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netflicks:
Bro I laff coz I have passed this phase in life...where I got knocked out twice on an interview to get a job at Gtbank and fidelity...the disappointment was so hard on me despite how good I was looking on those suit.

The smile on my face today is the business am running on my own...I can decide when to work, rest, flex, do what ever I like with my life..working for a firm is like living in bondage and most times the pay just dont worth it...

This was the same experience I had when I did panel interview at KPMG. I felt so fly ln those suit especiallu when the last question I was asked if I can work on weekend and I clearly stated in the affirmative.

3 days after, I got a shocking regret mail. That mail took me off balance for a whole week that I was contemplating what could I have done wrong.

After that, I have had loads of regret mails but no one will shock me after that horrible experience.

Nevertheless, still jobless and pushing applications.

TallPck1:
Remember your route, but why don't you build a good shopping complex for them at affordable price .

Firstly, it is not the job of the government to build shopping complex. Investors do that.

Secondly, even If he built that, the rich will hijack that complex like that buillion van megalomaniac always do in Lagos.

francisgodstime:
bro can a fresh graduate of political science apply for dis kpmg recruitment

Of course any degree as long as you get the degree from a university.

Waxxxy:
Prof Tutor,
You hate the truth. If you like tutor your senior advanced engineering analysis, prof prodigy you don't merit first class. Shikena

And your stupid lots is?

Get the fvck out of my mention already with your so called 'truth' dingbat.

I can actually lecture your brightest lecturer. Add that to the list.

Idiots like you deserve Buhari as your president.

Waxxxy:
With your writeup above, you don't merit first class.

Silly! Every privilege tom and harry is now forming W.shakespeare on nairaland.


Grammarian of our time, I guess one or two glitches in that quote made you arrived at your logical conclusion.

The same English that I can actually tutor you.
Mind you,
When you tutor your juniors on thermodynamics and engineering mathematics for 3 years and your colleagues on advanced vibration and strength of materials, then you and I can have a normal conversation in English.

One lecture in my school killed my dream of bagging first class because I did not buy his manual. The lecturer taught advanced thermal engine, a course I had 86A in the pre requisite thermal engine. That lecturer is so daft both intellectually and grammatically and we all know it.

C in that advanced thermal engine clearly killed that dream as I couldnt make up again.

How he got the lecturing job still baffles all of us till date.

I sense Nigerian Navy direct short service for the fg job. There is some level of sanity in the navy. Well respected. If you can endure and commit to the training, you will be retained.

The second option is a no no for me.
You know what happen when a one man business employs you. They act like they own you.

Flier:
You can’t be serious what is his business abroad when he is already rich in Nigeria

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Dude already lectures abroad. Found a clips of him on FB lecturing some whites.

He probably came back here to complete his PHD and get the fvck back

chigoizie7:
This is mean ooh.

Hostel at N300k per annum is too much

Split by 2 people, That's 150k per person.

For a 4 years course thats 600k for the whole sessions. I just hope the average parent can afford that.

How much is their tuition?
This is definitely not a philanthropy gesture but an investement venture.

But 300k by 285 rooms is a lot of money.
That dude just built his oil bloc out of the bush.

In few years time if well patronised and managed, that man will be competing with the Otedola's.

An Hp laptop to continue my programming in JS after my laptop got damaged will do.

I am getting rusty each day and use of phone can be so frustrating.

What can I do when I am unemployed?

He should dethrone him already. Sanusi is useless in that place. Such cerebral fellow should be out to educate the illiterate lots in the north. The monarchy bureaucracy is downplaying his intellectual capacity.

Sanusi is one of the best brain we have in the north. Unfortunately, he found himself in the midst of bigotry, tribalistic and uneducated simpletons.

danniyal:
You are in the University and you are doing shakara. This is what is waiting for you

Especially those one in NYSC uniform collecting 19800. Na those ones dey form pass.

Most people mistake being bold and outspoken to being intelligent.

Is Dino Melaye intelligent?
Business wise, Donald Trump is a very clever business man, Politically he is so daft. This is obvious in his diplomatic ties with various international summit. Talking with both sides of his mouth all the time.

For the first time, the narcissist is scared for his office.

Mishael42019:
The power of this world belongs to God.

America is a Christian nation world power has been giving to them from God.

No nation can take that from them the leadership of this world belongs to Christianity

We know the religion trying everything to usurp America Christian virtue using the satanic DEMs

But God pass them Trump is going no where

God bless America

America is a christian nation yet they legalise gay marriage, have a racist grab them by the pussy president.

You people have reduced christianity to a beer parlour gathering of drunkard.

GoodBadandUgly:
DO YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF GODFATHER?

You missed the point of my whole post, go and read it all again with this in mind; I've been to all those countries, this is why I'm saying what I am saying. Nigeria's monarchy is full of kings, Pastors, Imams, Ex-Presidents, ex-governors and former senators.

I get your point. Running our government is the most expensive in the world.
But you funny bringing pastor to the discussion. Most people now know those ones are scammers.
Ex presidents get pension in US that I can confirmed.
The law of paying pension to ex governors started from one megalomaniac Godfather politician in Lagos.

GoodBadandUgly:
The Obas in the past have all paid their dues so we should keep funding the expensive lifestyles of their offsprings just to enjoy eh?
You all see what i mean now that us Nigerians like to defend our rights to suffer at the hands of our so-called "elders"?
Do they bring in money from tourism and global influence like the Queen does? NO

Boris Johnson goes to Buckingham palace ONLY for PROTOCOL, the Queen is just a FIGURE of the head of state. However, in Nigeria he would have to go kiss the hand of all the godfathers: at least 4 different kings, his Pastor, 4 other Pastors, 4 Imams, 2 Ex-Presidents, the ex-governor of his state and 20 different former senators.

THE FEW WHO DONT BENEFIT THE COUNTRY ARE ENJOYING MOST OF THE PIE BEFORE THE CRUMBS GET DOWN TO THE PEOPLE.

Lets not be hypocritical here. Kissing the hands of Obas and emirs dont guarantee success at the polls. The monarchs just like the queen are just figure head who are closer to the people than our councillors and local govt chairmen.

And for your informations, from sweden, to the netherlands to Engiands, millions of Euros are Budgeted to run their Palace.

CAPSLOCKED:
TO BE HONEST THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST USELESSLY CLUELESS ENTITIES ON THIS EARTH.

IF YOU ASK ME, THESE NIGERIAN KINGS ARE VERY IRRELEVANT. ALL OF THEM FROM THE SULTAN IN THE NORTH TO THE OBA IN THE SOUTH ARE ALL USELESS.

WHAT ARE THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS COUNTRY APART FROM MARRYING MULTIPLE WIVES AND SUPPORTING EVERY GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATION AS LONG AS IT PAYS THEM WELL, IRRESPECTIVE OF HOW THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE TREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT?

YET, POOR AND STRUGGLING NIGERIAN YOUTHS PRAISE THEM AND KILL AND DIE FOR THEM THE SAME WAY THEY DO FOR OUR USELESS POLITICIANS.

Before the government they were kings all over the country. From sultan and emirs in the north, to obi and igwe in the east and obas in the west.
They were the authorities before the government and are well respected even by the colonialists after they were fought with superior weapons to surrender their kingdom to the ruthless British empire.

The help sold their prosteges to slave trade when it was legal all over the world and A certain Alaafin fought for the stoppage of the act at one point.

The Obas in the past have all paid their dues. The current ones are just enjoying the powerful impact and labour of their fore fathers.


Mind you, the British monarch, Queen Elizabeth is a well respected figure not just in Britain but world over because of how her fore fathers conquered the world over including America.

Boris Johnson must go to the Buckingham Palace to kiss the hands of the queen on every political visit to the palace.

If she really passed their exams to become a briton, I sense test of English with exam like IELTS is not one of them.

Such a brainy with a poor written English.

Project that savings in bullion van for 2023 will derail before it will even start.

They dia

Olamide is a product of favour from street (ID cabbasa) and the dude returned the favour by helping other artistes.

Dude is a legend in the industry. Though he deviated from the rap that got him his fame and sing crap, he still make hit with those crap.

If olamide was to be Jude Okoye, the selfish and wicked brother of the defunct p square duo who refused the group from featuring or signing local artiste, nobody will know kesh, Adekunle Gold, Chinko even the rave of the moments like firebiy, zlatan and the crazy marlian.

Dude has paid his due and has been a long walk of success for him.

Journalist hangout deserved the award. That Babajide otitoju is the messi of that show. The dude is so cerebral and thorough with his analysis.
As a real journalist, Babajide does not play partisan politics like channels staff. He always keep me glue to TVC very 5pm.

Seun Okinbaloye too is a younger version of Babajide. Very intelligent ane he has a way of bringing two rival politicians to his show.

These guys are the best thing to happen to broadcasting in this dispensation after Deji Badamosi and Angela Ajetumobi left channels.

Olosho crew where are thy?

In the past, arsenal used to disappoint people with their result.

Now people are disappointed in arsenal if they dont lose.

Mightyhaiz:
My younger bro ,a very bright guy went for over 30 interviews with no result,..until I had to do what I had to do .


All these u listed op no scratch surface for naija.

Tell me about it.
The guy was just spitting trash.
I was at a panel interview in one of the big 4. The last question I was asked was if I could work late hours and weekends after answering previous questions confidently.

Las las I was turned down in what happened to be the greatest shocker of my life.

Cutehector:
I slaved through this process and I can tell you that I am a permanent staff. Funny enough those who castigate these DSAs are even at home jobless coming on social media to castigate people who are putting food on their own table.


I challenge any young man out there not to listen to what ladies say about whatever little job they are doing presently. When they blow, these dumb broke girls would not even appeal to them anymore

Does not take the slavery out of you.
Once a slave, always a slave in the eyes of his slave masters.

You guys have turned this thread to a troll and some kind of savagery nairaland folks are known for.

@marvel, @thetruth and @theexpert guys were just giving clues as what to expect. Nobody knows what is as long as the recruitment process is concern even the in house staff don't.

So y"all should cut these guys some slack. Nothing is guarantee whether your status changed earlier than other. Nobody has a definite yardstick for the process.

I took the Shell test earlier than most people. People who took the test after me got a regret mail almost immediately after they did theirs while some got to the next stage at the same time.

It took shell close to 3months to send me a regret mail while some people got to the next stage while waiting all those days.

We just got to braze up for what's coming and I implore all to stop the trolling and savagery.

DaddyMorenike:
locomotive Moscow ni

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