₦airaland Forum

psychologist:
You see that nff glass house...

It houses more corrupt people than ask rock....

Howeverc dem
This face mask thing is good ooo, I just passed someone I have been owing and he didn't recognize me

lol make your helper no come pass you by because dem no fit recognize you

loosecanon50:
Tell WHO to tell Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci to test the vaccines on their kids first

there is nothing wrong in a nation like Nigeria reducing its birth rate.

Odingo1:
Press conference and live broadcast, let Buhari do that and answer questions from public.

Nigeria have a hiding President that cannot appear in public.

and you know the most pathetic part,when Nigerians still try to defend this man.

Tookool:
how did he get her bank details?

that tells you the conversion
did not start with the bank alert.

Corporate2020:
He is a dullard but your parents are not qualified to be his gateman. That's the type of dullard I want to be.

keep quiet if Nigeria was a sane nation can any honest individual boldly say that,he is qualified to be the president, we know how flawed our electoral system is.stupid people like you are a deficit to civilization.

ghettokid1:
Loot from the masses and give back 10% of the Loot to the masses in the name of help and then get praised for it. A sad tale of those in power.

this has always been the Nigerian way of political philanthropy,I don't celebrate any of this things,you can't deny a nation access to the major things that makes up a society and then offer a little public help to gain accolades when in private you are one of those responsible for their pains and poverty

IlovePMB:
Does it move cos I can't see the tyres.

I was thinking same too,I taught mobile lab means something that moves from one point to another.

Truthbites:
What's the difference between the word lending and borrowing?

the giver lends the receiver borrows

why then do we have a govt,its a Shame they have no plan on how to grow the economy,funds that will still be lost to corruption, IMF needs to know that they are not funding Nigeria but buhari and his greed and corruption unfortunately Nigeria gets to pay the price.

maasoap:


You were supposed to celebrate an African country here if the report was true and not wail about Nigeria and its leaders. If you wanted to wail, you could have created a thread now.

there is nothing wrong in wailing about Nigeria,our situation has reached the climax.

a nation is as good as its leaders look at your president and leaders and compare with most of this other African nations,a president that doesn't have a primary school certificate, who has shown nothing but incompetence,look at your national assembly and see the urchins and criminal that has taken over governance.

AkeNathan:
Na nation capital be this?

Nigeria does not have any world class city abeg.

this family acts tyrannically because of their insecurities,the south is way more developed than the north,if they should stop being tyrannical there might be a strong revolt against the Kim dynasty,with rising poverty and lack of development,the only way to keep the people in check for them is through iron fist.

Adiola:
if only I have the powers to take away life no Muslim will be alive

this is wrong and insensitive

PureGoldh:
Funny enough...that's how dx people go dey bring in Terrorists into our midst.

and they will be given Hugh cash as settlement and anytime their greed is not being meant they will take up arms and continue from where they stopped,the circle continues.

he turned down first class ticket yet received medical care at one of the most expensive private hospitals in the heart of london,him and his boss ran the nation like a village meeting,we all know this article is part of a PR campaign to manipulate public opinions.

I hate it when he talks like this which technology do they have to boost the economy, he talks insensitively a lot,you can't use what you don't have or know nothing about.

jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa.

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend.

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face.


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin.


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004

I kinda like your story nice one I had a primary school crush too,her name was justina have searched for her on Facebook couldn't find her.

Primenet:
Really, you mean Governors earn more than Senators? Why does Governors go for Senators after finishing their tenures as Governors?

What's the motivation?

in senate there is no tenure limit while a gov can only serve too terms,in terms of who earns more officially I dont know but unofficial/corruption a gov has more access to funds that a senator yes a corrupt governor earns more than a corrupt senator.

Primenet:
Really, you mean Governors earn more than Senators? Why does Governors go for Senators after finishing their tenures as Governors?

What's the motivation?

in senate there is no tenure limit while a gov can only serve too terms,in terms of who earns more officially I dont know but unofficial/corruption a gov has more access to funds that a senator yes a corrupt gov earns more than a corrupt senator.

SoNature:
Abba Kyari contributed to the growth and development of Nigeria, but the country is still in a sorry state?

I am still looking for the growth and development he contributed

this particular line always get my really annoyed like hell,when any politician dies you see tribute like so and so contributed immensely to the growth of Nigeria and sustainable democracy, how the so called criminal was an elder statesman with visionary leadership,I always wonder which growth and development this idiots keep talking about when the entire nation is one big ghetto

Godsfavour78:
why did you have unprotected sex? I really want to know.

I no know how some guy take dey get mind do this things unprotected sex with a stranger you meet on Facebook any girl who allows you raw sex might have given same access to other guys,is it that you don't believe in HIV/aids and other asexually transmitted infections or what,the level of stupidity is worrisome.

Esseite:
Good...

The question here is "why cant Nigeria train her?"... that is where "Limiting dreams or killing dreams" comes in... because it does not have neither the facility or infrastructure to train her.

If Nigeria could train her it means that it has the avenue to train thousands, thereby making it cheaper for a lot of "dreams" to be actualized..

that has always been my take on certain issues you see the govt trying to make us feel that all is well because a Nigerian achieved success in a foreign land,for the fact that your nation cannot help you succeed means such is a failed society.

light099:
Crap!


The only hit I know which shook the whole of African planet is Awilo Album around 1998 or so. It went as far as Europe and America.
These were days with no twitter or internet to trend a song, yet it crossed borders all the way from Congo. I don't think any other Album can ever shake Africa like that Awilo album that yr.
Awilo dance turned to street madness that year with street littered with everyone dancing. Up till today we never knew what he was singing but the hood created their own local lyrics for the songs.

Churchs were not left out as every church then beat Awilo's drum style. Once the drummer changes to Awilo and intruments follow suit, na dance madness go follow am. Awilo was the greatest dance and music album revolution till date.

awilo no be here oh,its nostalgic for me sha damn those days though

SamOyovwi:
When a police man approached me and and my laptop from me. I greeted him with politeness.
I later went to the police station with my receipt to collect it. The government is not treating them well. They are not payed well. Many of them are not happy. Use your jovial sense to talk to them playfully

the govt is not treating anybody well if you say because you are underpaid that's the reason for your hostility how about the millions of unemployed Nigerians who you extort atleast they have a job,I have had issues with them too,we need serious reform in nigeria, I understand you too

SamOyovwi:
Respond to our arms men with respect. Many Nigerians don't know how to talk to them. Why commit suicide in the name of depression based on an ill treament Na only you dey face challenges like that for Nigeria This guy is going straight to hell for this

guy keep quiet what manner of respect dont Nigerians show them,how can any sane human justify the killings of this monsters in uniform,maybe dem need to handle you before you get sense

madridguy:
Look at them all, laughing together, probably talking about business or sharing formula. This has always being their way and immediately things went south, you see them mentioning na because i be Yoruba, i no be hausa, if i be Muslim dey no go do me like this na because i be Christian reason him do me like this.

Las las, Abiola children are still living large, Abacha family are still living luxury life and Michael Otedola son still remains one of Nigeria Billionaire of today. Make we masses open our head all of them na ONE when its comes to looting our resources.

they will have the stupid citizens fighting ethnic and religious battles while they sit at the table irrespective of tribe and religion to loot and satisfy their collective greed

BabangidaHamza:
u dey mind those fellas??

for me taxation is not paid to provide those basic amenities it is made to sustain it,what does Nigeria have at the moment to sustain,is it the poor healthcare of kids sitting on bare floors in school,when you get to a developed nation the working system is already in place you pay tax to maintain it,we dont even have any standard facilities,and a govt known for massive looting of resources can inspire confidence of the masses when you can barely account for our collective wealth how can you account for our tax,and Nigeria's tax failure is not a problem of the masses its still a govt problem because it is their duty to enforce and create tax reforms,Canadians dont pay tax because they want to,they pay because they have to,failure to do so the system takes its course because they have a database and functional system,Nigeria does not have that,who do you blame for a lack of a structured revenue system still the govt,dont make excuses for failures abeg Nigeria is a mess.

this is not a government all they are doing is just to create an illusion of a performing govt.you can't give what you dont have.

Evii:
Hello NairaLanders,

Just graduated from a polytechnic in Rivers State in Electrical/Electronics(Telecome option) with distinction (3.52 CGPA)...pls do any school in Canada or USA accept HND for Master's Should there be any replies I wouldn't know how to access it here as am kind of new. Pls kindly inbox any response to my mail. evii2cute@gmail.com or what's app 08033830084. Thanks a lot.

just click on "mention"at the top of the page it will take you to the replies,as regard your HND I think you can do a post graduate diploma degree in canada before going for your masters .

jumper524:
Omo my voice were too thick for my liking when I tried this.
No wonder people fear me when I threathen them..

you don threaten soldiers before.

Buharidgeneral:
Trader Moni.
What are they trading?

Stupidity is when you lockdown FCT, Lagos & Ogun and you are giving palliative to Kastina

The country is the more you look the less you see.

I tire can buhari or any zombie defend this action there is no amount of PR campaign that can be done by the zombie crew that will change my perception about this highly corrupt man,he knows next to nothing about how to create wealth or grow and develop a nation all he cares about is enriching himself,his family,tribe and religion.