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See ur rabbit teeth. . .Go brush jor

@Under G. . .Upgrade!

And they claim not to love me.

See dem screaming my name

N- Never
E- Expect
P- Power
A- Always

(NEPA being a Problem in Nigeria)

P- Problem
H- Has
C- Changed
N- Name

mumu, we know latin wen we see one so stop tryna cover up. U remind me of one idiot and upon further research, I realise say na u.

No matter ur location, ur identity remains same

Whichever way u loose and the next person gains. Enjoy d view!

I go slap u one day. No joke!!!

Area!!!

Element G:
dis one wey your mouth dey rap, it be like say u don chop cow liver oooo

U wish say u be like me sha!

Ben-10:
Please use the insult thread.

Wetin be ur work for here Oya carry am go d insult thread abi nor be wetin u dey good @

Dyt:

mmmmm sledge

I dey turn u on

Element G:
stud u dey hear sledge now, if i spank am now, people go talk say i dey bully am

U wan park comot for dis section abi?

Fresh blood don show, see as all of dem don dey waka naked dey reveal deir yansh holes

Na candle una take power computer wen una take dey post for here abi

C wrinkles for ur forehead with your dry and highly overrated jokes wen I nor find amusing

Studio CFR:
Nut!

I PICKED ANOTHER GIRL TO PUNISH.

TO AVOID ANOTHER DEFEAT, I TOOK ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO MAKE ME STRONG.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT SENT ME INTO A DEEP SLUMBER.

and IN THE MORNING. . . .


GIRL: LAZY MAN!

Lol. . .



I no expect everybody to uncode the joke. Lol

I pity the gals for NL @ large wen feel say you fit satisfy them. Less than one minute guy and even wit 1 bottle of udeme, u don high. Come make I give you tutorials of how to last longer and get . . . begging (I nor wan mention names )

Kunbee:
Oloriburuku na ni e

Abeg comot for my front. . .I don deal with you reach.

@Stud. . .U dis cattle, you dey try use me get closer to the babes abi U go old. Make u dey confirm wetin u nor know about me but I pity your sister sha and yes tell your babe make she confess. If you wan catch am, wen una dey together, jst say "Sledge" and response wen u go get from ur babe, "I can explaiin".

Efemena_xy:
On the contrary, quite the opposite
I don tell am say I go like to disect that im brain for studying
and im quite like the idea too - check im posts. . .

I dey on my way to NL executive suite and I hope say you dey in your birhday suit

larayat:
[s]At d scene of an accident,a man was crying;OH GOD i av lost my hand oh.
sympatiser;dont cry,see dat man he has lost his head,Is he crying?


I HOPE U LIKE IT.[/s]

That answers if I like it

larayat:
@hammer or sori, 'sledge'.i did nt enter dis forum2 compete on jokes i'l leave dat 2 u if it will fetch u moni frm d ATM.

See your block head (not the shape but I mean your head is EMPTY). How much ATM fit give you I thought this section had intelligent people this I came across this post. Abeg shift before I release dogs on u!

@Skinny deep. . .Noted!

Ben-10:
QUESTION: A BOY AND A DOCTOR ARE WALKING ALONG THE ROAD. THE BOY IS THE DOCTOR SON BUT THE DOCTOR IS NOT THE BOY'S FATHER. WHO IS THE DOCTOR?

porryred:
ANSWER THIS

There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any
of its letters"What is the word?

Where's the joke

@Tanning. . .Fowl pikin, frog mama, bow-legged bingo. U dey come here with one-word yab and u think say u make sense. No wonder that D1ckless dey short u like fly wen see shit (na wetin im be sha. Wingless fly!!!)

tanimz:
Impotent horse.

Nail wen horse nail u nor reach, u wan be horse mama World don spoil

As for you Baba blue (Vicks lemon minus) wen dey claim to sabi English, wetin be dis

Vic2k3:
The mummy has awake lol

Stick to wetin u sabi and nor dey blow grammar wen dey make man take cover for battlefield.

Efemena_xy:
^^ Lol!!

Okay, I give up!!

Give up on dissecting or wat Nor dey mise words

tanimz:
This Sledge na crase man. _{See as he just dey shout my name.}

It is clear cut evidence that you crave for my attention ALL the time. Show me where I called you name how much more shout. Abeg shift!!!

@Tanning. . .U nor get level.

Hang jor!!!

Una just dey make my vex dey vex

where d joke

Ben athink here don turn to riddles section

Ben-10:
Post more jokes o. . .before you begin chat. I go lock the thread.

Who u dey threaten
Do face like beans wen don sour!

Where the joke Dey

geosino:
let a man stick to the wife only

Did u have to awaken this topic

Photoshop!!!

But I dey imagine Cynthoney and Lysaa wit dat kind leg. "WOMankind" Half woman, half donkey!!!

I nor know say to get BOWleg na suffer. Make some people go start NGO and begin distribute polio medicine for animals.

BTW, I get arrow. Look for dis bowleg peeps make I go shoot

@Stud. . .Where d joke


@Under G. . .U dey worry about ur name wen be say more dey coe everyday like [i]HELL[/i]eMENT

Where's d joke?

Inked_Nerd:
Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

Calmer

Anyway, wetin una dey find for romance section wen nor even dey romantic. Only complains upon complains dat happen to make NL homepage

@OP. . .you're dead and gone!

HENT:
one day, this two brother

Awful joke wen I nor bother read but den again, which 2 brothers
Check ur grammar.