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U dey stalk me and u say I go get over am
U dey traumatize me. Abeg shift infact make u hide!!!

Okpo, see as u dey happy

Change from good to worst At least lemme maintain my GOODNESS
Define nice Lick A^ss, turn Jokes section into Romance thread by all means (Everything na coded tunes jare)
Sledge nor dey out to fight anyone. . .just here to have some fun and possibly extend further my friend's circle

I bet you wouldn't mind dissecting dis brain of mine in the Executive suites of NL. Ask Ben for d keys.

Ben-10. . .Make ur PC catch faya if you nor lock this thread or mop am with acid water.

xynerise:
A man had a fight with his neighbour and his wife went to the market to get some food. When she came back, she met her daughter the sores on her husband's face and asked her daughter what really happened. Her daughter was about to tell her mum how her father was embarrassed in a fight with their neighbour when her dad quickly cut in and said" darling I wish u were there when I was blocking all Papa Ngozi's punches with my face"

@OP. . .Even your name tells that you are hungry! Owu gal

See d rubbish wen u dey post. Well I'm too sensible not to read past the first paragraph.

@Tanning. . .I think say you fit handle me. Agbero wen too dey make mouth and dem nor get one level.

@Vicks (Baba blue). . .I see say kpekus water don clog ur brain. Abi u think say na coconut water dem give u drink?
Na me go give u downloaded slap. Anuofia!!!

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im dey try let you know say u be village gal. Eranko

. . .And so my fan base is on the increase!!!

kody-licky:
dis sledge guy is a character

like i said d guy is high

Bring ur B^oobs wit soured milk here lemme sign on them (not like dey are big even). I know you're dying for this opportunity.

Kunbee:
He is a capital slow poke

Retard, quit following me around and play with your dildos

Studio CFR:
Tehehe

So kunbee dey rubbish herself anyhow ehn lol

With all the S^ex toys in the market. . . Na pro she be

Classic!!!

Rejuvenation!

Great joke

lysaa:
i know u like me. Damn! I know, iknow when I send the shiver down the spine n make the hair on the back of their neck stand up.

See as this one dey use me dey catch trips. Anyway e go soon set and I go fold hand dey watch the fight
Snake!!!

Hilarious joke

@PyJamas. . . You don play wit ur prick finish wen u dey shout say u dey cumming since U beta go underground than start wetin u nor fit maintain. If you nor know sport section, Ben-10 go direct you.

As for you Ladyrat, you had better remain and ardent reader than open one useless thread all in the name of you wan post joke. Even dey lie on the poor school daughter head.

Vite, make your blog catch faya or make dem use virus destroy d already weak site

skyndyp:
Sledge i still dey here. Sup with u

You wan poison me
I nor dey house oo

@PyJamas. . .U for make sense suppose you be babe. U get fine sister or you fit lend me your babe
I go prove to you say I be A chaw O

And who surrenders his life to become clean

Upon seeing the word MTN, I knew twas stale and a long phucked story

Wetin u dey turn dis powerful thread to abi dem tell you say I dey here for truce with your banana head

Ole!!! U don dey convince me to write book so I fit take care of your generation. Anyway, I don dey utilise dose rags of yours wen you forget. Now I can mop my tiles thoroughly.

lysaa:
it's called high definition. .bluddah eediat.

Your hormones or your Nypples?? Classic!!! I'm subscribing
Shediot!

2 night in the Bahamas and 1 day in Italy just for shopping and you have my admirers sweet-talking me. How nice
So tay dem wan dissect my brain just to know where my lyrics dey come from. . .Baba God, I thank you ooo

tanimz:
Not necessarily, but the guy dey fear me. That one na for sure.

Agbero!!! Typical example of gal wen dey beat her boyfriend. I bet say u dey ring bottle for im head sef.

Efemena_xy:
I greet am e nor wan answer
I tosh am 4 shoulder e never even blink eye
I be wan use needle prick am for neck - but I nor know weatherwhether im still get rabbies go bite me
Oya Sledge come to efe for a quick hug now

Na you dey itch for hug, na u still dey talk anyhow. You wan [b]disVee[/b]go me abi Your house free or you want make we run am for Nairaland Lounge
Ask Ben-10 how much for executive suites and make reservation for one room.

Fight

You must be an agbero in real life but I like my face as e ugly. Nor do more damage.

jidobaba:
see this small boy, Mannylife ( you called yourself that, remember).
you are siding with girls because you want them to like you, abi?

Mobo, you never lie. all you have said is the truth,
I asked one little girls. what do you want to be in future?
she said. I want to be a marketer like auntie nkechi, and drive big car

Okija_juju:
Ask for you!! I no wan even talk your matter. You come my thread come dey advise me like say you read "Special Adviser" for Unifasity, yet you no Even fit ask about me!!
No just gree me swear for you o!! My vex fit light candle as e dey!

Your forehead don dey squeeze again. Nor vex too much else ur head fit explode. Wen u don hear say Oba dey go transfer
I know say 2011 don reach and dem need your services for Shrine well well so your postings go dey limited. Abeg wen dem don pay, lemme know make I collect my fare share. I nor fit for "loyalty to one Godfather oo"

tanimz:
He-diot!! Them swear for you ni?

Abeg, na God I dey take beg you, go beg the person/people wey swear for you make them remove this curse. You no dey shame ni?

U too like to dey lift my yarnings (Judgement day don near, Ole!!!)

You dis female agbero. Na once dem dey know your kind even with the way wen you dey type. I know say na so you be for real life. "Them swear for you ni?" (U smell of yoruba. The accent too thick for your body)
As for your remedy, craze gal na only mad man for streets wen nail go fit cure ur craze

HediotShola, you go wait my mama so tay na your mama go come service you.

Bingo!!!

Sholamid4all:
But next time try not to think like a maggot

You were once a maggot in your former life to know exactly how they think.

Studio CFR:
Sledge respect yourself - no dey fall yo hand by yourself

Shift first!!!

Some people wish say them get MOD privileges. Well I fit arrange am for you sha. You go drop small thing, then arrange for Ben-10 kidnapBennap and front urself credble for Seun accreditation.

tanimz:
You sef be confirmed he-diot. If you no find me attractive why you come dey follow me around? Stalker oshi.

You're so on the verge of crying!

I pity u sha. Shediot!!!

Na wa ooo. See people dey use gutter dey do perfume.

It stenches big tym in here. I'm out!