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Features of this apppoor apps.... apps that doesn't have past questionsssss |
15yrs from now!!! smh.... who knows how many days left for him to stop reign..... *On;ly God KNOWS* |
[quote author=Mz_®ae'®ae]Who no knw me OluwaRaeshelle........ Make u no folo me run my race B lyk say .............see we no dey look deir face ....... Abeg Abeg Abeg Am on Point.... [/quote]nice song! i have a perfect beat 4 dat.... ![]() and eh eh eh eh i no dey gbadun d tone, go buy anoda 1 |
Kcrwazzzzyy cameraman... Of all people in d event (seun and d mods) aah sowi... Up comin artist and d rest wishin and willin to be taken... Runnin to be on front page here and there... Gentle and cool guys... (cameraman u no serious) u now went ahead to snap T... Case close sef |
The rate at which d sponge and soap clean d body is not d same as d towel |
Street love... D street will neva leave me if i go wrong o!!! |
youngprofdguru: Hv never made it to front-page before but we thank Godbut u just did... How do u feel bout dat ![]() |
As a big boy... I prefer d drop a few hint option |
MarvellousGod: She's just scared you will leave her after sex, Op please don't leave her..I feel for her though she's naive |
#teamASUUNOMICS |
#teamBBM |
Yomieluv: When a girl is in her prime,if someone younger than her comes around,she would scream" I be your mate",when getting old,and no suitor, she would say"age aint nothing,but number".i swear she is #teamhttp://www.nairaland.com/1537877/cry-teenager-guys-twenties-should |
Yomieluv: When a girl is in her prime,if someone younger than her comes around,she would scream" I be your mate",when getting old,and no suitor, she would say"age aint nothing,but number".i swear she is https://www.nairaland.com/1537877/cry-teenager-guys-twenties-should |
these ladies and #teamtellgrandma arrgh... Jokky u self believe in grandma magic |
Bawss1: OP read through this thread's title again and do the needful.i just did... ok ![]() |
Gugwana: Thats not an easy one 1st dey knew hs name but they only got to see hm when i was in my 1st trimester of pregnancy cos dey wantd t c da guy dat made m preg lol so dey askd m t bring hm home n i dd since then everythn went finewow lucky u... And was it a happily ever married after Less i 4got wat u doin up dis late hour *as if am not 2b asked d same question too |
Op reminded me of wazzar... Op and wat happen after wale was caught ![]() |
e-hookup |
Barman after 1plate of pepper soup... Abeg serve me 2busty babe |
[quote author=airclipse][/quote]oh u mean... U never made it to fp ![]() |
Wel wel |
tintingz: LOL madam kuly kulyso no dating, no courting... How do i know she no how to cook sef ![]() |
Dis seun sef |
martronilla: no nigerian girl wants to date a child... happy new month[quote author=ms_pee]Who wants to date babies? ![]() Hello son, now is the time to study hard, make good grades, make real money and polish yourself. . . When you are 20+ you'd enjoy what your elders are enjoying now. Grow up!!! [/quote]so it actually true IF I GROW UP AND ONE SMALL GIRL LYK DAT EYE ME... I will teach her a lesson she wont forget... I be her MATE Rubbish *winks* |
ITbomb: Son , now is the time to study hard in school or learn how to make money .To fi akwa... Y would ah chase a little geh... Get me big gehs lyk idowu... *wink* |
Let d count begin and let see who has d highest fp tins and first to comment tins... Welcom to December!!! as for me, i made it to fp twice this year....... I never made it to "First to comment" ![]() |
It all said... RIP |
alpha conde: I can't save nairaland pics on my phone, is anyone experiencing this?nope... I can save evry pix... Wit ma C2 |
Irises: this nairaland laugh is very wicked. see the front teethare u new ![]() |
fctguy: So this is what you guys do in your place of worship?!shut up joor... Are the 2 gender still not in d same auditorium... Abi ur male worship inside while the other worship at d doorstep... And even would that stop temptation And again servin God is with clean heart not clean cloth, clean auditorium neither is it pushin ur other gender far away 4rm u... Op and mod... U guys are funny but wazar talk true... This is a cooked up jokes |
Psalm 51 was written by King Davidafter he committed adulterywith Bathsheba and had her husband killed to cover his sin (2 Samuel 11). It has been said of David that he sinned big, but repented bigger. He is a model to us of what real heart repentance looks like. He wrote this psalm as an agonized cry to God for forgiveness.... What do u understand by What does it mean "that God will not despise a broken spirit and contrite heart" ![]() |
Uniquexty: I think i will tell grandmaand i think dat anoda cool step to take... Did u spend ur childhood wit ur grandma ![]() |
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[/quote]nice song! i have a perfect beat 4 dat....



[/quote]so it actually true