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SportsRe: Do You Really Think Nigeria Can Win Or Draw Argentina? (opinion Thread) by SirMichael1(op): 8:26pm On Jun 25, 2018
Earthbound:
If we're not complacent, why not?
They'll play a very possessive game and leave little chances for our team which will give us less space to attack. But you know so well we don't know how to defend and also avoid penalties.
SportsDo You Really Think Nigeria Can Win Or Draw Argentina? (opinion Thread) by SirMichael1(op): 8:07pm On Jun 25, 2018
So by this time tomorrow, over 3million Nigerians around the diaspora will gather to watch what promises to be a captivating match... A match between a country near elimination, ranked 5th against that ranked 47th by FIFA.

If there's anything to respect between two teams, it will be their head-to-head (Abbreviated H2h hereafter) and as we may well know, our H2H against Argentina hasn't been all that glamorous. There's been more defeats than there's been a draw, not to mention losses which outnumbers the draw.

Key players In both teams.

Argentina.

1) Lionel Messi: He remains an invaluable asset in Argentina's squad... Armed with a jersey, pair of football boot and a ball, he can destroy the emotions of whole country within 90 minutes -Something he's been finding difficult to do lately. He plays 10 as a forward.

2) Sergio Aguero: Playing as a forward. With killer shots, he can end a game when fed with the ball by the midfielders... He's accuracy is second to non.

3) Higuain Gonzalez. A forward also who plays for Juventus, an Italian club.

4) Di Maria (Midfielder)

Quite a handful but let's make do with 4 for now.

It will surprise you that a country ranked 5th are yet to win a match or score goals since the beginning of the Worldcup finals.

Nigeria.

Ahmed Musa: A key striker (loaned by Leicester city to CSKA) who has been rumoured to make Nigerians happier 90' than their president has in 3years. Finding the back of the goal twice for his country in a match... Surely, this young talented player can strike chaos when unguarded.

Kelechi Iheanacho: A current striker who plays for Leicester city as well. Quite talented at set pieces too.

Mikel Obi.

Victor Moses.

There's not really a top professional player in the Nigeria Team but you can't take away the oneness and unity in it.




The last time this two teams met, Nigeria came from 2-0 down in the first half to winning the match 4-2 full time. An amazing comeback if you ask me. Prior to that, the last time they we met was in Brazil 2014 where they beat us 3-2 and 3-1 before that.

According to previous H2Hs, the Argentina's wins is 63%, Nigeria's Win is 25% while a draw is 12%.

It should be worthy of Note that Nigeria is yet to defeat to draw Argentina in any world cup games.

I believe in Nigeria, I believe the eagles can draw Argentina but not win. If our squad can follow instructions and not try to overly impress the fans by going all out to attack a wounded lion, I think we'll be fine. One again, the fate of Argentina as a footballing nation proceeding in this world cup tournament rested on Nigeria prior to Iceland clash. Do you think we can pull a draw on them or even a win? Sincerely please.

PS: Nigerian's problem has been indiscipline. If we're gonna play a 8-1-1 formation, let the team members be disciplined enough to follow that.

Most prediction sites are seeing a 3-1 defeat against us but let's the frank, their defence is to poor to take only one goal.

Lalasticlala, would you grant me audience please? Thanks.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SirMichael1: 6:26pm On Jun 25, 2018
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by SirMichael1:
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Linda Ikeji Shares New Pictures by SirMichael1: 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2018
sabenabeauty:
lol. I know I'd be pregnant someday grin

Meanwhile, don't hesitate to subscribe to my YouTube channel, please! sad


You guys can make this happen for me as I've got a target to meet


Happy Sunday y'all


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGVLyDOiBto
I think your video will be more cool if you get a mike. It wasn't audible so I could barely make out your utterance (no offense). Cool background by the way.

For a first video, I think you tried. You also need to be confident. Talk more with confidence and don't be shy of the camera smiley
SportsRe: Denmark Vs Australia: World Cup (1 - 1) On 21st June 2018 by SirMichael1: 2:18pm On Jun 21, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Please You People Should Carry This Draw Till Match End abeg
Denmark would soon tear open that net again. Their pressing no be here

oshe11:
Oh really!


Didnt follow up that match
That's not true.

Colombia had a red in the 3rd mins into the match due to a handball from a defender blocking a goal shot, so the ref gave a penalty to Japan which they scored. Colombia would later equalize in the 32nd mins but that didn't stop Japan who were determined and resilient to win to 1-man-down Colombia.

Match ended 2-1 in favour of Japan. Your assertion is right.
SportsRe: Denmark Vs Australia: World Cup (1 - 1) On 21st June 2018 by SirMichael1: 2:03pm On Jun 21, 2018
Lol. Punters. How's the few surprises from the world cup paying off?

Germany's loss
Argentina's draw
Brazil's draw.
SportsRe: Portugal Vs Morocco: World Cup (1 - 0) On 20 June, 2018 by SirMichael1: 2:19pm On Jun 20, 2018
rhonard:
Did you just say the world is not shouting them, why do we call them "Legend"? the name "Legend" is being chant by the world, and these people are still not up to the level of Ronaldo, and during there time they had the best team to play with, Messi has world class player he was playing with, Apart from bernado silva, quaresma, Ronaldo has no player to work with
...chanted...
...their...

...is...
CelebritiesRe: Fancy Acholonu, Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner At The MTV Movie Awards by SirMichael1: 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2018
QuitNotice:
And the guy couldn't manage to protect his low self-esteem for a minute after the tweet undecided
That in no way spells 'low self esteem'. He's only protecting his asset. He's married to her and knowing Kim K, they could introduce her to low key prostitution with promise of higher pay.

#Always protect your asset after you've married.
SportsRe: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by SirMichael1: 8:22am On Jun 20, 2018
Geesaintagape:
Liverpool lost to RMD they said sallah wasn't their
Egypt lost to Uruguay they salah wasn't their
Egypt lost to Russia they said spoilt their chances.
I thank God sallah proved his competence yesterday
Sallah is far behind what pple think
He's just returning from injury and you expect him to play well. Why didn't Neymer play well last week? Na wa to una sha.

Watch football with open mind. He tried yesterday. His teammates weren't feeding him with balls how he like them.

If you watch the counter attract him and his teammate tried performing against the last two Russian defenders, you'd observe that at a certain point, he expected the player to play it through but the dude was dribbling. For him to play well, his teammates must think very fast but they lack that, not until towards the end when their adrenaline took over and they started playing and thinking fast. It was too late by then.
SportsRe: Russia Vs Egypt: World Cup 2018 (3 - 1) On 19th June 2018 by SirMichael1: 8:11am On Jun 20, 2018
nijanigga:
this is the top reason why not to flock world cup finals with too many countries, nigeria is probably the next to go home
You people keep saying Nigeria is probably the next. How is that possible when Saudi are playing today?. What is wrong with you people and sentiment. Very annoying sets.
SportsRe: All Eyes On Salah As The Egyptians Goes Head To Head With The Russians!!! by SirMichael1: 4:50pm On Jun 19, 2018
sweetyme001:
Kutepov! please,complete the good work Sergio Ramos started on Salah by breaking is left leg.
For wishing this, may you get kissed by the devil!
RomanceRe: IF YOU THINK YOU ARE WISE GET IN HERE. FEMALE FOLKS GET IN HERE. by SirMichael1: 4:21pm On Jun 19, 2018
LivingFree:
You're too old to go backwards so disregard that guys advice.

You are fine the way you are so there's no need to be someone else. She wants confidence and that comes from self believe. You put her on some peddle stool which lowered you in her eyes. If you don't know your worth how can someone else know it? You need to focus on your self-development and while you do that you can't expect a woman to be on standby waiting for you to develop. Ask yourself are you ready for marriage anytime soon? if not why put you and her on standby. Life is now so live in the now and let tomorrow take care of itself. Right now you should date and building on your social skills by meeting different people. You depended on her to carry the relationship, to light up the room, to tell the tails. Don't you see how that is a big demand on someone else? Who will gist her, who will make her laugh, who will light up the room on the days her light is a lil dim?

Let her leave on good terms and accept this pain because it will only help you grow. Pass this test correctly so you don't have to face it again.
Since we're in the light of correcting comments...

...guy's...

...pedestal...

...know your worth, how can someone...

...you need to focus on self development...
or
...you need to self develop...

...build...

...tales...
RomanceRe: MASTURBATION: Which of These Images Is Best? [PICTURE] by SirMichael1: 4:00pm On Jun 17, 2018
iLegendd:
I 100% get your point. This is the brain we are talking about. Before the reader sees the nùde, his brain would've been reprogrammed into not attaching erótisism to it. The nùde is a torture.

Let me tell you a blunt and short story. When I was a one minute man, it was embarrassing. Did you know one of the things I did during my 6 months reprogramming back in school?

I went to a porn site with some of the cleanest videos. I know the kind of women that turn me on easily. So, I downloaded lots of hot and clean porn videos including hot lesbian porn.

I put all these videos in my video player, locked my room, played them on my laptop and watched the entire hot moment for 3 good hours without reaching for a Vaseline.

Yes, this was a torture. Now, I hardly watch porn because this exercise taught me a great lesson. It's called "endurance, patience, and toughness." Porn and masturbation don't make sense to me anymore.

At that time, back in school, I was someone who could masturbate 26 times a day whenever I'm stressed. Sounds like exaggeration, right? No, it isn't. I have a HIGH sex drive even till today, but reprogramming kept me at bay. Lemme nuh go in detail.

There are things boys and men need to know. I'm glad I knew them early. If I don't share them, that will be wickedness.
Wow! And all these while I thought you did a lot of researches concerning masturbation and how to stop it. With all due respect Sir, what works for you will NOT work for everyone and for just simply stating that the book contains the pattern you used to curb masturbation just made it a 'no-go' area for some peeps.

I heard of a man who's addiction to porn was so dip that any thing portraying sex revives the need to watch it. Even after he got married, even after so much therapy... He never got out of it. So the simple logical idea he used was to avoid any explicit material. 'How he did that', you might ask. His wife and kids knew his weakness and made sure to remove any arousing material his and also, he has specific sites he visits.

I'm sorry sir but I find the emboldened very untruthful. You don't stop masturbation overnight after being so addicted enough to do it 23 times a day. I'm not a kid. Reprogramming your mind/brain means you'll carry out an action repeated until your brain gets it. Funny thing is that it takes 21 days for the brain to be fully reprogrammed.

PS. The emboldened contradicts.
RomanceRe: MASTURBATION: Which of These Images Is Best? [PICTURE] by SirMichael1: 2:40pm On Jun 17, 2018
iLegendd:
You're right. Unfortunately, the book has some of the most arousing images. Explicit images.

This trick is similar to something I said earlier on a thread about lasting 7 hours in bed. Sadly, most guys started fighting as they disagree.

I felt bad for them because they're underutilizing their brain muscle. Maybe, it's just underdeveloped.

This Mastur & Bator book has nâked pictures, big asses, pùssies, etc. but after reading it, there won't be any urge to self-service to those images. The brain will be reprogrammed.

There are different techniques inside the book. Readers will choose the one that suites them.

About gender? They are two books. One for women, one for men.
In case you don't know, masturbation is a whole level of addiction on its own. A very aggressive addiction.

I lay hand on your book and scan through only to find explicit photos and then I get turned on immediately.

What makes you think I'd go for it?? I'll be reading your book and following you so well in a particular page until I turn to the next page and get greeted with a nude. My mundane nature takes over and I utter. "You know what... fûck this! Where's the Vaseline"

Eventually, I lost and you gained!

What makes an erotic magazine which fuels masturbation are the nude photos in them. Take it away and it's boring.

You might feel throwing in excessive nude will catch their attention -that's you being different- and you'll be wrong. You'll only give them a new image to masturbate to.
RomanceRe: Is It Ideal For Me To Do This??? by SirMichael1: 2:16pm On Jun 17, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin cheesy


She must be a LiverFOOL fan grin u know their slogan... [color=#510000]*YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE*[/color] grin grin grin

So, be brave like the RED DEVIL & juz talk to her like normal ppol do.. cool
The girlfriends of a girl are her protectors. It is safe to say that should he approach her in their presence, she'll quickly get carried away by friends.

@ Op

There's a way for that.

1. Approach.

Approach the whole group without making it obvious to your target that you fancy her. Instead, talk more to her friends and make them like you first. Very important!

2. Neg her
........


3. Isolate
.........

4. Close.
........

Hope you're above 18 'cause info like these could be dangerous when used without care.
RomanceRe: MASTURBATION: Which of These Images Is Best? [PICTURE] by SirMichael1: 2:05pm On Jun 17, 2018
Are you trying to quit masturbation in a particular gender -the male??

If yes, why does your cover page have a picture of an erotic male?

If no, then I assume you're doing this for both sexes. Yet again, why is there an erotic photo of a male?

You're trying to pass a message which should be devoid of any sexual or explicit act. Trust me, you don't wanna give the ladies what to think about while reading the book.

Remove the translucent photos and you'll be fine.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma, Slays In Jumpsuit; Shows Her Backside by SirMichael1: 9:52am On May 26, 2018
Fuckyoumod:
No hating plz.....

Honestly this chioma is just an average girl... Just a normal fine girl, nothing too special.

Just come to my street and see exceptional beauties.....

Well beauty is in the eyes of the beholder....

Like my people would always say, the beauty of a woman lies in her heart. Not face , boobs , ass and curves.
What street and which state?
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Woman Do You Dream For?? by SirMichael1: 1:24pm On May 10, 2018
Oval faced shape with a toned body shape visibly showing the distinct boobs and ass coupled with a tiny waist.

To the bikini...

Perfectly toned light skin with full breast hanging appropriately under the bra. Perfect curves up and down and then throw in some little abs
RomanceRe: Girls And Older Men by SirMichael1: 7:56pm On Apr 26, 2018
Mariinee:
It's not dumb, it's funny. Smile, don't be a cocky sadist.
Dumb people appreciate dumb acts. I'm not surprised.

If it doesn't sound logical, it doesn't make sense.
RomanceRe: Girls And Older Men by SirMichael1: 5:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
Lalas247:
how much to create
Leave it to the owner of this forum. I swear down, romance section has gone boring. Where's everyone Lala and it's been a while too.

Congrats, heard you got a husband and you're now a wife and probably with child who will be unveiled in the next 7months?
RomanceRe: Female HOD Wants Sex From Me, I Have 3 Days To Decide by SirMichael1: 5:16pm On Apr 26, 2018
Her husband's spirit will look for you and kill you! tongue

Besides, why would you ask her if there's a way you can maneuver a defence? Suddenly, 2 defence after waiting for 3 years is of difficulty to you??

Ogbeni, carry your cross.

Bed her, pass, get visited by her husband, die! tongue

Or

Bed her, get infected with AIDS, die!

Either ways... You're still gonna end up the same way.

Modified: How could I have fallen for this! What a moniker!!!
RomanceRe: Girls And Older Men by SirMichael1: 5:05pm On Apr 26, 2018
No offence but who else thinks this topic is dumb and hence forth, people need to pay to create topics?
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by SirMichael1: 2:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
nowpresence:
how is the relationship after this event
I laughed it off and we became cool. Although for some other reason, we're apart now -at least for the meantime.
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by SirMichael1: 10:06am On Apr 26, 2018
nowpresence:
guy: I love you
me: I have heard

all those boys that keep pestering you even when they know you are not into them.
She's cool, we're friends so I decided to push my luck...

Me: I love you

Her: Why don't you guys just wanna stay friends? Must y'all convert every friendship to a romantic relationship? (It was as though I offended a millennium, I've never seen her so pissed)

And this was the girl that said she has to be friends with a person before they date. Crazy and confused species.
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by SirMichael1:
I had just graduated from secondary school and found a way to get my crush 2go username...

We got flowing on the same frequency until I decided to poke my luck. So a certain night after I had made her laugh and bade her a goodnight, I came back online after she's slept and shot myself on the foot.

Me: "We've known each other for few months and it feels to me like I've known you my whole life. I must say, you pique my senses and further compelled me to you with your intelligence. You're always on my mind and you distract me but I'm always distracted without you" (bet she must have been saying 'go straight to the point already!'). Then I told her how I always check her up first thing every morning -Creepy? Nah. I just turned myself a stalker-

I was scared of being rejected, I just concluded with 'I think I love you'.

Y'all need to read what I woke up too.

Her: 'Falling in love is a normal thing, but most times, what we the younger generation call love is actually lust...' (See miseducation oh. Why all these stories na), she went further 'true love is that which Jesus have toward us...',(yeah, she was an exco and I was about to feel the full effect of her unleashing) '...Jesus came to die for us so that through his love we would be reconciled back to the father...' (See ehn, I just weak that day after she finish me with preaching)

Me: She definitely will be waiting for a reply. "Thank you"- I replied. From thence, our chat got awkward until we lost contact.

Having being on the receiving end, I'd say it's really a difficult reply to give especially when the feeling isn't mutual or if it is mutual but you just want to act being 'hard to get'.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja Lecturer Burst Into Tears After Analyzing This (Photos) by SirMichael1:
Look to me like he has a bit of a runny nose there.
CelebritiesRe: See The 40 Million Naira Hairstyle Model Chika Lann Made (photos) by SirMichael1: 9:23am On Apr 21, 2018
Does she qualifies to be a model?? I mean, is there anything they look for while choosing a model aside the facial structure, height and body fat?

She's ugly mehn! No kidding!!
RomanceRe: See The Food A Nigerian Lady Prepared And Stored All For Her Man (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:55am On Apr 21, 2018
myself13:
She's an extremist! A red flag in the making. it is apparent she has some strong affiliation with those known for extremism up North! This is how female extremism/fanaticism gave rise to female suicide bombing. The husband should be sensitized about the inescapable dangers of dating an extremist in any form or shape.
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In this accord, I fear for her man though. There is every indication she might one day pull out a deadly stunt on her man out of the least of provocations. She should be monitored lest something disastrous befalls the innocent man. Ladies are unpredictable. I would suggest he dumps her right now for he's own peace and safety. The earlier the better, as we were told. A woman with extremist tendencies is a possible violent vicious woman. Some men will just be risking their life anyhow in the name of stupid love.
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BTW, it is understood that foods refrigerated overtime is quite unhealthy for the body upkeep - and here we have a woman specialized in this unwholesome act on the brink of poisoning a beloved brother.
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#FearWomen!
But you have ample time sha. Linking extremism to a kind gesture...? Whatever goes on in your mind
RomanceRe: What Do You Guys Suggest? Ur Best Opinion by SirMichael1: 7:24am On Apr 16, 2018
When the news reads...

"The incumbent President Muhammadu Buhari losses the election by margins down"
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Smoker?? by SirMichael1: 3:10pm On Apr 15, 2018
SoapQueen:
My context of smoking is "smoking cigarette". I won't get close to a guy that does hard drug. Marijuana (weed) is a drug.

I have never smoked neither do I drink. I know so many men who smoke cigarettes and behave well to their families. I have an aunt who has been married for close to 20 years(she is very,very hot). She smokes cigarettes.

A guy that wants to become a scum will become one. Nobody will/can change that. I have heard stories of some quiet men(non smokers/social drinkers) who have beaten their wives blue black.

I hope this helps.
You don't -as a lady- determine who's hot and who isn't. Leave us with the job.

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