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For a wyl, I thot Ibime was gonna chicken out jst like tha dunce himself but he proved to be on point by all means necessary even when he was gonna delay for a longer time at first. All I am trying to point out is this thread start as a result of Rhymstein and tha Dunce originator but it took another diemension and both parties (Ibime and Bamsyle) lived up to expectation and took the battle without delays.

For wateva it is worth, Eldee is really the dunce of NL at large (and I'm saying this based on how others have spoken about his ordeal going from his deeds in the past till that which I witnessed from his comments). No need to start something you cannot finish or claim to be something that you aren't.

Whoever the other MOD is should call on Seun to deMOD Eldee cos he aint worth wateva he think he is.

Some of these mods can utilise small power wen dem give dem. I guess say Seun dey wear dark shades for nite wen e dey select dem sha.

tanimz:
Which one be Visaphone again?

Where they come transfer you to?

You this goat, you don't seizecease to amaze me.

@Tanning. . .Agreed, I'm a goat!!! And I would never cease to amaze you when you have loads and loads of goat in your family as parents and siblings who do worse things than I do in here. So it is actually not new to you. I hail all the higher goats in your HOUSE! (Take not of your spelling and the correction too)
Mumu, why do you have google @ your fingertips Google VISAFONE and stop showing the world how stewpid you are.

(This gal, you beta quit entering my track else like the moving train, I'll crush you and damn the consequence---U nor reach my waist level how much more my chin level)

@Studio. . .How body na E don tay ooo. I nor even get time to dey open other topics as I dey very sure say many of them go be junk plus Ben don use im blues take spoil my alanta wen I been dey feel this joint hence I rather stick to one or two topics and zoom off besides anytime I dey on NL, you fit catch me for where e dey hot right now which is the music section. Boiz dey vex for dia. U need to peep small when you get time (Plenty stale jokes full here plus remixed ones although I LOVE this INSULT thread).
BTW, hola @ Efe and Cynthoney plus Kunbee make she straighten her head if e neva strait oo. Peace bruv!

Our village don catch fire o and u need to see mega transformation since then. Thanks to the lightning.

Ur face dey synonymous with abject poverty (I bet say if dem wan shoot video or do advert of people wen dey suffer, na u dem go use. Iinfact check wikipedia for abject poverty. . .na ur picture na im full am as description).

@Tanning. . .so it took the posting of Gidson to bring u out from ya smelling hole Anyway I'm underground again till the next reply

Mobinga:
With all the money these celebs can't do a proper hair-do. . . .
Where's Nicki?

I would have thought so too but until recently that these so called celebs, more in the entertainment industry always carried messages which many of us do not know and tis all coming out!!!
Check the Rihanna's pic closely and u'll see her message from her eyes ;-)

Jeez!!!

I gotta give props to ya all. 8 pages and counting and it keeps getting interesting. Indeed NL has some dope sections and how did I miss this Una lines dey kill abeg and true true, una mouth na chain saw. See as una wan use lines finish the so called eldee (no need to read previous topics cos the first 6 pages have summarised your life full of initimidation in this section---GUESS IT IS A FACTOR COMMON WITH MOST MODERATORS ON NL WHO THINK THEY CAN DO HOW THEY PLEASE BECAUSE OF SOME KINDA PRIVILEGE)

"Rhymz", you're so on point and I like how you come out straight with ur yarnings. NO FEAR!!! Unlike plenty people for here wen dey suck other people ballz. (Trust wen convulsion set in the process of sucking, imagine the rest)

mceeluther:
Meaning of ELDEE= my five fingers spread out/ WACKER

That's a killer and I bet say wen u small, dem go don beat u tire wen u dey tell people waka!!!

The three of una combined, na dust una be!

I laff in tongues.

A round of applause for the dunce as she exits the building

No be say u get complete teeth yet you go dey laff anyhow.
incomplete crate of laffing teeth

Ben, u're really a spide to allow dis swaggerless monkey post here. So all wetin d mumu dey write na im be wetin be high self esteem

@Swaggerless chimp. . .I pity for your future because even zoo nor sure for you. You're better off dead
U nor know anything pass guniea pig but I nor fit blame u wen be say dat na d first thing u dey tell gudmonin and the last tyn u dey tell gudnite for ur house anytym wen u wake and wan go sleep.

@Studio. . .Na 9/11 na im make u dey laff dey call swaggerless monkey papa name

hectorswag:
i no be muslim, buh all d aboki wen dey hia just dey ves me jare!

If only you realise say na your lineage u dey vex for, u for don kill ur fafa tay tay

tanimz:
Shior. All these mosquitoes, lizards and goats sef.

And even you wen be soil go still dey show ur presence. Fish mouth!!!

U get luck say u nor near me, else my own way to tell u gudnite (rite now) na to slap ur head

Vex
Besides define long time
Oya go sleep and make u nor piss for bed ooo

Make una go sleep jare. We get presentation



As for your bedtime story Efe,



Once upon a time,
The End!

Efemena_xy:
Of course not!

na test question and you failed - woefully

verdict: Sledge is GAY!!

U nor like test answer
Come, take this PAS to pass your message clearly and den wen u finish, lemme know. If u dey find who go rape u, u nor know how to stand for dark alley wen only men dey pass
Who make u judge

^ U too like drama jare.
Dat hankie, I go use am clean your face wen u sweat

@Studio. . .wetin be d rubbish wen u jst talk? Read am weda e make sense to you.
BTW, must you announce say Efe get SIM card chest (which is true sha)

I see you would have preferred me but sorry, I don't indulge in such act.

I know u will like "DEM" becos number and long rounds are indeed your thing

Kunbee:
Are you delta

Dumb question

Efemena_xy:
oh, why una 3 dey do me like dis now??

see as una dey use Yoruba take exclude me for una talk!!

abi una want make efe commot??

**efe is so heart broken and is close to weeping in frustration**

**sniff-sniff**not fair!! so not fair!! **sniff**

See as u dey lick mucus from ur nose. . . DISGUSTING!!!

Disrespect na whether I nor go send dem to raype u

Studio ati Kunbee, kilon se eyin mejeji Se fe taasi mi ninu ede yin E rora ti e ba fe kin shekpe fun eyin meji

Efemena_xy:
Like say you nor dey enjoy yourself! - abeg e!!

Haba, Stud go help me hold scissors na! and to ensure say efe nor touch you where she nor suppose go

. . .now nor dey form shy-shy for me. . .

and yes, na only your brain I want for now. . .so no get to excited

See who dey enjoy herself wen groove neva start. I don tell u say if I see you and Studio near me, call am quits. Only u come and test the microphone sori brain
Wetin dey after brain wen u wan collect

Efemena_xy:
**winks seductively at stud**

oya tell me - wetin alabosi mean??

E concern u, na everything u wan learn online. I go teach u for VIP room

Kunbee:
awwwwwwwww he made a funny

And u just spoke wat, ENGLISH

Kunbee:
And u can like to leave me alone

I can like to wetin Speak correct english or speak pidgin. Smallie!

Efemena_xy:
@Sledge. . .Wrong!!
Even if to say I be 32 - dat na perfect age for guy like u
32 yr old babe knows exactly what she wants from her man- so no faffing (fooling around)
32yr old babe dey very confident of her body - and trust me, no wrinkles 'an stuff like that. . .
anyway - y u dey concerned wiff age
abi you like 'em under 20?? (pevert!!)

U wan dey play sharp gyal wit me. E nor go work. U try sha cos of the few gals for here u get small sense
U sure say u know wetin u want abi conscience dey judge u unto faffing around?
Wetin be perv of 18 and 19 Anyway sha u don dey confirm ur number small small. Grandma!

Efemena_xy:
^^ now. . .now sledge behave urself

Oh, and I never forget o! - I still wanna disect that brain of yours

I don get the V.I.P stuff from Ben & Stud go be my assistant. . .

so c'mon - nor dey stall b4 I loose interest man

See as u dey stylishly push me go dark corner. Abeg make we stay where light dey jare.
As for my brain, u sure say na d main thing na im b dat Talk before train leave you besides wetin u dey use Stud do Make we enter d VIP lounge and lock am once u don enta and I mean only you

Now make we see who go stall.

Kunbee:
Was i talking to you,alabosi

U wish u had my attention. Bozo!!!

That na exactly the problem with all these grandmothers like Efe, ask dem deir age (instead of being truthful), dem go dey claim sweet sixteen at age 32 with wrinkled cheeks and hands and even sagging b[i]y[/i]east

Kunbee:
U dey call dat pencil pe.nis

Make im catch you whether nor be ur sharpener e go use for im pencil
U forget say ur kpekus na one size fitstakes all

Efemena_xy:
^^hehehe

OMG!! - Pencil ke??

lol!. . Lol!!. . LOL!!!

no wonder the boxers tear for

Are u speaking from experience cos u seem to have witnessed such. No forget say u sef get kpekus o and if care is not taken, u go pick coins

Kunbee:
ehn ehn u can talk, clap for yourself

I think say ur blood dey hot U nor get mouth jor

Efemena_xy:
I nor fear nuffin man!

and I don talk am - up to u to decode am

**small pikins full ground for hia - u 'spose know**

Why I go decode wen be say nor be millitary rule we dey Anyway u try sha to dey use indirect call Kunbee smallie becos we all know say na smallie wen eye tear. Virgin prostitute na im she be
BTW, wetin be ur own age, if u sef nor be small pikin

Olodo na pesin wen nor know anything (i.e. DUNCE)

^ U dey phuck man abi na otherwise

Studio CFR:
Sledge , which kind title name be dat? I never hear am b4 lol


Efe, i no do anything wrong oh - i'm always positive in all my dealings wit women lol

HIV⁺

Studio. U nor go wise