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CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham Sets To Launch Her Makeup Line ‘body Talk By Toyin by SirMichael1: 2:09pm On Jul 28, 2018
Henitan24:
I don't have a better candidate for now

Good evening
I understand that you don't have a better candidate for now, but do you know that they are better candidates out there?
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham Sets To Launch Her Makeup Line ‘body Talk By Toyin by SirMichael1: 6:34pm On Jul 27, 2018
Henitan24:
Sai Baba till 2023grin
Hello, if I may ask, why are you vying for the President's reelection come 2019? What has he done that needs him back in Nigeria? I await your answer.

Good evening.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Blood Moon Appears Today - What Do You Need To Know About It? by SirMichael1: 11:02am On Jul 27, 2018
Exwizard:
I need know nothing than wolves will be littered all around maybe you should try Mathew 17 VS 7
Too much teen wolf dey worry you I swear. Lol
RomanceRe: Is It Ethical For A Lady To Go On Dates While In Relationship? by SirMichael1: 12:49am On Jul 27, 2018
XhosaNostra:
In My Opinion.
You guys should make things better for we, the comment readers na.
Zero the use of abbreviations. Thank you.
RomanceRe: Is It Ethical For A Lady To Go On Dates While In Relationship? by SirMichael1: 7:41pm On Jul 26, 2018
XhosaNostra:
If the nature of the relationship is platonic, I see nothing wrong with someone going out with people of the opposite gender. Now if she knows the guy is interested in more than just a friendship, then it's problematic imo. Because it's encouraging in a way to go out with someone who has feelings for you, unless you spell it out to them, in no uncertain terms, that you're IN a relationship. Personally I think something like that should only be said once. If a guy persists regardless, then you probably shouldn't be friends with him, because he's disrespecting your boundaries/ relationship. So yeah, going out with friends is not an issue. The issue is only when you're aware they like you, but you still sleepover etc.
What is the meaning of IMO?
EducationRe: LAUTECH Increases School Fees To N300,000 From N120k by SirMichael1: 8:37am On Jul 23, 2018
AfroMighty:
Students are allowed to enter both campuses...
Bossing is the former campus but because it couldn't contain the rapid growth of the school that's the reason we have gidan kwano campus which happens to be the main campus now...
Bossing campus has up to 4 schools while Gidan kwano had 6schools.
Oh cool! So which campus and school are you in? And how's the department and lecturers like? Are they difficult?
EducationRe: LAUTECH Increases School Fees To N300,000 From N120k by SirMichael1: 4:21pm On Jul 22, 2018
AfroMighty:
The school is great, the tuition for freshers #61850 and once you get to 200L you start paying less than #30,000 and pls don't bring the spirit of lautech to FutMinna... Thou it was hard in the first place but I later adapt...
Wow! That's nice. I just googled the school and I'm seeing that it has two Campuses. One at somewhere called Bosso and The other at Gidan Kwanu. Why are you guys separated?

Is one of the campus bad that's why they separated them from the rest? Are students allowed to enter both campuses?

I'm sorry for these questions, my younger one has been thinking of a technology school to attend, maybe I can suggest futminna after I have enough information about it. Thanks
EducationRe: LAUTECH Increases School Fees To N300,000 From N120k by SirMichael1: 8:46am On Jul 22, 2018
AfroMighty:
Thank God I left the school for Futminna during the previous strike...
come and see the way my friends are shouting....
How's Futminna like?
TravelRe: UBER Under Fire For Discriminating Against Women. by SirMichael1: 5:22pm On Jul 19, 2018
[quote author=pocohantas post=69526825][/quote]I swear, I'll get you for this sis! I will get you and I won't care either. angry

Two can play that game. smiley
TravelRe: UBER Under Fire For Discriminating Against Women. by SirMichael1: 4:04pm On Jul 19, 2018
pocohantas:
Are they working same hours/job role as the men?
If yes, they should get same pay. If no, they should keep kwayet.

As for being discriminated against, on what basis exactly?

I think some of these women need to realise they don't just wake up and decide where and when they don't wanna be discriminated against. Same way most of these women won't hire a male nanny, that's how some men won't want a female driver.

Sometimes, these choices are not due to hate.
Wo! Sometimes ehn, you use to have sense but other times I feel like squashing 4 eggs.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1:
Organs:
Look at you, Now you want me to withdraw the two cents i already gave you. Now, English comprehension or impatience is part of your issues. Four eggs is too much if you eat eggs everyday, YES i agree, but not when you eat it once in a blue moon. Do You understand now! Also, depends on how its prepared. Four tiny white shell eggs is not the same as four big brown shell eggs. Nutritional value varies in color and to a small extent in the size. The suya consumption you talked about depends, on age, activities other factors as well. It's also not peculiar to the north, you eat isi-ewu very high in cholesterol and come here and complain about suya? Serena williams with all her workout and healthy eating habits has had blood clots. So, it all depends. If your girlfriend is trying to fry 4 eggs and you feel its too much, tell her in a gentlemanly and humane manner. Don't go and shamelessly and rudely snatch two away saying, you wan fry eggs for all our plenty battalion mumu IPOBs. shocked shocked shocked.
Kanu Nwankeo had heart disease despite the fact he trained everyday. Don't associate genetics with what you don't know. I'm done with you.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 8:08pm On Jul 18, 2018
aribisala0:
Not relevant to eggs

though I am not aware of such research.

That is like asking do I agree with the research that water is harmful to adults
You're aware of such research right? That means you don't fault the conclusion right?


So this brings me to my next question.

You rightly said something like consumed cholesterol gets process in the body and doesn't constitute to the cholesterol level in your blood right?

We both know that red meat has high cholesterol, why is it advisable for an adult to desist from it if the cholesterol will get processed?
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 8:01pm On Jul 18, 2018
Organs:
Now i see you understand a bit what i was saying but still beclouded by what you see around you in the North and that is still affecting your conclusion. Now, for how "Guests" should be treated, its your opinion against mine, so to each his own. Maybe you were raised in a culture where you feel you are doing a guest a favor by hosting them and providing for them while i was raised in a culture that is welcoming and goes above and beyond to make a guest feel comfortable and sees it as honour for a guest to visit. In the example you gave about the Northerners eating more than 1 egg per day, we are basically saying the same thing so we at least agree on that. I will not apologise, i will tone it down a bit. Yes, you are not a fool, you just lack sense a little bit. tongue tongue tongue
You're trying to play safe and cool. I don't do that. Bring up points and counter and not hiding behind some silly emoji.

We aren't saying the same thing. Uneducated northeners are fools. They feel enjoying means eating excessively and uncultivated. That's how one old man will go to a 'suya' (barbeque) stand and be munching his life away thinking that he is enjoying.

You are of the opinion that eating 4 eggs in a day is okay depending on the size of each while I am of the opinion that it's a health hazard. We're not on the same path.

Similarly, if a guest comes over (a guest as endearing as a gf), the she should feel comfy while I cook for her. You're a guest not an occupant. Know your place and stop throwing cracked eggs in the sink 'cause I rebuked you!!
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2018
aribisala0:
Hahahah
Animal fat is not a chemical category.

There are so many many healthy animal fats

The key issue is whether the fats are saturated or not.

Eggs contain Omega-3 fats which are very healthy.
Just like you would find in fish like mackerel.

one egg weighing about 40 grammes contains about 1. 3 grammes saturated fat which is 6.4% of tthe Recommended daily allowance
Alright, tag along.

You agree with the research that says red meat is harmful to adults?
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 7:08pm On Jul 18, 2018
aribisala0:
Your claim that eating more than one egg is harmful is not backed up by science.
The underlying assumption that dietary cholesterol contributes to elevated BLOOD cholesterol level is wrong

Cholesterol is synthesized in the body and constitutes over 30% of the membranes of all cells

What is of greater concern is saturated fatty acid from sources like butter and and animal fat.

High blood cholesterol could be harmful but high blood cholesterol does not follow from high dietary cholesterol.

Rather it is synthesized in the body and genetcs are imortant as is the consumption of saturated fats
Does egg contains animal fat? Yes or No?

Don't keep me waiting for long.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 6:49pm On Jul 18, 2018
Organs:
SirMichael1 - The definition of a fool is "He who knows not and knows not that he knows not".. Bro, you are a fool by definition sir.

What part of this do you not understand "Firstly, depends on the size, 4 eggs is not too much if you do not eat eggs everyday" I wrote "Firstly" to even draw attention to it, but guess what, a fool will always act out the foolishness in them. The rest of your write up is trash if you had read and comprehended the emboldened. Also, the "guest" part, in all Nigerian cultures, you treat a guest with respect. A guest will be forgiven for an error because they are "guests", also, there are ways of communicating and effecting change rather than the brutal, physical abusive and crude way this your fellow mumu acted. Get enlightened, get the knowledge you are assuming "abokis" don't have and most importantly, stop making a big deal out of "food" that is eaten. It is poverty mentality. Food should be freely shared, given and eaten with joy and happiness and not all the nonsense the writer and you are bringing up.
Usually, I don't school folks this much 'cause they catch up fast. Anyways, I guess you'll be an exception.

Read this carefully before throwing tantrums like the fat kid whose cake got stolen.

Irrespective of the size of the egg, the nutritional value is the same. Yes! An egg contains roughly about 72 calories.

For an adult, consuming over 1 egg is harmful. It is too much cholesterol and fat. At most, take one whole egg and one egg white 'cause egg white contains protein.

Fuçk your being a guest in my house! Fuçking guest comes over and start throwing tantrums 'cause I corrected you, I'll fuçking send you outta my house. Besides, I cook for my guest not the other way round. FFS, she's even a Lady who is meant to know how to manage stuffs. If you really want respect as a guest, then don't crack my eggs and throw them down the sink skunk!

Son, when I say Abokis lack knowledge, I know what I say. I am right here in the north seeing what these people do, they could eat 2 fried egg, bread and tea in the morning and these same stupid people will still come back after work in the evening to eat fried noodles and 'eggs'.


Again in retort, poverty mentality and BP kee you there!


Now that you've been schooled, do you want to apologize and take back your definition of a fool which by the way fits you perfectly, blockhead? smiley
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1:
RomanceRe: Lady Accuses Her Man Of Cheating Because His Cum After Sex Wasn't That Thick by SirMichael1:
grin

For those that will come here and say this chat is doctored, don't do that. It real.

The girl actually blocked him at them end.

But wait, what I don't understand is why will a girl reply that she loves her guy so much if she'll end up breaking up him. Because he cheated? As if she isn't cheating while serving. Truth is, most ladies get fūcked during NYSC especially the ones with boyfriends.

Even the Kunle no smart gan. Just tell her say the condom reduced sensitivity and hence, made you last long. And as for the low sperm, tell her say na stress.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 11:05am On Jul 18, 2018
LivingFree:
Poverty kee you dia angry
Heed to correction dunce. smiley
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 10:31am On Jul 18, 2018
LivingFree:
I eat 9 eggs in less than 6 hrs yesterday grin

I fart so much my wallpaper started to fall off the wall embarassed lipsrsealed

TMI grin

Before you quote me with nonsense, ask yourself this:

Is it your egg?
Is it your fart?
Is it your wallpaper?

*Farts on the thread and leaves*
...ate...
...Are they your eggs...

If you don't want to be quoted with nonsense, try to write well at least.

Since you've agreed that your writeup is erroneous, I can proceed to the next error.

Eating six pieces of eggs will only cause your cholesterol level to sky rocket. I won't be surprised if you can't sit comfortably on a plastic chair.

Modified: 9 eggs in 6 hours??!!! Oh bloody fùck! Please go check your urine to know your cholesterol level oh! That's if it ain't a joke.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1:
Henitan24:
See the little respect I've for men folks I do try as much as possible to share it among you guys irrespective of your economic status, age, relationship etc but some of you still prove to me that you dont deserve it. I swear I've never expected someone like you that I so much admire his level of intelligence to talk to someone else like this. It's ok enjoy your day
Got it!

1) You've got little respect for guys.

2) You 'try' as much as possible to share the little respect ('Try' here being the prevailing word)

3) ...Irrespective of your economic status, age, relationship etc. (Lol. This is quite funny 'cos you wouldn't 'try' to share a little respect for a mogul. Besides, how would you know the ages, relationship status', economic status of a person in a faceless forum?)

4) Expect anything from anyone, that way, you don't get heart broken. Besides, if you can't take corrections from someone you respect, then I'm sorry, I can't help you.

More so, you don't blackmail everyone. It doesn't work for all. Telling me you respect me doesn't change the fact that I must correct your wrongs where ever I find them and if you respect me enough, you'll heed to corrections and not try to make me feel bad-which will not work.

Have a pleasant day ahead.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1:
lyrose:
if I may ask is she not frying the four eggs for both,you can see how slay guys nowadays behave, embarrassing himself because of egg.Mtchewwwwww
It is confirmed that so many ladies on this forum lack capacity to comprehend write-ups probably because their reasoning faculty is so slow that they rush to pen down their thoughts before thinking?

Are you sure you read the topic well? Is it for both of them?
Why are you asking and also passing judgement?

Now ask yourself this... 'Am I sure I really have sense'?
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1: 2:03am On Jul 18, 2018
Organs:
Oyindidi - Na poverty mentality dey worry you. Firstly, depends on the size, 4 eggs is not too much if you do not eat eggs everyday. If your intent is to have a rich breakfast and have a snack (banana + water) for lunch you can have 4 eggs fried with other veggies + 2 slices of yam. The mumu boy now reduced the eggs of a girlfriend guest oh, imagine, then slapped her...... and you are calling the girl "glutton". Hmmm you better stop dating wretched fellows that counts meat in a soup pot or gauging the rolls leftover from toilet roll after each toilet visit. This is where your mentality is coming from. FYI, in Kano or KD, ordinary shoe shiner will easily take his babe to "mai shai" tea seller and buy her 4 eggs fried with suya sandwiched in bread.
Ogbeni shut up.

As an adult, you don't eat more than an egg in a day. Although sometimes I eat two but that's the farthest I can go. Your body processes excesses out and moreover, you're just overworking your vital organs.

Later you start fighting cholesterol and start developing high BP. 4 egg isn't enjoyment, you're killing yourself. let me tell you, egg is protein, animal protein with just a slight difference in structure to beans and other plant proteins. Egg is so rich in protein and fat that you just need only one egg to provide you with the exact amount of nutrient in calories you need in just a day.

It's just like saying if you're over 40, eating 4 pieces of red meat is okay if you don't eat it everyday. Dude, we're talking about the health here.

...and you're bitching about her being a guest, if your homie pays a visit, will you allow him to fry 4 eggs? She's a guest and a guest must learn to be moderate. You'll buy 2 crates of eggs for you and her and within a week it's finished 'cause she'll be frying 8 eggs for you both every morning. Craze. How will you sit and be eating four eggs? Do you even have sense? Poverty mentality kee you there. Better go and check your cholesterol level via your urine before you die of BP.

What differentiates you from an aboki is knowledge. They don't know the bad effect of these things they're taking and sadly, you don't too.
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by SirMichael1:
Henitan24:
Is there any reason to beat a woman if you'll definitely should not be because of ordinary four eggs, this is insanity on the guy part. Girlie walk out majestically from the relationship
You don't have sense?

How many eggs are required in a day?

An adult requires only one egg in a day. Just one. You don't really need the nutrient the egg provides as an adult except you're a kid.

So why will a sane woman consume four eggs?? And when being corrected, she threw the whole 4 eggs in the sink making them useless for consumption. She's a bitch! You bitches know how to get on our nerve. It ain't right.
Slapping her is really wrong and if I was the only, I'll sit her down, try to explain it as best as I can 'cause clearly the bitch has anger issues. It isn't the money but the health hazard. How much is #200? But compare #200 to spending thousands treating heart diseases, artery clogs due to cholesterol. Is it worth it.

PS: Try to assimilate the gibberish you scribbled, does it makes sense?? Complete hogwash and devoid of intelligence.
RomanceRe: Beware Of The Moniker Donpikko by SirMichael1: 2:25pm On Jul 17, 2018
DonPiiko:
If someone asks you, can you confidently say that you are intelligent??
I don't know but I'm sure as hell not a pussy. You bring up screenshots trying to victimize someone 'cause he has a similar soubriquet to yours. Well, what I see is one who doesn't wanna share. The ladies on NL aren't yours alone so don't make them a property. Haven't you seen other guys chat up ladies whom you chat with? Besides, he hasn't sent any PM to 'your girls' so please, quit whining and stop being a pussy.
RomanceRe: Beware Of The Moniker Donpikko by SirMichael1: 11:13am On Jul 17, 2018
DonPiiko:
Look at how the criminal is discussing conning people for iTunes card
Piiko, you're sure you just aren't insecure? Probably you don't wanna share.

Besides, these screenshots are of no inclination that he was willing to scam anyone. It was more of highman trying to introduce him to scam some expatriates which he didn't budge.

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