₦airaland Forum

Nodogragra4me:
How is the letter supposed to get to Buhari when you have equally stated that the man is in charge of everything Buhari.

Deputy president for Nigeria. In cross river, it is co-governor, publicly declared and conferred by the governor on his brother .

What is playing out in cross rivers is a reflection of the general primitivity of the entire cross riverians. Collectively, they have proved themselves undeserving of a more mature governance. In plain language, cross river is home of political mediocrities.

Racoon:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/02/20/abba-kyari-vs-monguno-buhari-recognises-his-chief-of-staff-as-deputy-president-ex-emir-of-gwandu/

Even when you are trying your best to accord him the courtesies of the President, you cannot help but conclude that he is indeed an author of confusion. He tends to relish the upheavals generated by these needless conflicts of roles and powers generated by his lack luster administration. The same President that presented an nddc board to the national assembly is the same one that gave a conflicting and confusing approval for a minister to set up an interim board that is UNKNOWN TO LAW to usurp the functions of a constitutional senate approved board. What a dullard! Now, as usual, he is arbitrarily throwing about conflicting roles and functions to his aides with such clueless acumen that confusion reigns supreme! All these are helping to waste time and energy needed for productive governance

Never you fall for that bullshit: if you love and trust me don't check my phone, don't find out about me, bla bla! Bloody crooks! The only trust is a readily OPEN LIFE! Let your life be available and accessible. Anything less than this is a fraud.

NevetsIbot:
How Best Do I Handle This Issue With My Cousins August visit?

Hello everyone. I hope I don't get to bore you all too much with this palava I've found myself in.

I understand how sensitive family can be and that's why this is giving me a little bit of headache.

I have this Cousin; My aunts son from my father's side. We're almost age mates. We got to meet last year April. We had seen each other last about 17yrs ago. So it was more or less like Personalities coming in contact. As expected, we differed a lot. He was more of a rough guy, impatient with needless bravado and a penchant for letting people know how though he thinks he is.

He schools in Ogun state and I in Ondo. We met last year when he came to my school to see me. I overlooked his stupid acts as per that was our first time of meeting and he was going to spend just three days.

He told me he wanted to come again this year and I told him it'd have to be after exams ending by march - knowing fully well that by then, I'd drop another excuse. The semester is crazy right now and I have to divide my time between academics, executive duties in school, art and interior decorations I do. I get home earliest 10pm almost every day.

Last night around 1am... I was seated outside my villa enjoying the night breeze and trying to write a few articles when my neighbor asked me if this my cousin had come... I was confused. My cousin had told this girl he was coming and truly he was on his way.. all the way from Ogun state. At 1am. It was when it got a bit crazy in the street that he called me to help him get to my villa. Which I did but didn't speak to him... Wouldn't trash my cousin before a girl.

The issue is this.

1. I need my privacy.. Being alone helps me focus on work and academics. I need nobody around me. My grades need to be revamped.

2. I don't smoke and I laid down rules that he should never try it around me... I got home today to pick an artwork and my charlet was full of smoke. He did that.

3. Talks with the rural rugged guys in my area. I don't want any mix whatsoever with those guys

4. His bravado is next to foolishness. Where's he's supposed to stay low, he'll act up. He sags extra lower than normal, wears earrings and talks like a thug.

5. He seems to attract cultists to himself even in his school. He's more or less like a baby I need to monitor

I'm not an S.U but I try to show myself as responsible in wherever I stay. Ion smoke. I'm fashionable but don't go extra mile like a juvenile.

Please, I need the best way to eject this guy out of my place ASAP. I'm too busy to have someone around. I do not need this. Talking to him in a brotherly manner makes him flare up. I wouldn't want to make this rough as I tend to lose control when I get really angry.

Please advise

Life can get complicated when you are not decisive when you should! The moment I get the info that the maga was heading my way at 1 am, I would lock up my place and immediately relocate temporarily to frustrate his hang on plan. I don't mind lodging in an inn or close friends place for a few days until I confirm the unreasonable marlian has given up on hanging in my house. Imagine the idiocy! You phone a girlfriend by 1am that you are coming over, meanwhile the guy you want to hang on has not even been notified let alone seeking his consent! Lunatics everywhere! The only language clear to any mad man is a corresponding lunatic communication, such as suddenly locking your place and cutting off communication with him until you confirm he has redirected himself elsewhere! Awán wéré

Your miseries have not even begun. It is men screwing your asshol* now but shortly, demons will be drilling it hard.

Diligentnigga:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will make this as short as possible and please don't mind my punctuation as I am typing this in a rush

I am a graduate, though unemployed but doing one or two menial jobs to keep mind and soul together

I have this girlfriend I have been dating for almost two years now. We both love each other but the issue at hand is she's a stubborn, anger driven person that insults my parents. In fact hit me sometimes and says all manner of words at me.

Of recent, I found out she's pregnant this February. Now the issue is she's a finalist in the University as she will be serving this year October, but we had plans of not doing abortion but she's so ashamed of everything and just irrational and saying all manners like what people will say this and that, and I have told her I will stay by her through everything. I informed my mum and my immediate siblings about the pregnancy, they were angry but they were like it's fine sha since she's loved in the family

Now the issue is
1 She's very stubborn
2 she insults my parents at every small argument
3 she's anger driven, yes am anger driven to an extent also but I have never used my anger to do stupid things like hitting her before compare to many times she has Slapped, locked my shirt and punched me.
4 we had an issue last night and it was in public and she was just shouting at me, passers by and onlookers were just amused that why would a lady be like this that she now had to take a big stone and throw at me, though I dodged the stone all because i was gearing her to let's leave the public scene and go home
5 A baby is on the line cos she's pregnant and even if you will advise me to leave the relationship as it's toxic, what about the unborn child.
6 I am currently unemployed and in fact am still at home not yet balanced up well enough, but she has used nags to kill me, saying all manners at me

All insults are welcomed. Please I am in die need of advise thank you.

We must not fail to point out your error first.
If you were wise, you would first take time to ascertain the character of a girl friend, whether she is maritally compatible before rushing her to illicit sex. The funny thing about blacks is that they are never willing to bear responsibility for their own actions. Even armed robbers who have killed mercilessly, once they are caught, you hear
them pleading to be pardoned immediately! The cowards take off from paying for their own dastardly actions. Life is not so.
You are therefore bound to tolerate the excesses of your girlfriend - it is the due penance for your indiscretion. Any attempt to escape that penalty will spell the beginning of a permanently deformed destiny for you. If you transgress the latent laws of nature, your triumph will only be temporal. Nature will overtake and tax you at a corner where and when you least expect. Be warned.

She should rather weep for how a woman would suddenly find herself pregnant. She should weep over how she is going to locate who exactly impregnated her because that child would soon come asking who her father is!

Esseite:
https://punchng.com/military-personnel-accompanied-suspected-herdsmen-in-killing-eight-persons-in-delta-okowa/amp/

Imagine the lame duck statement of the supposed chief security officer of a state! This madness will stop...

What are the parents of the boy waiting for before going to arrest the girl for luring their son into sex? The two should be remanded until one party(if any) can prove to be the innocent one.

When stolen money meets stolen money there is laughter all around but when hunger meets hunger there is bloodbath all around. There is natural bond of brotherhood among the haves and a natural discord of hostility among the have nots. The rich robbers do not need to fight their deprived victims - their shared poverty will set them against themselves, while the robbers relish their loot. The loss of the poor is twain: the loss of his mental and material possessions. In the year that the poor will regain their senses, they will spontaneously unite to uproot their common oppressors.

Just because no man is perfect before God is not sufficient or necessary reason for you to keep up the practise of iniquity, except you are very stupid. Indeed our obvious imperfection relative to God's holiness, is a compelling and stimulating reason for all sincere faithfuls and lovers of righteousness to continue purging themselves from iniquities. The Holy Guide makes it clear that it is God's prime business to PERFECT THE JUST! It is therefore explicit that it is only as you do your BEST to follow the WAY, that God notices you and He does the REST by perfecting you in due course. Be not deceived, God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man sows, that shall he reap!

The same "pastors" she supplies girls to, are the same "preachers" who have convinced(or confused) her that she is "born again". The same crowd that cheers her on as she brazenly divides her open genital between strip dancing poles are the same ones comforting her on her journey towards doom. The world is indeed a deeply deceptive place.
Sissy born again, when will you awake from your slumber? You have slept for too long a time! You have lived for too long among the dead! There is time no longer...

ursullalinda:
I can't even pronounce the name .......Congrats to the lucky man.....just like that ......he became the no 2 citizen of Bayelsa......lucky man

For national stability, you may call him : Law Reivwo Jakpo - if that will not later lead to his disqualification!

Liliyann:
I only see a beautiful woman that is not shy about her own body!
We've got to appreciate our body coz you don't expect a guy to worship your body if you ain't even comfortable with your own skin!
I applaud your boldness ma'am!!
Most ladies/ women would want to do sth similar but are scared of the society!
Celebrate yourself coz no one will!!!

This Lilliputian brain must be related to one lousy etinosa who only needs a little rum to make her open up her smelly fvckhole wide for public appreciation. Bold foolzz..

lalasticlala:
30-year-old OAP, Moet Abebe, has a caused a stir on social media with her hot Valentine picture.

Moet Abebe shared the picture on her Instagram page and captioned it:

"Happy Valentine’s Day!!!"

This got her followers stunned.

In the underworld, when the hustle gets tough, you resort to desperation...

oshozondii:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/02/14/breaking-diri-duoye-sworn-in-as-bayelsa-governor/

What of if we sight one of his certificates bearing Adiri Adudouye? Wahala de o

Overlordship:
Hello all, I got married to my wife 9 months ago and it has been a wonderful experience all through until her friend showed up two months ago. That was actually the first time I was meeting her as she wasn’t around for our wedding as she was doing her masters programme in South Africa. I knew she and my wife were closed as she was always talking about her best friend while we were courting.

She showed up at our house and I thought she came to visit and catch up with old times with my wife so I gladly welcome her. Later in the night, my wife told me she will be staying with us for sometimes while she gets a job. I was upset because we never discussed it before and I made my feeling known. Nevertheless, I had to give in since she said the friend also accommodated her in her room back at school for a session. So, I accepted her living with us and I felt it was only for a short time. We gave her the visitor’s room.

The first trouble started when I noticed her night gown barely covered her bum and sometimes were transparent with her boobs showing whenever she comes to the sitting room. I expressed my reservations about it to my wife and she dismissed it playfully that it was nothing and that what were my eyes wandering there for, so I let it go. Sometimes, she will enter her bedroom without knocking saying she wants to gist with her friend. And I will just stay on my side of the bed playing with my phone while the both talked. I noticed my wife doesn’t care, but I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it with the hope her friend will soon leave the house.

I must admit that the friend was a bit useful in the house. My wife closes late than I, and her friend stays home when she’s not job hunting, so sometimes she would have cooked before we arrived. Though, I complained about this also, but wifey believe it was trivial. Her friend was intelligent and as times goes on, we talked on a wide range of topic while waiting for wife to come back from home so I stopped complaining about her to my wife.

It became so normal about her dressing that I accepted it like that. There was a day she came to our room to gist with my wife and playfully, my wife hit me with a pillow and before you know it, the three of us were throwing pillows about and playing like kids. They were both jumping on me and incidentally, I had a hard on as we were playin. I noticed her friend was slightly brushing her hand on me. I had to quickly stop and stylishly use the pillow to cover myself until I came down. I was really uncomfortable with the whole situation, but I didn’t complain to my wife again since I know what she will say. What I just keep asking my wife is when her friend was leaving.

The incident that happened two weeks really changed things. My wife took one week leave and decided to visit her parents outside the state we reside. I wasn’t okay with it leaving her friend alone with me, but she said I will just do fine. I tried to come home late for the first three days so I can completely avoid her, until the fourth day when she came into my room. I didn’t want to be rude by asking her to leave, so I asked her to sit down on the sofa in the bedroom. We first spoke about football, politics and other things. I can’t really say what happened, but in a lapse of judgement, we started kissing and then I had sex with her. I felt regret immediately and started apologizing to her for taking advantage of her. What she said really dazzled me. She said I shouldn’t be sorry as my wife never keep talking of our big I am and how sex was so great. And how she wishes her friend can experience what she was talking about.

My regrets turned to anger immediately and I asked her if she and my wife planned this whole episode just to confirm what my wife was boasting about. She denied being in cohort with my wife, but said something that devastated me. She said my wife wouldn’t mind as they sometimes share things together as they are besties for life right from their school days. I had to quickly exit the room to the balcony. We barely talked again until wife came back, though she tried to initiate some conversation, which I rebuffed. My wife further heightened my apprehension when wife asked if her friend really took care of me and that I couldn’t have missed her much since her friend was around. The dilemma now is that I can’t confront my wife about the incident as I will be admitting I slept with her friend. Her friend is also acting normal and I am afraid if she will inform her “bestie for life”. I have been thinking, what if they had been “Sex partners” before and I married a bisexual cos of the way they do play together. I had just been asking her when her friend was leaving and I don’t want to be forceful because of what happened between us.

Note, my wife has been a good wife. All my family member love her like she’s part of them and she is so comfortable with them. We never had any issues except this. I need advice on how to go on so I don’t destroy my marriage.

You are indisputably the husband of a sexual liberal. Your so-called wife is a long time player of sexual sports with her female partner. There is sufficient evidence that she and her girl friend are covenant lovers who enjoy sexual varieties including threesomes and the likes in the past. These traits die hard. Her marriage to you is not likely to change the set settings. But you got more coming, so belt up for the rough flight. I dont see anything restraining your so-called wife from enjoying all her lustful fantasies also with whichever man her girl lover eventually gets hooked up with. You are in for a long thing and I am afraid, not even your long thing can salvage the situation. I pity the young innocent youths of today!

PRIMITIVE CULTURE.
Little advice for rampaging APCshit protesters: sooner or later, hunger is bound to come knocking vehemently at the door of your empty bellies. The same PDP is where you all must sooner return as there is no other means of legitimate survival other than the money with PDP government. Be proactive...

xrayj:
It is a joint ticket
Anything affecting one affects the other
Go read on joint ticket running

Black man hates READING the Law, so they must learn by hard labour of gruesome experiences like this one.

oshozondii:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/02/14/breaking-angry-protesters-invade-radio-bayelsa-premises-destroy-loot-property

Las, Las, protests must pipe low for the Law to lead!

lalajnr:
Douye Diri, the flagbearer of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in November’s governorship election in Bayelsa state, has asked members of the party who left the party to the All Progressives Congress (APC), to return.

He stated this while speaking to reporters, in reaction to the Supreme Court’s ruling, which sacked David Lyon as the governor-elect.

Diri is now expected to be sworn in as the Governor of Bayelsa.

“The members of PDP, who out of one thing or the other got angry and left us to APC, I’m waving the olive branch, please, come back,” he said.

“We have to build Bayelsa state together. I’m also calling on my brothers in APC they are Bayelsans, we cannot continue to be in disunity.

“Being in APC does not remove you as my brother of Bayelsa state. Whether you are Nembe, Okpia, Sabama, or Southern Ijaw, that is the region that God has brought us together and so, I am extending my olive branch even to those of my brothers and sisters in APC,” he said.

Lyon won the elections by polling 352,552 votes, while Diri got 143,172.

However, the PDP and Diri had sought the disqualification of Lyon’s running mate, Biobarakuma Degi-Eremienyo, for allegedly falsifying his results.

A panel of judges led by Mary Odili on Thursday, voided the joint ticket of Lyon and Degi-Eremienyo and set aside their participation in the governorship election.

The apex court also ordered that INEC should issue a certificate of return to the candidate with the second-highest number of votes in the election.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/02/14/bayelsa-diri-sends-message-to-pdp-members-who-defected-to-apc/amp/

The voice of a wise man, who understands that he is the choice of the Law at the expensive expense of his rival who is the popular choice of the people! It is a delicate situation, requiring delicate discretion

WHAT CAN CONSOLE LYON NOW?
WHAT WILL HE DO TO HIS DEPUTY, HIS DESTINY DESTROYER NOW?
WILL THE DEPUTY CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF LYON NOW?
FEAR GOD, FEAR THE LAW FROM NOW...

BornagainXtain:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm shocked to the bone that PDP will continue in bayelsa after years of misrule. We bayelsans must protest against this Supreme Court judgment

It is easier for the constitution to be born again than for your protest to have effect. #ExerciseInFutility

socialmediaman:
I absolutely agree! However, APC won the election according to the polls, not PDP. Is it right to declare PDP winner of APC presented the wrong candidates? Shouldn’t the flag bearers be vacated and the party asked to replace them?

You are apparently a student of the rule of logic which stands no ground before the rule of Law.

This is an earth shaking apex Court ruling! Tells you the gravity of all electoral stipulations, starting even from party primaries! You will pay mercilessly for any infractions, no matter how far you think you have gone flouting any of them! Fear God, then fear the Law!
Our democracy is being sobered, refined and fine tuned by the fire of these judicial rulings. Next time, political parties will exercise discipline to perform due diligence at all stages of elections or be forced to experience the rude shocks of shattering disappointments after hasty celebrations. Lyon, what a pity! T b Joshua, what a calamity!

deantimes:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/todaypoliticsng.com/nnamdi-kanu-apologises-withdraws-threat-to-kill-children-of-police-commissioner/amp/

Nnamdi KANU exhibits this shallowness of personality time and again! A cardinal trait of great leaders is their stoicism in the midst of adversity but KANU is notably a Lilliputian in this respect. He is a kindergarten in the academy of soul management and that singular bankruptcy spells certain doom to him and any people he aspires to lead. He typically looks after he has leaped and he thinks after he has spoken! Even the Ikemba who failed in the first secessionist attempt is a genius and intellectual giant relative to KANU. A more credible ipob leader and leadership would have won the Biafran course greater sympathy and followership.

Strongmercy123:
Good evenin everyone. Pls I need a word of wisdom and advice from matured minds here. I’m 28 yrs I will be 29 in 2days.

I feel I’m about to make a life mistake. I have been dating my bf for 10yrs now, yes I was young and independent as at that time, the love was so sweet that we could do anything for each other. My bf left the country 5yrs ago and since then it has been long distance relationships, our communication was good.

He visited Nigeria December last yr and left the first week of January. He Begged me to wait for him again and I agreed. I’m currently pregnant and I’m scared to keep the baby, I spoke to him about it and he was happy.

Recently he is complaining of not having money and all. he has suddenly change with the way he talk to me and he doesn’t even have plans for me. He hardly calls and hardly pick my calls. I have tried to talk to him about his recent attitude and he will always end up calling me nag.

I’m thinking about going for abortion but I don’t know if it’s a great choice. He is 34yrs, pls I need advice.

Your coming child is the only solid ground you got left , all other grounds seem to be sinking sand. Keep your baby by all means. May God sustain His mercy on you.

Xclusiveme:
Choiii imagine if Biafra succeeds, we have the biggest market, oil sector, Innoson, Biafra pounds, no USA visa restrictions, Biafran passport, just thinking to myself

Please moderate those Ipob hallucinations!!! You got no oil , except you are sinfully coveting thy neighbours goods!

blowjohn:
If wishes were horses.
Name one nigeria brand that is world class.
Just 1.
Even globacom that should lead the race is nothing to write home about.
U know why? Cos the average Nigerian believes in mediocrity as long as it serves his people.
U think innossoon cannot assemle a car as good as Toyota?
He knows if he dishes out what he's giving now hell make maximum profit and people will still buy.
Have u tasted dangote noodles?
Co.pare it to indomie and u ask why a brand like dangote will sell such low quality and not so nice tasting noodles. Cos we will still buy!
Where is the gala that was one of the best tasting snack when it first came out?
As long as the money is being made, nigerians dont care about competing with the rest of the world.
So enjoy whatever u see while it lasts.
And before u blame the economy and taxes, dont be deceived, these people make money. They are after maximum profits.

It took loving and patronizing made at-home goods for ALL the present advanced and developed economies to get to their present enviable portals. Patriotism is not mediocrity except of course you are complaisant

aminulive:
https://politicsnigeria.com/son-certifies-innoson-vehicles-issues-mancap-certificate/

And those are the Calibre of automobiles your inept so-called honourables(?) in the house of reps turned down in preference for more "prestigious" foreign rides in utter callous and diabolic disregard of dwindling national foreign reserves and compounding poverty of the Masses!

BabbanBura:
This one go marry one day abi?

Of course, a fellow MoRron in Nairaland will rationalize her imbecility and inherit it..

freelansa:


A 17-year-old girl has taken to social media to announce that she slept with her best friend’s dad to pay her back for sleeping with her boyfriend.

She posted the video online, telling her friend whom she addressed as 'Adwoa' that she was in a hotel room with her father.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndYE-ZcMQPM

Which kind fish brain harlots be all these?
And they feel there is no consequence to these lunatic displays? You are just proving how deserving you are of your coming cataclysm..