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ProgrammingRe: I Have A Very Import Question On Python Syntax by SirMichael1: 8:18am On Aug 29, 2020
dometome:
OP I suggest you start from Html, then CSS, then you move to JavaScript. After Js you can learn python.
Why would she learn html, css, javascript and python? She not into web development na.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Best Friend With My Boyfriend. by SirMichael1: 11:39pm On Aug 28, 2020
Crownstar01:
Don't hurt him. Karma will do that for you. Just leave the guy like a shot.
There's nothing like karma. It's just no longer her turn.
CrimeRe: Man Released After 44 Years In Prison For Rape He Didn't Commit In US (Pics) by SirMichael1: 9:44pm On Aug 28, 2020
So what happens to the lady that accused him? Can she pay back the lost years?
BusinessRe: Should I Give My Oga The N1.3M I Saved From His Business Or Do I Keep It? by SirMichael1: 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2020
As most have said, giving him the money would make him not to trust you. If you want to refund the money, i'll advice that you start adding the money little by little to the money you remit. You could start by giving him 200k and then alternating it so he doesn't suspect you.

But if you have another motive, i can't help. It's not your money.
CrimeRe: Uncle And Four Other Men Take Turns On A Young Orphan In Delta, Three Arrested by SirMichael1: 7:34pm On Aug 28, 2020
These are the people death sentence should be signed for not one person that did no evil but sang a song.
PropertiesRe: What Can I Do With My 2 Plots Of Land Before Land Grabbers Take Over? by SirMichael1: 7:26pm On Aug 28, 2020
GreatManBee:
Hi everyone,
I acquired two plots of land in Ogun state late last year but I've not had enough funds to develop it.
I have done the survey plan already.

Now I hear the omonile's are busy selling people land there so I need to do something fast!
I am thinking of two options:

1. whether I should fence it round and put a gate there ( like 4 block level)
2. Use the funds to build shops in front of the plots

Please based on your experience what shoud I do as I dont want to lose my hard earned money. Does the survey plan cover it from omonile?

Thank you for your help.
Build shops. Shops will ensure that eyes are always on the watch for suspicious activities. Also, the rent you get yearly can be invested into building the main work.
CelebritiesRe: After 23 Years On Wheel Chair, Yinka Ayefele Finally Able To Stand (video). by SirMichael1: 7:17pm On Aug 28, 2020
Na wah oh.

I remember watching his music videos while i was in junior high. His resolve to prosper even with a visible challenge and his always-happy countenance in each video is inspiring. Never ever give up!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by SirMichael1:
I've never gotten drunk but my younger bro went out with his friends in what was his first encouter with alcohol. Got drunk and on their way back to the lodge, he suddenly ran off and got hold of a tree along the road and started rocking it, thinking it was a lady. While he was doing it, his friends were laughing and video recording him. He still gets teased by his friends.
RomanceRe: Sansa Of Tife Sexual Abuse Allegations Gets Married by SirMichael1:
Stanl3y:
The only Sansa i know is Sansa Stark in GOT!
From this topic, clearly, all Sansas are cry babies and dumb.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
The test or exam when through with 'em will you be given a certificate or something.
Ohh my addiction starts after flipping to the their page mostly science, history, arts and classics
Yes, it's an online course.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 9:02pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
Hahahahha u ended up rewarding her always, how would you know she truly did her part?
it was an online course on google digital marketing and if you finish, you take the test/exam. My own was to tell her the number of pages to read daily and with that format, i knew when her test date was on, so she couldn't fake that part.

if it was a book and she didn't read it but claimed she did, then she's not doing me, she's doing herself. Truth was, she knew why she had to read and was tired of not doing anything and procastinating.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
Lol You know you are doing yourself....
....And hold you accountable too......I have a person like that too. but it wasn't so serious
I had a girl then that made me her accountability partner and it was fun really. I made it interesting. If she does any of her day's task completely and early, i'll reward her and if she doesn't do it for that day, she'll part with a fine. It was challenging to her.

Eventually, i was always rewarding her. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
Aswear...thank you sir, you won't understand the books in my shelf both offline and online I keep staring at day by day and the remorse I constantly feel almost everyday I wake up for not opening one of them at least..
Lol. Don't beat yourself too much. I have books too that i consistantly plan on reading. I even set the numbers of pages to read daily and how to go about them but somehow, i end up reading few pages and stock them among my list of reads. cheesy I know i'm doing myself.

I've noticed that getting an accountability partner, someone to help you stay discipline helps too. You'll tell he/she you want to finish a book before a fixed date and he/she'll help you strategize how to go about it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 8:19pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
I don't know sir...the sun strong na..which kind bomb fit snatch her babies from her grasp...but a lil chunk of the victim ( planet) will be missing sha....
Lol. I swear that thing no fit destroy planet(s). Maybe pushing planetary satelight of track. Like jupiter has 2 satelight orbiting it and earth has one, the moon. You know the kind force wey dey hold planets together?
TravelRe: My Trip To Kainji Lake National Park And Kainji Dam by SirMichael1: 8:09pm On Aug 27, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Contrary to popular belief it is not the water that directly produces Electricity.

Electricity is produced by a device called a turbine. Turbines contain metal coils surrounded by magnets. When the magnets spin over the metal coils, electricity is produced. Turbines are located inside dams. The falling water spins the magnets.

Thus, the water only spin the turbines which in turn generates electricity.

Cc
Lalasticlala
Lol. Remove the water and see if you get electricity. It just like a dynamo. Mechanical energy getting converted into electrical energy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 8:00pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
Yes sir I know it can't move a body like mars, I never said it would sir...but the debris from mars as an example (meteorites) it will send flying around, the heat radiation, The huge EMPs ( the solar system will likely suffer as a result of these too) it will generate ehn, for a 50 meagaton bomb fit fry some people here on earth self.
https://www.nti.org/gsn/article/pentagon-seeks-learn-likely-impacts-satellites-electromagnetic-pulse/
I agree with you sir. I did modify my reply before i got this mention. Please check my reply before this.

Lol. Seems i made you research.
TravelRe: 2 White Lions Weighing 180kg Ganged Up, Ate Their Owner In South Africa (Pics) by SirMichael1: 7:43pm On Aug 27, 2020
sonyc00:
I watched that movie when i was younger. The movie gave me better nightmares. OMO, after watching that movie you go fear lion oh.
I had nightmares too oh. I kept seeing lions chasing me in dreams. cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 7:37pm On Aug 27, 2020
2Lynx:
Yes, you understand my point..the blast itself will likely not be significant, as sirmichael1 stated. but the resulting impact will alter a lot of things not only in outer space but on earth too .my point ...
Mehn I need to go back to reading books
Lol. I won't work like that. I still don't agree. The force cannot move an planetary body the size of mars. Never. Maybe it can dable with few meteorites and our man-made satelight but i think that's all it can do.

Modified: I agree with you. I totally forgot about the EMP wave. But it won't move planets out of their orbit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: GhanaVsNigeria Twitter War: What 2026 World Cup Will Look Like In Nigeria (Pics) by SirMichael1: 7:12pm On Aug 27, 2020
Explorers:
Can you just imagine?

I don't blame them o
Hahahahaha. This is the true representation of the electricity distribution in nigeria. No denying it.

Lalasticlala.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated Someone You Met On Social Media? by SirMichael1: 6:40pm On Aug 27, 2020
Charlezs:
Bro I can't answer the question of abstaining from sex in a relationship cause I think it's about what works for you.
We're still in a relationship, so as avoid "messing" with her cause she haven't done any thing bad
So what you're doing is managing her? And clearly, sex doesn't work for you.
Just tell the poor girl off. She indeed gave her heart to the wrong fellow.
PoliticsRe: Adeche Saiki: Otaru Of Igarra Denies Donating N1M To Ize-Iyamu Campaign Funds by SirMichael1: 6:27pm On Aug 27, 2020
Oremeyii:
Okay, I'll go check it out but check out Maraji's latest comedy skit on Instagram, she spoke etuno
It was a real surprise and a very funny one too
Wow! I will. Hope I won't be dissapointed.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated Someone You Met On Social Media? by SirMichael1: 6:16pm On Aug 27, 2020
Charlezs:
Sometime in May this year I became friends with a girl from a group I belong to on Facebook, we started talking, I told her I'm not ready for a relationship she was ok with it but as time passed, she started catching feelings. she is from Anambra but lives in Yola while I'm from Anambra but stays in Lagos. As time passed by she was all about our meeting, I made it clear that I cant't come to Yola to see her, I told her if she can, let her come to Lagos. So fast forward to June when my cousin's wedding was to hold in Enugu so I inform her I will be traveling to the east for the wedding. I had to travel to the east during the inter state lockdown. So she saw it as on opportunity for us to meet so she traveled down also from Yola to Anambra. Eventually we met after the wedding in Awka spent two days with her then left for Lagos. She is very fine and curvy, after we met she hasn't given a break at all always calling. I never asked her out but she already assumes that we are dating, now I feel choked by the whole thing and I warn her about too much calls and how it always gets me bored of the person. I feel pity for her cause if I call it off now , it will look as if it's because I have already had s3x with her, but the truth is right now I don't feel the whole relationship abi situationship.
Really, how do you guys meet people, have sex with them and then suddenly get tired? I swear I still don't understand how this relationship thing works with sex. Isn't it better to stay without sex while enjoying the fondness of each other? Must people have sex? Sex has ruined so many good things that would otherwise have turned into exceptional relationships and lifelong partnerships. If sex destroys, better to stay off it abeg.

See this nice girl you just messed with.
SportsRe: Chelsea Sign Malang Sarr On A Free Transfer by SirMichael1: 5:41pm On Aug 27, 2020
NegroAcheiver:
While Chelsea are signing and stockinpiling quality players to compete against Liverpool and Manchester City.Mr Ed Woodward is still waiting for 5 days till the end of the transfer window to get busy.
Una sign wan bissaka, sign maguire, sign fernandes come still get greenwood. No be players be una problem, na that baby face coach. Sack am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 5:31pm On Aug 27, 2020
frog12:
I mean on LAND. NOT in space.
Okay. I mean in SPACE, NOT on land. undecided

Why did you talk about encasing the fire from radiation if you were talking about land? If you mention me again, you'll suffer for 600years.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 5:17pm On Aug 27, 2020
frog12:
hahahahahaha
Oya stop with the questions grin. I don dey reduce my likeness for you (no homo).
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On Aug 27, 2020
frog12:
not in space. on land. if we ignore the URANIUM OR PLUTONIUM particles that react to combustion. Oxygen will react with Hydrogen. Maybe we need many missiles loaded with Hydrogen warheads or compartments? for the sun evaporating water, encasing THE BOMB CLOUD in a dome may work. In Cheynobyl, I think they are EXPERIMENTING with a dome to stop the spread of radiation.
Wow! That's insightful! And since oxygen isn't in space, we need to create a missile loaded with it. Tonnes and tonnes of missiles, weighing more than a rocket. About 10 rockets carrying just oxygen, 10 rockets carrying hydgen and another carrying the bomb. During the reaction process, the nuclear weapon explode, doesn't use the oxygen and orbit round space looking for oxygen while somewhere (where it just left) hydrogen and the oxygen are there having a good time, climaxing and manufacturing water for aliens to come and drink out of.


It's not encasing the bomb cloud, it's making a bubble with plasma (literally) which will encase the water in space, then our aliens will come and be drinking water while we spent billions of $ building rockets to transport hydrrogen. The good news is that, hydrogen is found free in one of those planets (forgotten which). We can send you there to fetch some.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 4:53pm On Aug 27, 2020
frog12:
No.. wouldn't EARTH's geostationary ORBIT move the exploding FIRE all around. So it becomes a cloud of fire elements?
What fire? No dey ask me anyhow questions young man.

Shey the fire won't go off after the oxygen is used up? Also, after the nuclear weapon carries out fission reaction, what would the fire keep burning on? Don't you know that if the fuel of any fire is used up, the fire ceases? If firewood burn finish, shey the fire go still dey or if you on your gas and the gas finish, shey the fire go still dey burn?

There's a fine line between funny and annoying, you're crossing that line. Be guided.
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 4:43pm On Aug 27, 2020
frog12:
What if you SHOOT a missile of HYDROGEN gas? will that explosion not turn to a SEA of water?
In space? Will the heat from the sun not dry it up?

Making water isn't that easy an experiment. We know that 2 molecule of hydrogen and a molecule of oxygen undergoing an exothermic reaction will produce water. Now nature will easily produce water without man's input but producing water artificially isn't easily. The heat generated is intense, isolating the elements from nature is fvcking expensive. Besides, how can you shoot a missile of hydrogen gas? How many metric tonnes of the gas is need to make a drum of water? The hydrogen gas used as fuel for a jet engine can't make a drum of water if reacted with oxygen. Therefore, how much more do you need to make a sea, in space, with the massive heat coming from the sun without the water evaporating?.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Artworks Made By Housemates For Their Wager by SirMichael1: 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2020
Triangles1:
It's absolutely right for pastor/Imam to visit prostitutes house or hotels and clubhouse in other to learn what to preach to followers.


We always condemn this program but thousands of people comment on it.

Who's fooling who.
Nonsense talk. Get out of here!
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by SirMichael1: 2:22pm On Aug 27, 2020
agabusta:
But I thought you stated down here that it wont explode/combust?? Which one are we to believe now.
Go to the third paragraph.

Naturally, it won't combust because there's no oxygen in space but will combust if oxygen is supplied. You understand?
TravelRe: 2 White Lions Weighing 180kg Ganged Up, Ate Their Owner In South Africa (Pics) by SirMichael1: 2:17pm On Aug 27, 2020
Brachaa:
grin grin grin.. You're funny.
Glad you got the joke.

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