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nurey:
First have in mind that to buy a car is easy, to maintain same is the hardest part.

Your initial budget is very small to buy a car that will give minimal issues in Nigeria currently you need around 1m, the lower the buying price of a car the higher the maintenance cost you would incur 90% fact their are some lucky instances cheap good car.

55k monthly salary for a single man can maintain a car but for a family man, too thin financially.

Let's say you got a kia Picanto or Nissan micra those 1.1L fuel efficient engines

4L of oil is around 8k, filter is 2k workmanship 2k that's 12k fueling let's say 40L per month @ 200/L that's 8k total 20k

Can you afford to cough out 20k from ur salary in a month without affecting other basic family needs?

If you are not in lagos you can try a bike, nah wetin I dey push up and down and I get 75km on a liter, I use 10L in 2.5 weeks

Nice analysis and truth!

numtums:
Father lord...what is this

Wonder machine!

BRIMBRAM:
In reality 99% of women DETEST large pen!s in all of it's practicability. That's the simple truth. It's PAIN and not PLEASURE.

But that may not really be big nah, but it is long

SodiumValproate:
Mad man

The guy name na Gbolahan

Lol... You're madder than the person you quoted

jeph19:
He said he was gonna Bleep the demon out of her.
They're everywhere.
Imagine after photoshoot s girl will ask you for sex in exchange for her pictures...
Bro we dey see oo

LMAO... The demon ended up fvcking him

jeph19:
As a photographer, we notice this when they come for photoshoot.

A beautiful girl once came to the studio for a photoshoot, our Alfa friend was there and immediately discern who she is.

When she went inside to change costume, he told us nobody should have anything sexually related with her.

One of the guys in the studio ignored and later ended up having sex with her....

Now his life is worse than dirt
🥺🥺🥺

Really? I admire the courage of your friend Your friend was simply like those oyinbo scientists using themselves as experiment in order to ascertain a theory or discard it
It seems he's gotten an answer

Racoon:
From one disaster to another. What is really wrong with this nation sef?

Check, there's a difference between nation and country. Nigeria ain't a nation. Take note!

Hmmmm... Kasala dey come, kasala wan burst

Inosky:
Another Supreme court governor loading for Osun State.

Nigeria judiciary is a scam.
In short, the present day Nigeria is a scam.
Rubber stamp legislators
Rubber scam judiciary
Iron scam executive

Insensitive ordinary citizens

Nigeria needs to be recolonized again by Britain to make any headway.

Restart this country to bring sanity and development.

Unintelligent! Go and trace your origin plus the origin of the problem of the inhabitants of Nigeria before you comment, this time wisely!

aieromon:
https://www.nairaland.com/560180/nigerian-student-shot-killed-us

Thanks

sukkot:
Yes Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats the guy, Bawomolo. wow your memory is good. thank you . wow you got his picture too .wow. you try bro

Really? This is sad o ... when did this happen

SkengRay:
Omo na common Swarmz beat this guy🤣🤣🤣. Swarmz wey KSI beat mercilessly. This cuppy sef na only her boobs dey entice me

But the guy na mechanic nah, is he also a boxer

evergenuineshop:
This has happened to me too during my uni days.

from the day I started asking the girl out, nightmares always killed me.

She was my course mate, fair and beautiful

Every night in my dreams she does whatever she likes with me, feed me shit inside the toilet and all kinds of strange nightmares.

No matter how hard I pray before sleeping she will still come in my dreams,

sometimes she will flash me at midnight I will wake up and try to call her back she will not pick her calls, once I managed to sleep after that, strange nightmares will come.

All this stopped when God told me to cut every feeling I have for her and avoid her.

I told her I was sorry for everything that I don't want again, she should never come close to me again.

What was her response after that? The girl strong o or rather her spirit husband.

Scary but hilarious... I just dey laugh

Dshocker:
Oga calm down...

I suspect acute malaria dey your body.

Don't take antimalarial drugs, just focus on alkaline food and in few days, you will be well than what the so called drug will do in your body.

E. G. of alkaline foods

sonofanarchy:
bro I almost had a cardiac arrest last year 31st night, I for no see new year, I just go toilet go lie down for ground, on shower make water cool me because I was overheating like Volkswagen beetle. The Lucifer dey knock toilet Door, I told her I was pooing, that I'm purging not knowing na 1 bar remain I for don become ghost, probably selling Amala as a ghost in Lagos 😂🔗 Guys be careful out there.

Hahahahahahaha

Prosper91:
It happened in my area, they're about 4 of them who carried out the act, the wife of the deceased is now in the police custody at the state command while the rest are now at large..
We warned the lady but she didn't listen.

Warned her about what? You mean it was premeditated that she really wanted to kill her husband, not that she only reported him

ravensckar:
OP you try gan ni, you wan sell wetin no kill you give another person. Back then I used to love Tiger generator, but when it started giving me issues, I carried it, walked a reasonable distance from my house and flung it into the bush. And the bad thing about that generator is that you hardly find any specialist who knows the in and out of it, na trial & error all the repair guys dey do.

Since that day, anything Tiger I no do. Tiger gen, Tiger battery, Tiger energy drink.

Anyone who can afford it should buy a big gen and save himself from mental stress. You see Tiger generator, shaky or faulty charger, Glo sim, Chelsea fc, Nigerian police, Bet9ja, Lagos Conductors and APC. If those things no kill you, nothing fit kill you again.

Lol... You are a real OG to understand those problematic entities listed however, those I know well amongst those listed as agents of disappointment are Tiger generator and Glo network
Tiger Gen is very notorious for blowing up laptop and phone chargers in those days
As for GLO, na useless network, the only thing dem sabi na to dey waste money for advert

Simongm2:
Why all these delay for goodness sake
I can't even access this site with opera browser anymore, and had to tried several times with chrome in order to gain access now.
Who else is experiencing it?

Same here... It happened earlier today. But it is stable now.

sukkot:
message still stands. Pentagram aka 5 point star further illustrates she is in hell now

Chai

sukkot:
oh it’s for all humans. This is the judgement ground where we all come to pay for our karma. This planet. You can only feel pain when enclosed in flesh and so you return in flesh to come and struggle and cry and be afflicted and face sorrow and poverty and sickness and despair etc etc. It’s All karma

Hence, earth is the much talked about hell

sukkot:
well let’s do the analysis. Star of David is six point which means she is on a harvest mission and you say a tortoise so she is harvesting spiritual decomposition and retardation, and the number 45 is the moon which is darkness and subject to the sun and so she is spiritually being declared as the last and not the First. So this woman is harvesting spiritual retardation and a fall from Grace. Now I can bet you in past life she was a white slave master who came to Nigeria to carry slaves and now she is back in the reincarnation on the same ground receiving her judgement. You see before she had the power to bring lightening and thunder on you aka sango but now she is in sango-ted-o without the powers to bring lightening and thunder anymore. This incident happened yesterday on the biggest supermoon since the Middle Ages and was also a new moon in Aquarius and that’s why I know my story is accurate . It’s the big payback.

Boss, but that ain't star of David na... Look at it very well, those stars are five pointed. Davidic star forms six by two triangles (one inverted, one normal)

DaveHarry:
Dis ur analytical write-up; like you have visited paradise b4; it's a wonderful experience though that's why it's mostly abused. Me sha can never ever stop marijuana.

Could you explain your first experience of Marijuana and also tell the difference between smoking it and eating it in food? Honest response please, thanks.

yemmit90:
God bless yous sir. No current Nigeria politicians can fix Nigeria with her obsolete British arrangements, likewise Yoruba or Biafra nations would not solve anything. We are better off as Country, all we needed at this junction is true federalism or regionalism.

Federal government has no business taking about 50% share of its allocation, the same way wasteful state governments has no business taking another 35%. Nigeria is a large populated country, untill we give local governments that are very close to people significant share of allocation, there won't be any development in Nigeria.

You still love your chains continue... Shebi Yoruba and Biafra nations won't stop anything... Endure it very well and lament, after all black man get body for suffer suffer

OdefaGirl:
Na waa ooo

😉

TheGreatYam:
His reason for being so excited could be that he was promised something nice if his result comes out good. Or he might just be a clown seeking attention.

Whichever the case maybe, congrats to him. It's a secondary school, not higher institution.

No, that happens when you just escaped a carryover from a deadly course by whiskers

gaby:
Hahahhaha

This country na animal farm abeg.

What da eff?

What's this on God's name?

The country has been successfully setback to the pre-colonial era.

Kai...

E no go better for all of una and una entire lineage lailai

This confirms my submission on the other thread where they arrested some guy who was only helping them to print better versions of the worthless notes. The guy was doing a better job than they could ever do and I wonder why they'd arrest such a selfless citizen.

Bastards.

higgs:
Jeez! Nigerians should please stop overspeeding. Most of these accidents are caused by overspeeding. Even if You have an accident at low or moderate speeds,the accident will most likely not be fatal.If You are in a vehicle and the driver is overspeeding,please warn him to reduce his speed unless You just want to risk your life.

Funny enough, the people lamenting on this thread are the same bragging about their speeds few weeks ago here https://www.nairaland.com/7503070/whats-highest-speed-did-experienced


There are many of such threads like this on nairaland, I only brought this one out because it's very recent.

Irupetepete:
Evil pre election at work.

Many years ago, at the front of lawals house in ilorin, a man was split in half and someone, probably a politician had his bath inside him...

Remember the time of olusola saraki and his machete saga...
This country is deep gan

Chai.... People are wicked, dem get mind o

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money121:
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ednut1:
This is 2023 i no dey follow you argue again o. Where in the world do Doctors become tailors and farmers A country where minister of health told doctors no job for them is now complaining about people leaving hahahahahahahah


There are over 133m poor in Nigeria and most of them are farmers anyways. Same farming wey fulani herdmen and bandits dey show people pepper.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/daphneewingchow/2022/02/28/in-nigeria-banditry-has-become-a-major-threat-to-food-security/?sh=6a2c7bed61c3

I'm not interested in this argument, but I would have loved it if this stvpid prof Isaac was caught and beaten with pankẹ́rẹ́ and dòdòròmì for that stvpid utterance