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Efemena_xy:
Jeez!!

Sledge u and Stud - I swear, una be siamiase twins!!

Joined at the erm. . .

Na dat one I wan hear before I answer you well abi u dey fear to talk

Kunbee:
U wish u could be dat person dat makes me feel good abi

U too dey FONcuse urself jare. As u be so, I fit bet say u nor get anybody for real life wen dey make u feel good as per ur confession for that ZOBO thread wen u say u be like dat for real life. Who get time for Saddist

Studio CFR:
Kunbee too corrupt walahi lol

Sledge easy she's only a powerless young woman u know. . .

Corrupt wetin Dis one know anything She just wish say she know or say she dey on board

And yes, she is indeed powerless but to dey make noise like hen wen eagle carry im chick. I go attend to her matter.

Una don dey pick coins reach here

Studio studio. Egberitata 1 of NL's Joke section.


@OP. . .Lovely joke ojare! But how person go dey drink abi na suck anoda pesin blood wen im nor be bat Na dat kind one na im Efe wen dey dash people blood go fit involved in

My friend, would you bend and keep on picking the coins while Studio fayas u from behind instead of tryna draw me into d picture.

Swaggerless boi, you are in my thread and I've given you audacity to say whatever trash you've been able to formulate in the past 24 hours (probably with the assistance of your friends and family members---mind you, be careful wat u spit else breeze fit blow am back enta ur eyes)

Maybe you should have spat ur venom wen 'twas hot (u dey form holy holy) con come here dey advertise for yab as if say u get mouth.

See as you dey squeeze face anyhow as if say u get anything wen u fit do. Another midget with wrinkled forehead.

^ U nor well at all. If you nor want my wrath, try make u nor dey come in between and if you wan yab me, do am direct! Nor dey tackle me from side or back as u dey do with that swaggerless dude

@Studio. . .Faya burn your bald head again and again
Comot for my road jor. Shift!
BTW, u dey call am dear abi u think say na babe I pity your dyck and im yansh 

@Swaggerless. . .Seriously, you have a talent like no other. Speaking from the bent side of your mouth. I would not be surprised to even hear you speak through your A^ss

E too confirm say dis NL wen u come especially this JOKE thread, na cry u go cry till d rest of ur days dey horrible.

Disfigured mouth leading to a disfigured face is what you are more like an imbeshile

Studio wanted 2 have S^ex with his secretary, Kunbee, he then said to her, I will give you #20,000 and I will throw it on the floor. You will bend down and I will be through before you pick it. Kunbee called her husband, hectorswaggerless and told him about it. Her husband says, ask him for #50,000 and pick the money fast before he zips down. After waiting for his wife's call about 1 hour, hectorswaggerless calls and asked what happened, Kunbee replied and said, "The idiot used coins" and I am still picking them, I will call you when I am done.

BOREDOM and SADDIST is tattooed to ur forehead, no wonder you come out to play by this time

Swaggerless, by the time I'm done with you, I bet you'd be off NL for 2 weeks. Before your last post, you said you were outta this thread but you the real dimwit still keeps coming back and yes I came down to your level. As far tis u concerned and I want you to know whichever way you wanna trade yarnings, I've gotten you on SMACKDOWN.

Keep following me like twitter, IMP!!!

@Studio, Faya burn ur bald head

And so the swaggerless hediot takes a run.

See u boi, wen u are matured enough to talk reasonably.

HectorSWAGGERLESS

Lemme come down to your level since tis obvious u're not schooled in the so called streets you claim success starts from "Retard who doesn't know what kinda signature he fronts and is asking me questions."
Sometimes the whole point of the yab is when you cannot read, educated mumu

About growing up, I guess tis high time you died cos you seem to have lived life yakpa

See dis confirmed mumu abi u dey find sympathy
Abeg make u dey look well before you enter street and wen u don maintain finish, remember to return to original fake sunglasses to Blacksta shop.

I suppose to slap your head for dat thing wen u talk. Na by number of post Hediot!!! Which day dem know you for NL

BTW, na thread insults u dey so if e pain u well well (which e don already dey do u) make u go hang from tree

^ No mind your counterpart midget wen dey show us say she don come. Una 2 fit eachother.

hectorswag:
hmmm, yabbing dey ginger you for body abi?? i dey feel you, dey cu.mm,

U dey crase U think say na romance abi phuck thread be dis? Make u dey squeeze dat your already wrinkled forehead. I pity u cos not even MaryKay nor surgery fit arrange ur face

No wonder ur mouth bend for real life!

Finally, you don carry your papa come here.

I talk am before say u senior your papa and dem think say na joke. Recently I confirm say your age na 17 and your papa na 16. So you collect one year from your papa

Anyway your title cannot be stolen. Misfit and highly disfigured!

Studio CFR:
*Clears throat*

I don see you already. Midget

"What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women"

"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"---D1ckless

"The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead."

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."---Googles

"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. "

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend."

"Give a man an igbo and he smokes for a day. Teach him how to wrap the igbo and you get rid of him all weekend and weekday." (Naija merix)---Sledge

Disfigured don dey use opportunity to catch babe for land of insults.

U get potbelly nor mean say na enjoyment. Na kwashiokor and I pity u. Malnourished!!!

Flee u dis winch

chaircover:
A good question we need to ask is Why do some men have affairs with thier househelps?

They see the traits in these househelps that their so-called wives have refused to show overtime and that is CARE for the family.
(Na who give my housegirl belle Ekaette don get belle) Mayehunta song if you were privilege to listen to it while twas on air.
Not like I'm supporting but tis an obvious fact that men are tuned to what tickles their fancy and hey, we all have EMOTIONS which is ignited more by our likes and dislikes.

In as much as Mr Corkscrew can be crazy, he makes more sense from his nonsense and I see loads of peeps vexed by his comments. Truth hurts indeed.

If only we can go back to one of his crazy threads about women doing the work and trying to be at level shoulders with men yet complaining of men,

As for you OP, I hope you read and take the MALE comments more cos dat's wat dey'd do if they were in your position and why would you feel you hubby aint thinking in that line already. Besides, you should compensate for all these time with loads and loads of SHAGGYING and nailing. That will ease the stress from you both and reduce tension for a while

Who are you asking and what point are you trying to make

See you left Bow-leg and right K-leg. Disaster!!!

The best thread gone sour becos of all the bad belle filled with rotten beans.

Thunder and lightning set for una head starting off with gidson wen dem jst release from panti

MrWaters:
@1st- Three days ago, i met the fiancee of my very close pal from Nigeria, she had come to the UK for a medical check up. Seeing her face to face shocked me to the marrows as i realised she was someone i had known way back
then- Two weeks ago my friend had told me his fiancee was coming for a check up and for some shopping here in the UK, he had told me a lot about her
So this is definitely a poem

MrWatersICanDetectMyOwnErrors, what is your point since YOU closely read and re-read the OP's post over and over again.
1st, he saw her 3 days ago after he had heard 2weeks ago from his pal dat d babe wud surface. So wat is wrong wit it

He never knew the person face to face based on the hype as at the 2weeks he heard of her coming until about 3 days when he saw twas a familiar face. I wonder which kind language I go use take explain to u since na u like POEM pass.

wicked

and it goes on

Frowns and smiles

oweniwe:
^^ No say i no tell you- you de find some people wahala o

Who dem be, where dem dey Na 2day yansh dey back

Vic2k3:
nxt time try to omit ma name

Life is unfair, abi

Studio CFR:
Sledge - The Barack O'grin of nairaland.

At last u don get joke- - i'm happy for u sha lol

U don get new chit for your mobile Y u dey happy for me abi I win lottery

Efemena_xy:
Sledge e be like say u dey beg for castration abi??

I know say you dey die to massage my dyck to erection. But nor worry, I like it in sleep mode for now.

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."- - -KodyBody-licky licky

Baba blue (Vicks lemon plus)man and Efemena are making new password for computer; Baba blue types "mypenis"; Efe falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says error too short

Mauricemoh:
I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill . I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

The description is fair for a but for that link, y not open it by yourself? Na by force

marabout:
Our Naija friendship na waoo. Our people get parable say, if ear no hear a bad word or message, heart no dey bitter.

You don read the story for ground make u nor dey weight of the matter

marabout:
They want him to just go and say hey friend, just wanna tell you that your fiancee has yanshed half of the men in Oshodi , and continued to 79% of men in Ajegunle .

Na today gyal don dey yanshed before thinking of settling down No be wen she don yansh finish den u go dey form say u never see pesin Dyke before say na fresh blood she be.

marabout:
Maybe this is the chance for the lady to settle down finally. In all honesty, who can swear by any holy book that his fiancee or even wife was not a call girl in her university days?

Who is saying s/he here is 100% clean Besides not everyone who happens to be a wife today was once a call gyal so nor even sweat am.

marabout:
All these girls who fund going through university by selling themselves will one day marry somebody. Will any of them tell their future spouses about their past? Your guess is as good as mine

Abeg, na by force to go skool? Must dey make money off it even if dey must be yanshed Na una dey give all dese people reasons to dey come up with flimsy excuse. The whole idea of this thread if I am not mistaken is to arrive @ a basic conclusion, which is for the TRUTH to be known before a KNOT is tied for life before someone lives in a life of regrets. Capish!

Efemena_xy:
Okay, so the dude's a bit overweight

Big deal! get over yourself, @poster

Now, where's the joke??

Says who
Becos he's gotten a big and sagging tummy doesn't mean his overweight. And this is a message for all ye guys and gals out dere who think FAT is rich.
D guy nor even fit see im kokobi sef even with the help of mirror.