₦airaland Forum

Mrs oduah or oduduwa shud pls shut d crap abt our airspace nd bla bla bla...no where is safe in Nigeria...at least for nw...u go north for nysc, boko haram 'boko' you; u go south go greet ur uncle, dem kidnap u for ransome after wc ur lyf no b guarantee o...u travel go west...tnk ur stars if road accident no kill u...u com get money dey enta plane jeje...u forget say naija planes be flyin coffins...u dcide make u jst siddon for haus...den plane com crashland for ur haus...haba!!

Silence of d lambs poster....luv it.

Hello...was just wondering if ppl here have favorite movie posters. Mine is dt of 'titanic' (with kate winslet nd leonardo dicaprio gracing d poster in a unique positn); i also luv dt of 'silence of the lambs' (wiv jodie foster on d poster). Wud lyk to knw ppl's favorite film posters if they've got any. Tnx.

mine is 'silence of the lambs' (much of a thriller sha) nd 'house of wax'.

mykejones: Am nt a 'nollywood' fan buh i tink this is feasible.
But 2b candid,i tink this idea of urs is already stolen by someone else now.
You shdn't have written it here..welz,letz hope u can stl reclaim it back.
I can build on 2 of the characters there..mail me if u want my inputs.
I can also share some of my own handi work wt u.
Enjoi!

der is nothin rily wrng in she writing a synopsis of an intended script. D joy abt it is if sumone stole ur 'idea', u can neva write d same thing. Wat makes ur script stand out is nice character devpt, unique storyline, twists in d plot nd sharp nd relatable dialogue. If u dnt first 'expose' ur wrk, u may nt rily improve...as u ought to hav. For me, i find d story a bit 'typical' wiv no much background. But stil a nice one. Ur best is yet to come.

I no lyk am jare...i prefer native wears anyday...make me luk more mature...who wants to strangle himself thruout a stressful day?? My heart goes to male bankers...

Abegii!! Nlers shud stop 'forming' as if dey re confusd as regards dia choice btw d two....na naija we dey...money na koko...abi i lie No wonda, many youths nw buy finance-centad books but informative books nko?? Tufiakwa!!!
D reverse is d case in countries wiv ppl dt hav foresight nd passion for discovery nd inventn.

kayusfit: so painful that he failed to bomb more people today. I know your guys will try another location soon. you are my hero

Are u a slowpoke? ode!

See as him cheek fat...nonsense! Ojo gbogbo ni ti suicide bomber, ojo kan ni ti olohun...

And dis made d front page because... mschew, next!

I catch a grenade, oh ****!!!

So, are they nw so vexed dt dia allowance was slashd by a percentage (dats if it's true)? And nw dey wanna get back at SLS by subjecting CBN budget to legislative scrutiny?? Fools in corridors of power. Can sum1 sing 'do me i do you,me I no go vex; touch me I touch u,me i no go vex; expose me, i expose u; me i no go vex...'slash' me i 'slash' u I go vex die!

Keeping fingers crossed till june 30. {I go see weda dem go 'flush' me out of dia kontiri wen i no be faeces. }

Advise ur frnd to stop such illegal money-spinning venture...to get his gal back. Abi cant he use c'mon sense nd invest d money he has gotten over d yrs on a bisniz or smth? Na wa for all dis ppl dt get money from oda ppl's sweat oh... Oh i forgot, many yahoo boys re only cunny nd smart...nt intelligent!!!

Abeg, free d fisherman joor...he didnt intend to say his mind jare...just a slip of tongue

Prophecy abi prediction?? Abegi!!! If chelsea had lost, his 'prophecy' wud av com to pass...nw dt dey've won,d claim is dt d prophecy was averted by consistent prayers by maybe...d fans...mschew!!! Pls, he shud prophesy abt hw boko haram wud meet her waterloo and nt a game of twenty-two men chasing a ball. Nonsense!

Na wa for d gal dt led d attack oh...youths don vex...it shud b Jonatan's turn next!!

Cngrats oo...mark zuckerberg...bur na wa o...u got married to 'ching chung chi'...God bless d union.

Ppl cud rily b silly. 'Wud ur cgpa put food on ur table or guarantee u a good job' 'I made it without setting my foot on any higher institution'...blah blah blah...rubbish! Is it everybody dt wud make it without using dia CGPA?? Dis is hw youths of nowadays re discouraged from hardwrk esp academic-wise since dia re oda shortcuts (scams and 'personal devpt') whereas d literacy and future of d society is at risk. Abroad, many academics are well-paid because der is always a place of research and applying it to improve human existence (wc we fail to do in Naija wen evritin is 'la cram, la pour, la forget')...my point Free d poster joor...it's only him dt knws wat the 3.5 wud mean to him @op...I feel bad for u sha...bur ur lecturers wicked oo...Wish u da best in lyf endeavours..

It is!!! Though, ppl say children re God's gifts...but they also cud be economic burden considering dia financial and social costs in dis era of subsidy removal Naija is overpopulated already, bringing innocent children into poverty at dis (st)age is not fair...dat doesnt mean poor ppl shud nt do 'kini' oh...but let ur pocket control d way u spill 'evrytin' all around...

Anoda 'Ngige' again Mschew! we nid fresh ppl jare...i wonder when leadership became family inheritance!

@roscoe...no need for a sermon...am also a yoruba myself...but our culture cud b funny wen xamind critically...upon all d various ways of grtings...doesn't mean we re dt united or even luv one anoda truly...,mschew@ hypocrisy...

Yorubas nd dia funny ways of greeting...eku ijoko...eku ile...eku irole...eku arm(ed) robbery... ...eku subsidy removal o...se boko haram wa?

toptop: @ Shola, you have big cheeks also. Checkout your profile photo. Moreso, learn to respect that woman. If your mum had gotten even close to her shoe lace, you will not be wasting your impoverished life on nairaland typing nonsense. Be guided oh!

Hello, was just jokin naa...u dnt av to take it personally...my mum does nt need to embezzle to be a fulfilld woman....she already has fulfilled children....get it?? {Strolls away} I wonder y u dey defend d fat-cheekd woman sef...abi u dey chop from her Just saying...lol

Tank God for uche's lyf...at last...her juju has wrkd on a strange man afta several failures ova me!!! God bless d 'strange' union...mu eh eh