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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dude I seriously didn't read this your epistle. Trust Nigerians to overstretch talk. P.s I never said one should taste as many banana but be contented with the one that suits u.

Typical African, someone could send you a lengthy email conveying threats to you and you won't go through it.

I believe this was your comment, right?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
It's best to be contented with the banana you decide to eat for the rest of your life.

That's why its advisable to choose the best and delicious banana you can find...

...knowing others can't compare.

First paragraph employs ladies to be contented with their fiance or husband

Second advises that you whoré around until you become contended after multiple entry from multiple searches.

I don't believe NL ladies are devoid of acute reasoning. Don't make me please.

Hashimyussufamao:
What's the meaning of BTW abeg

By the way.

MissRaine69:
To be honest I did not bother to read whatever that was. And if you are looking for virtual fisticuffs you will not find any here. I am at liberty to agree or disagree with posts and you cannot do jack about it! Except of course post rants with no smidgen of objectivity.

Clearly, NL has turned most ladies to be subconsciously intimidated when issue like this surface.

Your friend made a preposterous comment which I inquired more insight to so as to further ascertain what she meant. I don't think it is best to hop from one banana (sic) to the other in search of a marriageable partner. It is unwise. I wouldn't do that as a man (forget the cliché 'men are polygamous'. If men evolved by nature to be polygamous, then surely women too can (or have evolved) naturally evolve to become polyandric. It happens both ways).

So your perceived subjectivity in my post isn't really subjectivity. It is just common sense, so maybe you should to read it since you agree to her reasoning and then maybe come up with a contrary opinion if eventually you think I'm not objective enough.

MissRaine69:
Sure.

Sure? You're the one who said 'well said' so you should have a contrary opinion.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Could be her first or second. I don't concern myself with such thoughts. How many puci must a man taste before he becomes a male whôre?

MissRaine69

Don't ask me, you're the one who said a lady should test many bananas before actually settling for the best.

Now here's what you don't get; As a lady performing random sampling and planning to get married to at least one of the bananas (cause clearly, this is your only criteria for marriage)...

1. You must be in relationship with all the guys.

2. You'll have as much partners you could lay hands on (not 2 but plenty) because most guys are all for having flings and the serious ones are few. At first you wouldn't know this, but as you delve into the relationship further, you'll come to realize those that really want to marry you you. So you begin to sieve the fuçkboys from marriage materials in order of their performance in bed.

So, let's say you date 10 men at once (this is the least, so it could only be more not less), 2 aren't good in bed and do not want marriage (breakup), 2 aren't good in bed but want marriage (breakup). So you have 6men good in bed.

Now of the 6, the best in 'bedmatics' is amongst the remaining 2 who are good but do not want marriage (hard to do but you breakup), now 1 out of the remaining 4 is clueless/indecisive on what he wants, he just doesn't know if he will be ready to settle down and so... (breakup)

3 men left.

The remaining 3 want to get married to you but;

1 of them feels he hasn't arrived yet and you can wait no more, your biological clock is ticking (breakup)

Now the two left want to get married to you and they feel they've arrived to taking that bold step


Of this two, the best in bed is a drunkard, a gambler, a liar, a cheat, a molester (wife beater) and a dishonest man but he's superb in bed compared to the other.

The other man is nice, lovely, romantic and all but he is of less superiority in bed to the other (don't ask me how, you can't get a perfect combo. <smirk>

Now you narrow them down to how good their banana is and end up with the cheat? after all the 'sluting'?

Anyways, what perfect combo is there?? A slut and a drunkard? That's a perfect combo if you ask me.

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I think I should add another number to the list to make it 11 (this is the new least)

The 11th person doesn't think you're fit for marriage cuz your kpangolo has reached its elastic limits and your outer lips (labia) is protruded, flappy and looks unpleasing to the eyes so... (breakup).

Viicfuntop:
Did you apologise for your comment? Just because you say hi afterwards doesn’t make it okay. Check out the reply I gave someone before you even though I knew what meant, I still apologized. You didn’t. It’s fine.

I'm sorry but I didn't see the need to apologize when I had an utter objective for sending that comment. Like I said, I was only goading you to see if you still had it in you.

I would have gone through your posts but that would have been stressful and so the only way to quickly know is for you to tell me in my mentions-which you did.

Anyways, apologies for my prequel comment.

So can I enquire about your wellbeing now, or there's a due process for that too?

XaintJoel20:
I am 10 years older than you and was once like you.

I know what it cost me (and it's still costing me till tomorrow).

I am not saying you should dive into the murky waters of fornication, but see how best you can change the tide.

All the best...

So what changed and why would it cost you?

I give handshakes just not extreme contact and unwanted ones too. I hate touchy feely.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
It's best to be contented with the banana you decide to eat for the rest of your life. That's why its advisable to choose the best and delicious banana you can find knowing others can't compare.

So how long does a lady test and how many must she taste to get to her satisfaction before she becomes a slut?

Viicfuntop:
What the hell? I am just seeing this crap about virginity. You do need to grow up. You come here spilling English like a literate, but your level of reasoning amazes me. You should grow up for good.
I am not even fighting you this time. I mean it. A year is a very long time for you to have evolved. I won’t ask you to change but just grow up

How do I do that? Grow up? Evolve?

You know, for a lady who came in peace, I think using that term 'evolve' is denigrating.

I made a pact, a truce to you but you rubbed it on my face by replying "whatever". You sure do know how to provoke a fight. Now you're here telling me to grow up.

XaintJoel20:
How old are you?

Don't you think you need help?

I'm 23 but what does it matter? I hate body contacts from people irrespective of gender.

Do I really? Tell me.

gcof:
psy wetin... bros try hugging a man and see the difference

I don't hug men too. The only man I've hugged was my dad and that was after Musa netted the second ball.

Do not mistake me for being gay. I've hug twice the amount of ladies as I have hugged men.

gcof:
bros bros I hope you are not what i’m Thinking...

I'm not a psychic so I don't know what you're thinking.

barrydee:
BRO YOU ARE GAY.

How do you mean?

What you read that I wrote isn't restricted to females alone, it happens both ways.

This is the total number of hug I've had for both sexes. 3.

The two ladies I mentioned and then my father (We were both extremely happy after Musa netted the second goal for Nigeria. I was so happy that I ran outside the compound with boxers (Lol). When I returned still very happy, my dad reached out to hug me, I hesitated even in such happy state but I just allowed it)

I'm just weird not a gay.

Divay22:
Hmmm
Now am having a lot of questions to ask, but lemme just as this one.
So you have no intention of getting married? (cause you seriously can't avoid it when married)

I'll like to think of marriage as an obstacle to a carrier-based guy. Trust me, getting married is the least of my worries but when the time comes, I'll find a solution to that.

Just the past weekend, I invited a friend over to spend the weekend. I had to work on my dislike for body contact so I thought within myself, "Why don't you share the bed with this person". I'm sure you can guess what happens when a person that squirms excessively in bed to the point of leaving their imaginary side of the bed to yours while leaving their limbs wriggled on your body?

I don't get it, why can't people sleep peacefully and maintain a particular posture till they wake? I do.

And most times, I find that short people have a hard time maintaining a particular posture (I'm not being insensitive here) but that's my observation.

When I get a hug request, I quickly convert it to a handshake. (Initially, when I hadn't perfected this, people felt that I was some rude asshole) but now I'm so good with the conversion that most people don't even notice anymore.

So next question please, I've got ample time.

Viicfuntop:
Oh I remember you now. The cartoon guy. What, it’s been a year. Still, you still talk stupid and disrespectful. How about you? What have you done in the last year? Let’s say I am young, from this, I am assuming you are saying you are matured right? Why doesn’t it reflect in your comment? If you have nothing to say, you should get the hell out of my mention and learn to mind your business. Everyone is doing that these days.

Haha.

I just needed to see if you still had it in you and clearly, you do.

You know, goading people to incite a reply is fun especially when you get the exact reply you want. Makes me feel like I'm controlling such individual. It's called reverse psychology. Lol, poking a little fun here and there doesn't hurt, does it?

I wouldn't say I'm all grown up and matured but I'm surely not stupid.

So, let's have a quick chat and I'll be done for today.

How have you been, my dear?

I never had an ex. I just couldn't stand someone's touch as it makes me uncomfortable.

There's just two times I experienced a hug from ladies.

First was during a crossover night and she pulled me close for a hug.

Second was a friend I pulled close for a hug at night after studying together. Trust me, it was weird. I hated it.

I'm just not comfortable when I'm touched and that's why I tend to sleep alone. I don't want you wriggling your limbs on my body while I sleep. Can't stand it!

Modified: ...and I'm homophobic!

Viicfuntop:
Are you alright this evening? It’s not yet Friday to be talking drunk

Quite an attitude there. One would have thought that your ceaseless rants about being young and furthering your studies abroad will bring a calm sense of reasoning your path but not everyone can live to expectations.

So pray tell, are you still pure down there or you've allowed yourself to be ravaged?

Ayodejioak:
Looks like we got one Busted!!

That lady is a virgin-so she said, but you know, anyone could to whatever he wants to be on NL


BTW, I'm dangote

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Viicfuntop:

Oh! Look here, the lady who left for Afghanistan to further her studies... So tell me, are you still studying for your masters in Afghan?

milemimi93:
So, how is a lady dumpin her boyfriend captivating?


Don't bother quotin me again cos I'm not ready to argue with a dead brain cells dude.

If I remembered correctly. It was you who mentioned me in a bid to get your usual daily dose of attention. I've accommodated your silly childish act for long.

You're two years from being thirty, your brain should look for ways to get you outta this mess you are in now, c'mon, it's not that bad. Leave the attention thing, you're not getting younger.

So long, kid!

nairavsdollars:
She is a divorcee. Why the wedding ring or is she engaged to Atiku?

She is still formally married to Lanre Gentry and not yet divorced.

milemimi93:
This is what am saying. Twitter is the best place to seek for attention.

Some dead brain cells people like SirMichael1 and Co think people will come into a faceless forum where u don't even know what a person behind a moniker looks like to seek for attention.

If you don't have a captivating story that will sell, you ain't trending no where... So please...

Mynd44.

He violated rule 2.

Lalas247:
Niger state... show me one in Lagos state ....

Is Niger state not in Nigeria?
Stop arguing baselessly. It's annoying.
I'm done with you!

Incrizz:
Oops! 'Left my account logged in for 3 days without knowing.

OMG!! Do you have over a billion Naira in it now? I mean, has your bank statement made you smile?

Lalas247:
villages though not in the city ....
those ones are not exposed... I can't see a uni grad doing such ..... 19 wives even Naija guys no get time ...

Lalas247:
lol kolewerk
this only works in Kenya ... ..
see how they show wealth.. by marrying many wives
its 2018 though no naija woman would willing want to be wife number 19 dafuq

You said no naija woman. You didn't say no graduate.

Stop twisting your words abeg.

Besides, there's a man in Niger state, Bida who has over 20 wives so what is no Naija guy even get time??

Mind yourself!

ablemachine:
Mehn am confused ... you are literally saying everyone should follow dangote's steps cos he's rich? twww... I don leave you comot here

No. He meant that being wealthy isn't measured by the number of wives one boast of. Dangote has no wife and yet he's rich. If you measure a man's wealth by the number of wives....

Lalas247:
lol kolewerk
this only works in Kenya ... ..
see how they show wealth.. by marrying many wives
its 2018 though no naija woman would willing want to be wife number 19 dafuq

You say what??

Ladies will still get married to the richest man in a vicinity provided he can take care of them. They're in villages in Nigeria. It happens Bumbae.

This is rather disturbing.

Akakanfirstclass:
Wait fess! Is it you she asked out??.. hahahaha with this ur looks i can imagine what she looks like alredi Poor girl!

What stops you from cross checking both monickers?
Don't be dumb please.

Divay22:
Lol I don't pray for that though. It's started as a movie and it will end as a reality.
All the best Bro

This is all he wants...
Stop falling for his antics

I swear, all you're looking for is attention and I promise you, you'll get your needed daily dose of it from the gullible.

To be sincere with you. You aren't okay. You need a comprehensive psychotic evaluation 'cause I think you've got bipolar disorder.

You're just an attention seeker who no longer get his daily dose of attention from calling women whorēs so he decides to ply the reverse path to see if all the hated women will pay him more attention 'cause they perceived him to be changed.

Only the gullible will fall for this. Only the gullible!

highqueen:
bleach kor,bleach ni.
I'm not surprised you are from kogi,where you can hardly see ladies like us.
without your ladies bleaching their body to death,making them look like zebra.


village mofo,hungry tout, crude village street thing.


if you then see my sisters and mom you will call them albinos cos of your rigid and village crude life.

You should be matured enough to know when to ignore certain people. You've been on NL for long as Sekxyqueen so you should know that these ridicules won't stop especially from guys. You should also learn to ignore people and quit sounding tough. He insulted you, you bite back. This doesn't tell you guys apart as y'all are the same. Show that you're mature and ignore.

Engineering no be beans. Give your strength to the completion of your project. You'll need it more there than here.