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jrusky:
Hahahaha pls how old are you? From your response I can see you must be one of those still looking on the net for his or her jamb result for sure.

Anaestetic for real Drug weapon for real Nice one those things are just too little to what I know and can blow to your face and you are dead within 15 second. Young man dont let me go that discussion im too leather than you think you are.

Go back and read the topic of the thread and tell me if the nonsense you posted has any link with it.

Grow up ok.

15 seconds is too much for a black mamba's venom to kill. A weapon laced with such venon is as lethal.

luminouz:
You again!!!

One would think you have disgraced yourself enough with not understanding a simple sentence, yet you are trying to do more damage to your e-psyche!!!

Pity ursef naaaa

You squirrel! I'll have your blood tonight and maybe some meatpies or you've got any suggestions? I'll have your blood non the less.

luminouz:
So,in essence, the higher the barrage,the weaker the juju bulletproof?

Oh, you're looking for loophole in an illogical comment, one that you've just embark off not too recently? Nonsense.

luminouz:
*Tired yawn*


All these true confessions would have been avoided only if you could read a simple statement.

Bye bye grandaddy!!!

don't worry, old age will hit you soon and you'll start carrying the mamary glands and the pot belly that your wife ought to carry for you.

luminouz:
Lol...

At last you admitted your mistake.

Goan sin no more, grandpa!!!

It's marriage, a commitment, not a death sentence. Everytime i look into my daughter's eyes, i always see what i missed while being a bachelor.

You won't understand this though. Anyways, try getting a child in wedlock or if you like, out of wedlock. There's no closure than those white, big beautiful eyes.

luminouz:
Now I see why your wife won't cook for your outing. You are one sorry case.


Lemme help you,for her sake.



'These entities dont see humans as beings BUT food'.

It translated to they dont see us entities like them but something to feed on, like food.


You're welcome.

If you try as much as involve my wife into any of our squabbles again, i'm going to make you wish you were a sole survivor of a boeing 747 air crash with no limbs.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Idiot. Your wife needs to see this.

My wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner and i'm sitted cross-feet in the living room using the computer in accessing Nairaland while my 18 months old daughter is crying loudly.

I just called her mother though, so the child is in the kitchen with her.

sonnie10:
Warning : Graphic story

In those days of firing squad in Nigeria, there was one we went to watch that involved 16 condemned criminals. But one of them was a notorious "Odeshi" boosting criminal. He was the one most people came to watch. In fact, most people betted that he would never die by the guns. Usually, 2 soldiers were given one criminal to execute, so there were 32 soldiers altogether. After the preparations of the drums, the criminals were tied to each drum and the soldiers had their normal parade, then prayers were offered by the priest.

The final moment came. At the command of the leading solider, bullets rained and the smell and sound of hot metals (the bullets colliding with the drums) and gun powder filled the air. From a distance where the watching crowd gathered at the opposite end of the field, I could see red vapor of blood rising in the air from each drum stand. Blood spattered and dripped all over them. Some died at the sound of the gun, some at the first shot, most after a while. We knew because we could see their heads dropped over their chests. However, a medical examiner also approached them to confirm that they were actually dead. How they even thought anyone would survive it still beats my imagination. Ironically, the "Odeshi" criminal did not die. His head was still up. He was the last one standing of the 16.

The way the soldiers worked as a team was to join their next neighbor once their own assigned criminal was confirmed death. Therefore, as the number of criminals reduced, the number of soldiers facing the remaining ones increased. Finally, it was this last one standing versus 32 soldiers. Till today, I wish I had unseen what I saw that day. The down pour of bullets, the ripping of flesh and the dismemberment of individual body parts. The soldiers made a perfect circle on his chest with bullets, which eventually gave way and the pound of flesh landed on the ground creating a blood filled tunnel on his chest. That was when his head dropped. The doctor found his way through the mess and nodded in affirmation.

It was the end of the man with "Odeshi" as the soldier marched away to allow the city undertakers scoop what was left of his remains and nailed the coffin.

Hahahahaha. Bro this is 2020, the year of covid. Shey you will not help us find cure so?

luminouz:
You are not so bright, are you?

I suggest you read it again!!!

If I go through that thing again, I'm going to need a brain implant trying to find logic in your outpour.

luminouz:
Yes

With all I've seen so far...there are dark forces inhabiting this reality with us. People call them many names..Jinns,Succubuses,Incubuses, Marine Spirits..and all that. The world of magic existed on the planet and even in some bloodlines but sadly have been rooted out by Christianity, died out naturally or the world just moved on.

Power comes in many forms...either from within(magic bloodlines or necromancers) or external (spirits we can't see). The former can be good or evil attached(good and evil witches, wizards, native doctors and the likes) while the latter is purely evil in its most basic form. These latter entities dont see humans as beings but food. They prey on your sorrows, tears,chaos and blood to sustain their entities or empower themselves. They can give(more like borrow) you immense power but often at a very steep and terrible price, which you always end up regretting.

Oh,there is power. Its neither good or evil but just follows the dictates of the users.

Only you say they don't see human as food and the same you said they survive on human blood. Does this boy knows what he's saying? Some of us do not have our brains on autopilot oga.

prekumohtim:
It all depends . I have known a lady for about 11 years. I'm her best friend and she relates with me as if am her fellow lady(I don't like It sha ...quite embarrassing ). She sometimes help me out with my chores even at late night hour. She tells me everything about her life & relationship. It's quite deep and embarrassing(the way she relates with me). On relationship level(assumption of being together ) we don't agree at all..cat and dog. If you asked her, who's your best female friend, she will point her hand to me(very nonsense girl ).

People think and react to things differently. I have friends that can't keep ladies as bestie, they must go in. It just can't work. Such friend won't also allow their girlfriends to have men as bestie.
Different strokes for different folks which highly depend on individual behaviour

She'll cheat on you with her boyfriend.

Estellie:
Ahh! Is this a question??

I have trust issues when it comes to having female besties, in fact e don dey become phobia I'm sacred of girls and what they're capable of doing when envy sets in so I have 4 male friends that are the 'bestest' we barely even hug no fears, no gossip, no backbite, no worries, just laughter and excess joy everyday.. How the sex wan take happen??

All these people saying impossible impossible, If brothers and sisters can live together without sex then why can't besties? must everything be signs?

That's why parents seperate their kids to different rooms when they've reached a certain age. You never heard of incest?

Sarita01:
Yes,most besties have sexual relationships.it might not be sex but at some point they might have romanced each other.its hard for two people of opposite sex to just be friends without having some form of romantic relationship,almost impossible(especially in Nigeria)besties are assistant boyfriends.

No, boyfriends are assistant besties.

phaco:
Can u have a chiken as pet without eating eat one day?

I'm more concerned about the chicken eating me when it's hungry.

emsco91:
I Once invited a gal to my lodge back then in school yrs . i seranded she peacefully and woke up smiling. I Never touch her.

like one guy said above "not all water are drinkable" because it's water or made of water doesnt mean you should drink it.

Inviting a girl over and having a girl is not the same thing.

bdchange:
I will use my case as an example. I have a very female close friend. We met during my last year in secondary school which is over 10 years now. We became very close that we spend time at each other's house. Our family knows each other, she lives third street from mine. Sometimes she stays late in my place and I also do the same. She later had a bf. She was having issues with the bf because of me but I never cared since we were just friends. We did a lot together and talked about many things. Later I started having feelings for her in which she knows. I later controlled myself because I decided to value the friendship than starting a relationship which may have grumbled later on. We went to university differently and still communicate. Right now we are both matured and still close. She later told me of recent what transpired between she and her guy because of me. She really loved the guy but he doesn't want to believe that she was just a friend with me. According to her, he always complained that why is she in my place all the times. Whenever he visit or calls, it is either she is with me or I am with her. I couldn't understand the guy's perspective by then but now I know better. I sat her down and explain some certain things to her in which we both got wrong. I told her now I would have acted otherwise and she was also insensitive towards the guy's emotions. I told her no friend should be closer to you than your bf or someone you claim to love. You must be able to balance your friendship with your relationship. She was in my place this year and spend two days in my house. I only allowed that because she was not in any relationship as of then. I told her I won't allow it if she is in a relationship for reasons I explained to her. We are still close till now and have never had sex or any romance for over 10 years now. So, yes you can but it must not be with everyone.

You saw that part where you had feelings for her, if she also had feelings for you too then, forget. Na different stories we for dey read now.

Liposure:
body sef dey hot

Lol. Homones dey rise, devil dey influence. Na after the act they go come dey reason wetin they just do so.

Right now self, I no dey befriend any lady wey be my spec. I no want make chat enter into midnight and devil go move me ask say 'what are you wearing?'

Emotions are bound to crose paths and in every human is a whoring spirit which needs only cozyness, quietness and lust to take over.

You can't always claim self control. Na one day bestie-girl go go bestie-boy place, talk go reach rain fall. Wait for rain tire, e no go stop.

Penis dey rise, vagina dey wet. Body no be firewood.

osamz007:
DAMN! SO SORRY YOU HAVE A MONSTER FOR A DAD.

I PRAY I BE A GOOD DAD

You don't pray to be a good dad, you work conciously towards it and never allow anger influence your judgement before your brain even gets a chance to think.

I remembered when fire was burning my school's ultra modern market. In the whole of GK or closeby, there was no fire service truck.

Accessibility to fire servicers is also core.

SirMichael1:
Yes. To a beautiful wife with a cute daughter.

Bet you won't see this now from scouting this thread looking for something to feed your propaganda.

ImaIma1:
See the person that people are defending.

If a lady had posted this story, many would have asked to hear from the man first before jumping into conclusions.

I asked what he has done in the past to make the wife refuse because a happy wife won't just turn him down.

His love is for others while the wife is for the house to cook. Let the daughter who his heart only beats for, host his friends

People aren't only defending me but defending the truth. It's just reality anyhow you see it.
I say it again. My heart beats only for my daughter. Go ahead and derive anything you can from that.

GoodFaith:
Guess you are waiting for government money in your government or Ontario housing
Other fool that thinking she is a Canadian
Look at the Caribbean women they cook and clean better than lot of your people YES
Take your time

Lol. Just leave them. Most of these people grew up in a defunct home, a home where everything isn't right, hence their thought process.

Nezzjnr:
So this clown is even married
I doubt

Be guided.

joyandfaith:
hunting and farming are also primary responsibilities of men. this is 21st century. we are not living in stone age. some women earn better and work harder than their husbands. they are more busy than their husbands. do you still expect those women to be a 'cook '.
yes, wives should cook for their husbands even for friends but not crowd of married men who like gossiping about their wives.

any man who wants his wife to be a cook should make her an housewife.
even in US, Europe and even Asia, some married women choose part time job so as to focus on home affairs. How many part time jobs do you see in Nigeria.

Men should try to be reasonable with their wives. Any man who maltreats a faithful woman is likely to die lonely with misery unless he is rich.

I can't count the number of times that i've had to send financial assistance to her siblings and parents. Am I their helper? Have I complained about the fact that in 21 centuary, we aren't helpers? If you use you head well, you will turn out useless so just use something else to replace your head.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You dragon, are we in a competition?

Don't let me blow your cover, you tortoise. Remember you are still getting over that heartbreak Ella gave you about three months ago? That one who still gives you sleepless nights?

Over 3 months ago? Heartbreak?

Did she lock my heart, tossed the key into a river and cursed me never to love anymore? My heart beats only for my cute daughter. You should see her. You should try getting one out of wedlock if wedlock doesn't do it for you.

UyaiIncomparabl:



Mehn! The guy fine like whaaaat! Just look at his skin. Flawless. Too bad he's not my spec. Maybe, I would have tried to snatch him from "hanan" (wishful thinking). I can't get over your flawless handsomeness, honey Turad. You will be my screen saver for a week.

Just don't suffer your pumpum by wetting your undies. Ashawo kobo kobo

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are so silly, boy.

Why did you take down your DP? You looked like a dragon?

Thank you. I, a married with a kid don't have time for adults that choose to be kids.

Maybe after you drop two, maturity is hit you instantly.

joyandfaith:
did you marry a cook? what is essence of meeting of married men? i see it as wasting of time and resources?
your wife is telling you that she does not want large crowd in her house. There may be other reason that may shock you if revealed to you.
God and family are most important thing in life.

You know i've since told you this before. You're useless, even down to the fibre of your being. And it's not her house.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You must be beaming with so much joy now that you finally got what you have always craved for.

Yeye boy.

Girl, leave me out of your childish and thoughtless insinuations. Besides, I never mentioned you here. Infact, you came yourself and the first thing you did was insult me and never advised.

What is so difficult to interprete in "i'm married with a daughter"?

Palema007:
To start with... Is SirMicheal married?

Yes. To a beautiful wife with a cute daughter.

josite:
my question is who owns the house or who pays the current rent for the house? .i perceive ur wife either owns the house or pays the current rest and she is findling ways to remind u that u are presently not the husband and should mind urself by not not adding more stress to her stress.u ought to be able to arrange someone close to do the market runs and cook .i wont bother to remind anyone u dont have the money an external person will demand and that is why it must be ur wife cus she knows how to manage u and ur little money.learn some sense.find a low cost mistress who will do more than ur wife will ever and start preparing to build your own house or rent ur house as the way things are going she will soon be totally fed up wit u.guys build ur own house o.

What brought about who owns the house and who doesn't? Stop thinking like a bag of wet concrete.

As a matter of fact, I rented the apartment with my money. Any more stupid questions?

Nooil:
Then you need to revisit that moment and help her heal.

So me that made the 25 pieces of pounded yams doesn't need healing?

What I'm being made to understand is, for the fact that she brought the last get together this time just made me believe even more that she felt she was doing me a favour and so no more favours.