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EducationRe: JAMB Introduces E-facility Android App by simdam500(m): 9:52am On Dec 04, 2013
Features of this app
− Checking of current candidate result.
− Retrieval of Registration Number.
− Result Verification.
− Checking of admission status.
− Registration of cybercafes.
poor apps.... apps that doesn't have past questionsssss shocked
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Banned From UK For 15 Years! by simdam500(m): 6:24pm On Dec 03, 2013
15yrs from now!!! smh.... who knows how many days left for him to stop reign.....








































*On;ly God KNOWS*
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Banned From UK For 15 Years! by simdam500(m): 6:22pm On Dec 03, 2013
[quote author=Mz_®ae'®ae]Who no knw me OluwaRaeshelle........





Make u no folo me run my race B lyk say .............see we no dey look deir face .......




Abeg Abeg Abeg Am on Point....cheesy[/quote]nice song! i have a perfect beat 4 dat.... grin grin grin



and eh eh eh eh i no dey gbadun d tone, go buy anoda 1
CelebritiesRe: T-Billz Destroys Photographer's Camera At Sound Sultan's Birthday Party by simdam500(m): 12:44pm On Dec 03, 2013
Kcrwazzzzyy cameraman... Of all people in d event (seun and d mods) aah sowi... Up comin artist and d rest wishin and willin to be taken... Runnin to be on front page here and there... Gentle and cool guys... (cameraman u no serious) u now went ahead to snap T... Case close sef
HealthRe: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by simdam500(m): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2013
The rate at which d sponge and soap clean d body is not d same as d towel
Music/RadioRe: Olamide - Turn Up (Video) by simdam500(m): 12:11pm On Dec 03, 2013
Street love... D street will neva leave me if i go wrong o!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Times Did You Make It To NAIRALAND Frontpage This Year? by simdam500(op): 11:49am On Dec 03, 2013
youngprofdguru: Hv never made it to front-page before but we thank God
but u just did... How do u feel bout dathuh
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Tell Your Parents About Him. by simdam500(op): 10:45pm On Dec 02, 2013
As a big boy... I prefer d drop a few hint option
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Promised Me Sex If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee by simdam500(m): 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2013
MarvellousGod: She's just scared you will leave her after sex, Op please don't leave her..I feel for her though she's naive embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by simdam500(m): 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2013
#teamASUUNOMICS
PhonesRe: What Will You Miss About Blackberry by simdam500(m): 7:19pm On Dec 02, 2013
#teamBBM
CelebritiesRe: Why I Married Peter Okoye Despite The Fact He Is My Junior – Lola Omotayo by simdam500(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
Yomieluv: When a girl is in her prime,if someone younger than her comes around,she would scream" I be your mate",when getting old,and no suitor, she would say"age aint nothing,but number".

Ladies and their cunning way.

But that Lola fine.
i swear she is


#teamhttp://www.nairaland.com/1537877/cry-teenager-guys-twenties-should
CelebritiesRe: Why I Married Peter Okoye Despite The Fact He Is My Junior – Lola Omotayo by simdam500(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
Yomieluv: When a girl is in her prime,if someone younger than her comes around,she would scream" I be your mate",when getting old,and no suitor, she would say"age aint nothing,but number".

Ladies and their cunning way.

But that Lola fine.
i swear she is https://www.nairaland.com/1537877/cry-teenager-guys-twenties-should
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Tell Your Parents About Him. by simdam500(op): 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2013
these ladies and #teamtellgrandma

arrgh... Jokky u self believe in grandma magichuh shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Times Did You Make It To NAIRALAND Frontpage This Year? by simdam500(op): 10:46am On Dec 02, 2013
Bawss1: OP read through this thread's title again and do the needful.

How many times did you MADE it. . .?
i just did... okhuh
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Tell Your Parents About Him. by simdam500(op): 1:15am On Dec 02, 2013
Gugwana: Thats not an easy one 1st dey knew hs name but they only got to see hm when i was in my 1st trimester of pregnancy cos dey wantd t c da guy dat made m preg lol so dey askd m t bring hm home n i dd since then everythn went fine
wow lucky u... And was it a happily ever married afterhuh

Less i 4got wat u doin up dis late hourhuh *as if am not 2b asked d same question too
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Shocker!!!!.wale Caught In D Act....wit A Lagos Gurl by simdam500(m): 1:10am On Dec 02, 2013
Op reminded me of wazzar... Op and wat happen after wale was caughthuh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Matured Boyfriend by simdam500(m): 1:05am On Dec 02, 2013
e-hookup
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by simdam500(m): 1:03am On Dec 02, 2013
Barman after 1plate of pepper soup... Abeg serve me 2busty babe
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Times Did You Make It To NAIRALAND Frontpage This Year? by simdam500(op): 12:25am On Dec 02, 2013
[quote author=airclipse][/quote]oh u mean... U never made it to fphuh
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Tell Your Parents About Him. by simdam500(op): 12:22am On Dec 02, 2013
Wel wel
RomanceRe: Romance In Church by simdam500(m): 12:19am On Dec 02, 2013
tintingz: LOL madam kuly kuly grin you see sword for my hand ni? That's what we are saying any muslim you see are terrorist to you. undecided

To answer you question, mosque is a place of worship not a dating house where you wink at each other haba fear God nao. If a muslim brother likes/love a muslim sister and vice versa and want to express his love for her, he/she should go and meet a wali(guardian) and explain his/her feelings to him then the the wali will arrange everything this is only when they are ready for marriage in sharia-marriage perspective. There is no room for boyfriend-girlfriend thing in Islam this are the causes of pre-marital sexx which is not allow in Islam, get married and have your sexx wink grin

Am not a muslim scholar nor a sharia scholar but I still try by answering your question smiley
so no dating, no courting... How do i know she no how to cook sefhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: How African Parents Act On Halloween Night by simdam500(m): 11:59pm On Dec 01, 2013
Dis seun sef
RomanceRe: The Cry Of A Teenager: Guys In Their Twenties Should Leave Our Girls Alone by simdam500(m): 11:42pm On Dec 01, 2013
martronilla: no nigerian girl wants to date a child... happy new month
[quote author=ms_pee]Who wants to date babies? undecided

Hello son, now is the time to study hard, make good grades, make real money and polish yourself. . . When you are 20+ you'd enjoy what your elders are enjoying now. wink

Grow up!!! angry[/quote]so it actually truehuh IF I GROW UP AND ONE SMALL GIRL LYK DAT EYE ME... I will teach her a lesson she wont forget... I be her MATEhuh Rubbish *winks*
RomanceRe: The Cry Of A Teenager: Guys In Their Twenties Should Leave Our Girls Alone by simdam500(m): 11:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
ITbomb: Son , now is the time to study hard in school or learn how to make money .
When u have ur 2.1 degree or N2.5m in bank account with a nice apartment , u will also join us n chase those sweet tight U'20 girls
To fi akwa... Y would ah chase a little geh... Get me big gehs lyk idowu... *wink*
Nairaland GeneralHow Many Times Did You Make It To NAIRALAND Frontpage This Year? by simdam500(op):
Let d count begin and let see who has d highest fp tins and first to comment tins... Welcom to December!!!

as for me, i made it to fp twice this year.......

I never made it to "First to comment" grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by simdam500(m): 11:23pm On Dec 01, 2013
It all said... RIP
Jokes EtcRe: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by simdam500(m): 11:07pm On Dec 01, 2013
alpha conde: I can't save nairaland pics on my phone, is anyone experiencing this?
nope... I can save evry pix...








Wit ma C2
PhonesRe: Tecno Unveils Phantom AIII Smartphone by simdam500(m): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2013
Irises: this nairaland laugh is very wicked. see the front teeth grin grin grin
are u newhuh
RomanceRe: Romance In Church by simdam500(m): 11:23am On Dec 01, 2013
fctguy: So this is what you guys do in your place of worship?!
This is pure abomination! You dare not try this in my mosque, reason we separate males from females to prevent such evil actions.
But I just cannot comprehend that such thing happen in a place of worship!
Are you guys sure you worship a God?
shut up joor... Are the 2 gender still not in d same auditorium... Abi ur male worship inside while the other worship at d doorstep... And even would that stop temptationhuh

And again servin God is with clean heart not clean cloth, clean auditorium neither is it pushin ur other gender far away 4rm u...

Op and mod... U guys are funny but wazar talk true... This is a cooked up jokes
Christianity EtcWhat Does It Mean That God Will Not Despise A Broken Spirit And Contrite Heart by simdam500(op): 11:32pm On Nov 30, 2013
Psalm 51 was written by King Davidafter he committed adulterywith Bathsheba and had her husband killed to cover his sin (2 Samuel 11). It has been said of David that he sinned big, but repented bigger. He is a model to us of what real heart repentance looks like. He wrote this psalm as an agonized cry to God for forgiveness.... What do u understand by What does it mean "that God will not despise a broken spirit and contrite heart"huh
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Tell Your Parents About Him. by simdam500(op): 11:07pm On Nov 30, 2013
Uniquexty: I think i will tell grandma
and i think dat anoda cool step to take...

Did u spend ur childhood wit ur grandmahuh

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