₦airaland Forum

Na good influence be dat... I remember when Mercy Johnson entered the industry. She was a real badass girl who could perform any role. Her erotic scenes were usually hot and fire!

priceactionx:
exactly. They will still create problem for the next administration, no matter who wins. To me, regional government is still the way forward cos same type of constitution being repeated every 4 years favors the rich than the poor.

Regional shey? Better than this but it's still a trap. Y'all know the north and the powers that be won't allow that. Your question should be where the Africans occupying the present day Nigeria were before amalgamation and regional government.

Until you acknowledge and frown at the mistake of your colonial masters, the inhabitants of the geographical boundary called Nigeria will never have peace. Truth is bitter!

Make all of una still dey play. Yẹyẹ.

placeofallure:
Religious differences

Eeyah

OurBusinessIsPr:
We pray for a better Nigeria , where all tribes are equal before the law

Shut up! White man's slave!

placeofallure:
Yeah! I got threatened by an ex who was too pained to let go when I said I was done. He threatened me with jazz but I know he wouldn't do it even though he had access to it, he was tooooo crazy in love. He wouldn't hurt me.

Why were you done?

orohbiro:
Chai the girl done win lottery

Try and read!

OrigeenalSeven:
.
maybe e dun wide and slack the pvssy beyond the elastic limit

Much likely your assertion simply means the pvssy no longer obey hooke's law of elasticity babe is bitter

OrigeenalSeven:
.
maybe e dun wide and slack the pvssy beyond the elastic limit

Much likely

Tunasco4u:
I prayed that this coming election won't turn civil war aftermath because one candidate will surely win this election and in any case is going to be the winner against other tribes.
Is not going to easy

Go and stock your house with food... You heard it here first!

Sniper101:
Na e be say you no be Nairaland "real men"

But on a serious note about what you said sha
You suppose dun know how Naija be nah
If you no get connections a.k.a long leg
Those kinda job slots ain't gonn reach ya
...except if God dey ya side

Na top men dey give out the slots to their friends, relatives and other people wey Dem know

Baba, I no mind if you link me up with these top men o

Sniper101:
Some of us here are yet to see some real Bitches in da block as well

As in, Babes who'll open a thread, bragging about the number of popular Nairaland males, with big preek or small preek or fat preek, that they've fvcked with; for fun.

Those are the kinda Babes Nairaland "real men" usually ask for their Aza and then wire free funds to; without anything attached.

Slawormiir, abi you dun see such a Babe...??

Abeg no be wetin we want be dat.... Na women wey dey with big connections wey fit help our lives we want. For example, this immigration recruitment, who fit help make connections wey the job go sure for us
Prik and vjay enjoyment tins dissipates quickly

Mandem05:
Guy you have tried to warn who wan hear. For the people that think it's easy I pray that they have the opportunity to travel to the UK. After 6 months of living in the UK you can come and educate us on how you don begin make 3000 pounds a month. I read about how some people are trying to recruit Nigerian teachers to the UK for 28,000 pounds a year salary and I smiled at that. It's only reality that can teach some hard headed people.

Boss please talk about the teachers and 28k pounds tin o n... Anything to worry about? How about that amount in the UK but outside England? Shey the 28k no go eery dey enough to live well ni

gaby:
In fact, I dey pray make e happen...

By the time we dash them extra 2M immigrants all covertly sponsored by FG, dem go help us re-arrange the nonsense wey dem arrange as Nigeria.

Crime and punishment.

Hahaha

AreaFada2:
A friend I have always helped in 9ja asked me this question when I was unable to help him once. He lives in Lagos and complained every now and then seeking help. I did my best each time.
When I told him times are quite hard, he asked why I have not returned home yet.

Mind you, each he complained about difficulties of Lagos life, I never once asked him why he has not returned to his village or home state in Nigeria yet. Because I knew that after decades in Lagos, with kids, wife and life in Lagos, Lagos was now his home. I would be insulting him by saying return to your village.

Now look at it this way. How easy is it to move from Lagos after 15 to 30 years back to Orlu, Iseyin, Kafachan or Ozoro at the age of 40 to 55, with young kids? Which job will you be doing in your village? There are clearly too many people stuck in Lagos and just managing but almost all never leave Lagos. Same in PH, KD and other cities.

Well, it should be easy to realise also that those in US/Europe are also humans. Diaspora born and bred kids will find it hard adjusting to life in 9ja. Your elite are sending their kids abroad for quality education, and you bring yours to 9ja? And you have no access to the huge money of politicians?

I don't like living in Lagos for example. Way too crowded and many parts dirty. Abuja is not where I want to be either. When I return by God's grace, it's to my hometown as a retiree. Investing in 9ja over the decades ended in huge losses. From bank shares, businesses, etc. Too much dishonesty. So the basis (established business and self-employment) for returning at a relatively young age was already gone. That left politics only. I resisted it because I don't like our brand of politics.

You watched over the decades how everything you knew changed over the decades visiting home. Community spirit, being brother's keep, and all gone. Returning to 9ja with no parents alive any more and all the good things about 9ja you cherished gone, would be like moving to an entirely different country.

For most people who have lived abroad for decades, diaspora is now their home and of their kids. 9ja is a memory with nostalgia. Houses built in 9ja are for holiday visits that the family enjoy for two to four weeks and leave. And investment.

As a kid, my local university, university hospital and schools were full of diaspora returnees, their oyinbo wives and kids, some Asians and a few Europeans as staff. Today locally trained professionals abroad.

For the quality of life that you manage to enjoy abroad, there are big trade-offs. These what we try to make people aware of before they move abroad.

Hmmmm.... You have spoken well sir and I understand you. I see cruelty all over with the fault of African leaders. To me, I see various Nigerians and Africans stripped of their original identities as in the days of the trans Atlantic slave trade but in a more advanced and subtle way.

But for naija people, no one cares, na anywhere belle face, dem don suffer enough, so na to go enjoy remain. After all the idea is that a slave master treats them better than their kin, hence, every place of comfort is home!

sukkot:
ahhhh my brother sharpwriter wehdone Sir, Happy new year to you. we pray for a prosperous 2003 AMEN

2023

[quote author=ibkayee post=120061565][/quote]So you were spying the thread without commenting?

sukkot:
ahn ahn everybody knows am in naija na. you no see my threads where i am buying yam and plantain ?

Okay, let me rephrase, why haven't they come back (those advising others to think twice before coming to the UK)?

gaby:
If I by chance get the opportunity to a leadership position in Nigeria, I'd advise the government of the day or personally introduce a clandestine program to take advantage of the student visa route to sponsor and ship out thousands of Nigerian families to the UK make them reap the benefit of their enterprise called Nigeria.

By the time they get choked up, we'll be called to a round table to discuss a way out, then we can tell them, undo and let go of your knees on the neck of this country to also save your own country.

Common sense wey no common.
.make everybody chop the breakfast.

Boss! It may happen when the new inflow of naija teachers begins

AreaFada2:
My brother, I know you mean well, but please let everyone have their own experience. Experience is the best teacher. A lot are more interested in trying to prove you wrong or even insult you instead of learning from your advise. All that from the comfort or chaos of their abode in Lekki, Bariga or Agege depending on the economic status.

Only few can fathom the trust cost of accommodation in London, for example. One said you get free treatment but forgot about about £10 per each prescribed drug. On what income level do you pay £100 to £150?

Over the years here trying to advise people to be realistic, we have been asked why we have not relocated to 9ja yet.

I'm not really interested in all of the talks here because this topic creeps up every now and then off and on nairaland. I think the bone of contention is in your last paragraph which I believe needs focus and people are more interested in it. Now, that you said it, it will be better for you and other abroad crew to give a robust explanation/answer.

Cc: sukkot (I know are back, but help with the question).

It goes thus:

With all these experiences abroad which is not that palatable, WHY HAVEN'T YOU RELOCATED YET

sukkot:
if you can fix phones and laptop you dont need job na. go to high street and rent a shop and start fixing phone and laptop. its what pakistanis do

Baba how far? We never greet this new year shey? Happy new year to you o!

OKEMKPI:
Papa Ajasco has 2 different people that played that role not sure of the one that died

This man here is the second one.... He's not the real papa ajasco.

I haven't watched it yet... Some said the movie is overrated and overhyped! Who else can testify to this?

Is it internet that also made him lick microphone?

Kajaard:
It's very sad the level nairaland has degenerated to

The types of stories that gets to the front page these days is laughable to say the least

The mods are unbelievable! Same naija spirit of nonsense wey dey worry politicians in power!

Alusiizizi:
How did this rubbish make it to the front page?? It seems that this siofra character is bedding a few of the mods because a lot of her threads that should otherwise be deleted are sent straight up to FP.

I have been looking for this comment... I'm happy I wasn't disappointed. Truly, we shouldn't be discussing the post. We should be discussing why it is on the frontpage very ridiculous!

Naofumi:
My uncle is 35 year old but getting married this year, he already took care of introduction and engagement.
He was dating 2 or probably more girls. But I only know of 2 and am sure he's getting married to one of them.
Now yesterday I visited him, and he said I should pray for him cause the other girl (not the one he's going to marry) keep cursing him, saying Alot of negative things about him and so on.
He said he knows she'll calm down and withdraw all what she said but I don't think that's Ok.
I didn't know what to tell him apart from saying I'll put him and her in prayers.

Please have anyone here experience such? How did you solve the problem?

E fit be say the girl pvssy don see shege for your uncle hand on top empty promises join no be everytime you go blame dem females

Charles posted this on his Instagram page around six weeks ago... Why are you just showing us now?

Connection in high places (national and international).

Watinhapen:
To everyone that has indicated interest. Send an email to p.solutions442@gmail.com stating “Interested Writer”.

Please check your mail.