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Important Tips To All Ladies ! 1. Do not shave
off your eyebrows only to redraw them with
a pencil… it makes no sense 2. Do not put on
too much make up, you end up looking like
you came out of the make-up factory. 3. Do
not wear a vest or sleeveless top without
shaving your armpits or without a bra
underneath 4. Do not leave chipped nail
polish to wear off on its own, there's a
reason why they sell nail polish remover. 5. If
you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t
bother. 6. Do not do artificial nails that makes
you look like a drag queen, simple is always
sexy. 7. See-through leggings or a top used as
a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-
the-no! 8. Never do things for a man with a
hope of getting something in return,
expectations are dangerous. Do it because
you simply want to. 9. Never contradict what
your man says - in public. 10. Never stalk the
man that left you for the other woman. 11. Do
not share your best friend's personal life with
every Tom, Dick and Harry. 12. Women should
never act on distress in relationships like
checking your man’s phone, nagging him to
death, and acting like a paranoid freak. You
will simply release him to someone else by
doing so. 13. Never dish out your entire family
drama on a first date. The guy just wants to
know about you. 14. Stop obsessing over
your body. It’s good to eat healthy. and work
out but let's leave it at that. 15. Say No to
wearing over accessories; stop looking like a
Christmas tree. 16. Never leave home without
lip gloss, your phone and most of all, your
dignity. 17. Never leave your used sanitary
towel in the toilet for the next person to see.
Women please! 18. Never wear very high
heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell walk.
You look like a drunk grasshopper. 19. Never
wear short skirts and low cut tops when off
to an Interview. You will create the wrong
impression. 20. And finally, 'Never wish to be
like any other woman. There are others out
there envying you for who you are' 21.Be
good. Be yourself. Be Nice. Be simply you

braine: I don't think its that easy

really? It just depend on our parent... Some are actually harsh dat dere children cant share wat they're goin through with dem

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

seriously u wouldn't believe... But i have a crush on u and d way u talk... Lol

I hit on evrylady i see...

*did i read d back of d topic*


hit by a lady... Nah! Ego wont allow

motherhood..... *aah think 2face took the right step* painting the pix

angel TI: aaaaawwwwwwwwww

Annie just stole my heart

from

looks fatter... smh...

why would i want to go hug a kid on stage pity d dude anyway because he was tryin to appreciate a star but the star is not appreciatin him in return....

Shadoky: God pls bless me wit such wman to marry.

vice versa... Can u do dsame for ur lady?

Life is a journey that makes you experience many situations, some of which are good and some are tough to face. It is the tough ones that test your mettle. They may shatter your hopes and aspirations, but you need to go on. Listed here are some quotes to encourage you during tough times.
1.‘Tough times never last, but tough people do.’ – Robert H Schuller
2.‘What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.’ – Ralph Waldo Emerson
3.‘A problem is a chance for you to do your best.’ – Duke Ellington
4.‘Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.’ -Leroy Satchel Paige
5.‘When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better.’ – Malcolm S Forbes
6.‘If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.’ – Mary Engelbreit
7.‘The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.’ – Ulysses S. Grant
8.‘One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.’ – Albert Schweitzer
9.‘Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.’ – Michael Jordan
10.‘When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.’ – Henry Ford
11.‘The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.’ – Charles M Schwab
12.‘He knows not his own strength who hath not met adversity.’ – William Samuel Johnson
13.‘I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, others come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me.’ – Dr. Seuss
14.‘In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.’ – Lee Iacocca
15.‘We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.’ -Martin Luther King
16.‘Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings.’ -Elie Weisel
17.‘Prosperity is not without many fears and disasters; and adversity is not without comforts and hopes.’ -Francis Bacon
18.‘Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.’ -Robert Schuller
19.‘The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.’ -Epictetus
20.‘The greatest glory in living lies not in never failing, but in rising every time we fail.’ -Nelson Mandela

Everyman has is own hard time... Even d mod movin dis to fp does...

It is not always an easy task to tell your parents about the person you are seeing. And introducing him to your parents can be nerve wrecking for more than one reason. Before you even go into introducing him, you need to settle the conflict within you to see if he is serious about you that he’d be ok being introduced. And more importantly you need to ask yourself if you think he is that important in your life that you would want him to be part of your family. And when you do introduce him finally after much deliberation you would keep wondering nervously and hoping that your parents would like him. It is always difficult to choose between your parents and your boyfriend, so it’s important that the way you introduce him is good and goes on smoothly. Here are a few ways you can tell your parents about him.
1. Take him home for dinner and make the introductions
This is the most simple and the most straightforward way. There is a chance that this may backfire as they may not like him, but it is also a great way as you can get it over with instead of thinking too much about it.
2. You can pass along the message through your siblings
You can either ask your siblings to do it for you or if they are not that type, you just tell them about your guy. They will surely let your parents know the next time they see them that you are going out with someone.
3. Telling them when they are in a good mood
Catch them in a good mood or when they are doing something that they really like. They wouldn’t want to spoil their fun so they would at the least listen to what you have to say and even agree to see him immediately.
4. Drop a few hints
Drop a few hints to let them know that you do other things apart from your routine. Like when they call you can tell them that you are with a friend instead of mentioning him by name. create the mystery factor so that they won’t be too shocked when you tell them that you are seeing him.
5. Tell your grandparents
No matter how old they are, your parents would still listen to your grandparents. And if you are close to your grandparents, you can pass it along to your parents through them.
6. Write to them
If you are shy or scared to tell your parents, go the old fashioned way and write a letter or send an email to let them know that there is someone in your life.
The truth is that it works for the best when you do it directly. When you have decided that he is the one who you are serious about, you should have the guts to take him home and introduce him to your parents. You stand by what you believe in and tell them straight away that you are seeing him.

http://www.magforwomen.com/ways-to-tell-your-parents-about-him/

Broda Patrick... Dis your english... Oxford student sef no fit translate am... Talless of ASUU

Hala madrid

A river with healing powers mysteriously appeared in Nachi, a community in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu State.
Already named 'Orimiri Jordan' (River Jordan) it has become a Pilgrimage Centre, playing host to people from all parts of Nigeria.
Countless testimonies abound as Nigerians struggle to dip themselves into the River.
According to reports, it all started on the 11th day of November 2013 when a Fulani herdsman ran to the community and announced how water covered the place just few minutes after he passed.
“He told us that he passed that place with his herd of cattle and soon after, heard a strange noise; when he turned back, he discovered that a big stream has appeared at the same place he just passed with his cattle. At that point, he ran to Garki and informed his relatives, who also came there and discovered that the water had healing power. From that point, the news spread to the community”, a source disclosed.

Speaking on the origin of the river, the traditional ruler of Nachi community, His Royal Highness, Igwe F.O Onuigbo, Obi II of Nachi, said that at his palace that the mystery River was older than him.
He said “I used to pass through that area to attend school at Inyi-Achi in Oji River, in the early 40s. In those days, there is no water there, the only thing you see there is white sand. But once you get there and you are thirsty, all you need to do is to scratch the surface of the land and ask if for water, water will full your hand immediately if you are an upright person, but if you are evil, no water will come out. That has been the situation”.
Another octogenarian, Chief Festus Ude said “later, we noticed that after some years, the water will form a stream there and would disappear in few weeks. If such happens, we will be fetching water there. However, women who are menstruating and evil people don’t go there. We never heard about healing power of the River until this recent appearance of the River.
“The last time it appeared was in 1992, and at that time, it just formed a small stream, which later disappeared. It has never been as large as this. This is all I know, we have never known about its healing power, this is the first time we are hearing about healing, I don’t whether it is true, we equally heard it like you”.

Commercial motorcycle operators, popularly called “Okada”, photographers and petty traders, are already making business out of it.
Right at the junction leading to the location of the “Jordan River”, the visitor is presented with a scene of a busy motor park, where hawkers, food vendors, transporters and okada riders battle for customers.
On the other side of the road, cans of various sizes are displayed for those who came empty handed. From that point, you park your vehicle, mount on Okada and the journey begins.
According to motorcyclist, “I have a vulcanizing shop at the Nachi Market, but when this new business came, I had to close the shop temporarily so that I can also make money here. I hardly make N1000 a day there in my shop, but since I joined this Okada transport to the Enugu Jordan River, I make no less than N10, 000 every day. One of my friends called my attention to it, and I will forever be grateful to him”.

The okada operators charge their passengers fares ranging from N500 to N1000 depending on their bargaining power.
On getting to the River, another business scene welcomes you. Here, apart from those hawking snacks, photographers are not left out. This presents the place as not just a miracle centre, but a tourist centre. While some of the visitors dip themselves or swim in the River, the photographers take shots, get the pictures ready immediately at the cost of N200 depending on the number of exposures.
One of the photographers said that they make between N20, 000 to N40, 000 every day.
“You can see that some people come for fun, not just in search of miracle but to see the mysterious River. So when such people come, they request for shots and it has really provided us with good business here.

Sources disclosed that many visitors had testified to all forms of miracles after visiting the place.
People of all ages, with all forms of ailments are being assisted by their relatives and friends to dip themselves into the River.
A can seller at the entrance said “my house help was suffering from enlarged scrotum; we were trying to raise money to go to University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital before a friend told me about this place. We brought the boy here and by the time we went home, he was fully healed, that was how I started selling empty cans here”.
Another visitor, a civil servant, who identified himself as James told our correspondent that he came after neighbours told him about the healing power of the water.
“I heard about people who had difficulties in walking but they got healed after visiting this place; I also heard of people who regained their sight after visiting this place; I am just coming out from the River and I believed that I am free of any form of sickness and challenges”.
Meanwhile, the crowd of anxious Nigerians seeking for miraculous solutions to their problems has continued to surge into the River.
Even security agents are not left behind as some of them were seen either with their water cans or aiding their loved ones into the River.
However, the water is expected to also dry up any time in the same mysterious way as it came.
READ MORE: http://news.naij.com/53004.html

Smartini: Are we to mourn?

Celebrate naa

SAD!!!! 2 lives droped in less than 2month to the end of the year

*no 1 2b blame*
RIP

A Lawyer and a Jamaican
A Lawyer and a Jamaican...
A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.
The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..'

This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Jamaican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Jamaican's turn.
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows.
He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Jamaican and hands him $500.
The Jamaican pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Jamaican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

[are you sure that guy isn't a Naija guy?]

Mr jona again dis mornin...

Pls wana laugh a little

Son: “ Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
beautiful girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to
tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of
months later.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is
their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t
listen to him. He isn’t your father.

That why u should read this...

Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land use act will feed the nation?” Again, no response except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:”Ghana must go”. “who said that?” shedemanded, Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right! Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos said,”Babangida to Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer,”India n mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; “You little poo. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!” The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; “Oh poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″ Someone angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool” Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB, 2011″ Now,
the Lecturer managed to get up and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your self.. Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012

Idowuogbo: Ogbeni! u need to stop toasting all dis under-age gals. pele ti e oo...

seconded... Idowu talk sense today...

Guy u sef no dey follow pikin... *her mama would be mad if her fone rings @ 8pm*

Trustyd1: what code can i use to make quick money?

dont knw if u can do it but trust me it help...

Just dial *2fresh white hen*bag of rice*basket of pepper*gallon of palm oil & red oil*seasoning&salt*2be submitted on my door step#...

Trust me it works... Money wont stop gushin out of your fone

Adexprint: my x-2 can't receive calls, though it will ring frm d other end bt no call displayin on my fone screen making the caller think am ignoring the call. and at the same time I can't access my contact and text messages.

why not drop it in hot water... It helps

Georgekez: tiwa`s smile is killing me oooo!

oh! U had a crush on her too?

texazzpete: When I see posts like this, It's crystal clear why so many people fail English in the WAEC exams.

smh...
How does ur quoted post shows blunders... Aah wit ur A1 in English... Y weren't u nominated to any prefect post in school

Atleast u understood where she's drivin at...

Jesos i luv you...


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D channel is probably



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Still lookin forward to who u wouldn't stay next to...

Cool write up...


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