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Efemena_xy:
Sledge

I dey laff your jokes

until I see ma name 4 inside

wicked soul

We all have our own fair share and you cannot win all the time

Vic2k3:
Wheres the joke?

Do I look like I care

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cont,

Take note of the names on the images cos it applies to the individuals.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the silly ones that need the advice."

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after Baba Blue (Vicks) was told by Under G (Element G), he looked cool.

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." - - -Dyt

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."- - -Ben & Daniluv

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - - -Okija

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."- - -Blackstalips

"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."- - -Sledge

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."- - -Inked Nerd

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."- - -Studio

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"---Studio

"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."---Efemena

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves me more than I love myself"---Ben-10

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."---Sledge

"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." (Starting with blacksta in front)

seyibrown:
Sledge406, In talking to the girl, he might be able to convince her to tell her man the truth! He would have helped a liar tell the truth and helped reveal the truth to the one who has been deceived. I don't condone her lying about being a virgin but I still maintain that men do not tell their girlfriends/wives that they were serial rapists and have changed! If men wait till they get married for sex or stay faithful to their wives, most women will be come into marriage untouched.

It's hypocritical that the OP did not complain when his friends were 'doing' the girl back at school and passing videos around. He is now not happy that his friend will end up with their object of fun and ridicule!

Anyway Dayokanu has asked you cos d video in circulation was wit WHITE-COLOURED dudes (wherever dey are from) and not just 1 but 3 of 'em if I'm still on track.

Fact is everyone with his or her opinion but I hold strong to my gun dat he should go ahead and reason I'm still patient on this thread is to hear that swiftycool has spilled d beans (and I pray after he does, his friend can find it in his heart to forgive the said lady cos truly everyone deserves another chance as far as dey are remorseful from past acts). If my galfriend wants to know about my past ordeal and is not gonna use it against me, I will be willing to tell her, afterall I consider it past tense and not ready to go into such act again (I'm sure you'd be saying "if I can tell her dat I was a despoiler"---In Naija, you have to be hard to be a despoiler---not in totality but majority---so then you can phanthom those who must have engaged in such act and lastly, NA WHO DEM CATCH NA IM BE THIEF so if you have no proof of someone being a despoiler, you had better not raise an eyebrow unlike the UNLUCKY lady in say)

To digress a bit, _{someone tell me this gal is from OSU}

"If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto."

"Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods."

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. "

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown. " (R.I.P Coleman)

Shoot!!!

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female."

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“Cynthoney, it is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials."

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."

Xynerise, you were still in your right sense when you started a topic like this

Overtime, na brain spoildamage

Ranoscky, you are highly mouthed and you seem to have a great personality even when it comes to humour and being factual. Your response probably coined from reading from others is the best so far as 'tis up to swiftycool to do what is right rather than think and think hence not arriving at a conclusion.

True that so many peeps with different opinions and we all have our wrong deeds in time past and more to come as no one is perfect. (Even Obama smoked pot but didn't prevent him from his aims). I have checked out the gist and various comments and from the OP's comment, it's glaring there's no remorse on the side of the gyal from his assumptions on the check up. If a thing is started on deciet, it will never go anywhere and what if she begins to have complications after the marriage and cannot give birth (even with the HYMENORRHAPHY) Well having said that, follow the advice of Ranoscky or forever remain silent and for whatever you do, BE A MAN and NEVER be SCARED to STATE THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF THEM. That way, I bet they'd be scared to even call you a liar.

Seyibrown, you should check back your first post on this thread and tell me how you are justified in your opinions advicing that he should keep quiet and if she eventually stabs him, then he can spit out (That is WHITEMAIL---or is it because he has evidence) Call a spade a spade.
Also what if she decides to misbehave to swiftycool after the KNOT has been sealed and stamped with witnesses, would his opening up be adviseable then?
All I am saying is you should reason a matter forth and back thoroughly and not stating what comes to your head immediately.

Tanning,
Yes, e dey disguise so as to penetrate into ur domitory so dat attrocities fit dey committed but not with you.
After I commit  , I go make sure say I off light use belt beat u before I run.

@Cynthoney. . .Stale!!!
But good to know you have me in heart

U don dey boring!

Just consider urself part of the list

Ur bowlegs look strait to u

If u trust ur legs, upload am make we see if e nor similar to the goat own

Nuttin

@Baba blue. . .You sure say u nor want insults directed at you abi
I go enter u go direction wen u go hate ooo. Steer clear from me! I don warn u!

cynthoney:
go cut your left arm!!! its a nice joke jo!!!

Suck my balls!!!
I nor jst dey d one wen u dey. Shift!

Never would have imagined this section drowning.

A reason to back off. . .

Y u nor go laff wen u dey see free show.

BTW, close ur legs and make u sef dey try wear pant wen u dey come place like this.

Ur face go only squeeze.

Shift!

Vic2k3:
And who might that be?

Your father's son!

Tanning, u nor get mouth. Handicap!

Highly indifferent

Rubbish

Wack!!!

Studio na so u dey nail people wives wen u deliver mail. Reasons y d dogs hate u.
Good thing is u don't need to die twice but ur offspring will live as Ba.stard.ssss