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Ningi meant his boko boys av successfully maskd dia attacks as non-religious whereas it is..,kip up d 'gud' work...ninja...sori ningi...God is watching.

Leonardo dicaprio nd kate winslet in 'titanic' nd 'revolutionary road',

bright007: Why did this make d front page?

why are u a human being?

onatisi: mind what you write about davido ,he is dbanj new signing and very soon he too will be with kanye west.
;Dmind what you write about davido ,he is dbanj new signing and very soon he too will be with kanye west.

are u ok? Hope all is well?

My best actors are ramsey noah, justus esiri, olu jacobs. Actresses re bimbo akintola, kate henshaw, liz benson, stephanie nd funlola aofiyebi. Best movie?. Dats figurine nd den thunderbolt (magun).

Jayboy, u re totally right. I rily lyk kate...v talented.,,six oscar nominatns at 33! V commendable. Am lukin forward to her new movie- labor day nd dt of leo- django unchained.

I love kate winslet nd leo in revolutionary road...such a sadistic movie

Titanic: d last scene wia old rose dreams of her young self reuniting with jack in d ship...
The help- d party scene where celia foote (played by jessica chastain) wantd to clear tinz with hilly holbrook nd she mistakenly tore her dress...den threw up..lol
figurine: i love d endin of dis movie where ramsey's sista, lara looks down, linda was shown cryin, nd ramsey beside mona (omoni oboli).

Titanic, thunderbolt.

Omotola is damn beautiful!!! See d hairstyle, dress nd carriage. Let me call my agent to get me dt her number i deleted mnths ago...

I will smile nd say thank u....mschew!!!

Makes me: say things am nt supposed to say.
Stroll into d nxt rum nd comfortably lie down on a bed tinkin it's mine...tinkin am in my rum...
Dream of me chasing masquerades...trust me...nt vice versa...
To b prepared for serious jacking...lol...skul tinz...
Receive a call amidst it in d evening nd grting d oda persn.' gud mrning, hw was ur nyte?'.
Know d wonders of God...hw close one cud b to death nd stil wake up to lyf saying all izz well.

Silence of d lambs...nd house of wax

orisiirisii....make dem use king solomon style naa...cut d baby into 2 nd share him btw d two families...d 1 who agrees to dis is nt d true parent...wetn i dey talk sef...na naija we dey....eh eh eh...nt applicable

Lmao@ no 4. Wmen survive more car accidents dan men?? Mu eh eh...wetn i no go hear for nairaland...i guess u wud also av said thet also survive plane crashes, but tnk God for d dana plane crash...no survivor...i mean no female survivor...(dnt mean it).

daywatcher: boko harm...are you reading this, they will all be there

lol...am sure our boko brodas wud seize dis once in a blue moon opportunity...let it begin!!

[quote author=Wily+Wily]Fraudulent Yorubas are the cause of this corruption that have ravaged this country, they taught Dirty Stinking Hausa/Fulani how to Steal. Ofe Oil people nay lie?[/quote]re u ok? Pls, stop taking marijuana for lunch nd cocaine as brkfast...d result is ur post up here...

[quote author=Soo_cool]And this is on the frontpage because?[/quote]i.d.i.o.t.a shut up dia! Wat shud nw be on d frntpage? I doubt if u re a parent; am nt but cmon sense tells me i cn learn frm dose ahead of me. Nairaland is nt all about criticising dose in govt nd discussin sad news wiv admiratn. Nonsense.

ZUBY77: Cool. I love that.
Anything that can hasten the divison of this non-working marriage is welcomed and endorsed by me. I am not interested in yelling GOD PLEASE COME AND HELP NGERIA because God already left this Country.

hw old re u? Were u born a m.o.r.o.n?

So, whose report shud we bliv Stewpeed old men!!!

[quote author=miteolu]Ajimobi (Oyo State governor) should not pretend as the only saint in Africa. His hands are not clean. If he is properly checked, forgery and false declaration are Ajimobi's next of kin and best friend .[/quote
must u always destructively criticise any move by ppl of govt?? Even wen smth gud is done, u re too blinded by ur silly mindset to see it...o.d.e!

Bomb blast here, bomb blast der...na wa o. In Nigeria, if u wanna cross road, dnt jst luk left nd right of d road o...luk down so u dnt step on bomb nd upwards so a 'dana' doesnt crash on ur head!!!

kheart: Yoruba people re d most stupid hypocrate on d face of d earth, wen gej change unilag to maula(beggers) na dem com dey open dat there oversize kpomo mout yet dey re declaring june 12 as democracy day. Mtchewwwww

u re a big f.o.ol...olori gbeske...stop eatin ur poo as breakfast...d effect is dis ur rubbish post...o.p.o.n.u

General sanni Abacha...i miss you...esp when i remember dose dayz dt we ruled Nigeria...stil tinkin abt u... ...may u rot in hell...

oh...wat i've achievd since i finishd nysc...ok, let me start reeling them out...dem plenty...
I proudly partook/oversaw some bombings last yr nd early dis yr...(i always feel kul abt it wen i flash back...) :'...
Early dis yr...i successfully convincd mr president to dregulate pms...we re all proud of d result nw....aren't we??
D latest in my diary is d once in a lyftym opportunity of supervising d dana plane crash...it wasnt easy...
Incase u dnt knw who i am...i am END TIME...sum tink it's my broda- FATE.

Mrs oduah or oduduwa shud pls shut d crap abt our airspace nd bla bla bla...no where is safe in Nigeria...at least for nw...u go north for nysc, boko haram 'boko' you; u go south go greet ur uncle, dem kidnap u for ransome after wc ur lyf no b guarantee o...u travel go west...tnk ur stars if road accident no kill u...u com get money dey enta plane jeje...u forget say naija planes be flyin coffins...u dcide make u jst siddon for haus...den plane com crashland for ur haus...haba!!

Silence of d lambs poster....luv it.