

Aptly spoken! Straight and blunt! Truth is bitter! Only the wise would reason and understand!

I no really sabi this guy other than because he dey loquacious on Twitter.... Perhaps seeking attention.. However, this him comment make me see am say na olórí burúkú

Tallesty1:

"I was in church sometime ago for the youth all-night program. It was a program where youth could discuss literally anything with pastors. You could ask any question, and the pastor or anyone else who knew the answer would answer you.

So, someone asked if people who committed suicide would make it to heaven, and almost everyone said NO.

Then I asked if Samson is in or going to hell, and the answer was NO. Seeing the confusion on my face, someone asked me if Samson committed suicide, and I said yes, which became a problem.

I told them that Samson knew he was going to die. In fact, he said, 'Let me perish with my enemies' before pulling down the building that killed him. They said I was wrong because his intention wasn't suicidal. I got even more confused and asked if taking one's life isn't suicide if the intention was noble. More confusion arose, but many people shared it.

To cause more confusion, I switched to Pidgin English. The pastor objected, saying that some things are simpler when explained in Pidgin English, and I reminded him how he had used the King James Version many times because the English adds more power to the prayer point.

He won though.

I asked the first apostle, 'What is suicide?. I want straight answers with no buts, if you have something to add you can do it later '

He replied, 'It's when a person kills himself.'

I said, 'Good, did Samson kill himself by pulling down the building or not?'

'He killed himself,' he replied.

'If an electrician doesn't wear gloves while working with electricity, isn't he trying to get himself electrocuted?' I asked.

'Yes, he is.' he responded.

'If the electric shock kills him, isn't it him killing himself?'

'Yes, he killed himself.'

'Then why do we call it an accident instead of suicide?'

' '

'Exactly.'

I told them that if suicide victims are going to hell, then a lot of Nigerians will be there because many who died from accident or the other were actually suicide victims. An electrician working without safety gear is suicidal, a driver speeding on a bad road is suicidal, a bike rider using one hand at high speed is suicidal, using a faulty car instead of fixing it is like wanting to kill yourself. If you have diabetes but eat anything that comes your way, it's the same thing. If your spouse consistently abuses you physically, knowing it could kill you, and you stay, it's the same thing, etc.


Don't tell me I was wrong; I know I wasn't completely correct, but my points presented a strong argument, and I enjoyed it. You should have seen their faces when I said that suicide was a brave act nah that one force them to collect their mike.

Hahahahahahaha apt and bold! We have a way of using selective justice and answer in the church. It's been long that I knew that there are many mumu in the church. I was also one before, always trying to argue in favor of Christianity POV despite knowing that it is anti-intelligent and anti-commonsense..... However, life taught me sense harshly

crows2ravens:
Agricultural I understand.
Which one is military relations? You guys are at war Biko.

Lol... You people no dey understand proverbs. That Agricultural wey you understand na additive to cushion the effect and seriousness of what they really need. The thing in their mind gan gan na that military relations... So oya you suffering Africans can go enlist in their army or better still naija army as ally in the ongoing war

donbachi:
two types of men that sleeps with mad women.
1: For Protection
2: Transfer of curse.

I never use any.but,it's common

Your list ain't complete.. Add
3: Destitutes (like herself)
4: Area boyz